text: what's the craziest thing you saw on a subway? i was on the subway the other day and saw a man masterbating which disgusted me ... blah!! so what's the craziest thing you ever saw on public trasportation? having a large gun (automatic pistol, probably a 45 or a 9mm) shoved in my chest by a guy wanting money, of which i only had $3.23 on me and/or my leather jacket, then a guy at the end of the car started talking crazy, distracted the guy with the gun long enough for a really big dude to grab my coller, pull me out of my shock and my seat and yank me to the next car, then at the next stop he shoved me out of the car and told me to run. i wanted out of there so bad, i never turned to thank him for saving my life.