throw party people would otherwise attend avoid like particularly virulent strain syphilis go airborn ten-mile radius surround national mall point festivities surround inauguration unite state next grand wizard donald trump shape complete disaster reference every non-texas history book generations come.a minority americans break system special help hand vladimir putin jam comey may barely elect donald trump president remain least popular person step oval office since osama bin hitler take office 1897 alternate timeline right reach outside reality find something could compare trump yuge level unpopularity .trump may brag record-setting turnout expect truth cry inside officials expect 800,000 900,000 people show see trump swear next president number may seem impressive obama inauguration attract double whop 1.8 million people show know trump desperately need feel like beat barack obama everything.trump desperate take rather interest approach shamelessly spend money beg americans show adore well people age 27 live new york anyway ck rest you.imagine dislike days inauguration start pay send desperate fb ad invite `` person 27+ `` pic.twitter.com/uq0m4d7vg4 mah ree nah marinarachael january 17 2017 trump pathetic desperateto fill inauguration seat 's put ad facebook page invite people realdonaldtrump pic.twitter.com/l9jchylxdu marsha whippenz january 17 2017trump pay place facebook ad ask beg people age 27 attend swear ceremony.pathetic sad pic.twitter.com/mogbrnrmlj reed earthlingjr january 17 2017 facebook keep serve video ad trump invite inauguration trumpinaugural website n't work `` form `` pic.twitter.com/d4flfaaezd alex howard digiphile january 15 2017how bad trump ticket scalpers lose money ticket event promise exactly excite average county fair match entertainment trump manage snag obsolete one hit wonder pop band three doors country artist know show concert drink forget lyric songs performances include 16-year-old reality show contestant mormon tabernacle choir march band louisiana racist high school whichever rockettes decide show abortion event basically get klan rob back drycleaner part vernacular gon na bad time thing.recently trump hate-tweeted majority americans ok russia hack political opponents behalf call stupid people fool wonder one want come sweet 16.featured image via getty image mark wilson /screengrab trump desperately buy facebook ads beg americans call stupid come inauguration