text: i need help with my penis. :(? i got some soap in my penis. i squirted a whole lot of liquid soap into the hole of it. i shot lemon juice up it, then vinegar. my penis stings, is bleeding and i think it got smaller. please help me. why in the heck would you squirt soap, lemon juice, and vinegar in your penis? are you that freakin bored???  j@ck-0ff don't put acids in your penis dude.....  oh go to the doctor