text: tell me the dirtiest joke and get 10 points?   bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. and never have sex with the lights on.  one night sue turned on the lights while they were having sex. and was shocked when she saw her husband with a dildo in his hands.  sue yelled “you impatient fcuker! you lying son of a…”  bob stopped her and said, “i’m a lying son of a bitch? than maybe you would like to explain our 3 kids?”