text: its the er doctor????? hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room  doctor.  the doctor says, "your wife was in a serious car accident, and  i have bad news and good news. the bad news is she has lost  all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator  the rest of her life."  hiram says, "my god. what's the good news?"  the doctor says, "i'm kidding. she's dead." hahaha.. im gonna email this to my friends. u mind?