text: jokes...yo mamma:? yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!   yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "stop that twinkie!! "   yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!   yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "hey, kool-aid!"   yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.   yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!   yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!   yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.   yo momma so fat when she walks around in texas in high heels, she strikes oil!   yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!   yo momma so fat that when god said, "let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!   yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.   yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.   yo momma so fat even bill g yo mama is so stupid that she triped over the cordless phone yo mama is so old she farts out dust yo mama is so old that she knew burgerking when he was a prince yo mama is so old she sees in black on white. yo mama jokes are so a=old they are older than the crust in yo mamas underpants yo mama is so fat that we she goes bungee jumping she brings down the whole bridge! yo mama is so fat that when she goes in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family even though you are fater than me yo mama is so fat that when she goes sun bathing at the beach people yell samu!!!