text: my professor at princeton thinks my thesis on ninjas doesn't merit a ph'd, should i go all ninja on her butte? what the heck is wrong with these high brow educators anyway, next she'll be telling me there aren't any robots? okay i seriously doubt you are in princeton or a grad student.  all of your questions are about ninjas.  what exactly did you major in? ninja -ology?  so quit daydreaming and get back to your class work or you might not graduate high school on time.