God Gave Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson to Democrats. Thank You, Lord, for This Gift.
The camouflaged, bearded duck hunter in the sky, in his infinite wisdom and vendetta against mallards, gave liberals everywhere a gift. His name is Phil Robertson and his controversial comments on homosexuals, Satan in politics and God are well-documented.
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