text: a man had great tickets for the world cup final.? as he sat down, another man came over and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him. "no," the first man replied. "the seat is empty." "that's incredible!" said the second man. "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the world cup final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?!?" the first man said, "well, actually, the seat belongs to me. my wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. this is the first world cup final we haven't been to together since we got married." "oh... i'm sorry to hear that," replied the second man. "that's terrible. but couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?" the first man shook his head. "no, they're all at the funeral." ha ha ha that is messed up skid mark lol!!!