text: whats on your desk infront of you right now? ive got my pc (obviously) all my work files and paper work, pen holder with 20 million pens in it, telephone, mobile phone, letter tray, dictionary, water bottle, huge coffee mug, 2 x sunshine buddies nodding away at me, a flip flap plant, a box of tesco's soup in a mug (chicken and vegetable flavour) stapler, security pass, little spinny desk clock, a mini winnie, a stress ball thing in the shape of a heart, a bag of apples and a johnny depp figurine from pirates of the carribean and a picture of my best friends.  yes i have a very big desk.  how bout you? my pc with various stickers and some hair stuck to it! a mystery machine tin. two pink fluffy bird pens, one of which has had its head removed and a rubbery skull stuck to it. some work files (no fun). a pen holder with loads of coloured pens and a big blue feather. a squishy kyle from south park, a paperweight. a drinks coaster with my name on and a can of coke on it. my mobile phone. a dictaphone. a pink postit pad. a notebook. a fork and a 4 tier letter holder full of random bits of paper and some letters! mine sounds a bit like yours. i forgot...my work phone, a tiny troll with pink hair and a picture of me and my friend and a string of multi coloured paperclips!