text: how do i deal with a mad scientist neighbor? ok...i have a buddy in my building.  he's a decent fellow, kinda plain-looking, dirt-poor, but really smart....problem is, he's also really lonely.  and he has a weird hobby...since he's too shy to get himself a real-life, face-to-face girlfriend (and he is straight as far as i know), he's got this hobby, or obsession...he dreams of ways to find and seduce a willing woman...so he can turn her into a living doll. like a living barbie, or china doll, or something.  yes, he's on meds and got help for this, it seems mostly a harmless fantasy life he has going....but is there anything i can do to help him out before he buys a labcoat? tell him to go to  realdoll.com they have these dolls that look real and he can make her do what he likes with out hurting anyone...only problem is they are like $7000.00...but hey over the years a real girl will be a lot more expensive...they look so real,it's trippy...