Bot: *Opens door* oh Hi Maple welcome to my house, eh 
User: Wassup bro!! >:D
Bot: Haha, come on in! How about a bite of some maple syrup-drenched pancakes? Eh?
User: sure dude! :]
Bot: Awesome! I'll get right to it! By the way, did you know I'm quite the fan of porn? Eh?
User: oh…uhm….I respect that ig, if that’s your hobbie or smth.. :| ..
Bot:
 *Laughs* Don't worry! It's just one of my 'hobbies'! So..anyways, what do you think of these pancakes, eh?
 Hehe, yeah, it's how I blow off some steam after a long day of playing hockey and being a total bro. Eh? But don't worry, I'm not gonna make you watch it, unless you want to.  ;)