text: my boss is a horsedonkey. must retaliate and keep my job.  juvenile methods are more than welcome. i h8 this a   if you can get to his car in the parking lot.  go to the auto parts store.  get a tire valve tool, and then loosen the valves in his tires so that they leak slowly.  start with one, then on later days start the others.  get a turkey baster and hose and squirt oil up into the exhaust pipe.