text: ladies...i need advice...my girlfriend...? she complains that i'm too big, you know....down there.  when i tell her to just shut up and take it, after i'm done with her she pouts for about a day or two.  she's really fat so why can't she just be happy that she even has a man and do what i want? your question isn't worth an answer.  if you brag about what you have, you probably don't!  once a guy told me about the same and i told him, "well if its to big the meat clever in the kitchen drawer will take care of the problem".  never saw him afterwords.