text: why not having some sms jokes in today's mobile world ? come friends lets share and make the whole world laugh micheal: sir, i got thrince boys.. what names should i give them ? ajit ( the don ): 1st boy's name - peter, 2nd name - repeter and 3rd one - sheng lee ! micheal: boss, why sheng lee ? ajit: idiot. every 3rd child in dis world is chinese. *** husband: 2day is sunday & i need to enjoy so i bought 3 movie tickets. wife: why 3 ? hubby: 4 u and ur parents. *** true luv is like a pillow. u can hug it when ur in trouble. u can cry on it when ur in pain. u can embrace it when ur happy. so, wanna true luv ? spend 50 bucks and buy a pillow. *** do u know wat do i do when i see someone extremely beautiful, gorgeous, attractive, cute, fabulous ?.. i stare, i smile and when i get tired... i put down the mirror. *** to live a life one needs brain, looks, iq, knowledge and many more mental qualities. hats off 2 u,coz u manage to live without any of them.*** santa (reading froma book of facts): do u know that everytime i breathe,a man dies? banta:why don't u use mouthwash?  why dont u send ur smses ? 1. santa, unable to satisfy hi swife, took banta's advice. while having sex, he asked her: du u feel any change ?, she said, ya, now you are doing like banta !!!!  2. santa rings his boss. "me no work, i sick". boss: when i am sick, i fuk my wife, try it. 2 hours later santa rings back, me better now, your house & wife very nice.  3. in a party, s girl wanted to go to toilet. she asked santa: "susu karne ki jaga dikhao. santa: u naughty girl,  pehle tum dikhao.