text: do you ever grease it up with bagbalm? i went to my buddies house the other day , and he was in the bathroom forever... having to pee, i rushed him out, and on the counter was a tin of bag balm with big finger gouges taken out of it...his name is bill, so i said, " what's the bagbalm for, bill" and everyone laughed  and you guessed it...now he's "bagbalm bill" ...and he won't talk to me.. what is that stuff for? one guess what he was doing...........lol