text: any good jokes even animal or riddels deal   ? any good jokes u can get ten points so get in the draw to win them it is a bit of a challenge but a easy one  it is the best joke corner to put in jokes and to read riddels and jokes so just have a look put a comment or to in answers put in jokes read out jokes put in riddels read out riddels     so come in and have a shot of reading or sharing funny jokes scary jokes animal jokes happy jokes and them kind of riddels to put in and share and go in the draw to win ten points or read them to your friends and make them laugh guy walks into a bar with an octopus. says to the bartender 'i'll bet a hundred dollars this octopus can play any instrument in the place.'  so the bartender points at the piano in the corner says, 'go ahead.'  guy puts the octopus on the piano stool, octopus flips up the lid, plays a few scales, then lays out a little étude on the piano. so guys says 'pay up,'  bartender says 'wait a minute,' pulls out a guitar.  guy gives the octopus the guitar, octopus tightens up the e-string, closes its eyes, plays a sweet little fandango on the guitar.  guy says 'pay up,'  bartender says 'hold on, i think i've got something else around here,' pulls a clarinet out of the back room. octopus looks the thing over a couple of times, tightens the reed. well, the octopus isn't good exactly, but he manages to squeak out a few bars on the clarinet. he isn't going to win any awards, but he plays the thing.  guy says 'pay up,'  the bartender says "just wait one minute,' goes in the back rummages around finally comes out with a bagpipes. plops the bagpipes up on the bar.  guy brings the octopus over, plops the octopus up next to the bagpipes.  octopus looks the bagpipes over, reaches out lifts one pipe lets it drop. lifts another lets it drop. backs up, squints at the bagpipes.  guy gets nervous, comes over to the bar says to the octopus 'what's the matter? can't you play it?'  and the octopus says 'play it? if i can figure out how to get its pajamas off, i'm gonna f**k it!'"