text: do you know any real people with naughty or funny names? i know a couple -- one of them live in holden massachusetts at one time and would introduce himself as, "hi, i'm dick (richard) hertz from holden."  and the other was a geography teacher... a mr. dick (richard) head  how about you - ever met anyone who had parents that should of really thought first? the woman who spoke at my baccalaureate name was dr. weiner (really) and she mentioned her son several times during her speech...his name was isaac.  isaac weiner?  poor kid....