text: how do i become an ewok ???   firstly you need to divorce yourself from earth reality, remove all those nasty little reminders that your human, like social friendship and a job.  then you need to isolate yourself from human contact, i hear the middle of the gobi desert is a great place for doing this, but you will probably want to live in some great big old forest.  i suggest the the more remote parts of the amazon may just serve you in your quest to reach endor's forest moon.   you might want to take away any similar like minded individuals, so i suggest that spend a year recruiting fellow ewoks at the star wars conferences, and then go for it, as far away from the rest of us as you can. if that is not practical, try hang - gliding off beechy head in a hand made glider, and a fur jacket, should make the 10pm news.