text: alien love? a pair of newly weds win a trip to mars.... in the hotel bar they meet an alien couple who suggest a partner swap... they decide to go for it! the woman takes her alien to bed, and he when he pats his head, his willy gets longer... as he rubs his tummy, his willy gets wider and harder... she has the time of her life. in the morning she meets up with her husband, who is extremely grumpy... she asked if he had a good time (being as he was so keen)... he said "no -  the stupid thing just patted my head and rubbed my tummy all night..." why did you post this twice?