hear republican candidate ted cruz absolutely loathe people attend college include former roommate craig mazin screenwriter work film like scary movie entire twitter page dedicate much hat ted literally go back years saturday night cruz former roommate step troll game level attack gop candidates.here sample troll ted listen carson think road low road high road understand craig mazin clmazin february 2016 uhhh someone play tape rubio head craig mazin clmazin february 2016maybe cuz jersey enjoy christie swagger craig mazin clmazin february 2016 okay christie much jersey declare victory pull craig mazin clmazin february 2016i enjoy president cruz plan build time machine undo nk missile plan craig mazin clmazin february 2016 jeb eat wheaties morning craig mazin clmazin february 2016the moderators know carson still stage right carson know still stage craig mazin clmazin february 2016 deport force listen voice flee night craig mazin clmazin february 2016ted respond maybe heart heartless calculate chuckle craig mazin clmazin february 2016 amaze trump attack crowd almost admirable craig mazin clmazin february 2016mazin new hero absolutely hilarious spot-on many time new hampshire debate fill much bullsh hard wade literally scream television several time least twice cruz turn demon one statement iowa caucus winner tell crowd believe waterboarding fit definition torture seriously believe put mask someone pour water face simulate drown torture believe make someone think go die wrong guess mean totally cool foreign government citizens second thing say really piss bring sister die drug overdose wait sorry half-sister die drug overdose see begin monologue horrible death refer sister quickly correct make sure everyone know different mother exploit death also try distance pretty cking despicable rest candidates kind night unlike yellfests could almost feel desperation candidates like ben carson jeb bush fail miserably iowa matter bad though craig mazin definitely provide us much-needed comedic relief hope show next debate feature image via twitter/flickr ted cruz college roommate internet brilliant gopdebate troll tweet