text: a sardarji joke. rate it please. not meant to disrespect the sikh community.? four guys, from harvard, yale, mit and santa singh from punjab university were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. one common question was asked to all 4 of them.   interviewer : which is the fastest thing in the world?  yale guy : its light, nothing can travel faster than light.  harvard guy : it's the thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.  mit guy : its blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked   santa singh: its loose motion  interviewer: (shocked to hear santa's reply, asked) "why"?  santa singh : last night after dinner, i was lying in my bed and i got the worst stomach cramps, and before i could think, blink, or turn on the lights, it was over!!!! ha ha ha, nice ones i don't think that our great paajis will find this joke as offensive, aakhir dil to hindustani hein