text: where do i call  or is there a web site where i can deport an illegal  alien? there is this lady who is determined to take my husband away from me and there is no way in **** i am going to let her have him and i have nothing against immigrants but with this one lady i do and i want to get her deported back to mexico have you ever considered that she isn't trying, and that you are the problem? considering the fact that you are asking a stupid question and giving htis many deatails about your personal life on here, leads me to believe you probably do it alot. which leads me to only one assumption.... you are kookoo!!