text: you are the last guy on earth & really horny : choose between a really ugly girl and dog with three legs.? the girl has every contagious/deadly disease known to man and is unhygienic.  she is probably the reason why you are the last guy on earth. tell me more about the dog? kidding what kind of question is this.......either typhodid mary or putina the puppy... i would have to stay celibate and spend my last days praying for the salvation of the people who died.....who burys the last person on earth? hmmmmm dang demorcrats.......sigh