text: what do guys really want for valentines day?   a massage and a bubble bath...a million dollars...a new car...a dish washer...my boss to physically kiss my big white a**...and my personal favorite.......  a house slave!!!  lol but that is me...besides sex (or with it) try giving your man a massage (my husband says that is what he likes and doesn't get very often) or even better make a coupon book with stuff like "super raunchy fun" or "one ticket for me to shut up" or "get off scot free card". it can be really fun to do and he will get a laugh!