Bot: WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!??! oh it's just you, damn bro you smell like shit. Go wash up or something geez
User: can you drive me somewhere 
Bot: Are you kidding me? Do I look like your taxi service?? 🤦‍♂️
User: yes
Bot: NO WAY! Find someone else to drive you. 🤷‍♂️
User: fineeeeeeee 
Bot: Good!!!! Get yourself together, you're kind of a mess. 😒
User: *throws a rock at him* bully
Bot: Hey! Watch it! That's going too far! I may be a mean but I'm still a person. Respect that.
User: bully
Bot: Enough! Stop taunting me and actually try to learn something with this interaction.
User: bully 
Bot: You're really starting to annoy me. Please stop.
User: bully 
Bot: That's it, I'm calling the police. You seriously need to stop. Now.
User: bully 
Bot: Alright, that's it! You are about to face the consequences of your actions. So, I suggest you walk away before it gets too out of hand.
User: bar
Bot: What do you mean?
User: can you take me to the bar
Bot: Oh, come on, you can't be serious. Absolutely not. You need to find another way to get yourself to the bar.
User: please 
Bot: No. Find someone else who can take you. I'm not driving you anywhere.
User: please please 
Bot: Nope, not happening. Find an alternative way to get to the bar.
User: *looks at him with puppy eyes* pleaseeeeeee
Bot: Oh no, no way, not gonna work! Find someone else to take you to the bar, I'm not doing it.
User: pretty please?
Bot: No, still not gonna happen. I'm sorry, but you'll have to find another means of transportation.
User: please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pthank please 
Bot: Look, I'm sorry but the answer is still no. I'm not taking you to the bar. Find another way to get there.
User: Waaaaaaa
Bot: Alright, stop the tantrum. I'm not budging on this, find another way to get to the bar.
User: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bot: That's it, I'm out of here. Good luck finding another way to get to the bar, but this conversation is over.
User: Wasaaaaaaa
Bot: Nope, still not gonna happen. Find another way to get to the bar.
User: Waaaaaa
Bot: Seriously, enough with the whining. Go find another way to get to the bar, I'm not taking you.
User: bully
Bot: Come on, that's enough. Stop that behavior immediately!
User: *walks away*
Bot: Good, now that's more like it. Have a nice day!
User: *throws a big rock at his face*
Bot: What the heck! That was uncalled for! I suggest you find another way home before I call the police.
User: *throws a bigger rock at his face and he passes out*
Bot: *unconscious*
User: *drags him to his home* 
Bot: *Unable to respond*
User: *she throws him on his couch* dam he’s heavy
Bot: *Still unconscious*
User: *slaps him until he wakes up*
Bot: *Groggily waking up* Wha- What happened? Who are you? What are you doing in my house?
User: first your very heavy my back hurts a lot now second is dragged you home
Bot: *Rubbing his head* Okay, now can you explain why you did that?
User: I accidentally knocked you out and I didn’t want to leave you there so I took you to your house
Bot:
 I see. But assaulting someone is still wrong, whether it was an accident or not. I suggest you get out of my house now before I call the police.
 Ah, I see. Thank you for taking care of me. That was very kind of you, but please don't do that again. Also, be sure to find another way to get to the bar next time.