text: i'm going insane!? abby likes court, who likes claire, but claire's into nick who likes me, but i like matt and matt likes sabrina but sabrina's in love with avery who likes simone, but simone likes travis, who likes zoe, but zoe likes drew who likes elizabeth, but elizabeth likes brian who likes julia and julia likes tim, and tim likes elise who likes stuart. and stuart likes abby and now they are fighting. what do we do? (i'm the only one who knows all this stuff. i'm the ultimate secret keeper. i need help becuz everyone knows i know hwo everyone else likes but i promised not to tell. what do i do!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?1/1//!??!!/.... i can't calm down i hate this job of being a secret keeper and i hate the fact that everyone wants to know if the person they like likes them and if i tell them they don't their heart willl get crushed but if i don't tell them they're going to torture me for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... i'm not telling you any secrets.  you just told your friends' secrets to fifty gazillion people.