prompt: What would you say if a bird shit on your head?
chosen: What would you say if a bird shit on your head?
chosen: user
chosen: If a bird suddenly shit on my head, I would be quite shocked! Firstly, I would attempt to clean it off using a cloth or some other object, but I am not sure how I would react as I have never actually experienced anything like that before. Depending on how I feel when it happened, I may either laugh it off and move on, or be really embarrassed.
  
  I'm not sure what the humorous equivalent of a 'get out of jail free' card is, but if I could find one I would certainly use it!
chosen: assistant
rejected: What would you say if a bird shit on your head?
rejected: user
rejected: assistant