text: catholic joke? all that are religious, plz don't take this the wrong way:  there's these two kids that go to sunday school, one of which who keeps falling asleep in class is sitting next to a retard. the teacher asks, "who created heaven and earth?" the retard stabs the girl with his pencil. "god almighty!" yells the girl. "very good!" says the teacher. the girl starts to snooze off again, the teacher asks, "who died for our sins?" the boy stabs her with his pencil again, "jesus christ!" yelled the girl. "very good." the girl goes off to sleep again, and the teacher asks, "what did eve say to adam after having their 26th kid?" the boy jabs her with the pencil again, and the girl yells, "if you jab that thing into me one more time, i swear i'll break it off!" alright, let's revise this joke so we can relieve the good old laugh:  little april was not the best student in sunday school.  usually she slept through the class.   one day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "tell me, april, who created the universe?"   when april didn't stir, little johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "god almighty!" shouted april and the teacher said, "very good" and april fell back asleep.   a while later the teacher asked april, "who is our lord and saviour," but, april didn't even stir from her slumber. once again, johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'jesus christ!" shouted april and the teacher said, "very good," and april fell back to sleep.   then the teacher asked april a third question. "what did eve say to adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, johnny jabbed her with the pin. this time april jumped up and shouted, "if you stick that f*****g thing in me one more time, i'll break it in half and stick it up your a$$!"