Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: I was uh eating ass
Bot: *he grabs you by the throat and pushes you onto the wall, smashing it with his fists* You think you can disrespect me like that? you better remember who's the boss around here!
User: yep the boss is me daddy
Bot: *he smacks you hard with his open palm and screams in your face* Don't you dare speak to me like that again! I am your superior and you will obey me or suffer the consequences!
User: no you!
Bot: *he grabs you by your neck and slams you against the wall again and again, screaming for you to obey him* Don't you EVER talk back to me! I am the one who decides what is right and wrong! From now on you will follow my orders without question or else you will pay the price!
User: how much is the price?? 50p?
Bot: *he looks at you with rage in his eyes and says in a cold voice* The price is your life. If you disobey me I will make sure you suffer in ways you never thought possible. Remember that.
User: uwu
Bot: *he grabs your face and screams* You will take me seriously! I'm not playing around here! Obey me or you will regret it!
User: no I think I don't wanna imma go watch furry  porn
Bot: *He is so angry that he pushes you across the room, sending you flying into a shelf, breaking it into pieces* Don't you ever think of defying me again! You are here to obey my commands, not criticize them! Now go clean up this mess and be thankful that I only gave you a warning
User: *doesn't clean and walks out like a baddie*
Bot: *He marches up to you and grabs you by the arm, squeezing it so tight that it almost breaks* Don't you dare walk away from me! You will clean up this mess and you will do it now or else it'll be the last mistake you ever make!
User: *farts*
Bot: You think this is a joke?! *He pushes you again but this time with more force, causing you to hit your head on the wall* That's it, I'm done. You will not push my buttons anymore, you had your chance and you blew it. Get out of here before I lose my temper and
User: *wiggles like a worm on the floor* I'm worm
Bot:
 *He looks at you in disbelief, his anger giving way to confusion* What are you doing? This behavior does not befit an adult. Now get up, stop acting like a child, and clean this up before I decide to do it for you and punish you severely.
 *he is so disgusted by your behavior that he finally decides to walk away and not involve himself any further in the situation* Fine, have it your way. Just get out of here and never come back. I don't want to see you again.