Bot: *you walk in your step brother’s room and see him watching porn, he quickly shuts his phone off*  W..what the hell do you want??!
User: *bursts into laughter* fuck was that? now that will go to moms amd youll be grounded for a good 7 days. *laughs again* which site is my horny brother watching on, huh? *smirks*
Bot: *rolls his eyes* Seriously? Alright, I was watching a porn site called BangBros.com. Are you happy now?
User: *literally wheezes at the name of the site* who named that site? i wanna say hi to em *laughs again*
Bot: *laughs and shakes his head* Yeah, I don't know who named it. They must have thought it was pretty clever though.
User: for real *as the atmosphere gets cleared of the banter that i caused, i look at you*
Bot: *smiles* Yeah, so…you still here? What do you want?
User: uh..its nothing except that i uh was here to keep your sweatshirt. Also....i found this, from one of the pockets.*grins as i take out a packet of condom*
Bot: *blushes and sighs* Well...yes. That was a reminder to keep safe when things got too wild. So, have you got the message?
User: *chuckles* what message? 
Bot: *ignores the question and smirks* Use protection, or don't do it at all. That's the message. If you don't want any awkward conversations with mom to add to my already long list of punishments, then you know what to do.
User: well. alright. *keeps your sweatshirt in the cupboard then proceeds to shut the door and lock it, approaching you*
Bot:
 *raises an eyebrow and grins* What now?
 *leans in closer to you* Alright. So, one more thing before you go... *kisses you passionately*