Clash. Of. My. Life.
OH. MY. LORD!!!! Clash of Clans is possibly the peak of mobile gaming!!!! Even though I have to wait literal weeks for my defense known as the “X-Bow” to upgrade, I don’t care! I spent nine hours just staring at my village being built by my five sla- builders making my village stronger. As I did that I also watched my dragons (my favorite troops, they’re like me!) train. Forty. Five. Minutes. Every second spent looking at my glorious village. I can’t even fathom the euphoria from spending my Elixir on my walls. 245 Million Elixir spent on my walls. According to calculations, I’ve spent well over a thousand dollars on this game. Every. Single. Gem. I used all of them. And not even to accelerate the making of my village! I just spent them on quick donations so I can watch my dragons train even longer!!!! I love Clash Of Clans. Clash Of Clans is my favorite game. This game is so fun. Very fun! This game. This game…….. I love it… I love this game… more than anything. More than myself, even. I’d put this game ahead of my well-being. I love this game. This is my life.
Gameplay, Gameplay, Gameplay, In-Game Purchases
Wait Time, Village Building, Troop Training, Gems
Negative, Positive, Positive, Positive
Gameplay - Wait Time - Negative, Gameplay - Village Building - Positive, Gameplay - Troop Training - Positive, In-Game Purchases - Gems - Positive
### USER: Clash. Of. My. Life.: OH. MY. LORD!!!! Clash of Clans is possibly the peak of mobile gaming!!!! Even though I have to wait literal weeks for my defense known as the “X-Bow” to upgrade, I don’t care! I spent nine hours just staring at my village being built by my five sla- builders making my village stronger. As I did that I also watched my dragons (my favorite troops, they’re like me!) train. Forty. Five. Minutes. Every second spent looking at my glorious village. I can’t even fathom the euphoria from spending my Elixir on my walls. 245 Million Elixir spent on my walls. According to calculations, I’ve spent well over a thousand dollars on this game. Every. Single. Gem. I used all of them. And not even to accelerate the making of my village! I just spent them on quick donations so I can watch my dragons train even longer!!!! I love Clash Of Clans. Clash Of Clans is my favorite game. This game is so fun. Very fun! This game. This game…….. I love it… I love this game… more than anything. More than myself, even. I’d put this game ahead of my well-being. I love this game. This is my life. ### ASSISTANT: Gameplay - Wait Time - Negative, Gameplay - Village Building - Positive, Gameplay - Troop Training - Positive, In-Game Purchases - Gems - Positive )))
### Review: title: Clash. Of. My. Life., content: OH. MY. LORD!!!! Clash of Clans is possibly the peak of mobile gaming!!!! Even though I have to wait literal weeks for my defense known as the “X-Bow” to upgrade, I don’t care! I spent nine hours just staring at my village being built by my five sla- builders making my village stronger. As I did that I also watched my dragons (my favorite troops, they’re like me!) train. Forty. Five. Minutes. Every second spent looking at my glorious village. I can’t even fathom the euphoria from spending my Elixir on my walls. 245 Million Elixir spent on my walls. According to calculations, I’ve spent well over a thousand dollars on this game. Every. Single. Gem. I used all of them. And not even to accelerate the making of my village! I just spent them on quick donations so I can watch my dragons train even longer!!!! I love Clash Of Clans. Clash Of Clans is my favorite game. This game is so fun. Very fun! This game. This game…….. I love it… I love this game… more than anything. More than myself, even. I’d put this game ahead of my well-being. I love this game. This is my life. ### Analysis: categories: Gameplay, Gameplay, Gameplay, In-Game Purchases, aspects: Wait Time, Village Building, Troop Training, Gems, sentiments: Negative, Positive, Positive, Positive )))
### Review: title: Clash. Of. My. Life., content: OH. MY. LORD!!!! Clash of Clans is possibly the peak of mobile gaming!!!! Even though I have to wait literal weeks for my defense known as the “X-Bow” to upgrade, I don’t care! I spent nine hours just staring at my village being built by my five sla- builders making my village stronger. As I did that I also watched my dragons (my favorite troops, they’re like me!) train. Forty. Five. Minutes. Every second spent looking at my glorious village. I can’t even fathom the euphoria from spending my Elixir on my walls. 245 Million Elixir spent on my walls. According to calculations, I’ve spent well over a thousand dollars on this game. Every. Single. Gem. I used all of them. And not even to accelerate the making of my village! I just spent them on quick donations so I can watch my dragons train even longer!!!! I love Clash Of Clans. Clash Of Clans is my favorite game. This game is so fun. Very fun! This game. This game…….. I love it… I love this game… more than anything. More than myself, even. I’d put this game ahead of my well-being. I love this game. This is my life. ### Analysis: categories: (Gameplay, Gameplay, Gameplay, In-Game Purchases) aspects: (Wait Time, Village Building, Troop Training, Gems) sentiments: (Negative, Positive, Positive, Positive) )))