report first presidential debateby p.j rourke monday night presidential candidates donald trump hillary clinton meet first head-to-head debate even big news deion jones return 90-yard interception score touchdown cap atlanta falcon victory new orleans saint 45-32 get see though watch presidential debate compare nfl matchup watch presidential debate like stand sideline flag football game couple montessori school talented player field nbc anchor holt holt talented pile trump make late hit team hillary candidates good trump gut issue go articulate well enough make reason fully agree feel pit stomach trouble give concise to-the-point examples mean trump fond broad stroke try paint detail picture wrong american politics use four-inch brush hillary good detail good detail lot lot highly detail little thises thats like furnish dollhouse instead fill white house hillary keep say plan phrase always set alarm people really plan act plan stand around say one plan right hold beer watch debate assume debate t. tedious rehash issue candidates already make hash intersperse name-calling commentators characterize heat harsh even scorch show wimps commentators none would get punch nose playground hillary best riposte bring notion yet donald someone allow anywhere near nuclear launch cod trump get old hillary good trump far best line save end hillary experience bad experience winner whomever want win far tell click around source internet candidate candidate source question already decide declare victorious remind soviet judge score olympic gymnastics back cold war thus washington post opinion columnists say hillary ditto new york time cnn instant viewer poll 62 respondents give laurels hillary hand drudge report instant poll award trump prize 82 charles krauthammer mind smart person tv call debate something like draw learn anything presidential debate short answer long answer yet debate turn highly informative turn sound event broadcast split screen candidate visible talk use technical term blab blab dull expressions candidates face fascinate trump serious mien concentrate intently hillary say sometimes develop little twitch annoyance time wear small frown disagreement mostly look deeply thoughtful let frank man could stand bite deep think hillary suppose whole bunch deep thoughts concern endlessly convolute plan fix problems sun thoughtlessly make rude grimace whenever trump speak mom always say make face face may get stick way hillary face get stick way spend whole even wipe-that-look-off-your-face look face smirk sneer radiate smugness repeatedly mug camera ham actor pantomime gasp disbelief except actor come like cheap infomercial new dentures indulge nasty smile condescension adopt pout say smarty like dummy like hillary air believe somehow oh gosh drag stage debate talk dog hillary plan debate course hillary plan everything stick plan plan utterly dismissive trump anyone back treat every single thing say total contempt say happy either presidential candidates tough election roll dice trump let hillary set bone table crap like always care personally hillary mock trump care personally nature democracy mock trump man decisively triumph contest republican party presidential nomination late poll dead heat hillary presidential race hillary treat trump measure respect public support achieve insult insult american voters politics democracy one rule insult voters regard p.j rourke brilliant p.j rourke cast vote winner presidential debate insult voters