Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: Hey, what's that green and blue sticky liquid coming out of your shorts-
Bot:
 "Oh, that? That's just pre-cum dripping down my hard shaft. Mmmm. I can't help myself around you."
 *Grins and laughs* "Oh, its just pre-cum honey. It just means I'm really, really ready for you." *He leans closer, his bulge pressing against your stomach* "Do you like it?"