text: give me a good joke?   top reasons eminem's wife filed for divorce        --that comment about elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.  --caught eminem fantasizing about killing other women.   --sick of hiding her love for the insane clown posse.   --sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...   --would rather end up like nicole kidman than nicole simpson.   --overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "faggot!" while watching "mr. rogers".   --recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.   --i mean come on, people. . . the dude lost to steely dan!!!   --thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.   ...and the top reason eminem's wife filed for divorce. . .   --sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.