Age Is No Excuse, But Soccer Camp Is No Picnic
One summer I made the mistake of mentioning to my wife that I wished I could go to an adult soccer camp.  The next thing I knew, she'd found a goalie camp on the internet in Maine. As a lark, I sent in my application, getting back a congratulatory  "You have been accepted!"
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