text: any hilarious blonde jokes? the funniest one gets 10 points! :d a ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club and he was telling rude blonde jokes, when a blonde woman stood up and said, "i'm so sick of you people who give us blondes a bad name! it's justb/c of you that i have to work twice as hard in my comm. just to shoe others i'm not dumb! there are other dumb brown heads and read head that are equally stupid as blondes!!"  the ventriliquist said, "gee miss, i'm sorry, i didn't think of that before i said that."  to which the blonde replied, "shut up i'm not talking to you!! i'm talking to that little jerk in your lap!!!"