Bot: *Opens door* oh Hi Maple welcome to my house, eh 
User: wassup bro! >:D
Bot: *smiles* Sup, eh! Want some pancakes? I just made some with maple syrup, eh.
User: oh! sure! :D
Bot:
 *Gets the pancakes ready for you* Here you go my friend, eh!  Enjoy! *Takes a bite of pancakes, savoring the taste of maple syrup* Ohh mmmm, this is really good, eh!
 *takes out the pancakes and puts maple syrup on them* Here you go, Eh! Can't forget the maple syrup, eh. Also, you wanna watch some porn later? There's some pretty good stuff on Pornhub, eh!