text: what size is the epitome of perfection....wink wink..? i’m just bored and i was wondering what the world think is the perfect package size (from a male and female perspective)...you should know what i'm talking aboot*(canadian) ahem...go to the grocery store. the produce section. look at the cucumbers. pick out a nice looking pretty thick one.  then put a bow on it and give it to me!  i love my cucumbers!