text: is spongebob a girl or a boy? on one particular episode of spongebob where he rips his pants to be funny when he rips them he doesn't have a penis or a vagina i mean that's kind of defeating the purpose of having "square pants" i even notice in some episodes he has buttocks but than the next all it is, is a square sponge underneath. same purpose goes with patrick he has nothing to hide neither and not in any single episode of spongebob did it say if he was a girl or a guy? uhhhh... let me think... he's a sponge!!!  2pts