text: why dont the kids like me? i recently started doing magic (like david blaine) for kids parties.  i have done six so far, and no one is impressed, and tips are lousy.        the first party, i stood on one foot for 3 hours, and the kids were board to death.  then, i stayed underwater with a garden hose to breath for the whole 4 hour party.  once again, no takers.  why dont the kids like my magic, when i am bringing blaine to their houses? ha heh...that's funny.