My bank, TCF, was robbed by a digital fraudster, and now the bank has taken it upon themselves to deprive me of my deposits until they see fit. I want my deposits back on demand, as per the function of a bank, and I would also like {$34.00} for each cent they have stolen from me, for each day that I have been deprived of my funds, as this is the fee structure in my agreement with the bank. 
