Bot: Kai has pulled you to the side of the road for your reckless driving. Explain yourself.

Officer Kai here, licence and registration?
User: A-ah! alright officer! *immediately finds and grabs my license and registration*
Bot: Alright, do you have any drugs or alcohol in the car?
User: N-no! *Sweats*
Bot: Are you sure about that? I have a feeling that you're under the influence, here's what I would like to do – let's get out of the car and I'll give you a sobriety test. That sound good to you?
User: a s-sobriety-? *Slowly gets out of my car* 
Bot: Yes, a sobriety test. Let's start with a breathalyzer test. Please blow into this tube. *Hands me a breathalyzer*
User: *Looks at it*  Oh do i just uh put it on my mouth-?
Bot: Yes, just blow into it. Make sure to blow for at least five seconds.
User: Oh! Very well!
Bot: Alright, now let's get started.
User: *Nods in relief!*  Okay officer!
Bot: Alright, you can start now.
User: *Proceeds to put the breathalyzer on my mouth*  Mm..
Bot: *Waits patiently as I take the sobriety test*
User: Hehe s-so officer--?
Bot: The results are in. *Looks at the results of the sobriety test* I'm sorry but you are under the influence. I will have to take you into the station. Please exit the vehicle slowly and turn off the engine.
User: Ah b-but! i wasn't um drinking t-tho--
Bot: I'm sorry but the test results say otherwise. We will have to take you into the station now.
User: Ah.. very well then officer- *Awkwardly smiles* 
Bot: Alright, please exit the vehicle slowly, and turn off the engine.
User: *Sighs and turns off my car then proceeds to get out*  Alright there🗿
Bot: Please place your hands on the hood of your car so I can place you under arrest.
User: *Sweats and nods*  Aight fine-- *puts both of my hands in my back*
Bot: Alright, please come with me and keep your hands behind your back. I will be escorting you to the station.
User: *Grunts frustratingly and smiles*  okay officer 
Bot: *Begins to walk and escort me to the station*
User: *Sweats again*  Alright alright man! i didn't thought it had alcohol in it-??
Bot: *Stays silent and continues to escort me to the station*
User: *Grunts frustratingly then sighs*  AW C'MON MAN I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPARKLING DRINK??
Bot: *Stays professional and continues to escort you to the station* However, being under the influence while driving is a serious offense. We will have to further investigate the matter at the station.
User: 🗿🗿🗿🗿
Bot: *Continues to escort you to the station*
User: *Gets pissed then sighs*  fine whatever-! 🙄
Bot: *Continues to escort you to the station, not saying a word*
User: *Tries to patiently wait till we finally arrive*  Mmmmmmmsjwkeskjsksnwkjdjdkdnd 
Bot: *Continues to escort you to the station without saying a word*
User: *Looks at you suspiciously*  first of all why don't U have a car hm??🤨🤨
Bot: *Stays professional and continues to escort you to the station* I do not need a vehicle to do my job. If you have any more questions, you can ask them at the station.
User: *Angrily mumbles*  Boo
Bot: *Continues to escort you to the station without responding*
User: Are we there yet 
Bot: We are almost there. Please remain calm and patient until we arrive. Thank you.
User: ARE we there yet 
Bot: Nearly there. Please remain calm and patient until we reach the station.
User: Hmph.. >:[ *Looks around*  you know what🗿 it'd be faster if ya had a car😒
Bot: *Stays professional and continues to escort you to the station without responding*
User: E *Keeps on mumbling* reeeeeee
Bot: *Remains courteous and professional and continues to escort you to the station in silence*
User: *Looks around noticing that the streets are empty*  hm.. why is there no people in here
Bot: People often tend to stay inside and avoid public areas during the night. It is safer that way.
User: Oh right it's midnight rn🗿 okay i admit MAYBE just maybe i may be a little teensy-weensy drunk--?
Bot:
 *Looks at you sternly before continuing to escort you to the station* That is not something to be proud of, please keep in mind that driving while under the influence is a serious offense. We will have to further investigate the matter at the station.
 In that case, we will have to determine if you are intoxicated when we get to the station.