text: funny joke - a white elderly ex-convict woman asks you to join her everyday.....? a white elderly ex-convict woman asks you to join her everyday while she cooks, makes crafts, and chats with her rich friends.  and every morning she tells you "i'm martha stewart, thank you for tuning in to my show!"  rate my joke. and if you like my joke, click my name to see all my other funny jokes. thanks! what!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!