text: what's your best 'did you hear?' joke? some of mine:  q: did you hear the joke about the change machine? a: yeah, but i couldn't get any sense out of it.  q: did you hear the joke about the retarded people? a: yes, it was very special to me.  q: did you hear the joke about the ghost? a: yeah, i sure didn't see that one coming. did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the  olympics? she had it bronzed.