text: i am in love with a much younger man.  his name is cartman!  can u help? i am in love with a very short, and chubby little guy named cartman.  he always wears this red jacket, and a teal colored toboggan with yellow trim.  i think he's just so hot!  he's only 8, but is already a big time tv star!  is this wrong? your going to have to wait because he doesn't like girls yet. thinks they have cooties.