text: did i tell you about? the man who had a car accident and when he woke up in hospital he says''doctor doctor i cant feel my legs''the doctor says ''dont worry mate your legs are perfectly ok but we have had to amputate your arms'' that's like the little boy who went to the doctors and said it hurts when he pokes his leg, his arm, his head and even his foot.... the doctor examined him and said, "you've broken your finger"!