text: if you could only save one drowning person, would it be.......? a redhead or a blonde? based on my own experience, having saved many a drowning persons life(i work in a bottle depot, it happens). many times you rescue a blonde and she is often in fact a redhead, this is something you encounter in the recycling business a lot(oh i could tell you stories). many redheads actually dye their topcoat(i am thinking of new and better ways to get past the yahoo censors). this is a ploy to fool the sun into thinking the redhead is actually a blonde, voila less sunburns, the sun moves on to seek out another more obvious carrot top. i have to digress. i would only save one person, the blonde because she is also the redhead. if not ,who cares the world could use one less redhead. personally i would be gunning for ron howard, but i am sure that is just a pipe dream.