text: bored out of my mind.....? anyone know any funny jokes or stories, or just anything humorous?  sorry, but i just need some entertainment... this man walks into a pub, and sees this guy sitting at the bar having a drink with a midget playing a piano beside him. the guy walks over to the bar...pointing at the midget and asks.."where did you get him?!"  the guy at the bar looks down at the midget who is playing some classical tune on his piano and says "out back...there's a genie in the alley granting wishes."  the man thanks the guy at the bar and heads outback and sure enough, there is a genie chilling out there..he says to the genie.."i hear yer granting wishes?"  "yep! one wish per person..you wish it and it's yours!" replies the genie.  the man smiles bright and nearly shouts out "i wish for a million bucks!"  the genie nods blinks his eyes and says.."your wish is my command!"  then, from out of the sky a giant flock of ducks swoop down at the man! the man being obviously frightened ducks back into the pub and sees the man with his midget still sitting there having a drink.  he walks up to the man at the bar and goes.."whats up with that?! i found the genie alright! i wished for a million bucks and got a million ducks!"  "tell me about it!" replied the man at the bar.. "what? did you think i wished for a 3 foot pianist?!"