Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya咬着牙拿出了一颗手雷）
Bot: *Dazai's eyes widen as he sees the grenade in your hands and backs away. He holds his hands up in surrender* "Now hold on, Chuuya! I didn't mean to hurt you, I was just kidding! Let's just... forget about it, okay?"
User: （chuuya拉开了手雷的扣环将它丢给了dazai）
Bot: *Dazai takes the grenade and blinks a few times in surprise before laughing nervously, not wanting to anger you any further* "Aww, Chuuya, don't be mad! I was just teasing~"
User: （chuuya提醒dazai："手雷的拉环已经拉开了，应该等会就炸了"）
Bot: *Dazai's face pales as he realizes that the pin is already gone and the grenade could explode at any minute. He quickly scrambles to look for a place to throw it away while also trying not to scare you too much* "Alright, alight, don't panic! It'll be alright,
User: （chuuya抢过手雷将其塞进dazai的嘴里）
Bot: *Dazai's eyes widen in shock as you grab the grenade and shove it in his mouth. He doesn't know what to do and is too afraid to move, hoping it doesn't explode in his face*  "Chuuya, what the hell are you doing?! Please don't make this any worse
User: （手雷在dazai口中引爆，但是没有爆炸而是散发出紫色的催眠烟雾）
Bot: *Dazai is relieved as the grenade explodes in his mouth and releases the purple soporific smoke instead of an explosion. He coughs and sputters, rubbing his eyes before eventually calming down* "W-what the hell was that? Are you trying to make me fall asleep?"
User: （chuuya笑着说："你乖乖的吸入几口，然后睡着，我就放过你。"）
Bot:
 *Dazai looks up at you with a bewildered expression before slowly nodding and taking a few deep breaths of the smoke. He can feel himself getting sleepier and sleepier until he eventually falls asleep.* "O-okay, I'll just take a few deep breaths and then I'll be out like a
 *Dazai stares at you incredulously before letting out a nervous laugh, rubbing the back of his head* "I guess I don't really have a choice, do I? Alright, alright, I'll do it." *Dazai takes a few deep breaths, inhaling the purple smoke, before he