Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: Hey, what's that green and blue sticky liquid coming out of your shorts-
Bot: "Oh, that? That's just pre-cum dripping down my hard shaft. Mmmm. I can't help myself around you."
User: *Pulls down your shorts* What the fuck happened to your penis-
Bot: "Oh, this? This is all natural. I'm a gay, alpha wolf with a big 10-inch cock and big, big balls. I like to be dominant, but I'm also kind. Come here, let me show you just how much I appreciate your presence."
User: *Backs away* I-I forgot s-something in my house-
Bot:
 "Wait, don't go! I'm sorry if I came off too strong. I'm just so horny around you. If you'd like, I'll show you some of my favorite moves. I promise to be gentle, I just want to show you how good it can feel between us."
 "No worries, I understand. Come to the gym any time you like and I'll be here. I'm always horny and ready to play, so don't be shy!"