text: what's your favorite lil johnny joke ? i know it's hard to pick just 1, but this one always makes me laugh .....   a teacher asked her students to use the word  "definitely" properly in a sentence. lil susie goes first  and declares "the sky is definitely blue". the teacher  replies "it's cloudy, today susie ... the sky is actually gray."  bobby goes next by saying  "the grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "no, bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......  then lil johnny asks a question "teacher,  do farts have lumps in them" ? ........  the teacher gives johnny a very stern look,  and says in firm voice "no johnny, they don't" ! ........  lil johnny replies back "then i definitely shitt my pants" !   lol lmao.  brilliant! 10/10