text: do women secretly enjoy the attention they get from the gynecologist? i know they claim they hate it. but deep down i'm pretty sure they enjoy it. yup. those ice-cold, metal speculums and complete stranger's gloved fingers sure are enjoyable.  *massive eyeroll*  you know, if we actually did enjoy it, why would we claim we hate it? we're not as uptight as you think we are.  you, on the other hand, are stupid.