text: want to laugh see details.(i will choose good answer you will get points.)? if you laugh just say yes if not give reason. so here are some jokes which are not mine. --------------------------------------------------------- they say that when a man holds a woman's hand  before marriage, it is love;  after marriage it is self-defense  ---------------------------------------------------------- a man said his credit card was stolen  but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did. ------------------------------------------------------------ a little boy asked his father,  "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" the father replied,  "i don't know son, i'm still paying." im laughing ha ha ha he he he lol. here is another joke for you you might get a laugh out of  a young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.   morning came, and the groom went into the bathroom but found no towel when he emerged from the shower. he asked his bride to please bring one from the bedroom.   when she got to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride in broad daylight.   her eyes went up and down. about midway down, she stopped and stared, then asked shyly, "what`s that?"   he, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."   and she, in amazement, asked, "is that all we have left?"