text: i love a good joke, do you think......??? do you think you can make me laugh outloud? if so...i'll choose you for the best answer! 10 points baby! there was a competition to cross the english channel doing only the breaststroke.   the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. after approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.  about 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up onto the shore and was declared the second place finisher.   nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.  when the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "i don't want to sound like i'm a sore loser, but i think those two other girls were using their arms."  another one!  a blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.  she goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.  well, the blond is angry, she opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. she takes the gun and puts it to her head.  the boyfriend yells "no, honey, don't do it."  the blond replies "shut up, you're next."