Why We Secretly Love Other People's Misery
Your gorgeous BFF gets a huge, honking zit smack-dab on the middle of her forehead, the day before a big party you'll both be attending. Do you a) feel awful for her and try to pick up her spirits with an "It's not that bad!" pep talk, or b) try to pick up her spirits with an "It's not that bad!" pep talk... while secretly smiling to yourself?
secretly love people misery gorgeous bff get huge honking zit smack dab middle forehead day big party attend feel awful try pick spirit bad pep talk b try pick spirit bad pep talk secretly smile