text: i need some really good ways to fake sick. see details? i really don't wanna go to school 2morrow and need some good ways of faking sick. the temp has to be so i can stay home from school dut don't have to go to the doctor. please help. thanx. put red dots all over your face and arms with a felt tipped marker, and tell your folks that they'd better stay away because you think you have measles.