text: do monkeys have law? according to islam monkeys do have law and i have debated this subject with many muslims. the haddith i pasted below proclaims that a bunch of monkeys were stoning a monkey who had committed illegal sex. thus, the monkey had violated a known monkey law.  ofcourse not all muslims believe that monkeys have law but those who know this part of islamic scripture believe they do.  "during the pre-lslamic period of ignorance i saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. they were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal (according to monkey laws) sexual intercourse. i too, stoned it along with them. " http://www.islamicity.com/mosque/sunnah/bukhari/058.sbt.html#005.058.188 yes, monkeys have law.  the alpha monkey (usually male) sets the rules. the group goes where he says and he get's to eat first and has first pick of the females. his law stands until a different male usurps him.   just like saddams law ruled iraq until the george w. (a smarter monkey?) came along.  'nuff said.