text: guys ---> where would you rather get a pie smashed into? where would you rather get a pie smashed into?  - face - soles of barefeet  why? if you are intent on assaulting me with a pie, i would rather you smashed it into my face than into my feet.  i believe i could successfully sue you for more money if you pied me in the face.  if i see you carrying a pie, you should know that i keep my lawyer on speed dial.  you have been warned.