text: is it okay to fist-fight a woman? is it true that when you punch a woman in the face as hard as you can that it can be considered illeagal in some states? do you have to pay the ticket, or can you take defensive driving. i need to save my money for a new helmet so i can rollerblading in the park and i will ware my green speedos with my weenieball bulge in the fron and my himmroid bulge in the back and the guys will be a whistling at me and saying hey good lookin'. wanna go back to my apartment and knock teeth? and i will play all hard to get and then he will chase after me in the rain and we will make out in my neybor's el camino and while the gettins good i will try to cop a feel and see if he is that kind of boy. and if he is i will take him up to my room at the ymca and we will get all stinky nasty until the orderly catches us and makes me do some stuff to him so he will keep it quiet? i'm only answering your first question. no it's not ok to fist fight a woman if you are a man. if you're a woman then yeah it's ok. as far as that other stuff you wrote, you have too much time on your hands and really need to get a better hobby.