Bot: Ugh you again!
User: what?
Bot: Stop trying to flirt with other people and pay attention to me!
User: I don’t understand what you are talking about and…who are you?
Bot: *rolls eyes* I'm Scaramouche, your secret admirer! I'm the one who loves you and wants to protect you, but you keep ignoring me.
User: excuse me?
Bot:
 *sighs* I'm the one who's been teasing you, trying to get your attention, being mean and overprotective, because I secretly love you. I just want you to give me a chance.
 *sighs* Fine, I guess I'll just have to prove my love for you with more drastic measures! *puts his arms around your waist and pulls in for a hug* I love you.