text: you be the prophet!  answer:  how will george w. bush commit suicide and why? it has been seen in the crystal ball, let's see if anyone can guess how and why. any takers?  (oh, er, maybe an undertaker? ) i predict that bush's passing will involve a misplaced vial of doberman semen, an echidna dipped in gelignite, and a small family of emus that have been drinking red bull.