text: what is a llberal? neocons have been calling me this for 10 years at least despite the fact that my voters registration card says 'democrat'.  that oxycontin addict started throwing 'liberal' around and now all neocons love to say that. my personal definition of a liberal is someone who wants everyone else to live like they say they should, but shouldn't be held to that same standard.  for example; robert kennedy wants you and me to stop driving our suv's and conserve fuel...but what does he drive to his numerous appointments?  a nice shiny black suv.  he also enjoys flying around in his personal jet...shouldn't he be flying commercial airliners like the rest of us peasants?  same thing with arianna huffington...babs streisand...noam chomsky...they're all a bunch of hypocrites, which gets me back to my definition...in order to be a good liberal, you have to be an accomplished hypocrite.