text: what's the weirdest product a telemarketer has offered you?   "jc penny's death & dismemberment" insurance.   "if you act today , sir, we can offer you this one time deal. $10,000 per(lost) hand & $15,000 for an (lost) eye! i am only authorized to give you this deal if you sign up today! "   (who would have known that an eye was worth only $15,000?  i am still amazed at that tele-marketing call!)