text: nonsense poem - do you know the next verse? one fine day in the middle of the night 2 dead men got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords & shot each other  i haven't heard that one since my skool daze, but i'm sure there was another verse - anyone know it?  or anyone wanna have a go @ making one up? i think this is a scots poem,   # one fine day in the middle of the night, # two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men] # back to back they faced each other, # drew their swords and shot each other,  # one was blind and the other couldn't, see # so they chose a dummy for a referee. # a blind man went to see fair play, # a dumb man went to shout "hooray!"  # a paralysed donkey passing by, # kicked the blind man in the eye, # knocked him through a nine inch wall, # into a dry ditch and drowned them all,  # a deaf policeman heard the noise, # and came to arrest the two dead boys, # if you don't believe this story’s true, # ask the blind man he saw it too!