text: can you tell me a very funny joke that can make me laugh?   costello calls to buy a computer from abbott  abbott: super duper computer store. can i help you?  costello: thanks. i'm setting up an office in my den and i'm thinking about buying a computer.  abbott: mac?  costello: no, the name's lou.  abbott: your computer?  costello: i don't own a computer. i want to buy one.  abbott: mac?  costello: i told you, my name's lou.  abbott: what about windows?  costello: why? will it get stuffy in here?  abbott: do you want a computer with windows?  costello: i don't know. what will i see when i look at the windows?  abbott: wallpaper.  costello: never mind the windows. i need a computer and software.  abbott: software for windows?  costello: no. on the computer! i need something i can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. what do you have?  abbott: office.  costello: yeah, for my office. can you recommend anything?  abbott: i just did.  costello: you just did what?  abbott: recommend something.  costello: you recommended something?  abbott: yes.  costello: for my office?  abbott: yes.  costello: ok, what did you recommend for my office?  abbott: office.  costello: yes, for my office!  abbott: i recommend office with windows.  costello: i already have an office with windows! ok, let's just say i'm sitting at my computer and i want to type a proposal. what do i need?  abbott: word.  costello: what word?  abbott: word in office.  costello: the only word in office is office.  abbott: the word in office for windows.  costello: which word in office for windows?  abbott: the word you get when you click the blue "w".  costello: i'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. what about financial bookkeeping? you have anything i can track my money with?  abbott: money.  costello: that's right. what do you have?  abbott: money.  costello: i need money to track my money?  abbott: it comes bundled with your computer.  costello: what's bundled with my computer?  abbott: money.  costello: money comes with my computer?  abbott: yes. no extra charge.  costello: i get a bundle of money with my computer? how much?  abbott: one copy.  costello: isn't it illegal to copy money?  abbott: microsoft gave us a license to copy money.  costello: they can give you a license to copy money?  abbott: why not? they own it!  (a few days later)  abbott: super duper computer store. can i help you?  costello: how do i turn my computer off?  abbott: click on "start".............