text: isn't this probably nothing? mrs. gilbert , who's husband works on an oil rig, was talking with the wife the other day while i was having a cup of tea and chocolate biscuit and watching the racing on tv. the wife was saying how slimming her new outfit is because really she is rather large. mrs. jenkins replied "ha- you should me me with no clothes on" i didn't turn round but i could feel her eyes boring into the back of my neck. today, she rang and asked if i know anything about floorboards?  there's a squeaky one in her bedroom. i feel ashamed of my thoughts. babe she wants you and who could blame her x