 if they had heard the hadith of ibn hazim when he claimed that he erects his penis and climbs the stairs while his wife is clinging to his penis until he climbs.
ولو سمعوا حديث ابن حازم حين زعم أنه يقيم ذكره ويصعد السلم وامرأته متعلقة بذكره حتى يصعد.