text: how can you attract a girl?   dude, i totally got you covered here. what you need to do is to get well dressed, cleaned&broomed (because girls got 10x times better smell than men), get a positive atitude, go to her, bump into her and say: "what?!? do i have to get attention lights and to write on my forehead long vehicle just so that you can see me?" ... or something else more.... appropriate... the important thing is to joke all the time... and when she starts to laugh it up, tell her "well i had a good time, we should go for a cofee and enjoy some more" there you go. :)