text: how is asking what "god" does with his left hand perverted? the bible talks about his right hand all the time but never talks about his left hand.  i just wanted to know what it does. you and i both know the answer to this. it's not perverted.   it's that you're questioning them about their god in a way they've never been questioned about before, nor have questioned themselves. it's like when i ask them if they thought god watched porn!  the reactions you're getting are because you're getting them to think (and i imagine that hurts them, like sunlight does a vampire). of course there are implications floating around about what "he" does with his other divine hand while the right hand is busy ruling the universe...  personally, i think he keeps it busy while he's watching porn.