text: do i have more points than ilove jesus yet? i thnk she went on a church retreat and she isn't answering her phone. i've dealt with that whack job and let me tell you, she's on a frequency all her own. and i don't mean that in a good way, ok? she may be called ilovejesus but jesus, that's me, hates that loon. ya know, there's a little known bylaw in heaven that states a managing partner (that would be me, god, or the holy spirit) can veto an entrant into heaven if he can get 2 of 3 votes. and since i didn't tell mom (that would be the virgin mary) about dad's "indiscretions" when he and jimmy swaggert were heavy partiers back in the late 80's, the old man owes me a favor.