text: i think my wife is trying to kill my girlfriend? please tell me what do do? i love them both and i told them this, i told my pregnant wife i will dump my girlfriend once she's back to looking the way she was before being pregnant, but she insists i be her only lover and cannot stand my girlfriend who is way better looking than her. honey - if i was your wife, i wouldn't want you back after pregnancy .... actually you could leave now.  hope girlfriend is willing to take in a low-bellied, shallow dog.    seems appearances are far too high on your shallow list of standards.