text: warning rude jokes-don't read if easily offended? q: what do you call a homo jewish male?  a: a heblew.  q: how many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?  a: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares  q: what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?  a: sparky.  q: what do you buy a woman with crabs?  a: fish net stockings.  q: what did one lesbian say to the other?  a: your face or mine?  q: what's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?  a: einstein's c*ck.  q: why is parliament like a sl ut's dream?  a: because it's full of pr*cks.  q: what do you call a bloke with a one-inch dick?  a: justin. cool, i like them