text: do you believe in ghosts? (joke)? a professor at the university of kentucky is giving a lecture on the  supernatural. to get a feel for his audience, he asks: "how many  people here believe in ghosts?" about 90 students raise their hands.  "well that's a good start. out of those of you who believe in ghosts,  do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" about 40 students  raise their hands.  "that's really good. i'm really glad you take this seriously. has  anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.  "that's a great response. has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3  students raise their hands.  "that's fantastic. but let me ask you one question further...have any  of you ever made love to a ghost?" one student way in the back raises  his hand.  the professor is astonished. he takes off his glasses, takes a step  back, and says, "son, all the years i've been giving this lecture, no  one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. you've got to come  up here and tell us about your experience."  the redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make  his way up to the podium. as he ambles slowly toward the podium the  professor says, "well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a  ghost."  the student replies, "ghost?!? shiiiiiit..... from way back there i  thought you said "goats." haaaaa funny