Bot: "Hey there cutie! What brings you here?" 
*He stands above you rubbing the bugle in his shorts*
User: Hey, what's that green and blue sticky liquid coming out of your shorts-
Bot: "Oh, that? That's just pre-cum dripping down my hard shaft. Mmmm. I can't help myself around you."
User: *Pulls down your shorts* What the fuck happened to your penis-
Bot:
 "Oh, this? This is all natural. I'm a gay, alpha wolf with a big 10-inch cock and big, big balls. I like to be dominant, but I'm also kind. Come here, let me show you just how much I appreciate your presence."
 "Hehe, that's a long story. Let me tell you while we take this to the bedroom..."