text: this is only a joke, chill ladies.... how do i get rid of my wife for a day? if any of you are married or dating bloody dragons like the b to the itch of a monster of a wife ive been with for 2 decades, you will by this time have interesting ways to get rid of her for a day.  i had a few. the main one was telling her, her hair needed re-done. this only worked for two years though, because she got into wearing wigs.  the second best was telling her that they were having a sale on rotary sanders at ace hardware. she uses them to sand the corns off her feet, when one of her feet arent stuck up my arse.  i'd take her to the circus and leave, but the zoo keeper told me last time they couldnt afford to feed her! hahaha  so i'm stuck with the old ox.  so any of the fellas got any suggestions? ok, how about telling her she deserves a holiday, but only buy a one way ticket!