text: has anyone else received this in their in-box? my mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. to boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.  since  i have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the republicans, democrats, sierra club, aclu, etc. i have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. it solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems  i have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. they're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. give em something to drink and eat once a day