text: how d o you get rid of crab lice?   what a load of silly answers so far;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; just pop into your local chemists and ask for "body lice" lotion - in the old days it was always "quelada" but nowadays there's newer ones on the market. don't be shy, and don't shave, no need to go to the doctors or the std clinic. my god, i'm ashamed at some of those answers - enough to put the fear of christ up you quite unnecessarily.