text: is prison really that bad? in prison...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. at work ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.  in prison...you get three meals a day. at work...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.  in prison...you get time off for good behavior at work...you get more work for good behavior  in prison...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. at work...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.  in prison...you can watch tv and play games. at work...you get fired for watching tv and playing games.  in prison...you get your own toilet. at work...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.  in prison...they allow your family and friends to visit. at work...you can't even speak to your family.  in prison...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. at work...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoner at work, you can leave at the end of the day to go home in prision, the end of the day comes,  you stay put.  at work, you may have a dirty toilet to deal with. in prison, you have to pull down your pants in front of bubba and anyone else who wants to see your "purrtttyy butt" through those bars.  at work, somebody harrasses you , you can go to your boss. in jail.. somebody want to you to be thier "girlfriend" for the night, the guards dont give a damn.  at work.. you got a dental plan. in jail. they knock out your teeth so that bubba will have a easier time of sticking his big bubba down your throat to satisfy his cravings.  at work... you buy your own lunch. in prison.. slick, in cell block 3 pays bubba, in cell block 4, 3 packs of cigarettes to have your company for the night.. and your the dessert.  id rather stay at work. enuf said.