text: what is the name of  this song, and what band? ok i used to hear this on the radio alot in tx. but now i'm in fl and i never hear it. all i can remember is this... whoooooa that b*tch is leaving meee. help i really like this song. no surprise by theory of a deadman! awsesome song! lyrics below.  no surprise by theory of a deadman from the album gasoline:  friday is when you left me so i'll drink myself to sleep and sunday is when i'll wake up not to remember a thing  my friends all say the same thing i don't know my new girl too well (i know) that all this lying gets to me and no one seems to give a sh*t (the way) she talks to every guy in the bar (i guess) it should've raised some kind of alarm who'd ever think i'd go in and end up like all the other guys that you've gone and f*cked  well it ain't no surprise that you turn me on and leave it ain't no surprise that you turn it around on me i don't know why  you won't give me what i need it ain't no surprise that that b*tch is leavin' me  my friends are mean to me they say i don't break up too well (they know)  all this crying gets to me and no one seems to give a sh*t well i know you want to  so go on and say it just go on and say it just go on and say it  well it ain't no surprise  that you turn me on and leave it ain't no surprise that you turn it around on me i don't know why you won't give me what i need it ain't no surprise that that b*tch is leavin' me (leavin' me)  friday is when you left me so i drank myself to sleep and sunday i never woke up  well it ain't no surprise that you turn me on and leave it ain't no surprise that you turn it around on me i don't know why you won't give me what i need it ain't no surprise that that b*tch is leavin' me that that b*tch is leavin' me