text: how do dinosaurs fit into the picture of christianity? are there fundamentalists that actually believe god planted them there to test our faith? or the devil to deceive us? i love this quote from bill hicks: “you believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "that's right." okay i got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "uh huh." dinosaurs. you know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking bible at some point. "and lo jesus and the disciples walked to nazareth. but the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. and o the disciples did run a shriekin': 'what a big fucking lizard, lord!' but jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.” they don't fit in too well, since christianity is a baseless, silly myth.  dinosaurs won't fit into the story of peter pan, either.  same thing...