text: my husband has a small penis.? is it going to hurt his feelings if i tell him that i'd rather be married to a long-shlonged black man, if he's a small-peckered, racist, redneck? one of my best friends has a small shlong(we all saw it on his stag night)and he`s happily married th a girl who openly admits to being used to a "long shlong", how does he make it work? i guess it`s al about tecnique.