text: what is the best fart type? i like to think that the  top spot goes to the sbds --silent-but-deadly  the long drawn out reverbrating fart (ldorf) is good and you can really enjoy it when alone--since it is mostly benign i.e. bereft of deadly odor and makes good music.  the timid silent farts--(oh! what?? it wasnt me) that sneak into the world like a sly animal--those are abominable--although they have their use in offices and meetings.   can you describe other fart types? what is your favourite?? the ripper.. of course.