text: have you ever produced the 'wind that shook the barley'? i am not refereing to the controversial ken loach film depicting the history of the english black & tans in ireland in the early part of the century, and the formation of the ira.  rather, an air biscuit so strong that it blows all one's a*rse cress in the same direction, creating the appearance of a dark irish wheat field in one's cleft.  this may not apply to all the girls on this website admittedly...but certainly some of them... ahhh, woe is me, yesterday i ate a 6 sprouted bean curry with basmati rice.  please, i,chi, hold me hand in my time of being torn asunder from within...  you refuse? this is a sad  day indeed. a day of great sorrow, of downcast looks of shame when one level 7 cannot reach out to another for guidance through the dark winds of turmoil...