text: answer this!? how come wrong numbers are never busy? do people in australia call the rest of the world "up over"? does that screwdriver belong to philip? does killing time damage eternity? why doesn't tarzan have a beard? why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? why is it that night falls but day breaks? why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? did noah keep his bees in archives? do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? do pilots take crash-courses? do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? if cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? 1. how would you know it was the wrong number if it was busy? 2.no, everywhere is 'up here'. 3.of course it belongs to philip...his name is on it! 4.no, it's like botox. 5.he has it waxed, that's why you hear him going ahahahah... 6. it was first called liplick because people who wear it usually lick theirlips, but it just didn't stick. 7. because the day breaks through the barrier of your closed eyes. 8. whoever invented it only had two fingers and couldn't count higher. 9. with the radio turned up you make all the numbers squiggle around. 10. who wants something natural in their food or drink? duh! 11. no, they have seizures so they can only conduct occassionally 12. yes, of course, if someone turned one in there 13.they save it for the rainbows and they keep it in the pot of gold 14. hahaha! that's funny 15. no they have beano for fish didn't you know that? 16. yes, that's why we always are looking for new pilots 17. yes, it helps them stay bright 18. yes, haven't you ever seen the world's ugliest dog competition? hope that helps clear up all of your questions! =)