text: do you wish to enter joke idol, any one want to test out there humor out on me by telling jokes? i will give you a rating on how funny you are. a plane crashed in the middle of antarctica. there were 3 survivors they decided it was best to stay with the plane.  but no rescue came. after 3 weeks they ran out of food. so they decided to eat the other passengers. they couldn't decide how to cut up the body's. one of them had an idea. he said "lets eat them in the way we support our football teams for instance, i support hearts, so i'll have the heart" next guy said "great idea i support liverpool so i'll have the liver" the last survivor said "i support arsenal but i'm not very hungry!"