text: any good jokes? earn 10 points!!? best answer gets 10 points!! the more you write, the better chance of getting ten points!! lubed up  tom and mike, two gay men, are on their honeymoon. after a passionate night together, tom suddenly realises that they have run out of lube, so he says to mike "i'm just off to the shop to get some more lube - we've run out!" he also says "and there's to be no wanking while i'm gone, okay?"  "yeah sure," replies mike.   twenty minutes later, tom returns and on opening the door sees a whole load of cum on the bed. he says to mike "i thought i told you there was to be no wanking?"   mike replies "i didn't! i just farted!"