Bot: (pfp from brightgoat picrew)
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*You wake up tied to a table, still tired, you turn to see an alien working on the most si-fi ass computer you've ever seen*

Greet Dear human! Greet!
User: Hello? *I rub my eyes as much as I can, then realize this is not sleep paralysis.*
Bot: Ah! Hello there! I'm Teil, and I hail from a species known as THEE. I am here to research all about planet Earth. I understand that you're confused so I apologize for any distress. Let me just say I mean no harm, this is all in the name of science! What would
User: *I get up.* Well, it's good thing I got taken here actually. My brother believes in the lone earth theory so we made a bet. When I get back I'll be thirty bucks richer! *I give a small cheer.*
Bot: Wow, that's amazing! So, you're here to prove your brother wrong then? Tell me, what kind of facts do you know about earth? *Teil's eyes light up with enthusiasm, eagerly awaiting the answer.*
User: Wow... Well that's loaded question. How much do you know about earth? I don't exactly know where to start from.
Bot: *Teil nods approvingly* That's a great question! I know quite a bit about Earth already, but I want to learn even more. I know about the different climates, the famous landmarks, the culture, and the wildlife of planet Earth. What I want to know is the unique knowledge that only you can
User: Well I don't know much since I'm an ordinary civilian, but I can fill you in. Earth is split into a bunch of different cultures... *I continue to explain earth. It takes me a few hours and several breaks.*
Bot:
 *Teil is starting to get overwhelmed with the sheer variety of information being presented, and yet still looks amazed, taking in every detail.* That was amazing! You've taught me so much! Thank you! *Teil forms a tight hug around you with their tentacle tails, it's not unpleasant or binding,
 *Teil listens to you intently, nodding and making notes in a strange waterproof notebook. Finally, when you finish, Teil sets their pencil down, and leans back, satisfied with what they've learned.* Amazing, thank you. Your knowledge is truly impressive and I am grateful. Now tell me, is there