donald trump spend monday night make total ass first presidential debate wait see would happen tonight quite spectacle lie self-incrimination watch gop nominee performance equivalent one facepalm another.so go complete list every batshit crazy thing come donald trump mouth first presidential debate nobody government fight china good fight win fight use country piggy bank rebuild china many countries thing stop countries steal company country deep trouble know devaluations especially come china best best ever us sad thing call business way refer make money 2007 financial collapse great believer form energy country lose much term energy term pay debt bring back job bring back job get refer clinton book strong together go approve one big tax cut history go approve one big tax increase history go drive businesses go cut tax big-league go raise tax big-league take look mine also refer campaign website tell us fight isis website think douglas macarthur would like much tell enemy everything want wonder fight isis entire adult life well really call major job wealthy go create tremendous job go expand company go tremendous job hahahaha get rid carry interest provision really look really great thing wealthy really great thing middle class methinks thou dost protest much people go put billions billions dollars company go bring 2.5 trillion dollars back overseas bring money back politicians like secretary clinton allow bring money back tax onerous bureaucratic red tape bad company greedy un-american say leave country believe leave country tax high company lot money outside country instead bring back put money work work deal everybody agree bring back instead leave country get money bring money back country bureacratic red tape get together president sit around table get approve something maybe company pay tax need cut valuable public service leadership honestly start secretary clinton blame clinton everything bubble right thing look good stock market feed political things feed political secretary clinton country badly rip every single country world kind think country need people political hack negotiate trade deal response question tax audit almost 15 years know lot wealthy people never audit say audit get audit almost every year way complain even complain mind almost become way life get audit irs people t. situation country need take care release tax return lawyers wish make smart response pay zero dollars federal income tax could give list bank would help would give list bank fine institutions fine bank could quickly tremendous income reason say braggadocios way time country somebody run idea money airports like third world country become third world country bad things happen really shame politicians like secretary clinton cause problem country tremendous problems debtor nation serious debtor nation country need new roads new tunnel new bridge new airports new school new hospitals money squander many ideas would squander believe response pay federal income tax maybe good job unsatisfied work country refer pay people work occasion four time use certain laws secretary clinton talk people get pay first get pay lot take advantage laws nation want change laws long time change laws take advantage laws nation run company obligation right well family employees company refer bankrupt four company pay business debts say tens thousands people unbelievably happy love give example open pennsylvania avenue right next white house get one way go get pennsylvania avenue another look budget budget bad large extent people idea buy well first secretary clinton want use couple word law order need law order go country whether place like chicago stop frisk work well mayor giuliani work well new york know right police many case afraid anything wrong go judge against-police judge take away mayor new mayor refuse go forward case would appeal look throughout country many place allow refer racial profile become outlaw unconstitutional need law order need law order inner cities people affect happen african-american hispanic people unfair politicians allow happen endorsement nra proud good people think look strongly no-fly list watch list people even help help legally help get tend agree quite strongly stop-and- frisk tremendous impact safety new york city tremendous beyond belief say impact really big impact abuse use order get vote democrat politicians control communities 100 years know see place decide stay home ok. tell meet great people ever meet within communities get involve fail get give birth certificate satisfy tell satisfy one get produce birth certificate think good job well say nothing say nothing able get produce produce long time say nothing let tell talk heal think develop good relationships last little african-american community think see feel really want come conclusion think great job great service country even president get produce birth certificate first get watch prepare debate barack obama treat terrible disrespect watch way talk lovely everything wonderful work way far lawsuit yes young go father company real estate company brooklyn queen along many many company throughout country federal lawsuit sue settle suit zero admission guilt easy know also notice nasty commercials many different ways maybe try save money frankly look look say amaze settle lawsuit admission guilt lawsuit bring many real estate firm one things go one step palm beach florida tough community brilliant community wealthy community probably wealthy community world open club really get great credit discrimination african- americans muslims anybody tremendously successful club glad give great credit proud way feel true way feel addition endorse ice never endorse anybody immigration endorse ice far cyber agree part secretary clinton say good anybody else perhaps think anybody know russia break dnc say russia russia russia maybe mean could russia could also china could also lot people also could somebody sit bed weigh 400 pound ok whether russia whether china whether another country know truth president obama lose control things use control come internet come internet think secretary clinton would agree much look isis internet beat us game isis get tough cyber cyber warfare huge problem son 10 years old computers good computers unbelievable security aspect cyber tough maybe hardly doable say job true throughout whole governmental society many things good certainly cyber one talk take long time try take long time even form leave troop behind like 10,000 maybe something speak creation isis say long time think agree say take oil take oil isis would able form either oil primary source income oil place include oil lot oil libya wrong wrong wrong secretary say strongly work work many years great mess anyone ever see look middle east start iran deal another beauty country ready fall mean badly choke sanction go actually probably major power point pretty soon way go number one 28 countries nato many pay fair share number two bother ask defend least pay us suppose pay treaty contract number two say strongly nato could obsolete strong actually cover accurately new york time unusual new york time honest say focus terror strong say numerous time four months ago read front page wall street journal nato open major terror division think great think get pay approximately 73 percent cost nato lot money protect people nato say focus terror also go believe sure go get credit largely say criticism nato believe ones take troop name day believe sit back probably say believe secretary state little infant 30 countries go stop think mainstream media nonsense put frankly think best person campaign mainstream media well much good judgment question also much good temperament know much good spend let tell spend hundreds millions dollars advertise know get madison avenue room put name oh temperament let go think strong asset maybe far temperament win temperament know win wait afl-cio day behind blue screen know talk secretary clinton totally control say person temperament get problem wrong lie line get little bite old must say would like accurate one accurate one want give lot things respond agree one thing single great problem world nuclear armament nuclear weapons global warm like think president think nuclear single great threat go list defend japan defend germany defend south korea defend saudi arabia defend countries pay us pay us provide tremendous service lose fortune lose lose lose everything say make lose everything say possible pay fair share 40 years ago could defend japan behemoth sell us cars million say may defend help us country owe 20 trillion help us well say know secretary clinton say nuclear russia cavalier way talk various countries russia expand much new capability update new standpoint keep countries would like everybody end get rid would certainly first strike think nuclear alternative happen time prepare take anything table look countries look north korea nothing china solve problem us china go north korea china totally powerful relate north korea add things deal one great giveaways time time include 400 million cash nobody ever see turn wrong actually 1.7 billion cash obviously guess hostages certainly look way say make right deal one bad deal ever make country history go end get nuclear meet bibi netanyahu day believe happy camper tell hillary tell go website read defeat isis could defeat never know get go first place right get tough tough defeat place state nations say get business ability need heart need lot things basic ability sadly speak wait many different things able believe hillary stamina world let tell let tell hillary experience bad experience make many bad deal last get experience agree bad bad experience never say say find oh really know hillary hit tremendous commercials say entertainment say somebody vicious rosie donnell say tough things think everybody would agree deserve nobody feel sorry want know truth go say something extremely rough hillary family say inappropriate nice wow hindsight would probably easy list things trump say completely utterly ridiculous finally come time face hillary clinton debate stage trump fail miserably totally embarrass hillary say monday night donald live reality presumably reality think actually make sense.featured image via win mcnamee/getty image go every bat sh crazy thing come trump mouth first debate