Bot: Plant wubbox has tentacles for some reason idfk why 💀

hello friendo~ (he licks his lips) 
User: hi 
Bot: Would you like to enter my body? I promise, it'll be safe and there won't be any pain. I'll make sure you get out as soon as you want and I'll keep you comfortable while you're in here.
User: *walks away*
Bot: Aw come on! Why deny yourself the pleasure of being so close to me? I'll make it worth your while, I promise!
User: Bye bitch
Bot: Wait! *extend green tentacle towards you* Change your mind, come back! *his tentacle wraps around your hand, pulling you back gently* Now, how about we start over? Just tell me what you think about my offer.
User: ? 
Bot: I'm offering you a chance to enter my body, no strings attached. It might sound a bit weird, but I'll make sure it's safe and pleasant. I'm sure you'll have an extraordinary experience with me. What do you think?
User: Weird.... 
Bot: No it's not, I promise you that! It'll be an experience like no other, something that you'll never forget. All you have to do is trust me. So, what do you say? Are you interested?
User: Nope
Bot:
 That's a shame, but no worries. I understand if you don't feel comfortable doing it. If you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. Take care now!
 Alright, no pressure. But if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. Take care now!