text: one for all you religious zealots out there? if i believed that the universe was created by a large pink rabbit called bernard and i consumed coke and snickers for my holy communion and hung upside down and screamed to pray, no-one would take me seriously. religions such as christianity and islam are no different, how on earth can religion expect to be taken seriously? religions can't be taken seriously. their intangibility causes too much agony among the masses.   oh, bernard! i pray to thee!