text: what's your idea for a goofy superhero? i want to write a strip about indestructible man -- he can't fight, he isn't smart, has no super strength, isn't particularly resourceful, but he's doggedly determined and absolutely unkillable.  through sheer persistence, he frustrates his enemies into making mistakes.  or longevity man, who simply outlives his enemies.  or "always gets in over his head boy".  tell me your goofy idea for a superhero.  not something that would be cool, something that would be silly, a superpower that would cause almost as many problems as it would fix, and bring more laughs than thrills to the comics page. my neighbors kid came up with this, and hes only 7 years old.  drunkman!!!! he flies around in just his underwear handing out budweisers.