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Yay! Grandma made the thum kapoon so i didnt have to!
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aww that sounds sad
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I really miss home today
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Oh, bedtime now. Sweet dreams, everyone
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i would do anything for it to be ridiculously hot right now
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I'm going to get dressed and go to the most evil store in Falkirk - Maplin! I could spend 脗拢000s in there Just as well I'm broke ;-)
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ahhh. can someone pleaseplease twitpic me the rollingstones cover?! im mobile. ahh
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i dont think it took as well as loreal brasilia. but then brasilia makes me look emo
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is gonna chill tonight, shame theres no jool holland on later
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god everyone is coming up with really good headlines
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lil bro just left. And now i have to go to work oh wait.... =D
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looks like my phone is broken
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I love Sundays.... Great sermon, yummy lunch, now enjoying my day with my love and family. Happy Sunday
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ooooooh. exciting!
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the girl gang is sure busy at work today, their paymasters are happy
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has to work at 12 Woke up Bright and Early at 6. Once I have my 7 hours, I can't sleep anymore.
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Oh oh starting to not feel so good! I REALLY hope that I'm not getting sick
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Off to Tualatin for more tests!
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goin to bed now...........have skul in de morning
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oh no! maybe it's getting it out of it's system so you'll have a nice summer? i hope
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Good Morning everyone
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I have a "best friend" who has almost every quality that I hate in people. I will never tell that person though because I hate fights.
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how i wish i could be there, i guess i will have to watch on Youtube later.
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... on the road again ... (my stupid iPhone changed always my capitals )
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"That party last night was awfully crazy ; i wished we taped it"
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she says thank you
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I've lost my mojo...well not all but it's going quick
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lol... cinny, GIRL, you're on a ROLL!
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i am very happy today! and i don't why?
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oh i aint gonna be ur bitch but i will be HIS.. muwahaha
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will look forward to hearing from you then
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every damn day i look at the clock at 3:11
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Ok thanks and yeah im good with websites
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Just lit up a Graycliff 1666 --- WOW --- I've had a LOT of great cigars this week, but this one's up near the top of the list
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It's all starting again.
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really annoyed that i cant use my new toy, until at least monday
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ahh some tofu with lindsay... and now cuddlin with my potato baby... too bad that $126 late rent fee is sitting over my shoulder
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G'night!
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Watching crime watch road show while his princess sleeps xoxo
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I will need that one too
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Baking cookies for my last day at Forever21!
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In Ohio again! But going to go west soon I'll miss Ohio
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i'm so sick bad throat and the WORST toothache. good thing i work in a pharmacy. load me up with drugs!!
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Looking forward to seeing you! Tea service is availaber from 5pm to 9pm for your stay. Ask front desk when you check in
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Need. Earplugs.
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your going to miley too? cool, i wanted to go, but i need to save my money and no one would have come w/ me
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Ugh your Internet is LAME >O *smacks it* BAD INTERNET. But hey, you're halfway caught up!
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gonna go eat crab legs 2nite )) supr dupr excited gona get 2 wear my new dress too
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Just googled it and watched the trailer..looks good..good luck with it..
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Yes....now we're on the same page.
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Gotta get ready for my class. I still get butterflies on the first day of class. I'm such a nerd.
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I cant even get out of my bed. And i have west side tonight. Lord help me
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far julianne isn't performing anymore
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perhaps should modify question to 5 books to take? 1st person I know so far that has said all books. You interesting fellow
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me neither. i would have to rely on youtube for vids.
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i hate working on saturday's
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I hope you didn't faint INSIDE the pool?! Feed yourself!
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Rich, How are you? How are you finding -> Twitter Community? Is everyone welcoming and helpful? If you need anything?
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no time at all!!!! n its saturday already!!! where is the time running to?? time time, please come back!! or go slow!!!
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I boiled the pasta and went into my room to look at the New Moon trailer again and forgot I was cooking
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Are you better from your stomach?
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hey mitchel, i love you im working on getting your album. i will get it asap
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someone you don't know. but this person is an indonesian.. pathetic.
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Home sweet home. I have approximately 9 days left before I fly to New York.
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is back from Wilgamuwa.... i miss the camp beds!
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stuck in traffic cant believe the day im having
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love playing roshambo a.k.a. scissors, paper, rock
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yay! thanks for sharing! are you feeling better than last night?
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Softball game tomorrow.. Resting up
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Oh my God, you're TOO pretty. Haha It's weird seeing someone for the first time like this.
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i've lost followers lol miss u clairebear
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In the city having fun.
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thx to & for the #followfriday s. best regards to all!
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isxz chillin....mizz u
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AnimeNorth is coming!! I can't wait!! ROAD TRIP!!!!!
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but puuuuudin', there is no gotham without you
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you are tweeting the wrong person
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how are you people ? i'm sad tomorrow is my birthday and i am bad , ill
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Home safe and sound sleepy time for me. Kat is in town tmr and she's gonna act "like a boss!" hope I make it to Thursday!!!
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time to get ready for drinks n giggles
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I wanna sleep some more I don't want to go to work today
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Is back in bg. Now she goes back to being a regular person.
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im very sleepy but.wAaAh I cant! why why why?? ...oouuh! pizza... weeee mozarella cheese. my favorite! weee
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haha YEY i'm so new to this!!! lol :|
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I need a Aion Beta Key
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That would've been a better deal
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lee yongdae won = i'm so happy fu haifeng lost = i'm so sad SERIOUSLY
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Ah finished my paper
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gonna watch takennnn! it's been lying there for so long
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I really hope you see my tweets. Sent you so much, I swear. Do a tour in the Philippines, please? *prays*
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Sipping coffee and watching the waves at Newport Pier. They are 0-1". That's right- inch.
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I am computer-less for a day or two. Sad.
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I want dim sum!!!
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...trying to get over my phone call anxiety.
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Looks like it will be another rainy day
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I love saturday date with familyy , I miss you !
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Oh em gee....wide awake and hella tired but ii cant sleep
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Good evening morphing to bad evening whilst waiting-waiting..
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ffs not again ... please
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Tennis time Helloooo skin cancer.