vote silly since anyone half brain figure one scary remember compost suppose great planet energy department goofballs need understand happen naturally bad thing scary jack-o -lanterns scary think accord energy department claim holiday squash responsible unleash greenhouse gas atmosphere 1.3 billion pound pumpkins produce u.s. end trash say energy department website become part 254 million tons municipal solid waste produce unite state every year municipal solid waste decompose methane harmful greenhouse gas play part climate change 20 time warm effect carbon dioxide energy say ok apparently whizkids dept energy need refresher course something call carbon cycle settle science see every live thing grow incorporate carbon structure call carbon base life die release carbon back environment live thing use grow matter dead thing whether rot away slowly burn convert thing else get burn still release carbon either carbon dioxide methane 85 hydrogen 15 carbon like giant carbon recycle program make life possible go like hundreds millions years truth carbon earth today ever make new carbon never exist elemental carbon pollutant essential life simple reality deal seriously absurd news stories like craft appeal someone without even sixth grade understand basic science envision 8-year-old run home mommy mommy teacher say jack-o -lanterns destroy planet via wt scary silly feds warn halloween tradition unleash