text: don't worry christians; i will pray for you? do not worry christians, for though your soul is in danger, i will pray for you. you have all turned away from thor, but i plead with you, do not turn back on him, for he loves you, and if you do not accept him he shall smite you with his hammer and torture you for all eternity. but he loves you and forgives you! you have set your faith on a false idol (the christian god) but every night i will pray for you to follow the norse ways. i know that thor exists because i have accepted him into my heart, and he has spoken to me. so please do not turn away from thor; i will pray for you all the time so that you may find peace in the norse god thor, the one and only god. thor be with you. so there was this guy at the raven's flight yule faire sunday(december 8, 2002) in north hollywood california who created a comic strip in which the caption read "my god has a hammer.  your god is nailed to a cross.  any questions?"