text: new agers, are you absolutely sure there is no absolute truth? the statement "there is no absolute truth" is an absolute truth claim. truth is relative, man.  what is truth in my perception could be an untruth in yours.  i am not absolutely sure of anything.  that i am absolutely sure of.  never mind the paradox, it just means your mind is not advanced enough to understand.  meditate twice and telepatically contact me in the morning.    that's the best i can do for such a loaded question.