conservative media quite literally nothing good decide rock bottom deep enough dig little deep find president obama move house vaguely near islamic center surely change everything obama time office come close family announce would stay washington d.c. leave white house sasha malia could finish school house choose one befit former president own senior adviser bill clinton.the move put obamas one washington wealthy zip cod seclude precinct back rock creek park home diplomats focal point capital cocktail-party circuit home luxurious photograph post washington fine properties list sell 2014 show spacious room hardwood floor white marble countertops his-and-her master bathrooms terrace formal gardens.conservatives naturally promptly lose mind obamas reason allow live nice house leave reason particular first family live nice house say eat fancy restaurant imagination.but crack team conservative airheads tucker carlson daily caller take another approach quick google map search find obamas new home wait sort near islamic center.here daily caller eric owens frame mammoth multi-million-dollar mansion president barack obama family reportedly live first family exit white house locate 1,096 feet islamic center washington one large mosques western hemisphere.what follow hundreds word devote painfully describe every detail islamic center function hint muslims islam believe hilariously owens also note embassy oman former embassy iran close obama new mansion presumably mean something.it hard fathom approach president obama final months office right-wing movement yet let obama secret muslim conspiracy go quick scroll daily caller comment section cesspool find strong majority readers truly believe case.if curious place like daily caller obsess obama proximity islamic center number bathrooms new house might fact president obama rid wave popularity use second term nail one legacy affirm accomplishment another obama currently enjoy favorability rat high reagan strong wind back close presidency people like tucker carlson eric owens insist would country-destroying disaster.but let ignore thousand feet away obama new house islamic center good grief.featured image via wire conservatives get measure tape find obama new house sort near islamic center