text: help need advice? you see i like my pencil. its sexy. i like the way it writes. well i made out with it one day. great day. then it started to have a alcolol problem what should i do? i still want to go out with my pencil but im affraid if she drinks too much shell sahrpen herself oh ok i had to break up with my pen because i caught him cheating break up with that w h o r e cause all she gone do is cheat on you, d a m n pencils and pens!!!