text: why can't i? i have tried multiple times to sell my soul to satan. what am i doing wrong? am i just not worthy. funny that christians are calling you a freak!  "judge not, christians" <--- i tried to say that in a godly voice, but i don't think it came accross that way.  maybe it hasn't worked because he doesn't exist!!! (most likely answer)  or  maybe it has worked and he's just waiting for the opportunity to come and claim it!   mmuuuaahhhhhahahahahahaha