text: "polite" swearwords? i want to know some "polite" swear words that you use -   that aren't really so bad, don't include any hints to carnal relations, calling somebody something pollitically incorrect or hint at insufficent mental capacities or zoological parentage...  ..but still give you that good, hard satisfaction when saying? gordon bennett! (whoever he was...?) fudge, rats, pig off, i'm pigged off, piggin' hell, sugar, crumbs, ggrrrrrrrr, bloomin' heck, flippin' heck, aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!  btw, the dictionary definition of 'frigging' is exactly the same as the dictionary definition of the 'other' f-word.