wacky conservatives new insane attempt invent obama scandal barack barry hussein soetoro obama bin lade time allow someone else hold umbrella order mustard something put feet desk president obama time far insidious wear wed ring public appearance apparently prove gay muslim homersexual marry man least accord frenemies right wing .the american mirror kyle olson notice obama visit laos appear wear wed ring probably think cking take mine time time apparently big deal really cking big deal far olson vapid readers concerned.noting first time obama shed wed ring michelle obama trip olson put information ridiculous fanbase imaginations could run wild perfectly innocent photograph president wear ring resurrect long-dead conservative talk point like wed ring really secret muslim decoder ring say allah one true god crazy muslim-y inscriptions conservatives read multiple language scholars point ring design mean arabic .others saw proof michelle obama really man marriage shamble teeter d-word mr. barry multiple gay lovers like old men use bang cocaine tchaknow others speculate romp play laotian ladyboys surely expect ridiculous conspiracy theories surround ringhazi continue busy laugh stupidity segment society nothing good invent insane conspiracy theories president sure remember vapid numbskulls vote november make sure too.featured image via screengrab conservatives raise hell obama wed ring dumb conspiracy ever screenshots