headline onion sadly story fiction satire actually happened.mourners funeral noela rukundo shock live ceremony gatecrashed none presume decease one stun husband balenga kalala believe get away murder.five days burundi-born noela leave home melbourne australia share husband attend funeral step mother native country idea kalala pay gang gunmen make sure never make back melbourne alive.after hire gunmen kalala even play major part place wife sight bbc report early even noela retreat hotel room lay doze stifle city heat bujumbura phone ring call australia balenga kalala husband father three young children say try get whole day noela say say go bed tell bed sleep early say feel happy ask weather hot tell go outside fresh air noela take advice think anything think care worry moments step outside hotel compound noela find danger open gate saw man come towards point gun me.she throw car seat two gunmen hood place head face drive away speed time car stop men begin ask do make husband furious enough kill refuse believe husband behind plot call put loudspeaker ask kalala wife answer simply kill noela life flash fall live kalala arrive australia refugee democratic republic congo 2004. take five children previous relationship pair since three children yet kill noela come conclusion life hitmen tell would kill her.instead would extort money husband tell price go give time flee country back australia noela say gang tell give 80 hours leave country husband serious maybe spare life people go thing god help get australia five days late kalala get shock life noela return home find husband receive steady stream mourners home wait last leave approach husband get car saw straight away put hand head say eye ghost reply surprise still alive kalala arrest charge eventually convict attempt murder wife sentence nine years prison.that year 63 australian women lucky male partner successful plan kill u.s. 1,400 women year kill men know commonly current former male partner contrast women kill around 30 men year definitely gender component violence issue must address nation species.thank goodness case noela assassins turn saviors feature image youtube screengrab woman gatecrashes funeral great surprise husband hire hitmen kill video