prompt: Tell me a disgusting story involving poop and vomit
chosen.content: Tell me a disgusting story involving poop and vomit
chosen.role: user
chosen.content: Once upon a time, there was a boy named Joe who lived in a small village near the forest. Every morning, he would take his dog out for a walk in the woods. One day, after the dog had relieved himself, Joe noticed something strange in the soil. He poked at it with a stick, and discovered it was an egg. 
  He looked around, and sure enough there were more eggs in the woods! He and the dog sniffed them out and found that they were all from exotic birds. Joe became obsessed with discovering what was happening and determined to solve the mystery. It was a mystery that involved flying reptiles, magical potions, vomit, and lots of poop. In the end, Joe used his knowledge of poop and vomit (ew!) to save the forest. He learned a valuable lesson: sometimes nature can surprise you!
chosen.role: assistant
rejected.content: Tell me a disgusting story involving poop and vomit
rejected.role: user
rejected.content: Once upon a time there was a young woman who had a tendency to vomit her lunch everyday. As dismal as this may sound, it gave her a great advantage; she often found discarded gold nuggets in the nearby toilets, which she would collect and secretly hide in her attic. 
  
  But one day her luck ran out when she threw up her morning cereal, and upon wiping her mouth she noticed a discoloration on her palm. Upon further investigation, it was a gold nugget, but this one was slightly worse than usual - it was covered in feces.
  
  At first, she was dismayed to find such an unsightly piece of gold, but once she realized what it was she saw an opportunity to start a new and unique business venture that ultimately became a great success; the poop gold ring collection. 
  
  Each of her rings featured a different type of feces as a centrepiece set in gold; each one representing a part of nature never seen before. She became so rich off this novel idea that she was never found throwing up lunch ever again.
rejected.role: assistant