text: does anyone else think that..? being an alcoholic would be a funner way to live then to try and make something of yourself.  i do.  at least you never have to worry about anything. your only worry would be puking your guts out in a gutter somewhere, having constant stomach pain from the cirrhosis of your liver, and never having a job that will support a family or get you anything except cheap wine for nourishment. that leaves out a bunch of skinheads beating you with baseball bats just for laughs.  other than that it sounds like much funnier way to live.