text: men only!  what if you bled every month for 5-7 days?  see, us women deserve a trophy right? i mean come one, surely you are sick of the pms excuse but really, we can't help it.  i mean i am a completely rational person, but during that time, i cry for no reason and may be more grumpy and iriatable than usual (ok, maybe a lot more) but wouldn't you be too if your boobs hurt, you were hungry for salty food then sweet, your jeans didn't fit, and you were worried about the 5 or so pounds you gained?  imagine this every month....what would you do?  any advice for us ladies? there's a way to cure this.  everytime you ovulate you should call us guys to fertilize the egg or else it'll all go to waste. you can collect a trophy from us each time.