text: does masturbating cause hair to grow on your palms?   hahaha gotta love old wives tales. no dear, it doesn't. a few rogue pubes might end up there, but they do not take up a permanent residence. this goes right along with "you'll go blind." if masturbating caused either one, the world would be filled with hairy palmed blind people walking about the streets. haha...now wouldn't that be a riot?!