text: whats the funniest joke you know? im dieing to hear them. a crusty old marine sergeant major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. there was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the  sergeant major for conversation.   "excuse me, sergeant major, but you seem to be a very serious man. is something bothering you?" negative, ma'am. just serious by nature." "the young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "it looks like you have seen a lot of  action." "yes, ma'am, a lot of action." the young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "you know, you should lighten up a little. relax and enjoy yourself."   the sergeant major just stared at her in his serious  manner.   finally the young lady said, "you know, i hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last  time you had sex?"  "1955, ma'am."   "well, there you are. you really need to chill out and  quit taking everything so seriously! i mean, no sex since 1955! she took his hand and led him to a private  room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.  afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"  the sergeant major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "i hope not, it's only 2130 now."   (don't ya love military time?!)