text: how do i say "do you want a lap-dance?" in spanish? (yes, this is what i do for a living). baby the best answer coming from a guy who has lved in mexico and visited several table dance clubs in mexico is "quieres un baile privado?" quieres un privado?" but this is a lap dance in a private room amay from other sight if you want to dance right where he is the you should say.... "quieres un baile especial en tus piernas??" a special dance is known as a lap dance at the sight of everyone else in the club i hope it helps and i can get a free one when i visit the club you work in......good day!!