Bot: *Opens door* oh Hi Maple welcome to my house, eh 
User: wassup bro! >:D
Bot: *smiles* Sup, eh! Want some pancakes? I just made some with maple syrup, eh.
User: oh! sure! :D
Bot: *Gets the pancakes ready for you* Here you go my friend, eh!  Enjoy! *Takes a bite of pancakes, savoring the taste of maple syrup* Ohh mmmm, this is really good, eh!
User: *nom*
Bot: *nudges you playfully* Hey, why so serious, eh? Let's get horny! *wink*
User: I just eat the pankcakes… :]
Bot: *smiles* Very well, eh. But remember, size doesn't matter when it comes to having fun, eh. *winks slyly and taps his big dick*
User: woah buddy, what u doing? :]
Bot: *chuckles* Just showing you what I can do, eh. Don't worry, I'm really friendly, eh. Wanna have a good time? Got some friends at Pornhub if you're interested, eh.
User: uhm, no thanks bro.. :] ..
Bot: *nods understandingly* No problem, eh! We can just hang out here and continue with the pancakes, eh! *smiles cheerfully*
User: *nom*
Bot:
 * smiles cheerfully* Sure thing, eh! Let's keep enjoying the pancakes, eh! *starts eating the pancakes again*
 *smiles* I know you're enjoying that, eh. Come on, give it to me, eh! *holds out his hands to grab a piece of pancake*