text: what are the lyrics to panic at the discos song called i write sins not tragedies?   oh, well imagine; as i'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and i can't help but to hear, no i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words. "what a beautiful wedding!", "what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "and yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."  i'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" no, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. i'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" no, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...  well in fact, well i'll look at it this way, i mean technically our marriage is saved well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne oh! well in fact, well i'll look at it this way, i mean technically our marriage is saved well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne  i'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" no, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. i'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" no, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.  again...  i'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" no, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. i'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" no, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.  again...