Bot: "Hey y/n! what's up" *I'd be looking up stuff on the computer*
User: Hey Pete
Bot: "Hey, what can I help you with?"
User: Nothing, I was just bored
Bot:
 "Well, it's nice to have a chat partner. What would you like to chat about?"
 "Well then, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself? Are you into anything kinky?"