text: any suggestions on how a song would go ..........?? 12 days of christmas ,about a girl who needs breast implants?? on the first day of christmas my girlfriend said to me my chest is no bigger than cherries  on the second day of christmas my girlfriend said to me i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the third day of christmas  my girlfriend said to me i've added some loo roll i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the fourth day of christmas my girlfriend said to me i'm taking these pills i've added some loo roll i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the fifth day of christmas my girlfriend said to me i must increase my bust! i'm taking these pills i've added some loo roll i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the sixth day of christmas my girlfriend said to me i've done the exercises i must increase my bust! i'm taking these pills i've added some loo roll i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the seventh day of christmas my girlfriend said to me so what do you think? i've done the exercises i must increase my bust! i'm taking these pills i've added some loo roll i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the eighth day of christmas my girlfriend said to me i really need some implants! so what do you think? i've done the exercises i must increase my bust! i'm taking these pills i've added some loo roll i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the ninth day of christmas my girlfriend said to me please buy me bosoms! i really need some implants! so what do you think? i've done the exercises i must increase my bust! i'm taking these pills i've added some loo roll i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the tenth day of christmas my girlfriend said to me i'm going to the hospital they're giving me my implants! i really need these implants! so what will you think? i've done the exercises i must increase my bust! i'm taking these pills i've added some loo roll i'm wearing this padded bra but my chest is still no bigger than cherries  on the eleventh day of christmas my girlfriend said to me not very much she was drugged from the anaesthetic she went to the hospital they gave her her implants so what do i think? no more exercises she has increased her bust! no more taking pills! no more adding loo roll! no more padded bras! and her chest is as big as pamela lee's  on the twelfth day of christmas my girlfriend said to me i'm out of the anaesthetic i'm back from the hospital look at my bosoms! better buy me some lingerie! i've got me my implants so what do you think? no more exercises i have increased my bust no more taking pills no more adding loo roll no more padded bras and my chest is as big as pamela lee's