text: i am lucifer satan jr iam the devils human son i need to contact a witch.?   what the hades? uhh, look, kid, i'm 15 and telling you to cool it. no one finds it funny what you're doing, seeing as i'm pagan and don't believe in satan, and i'm sure the christians and atheists and agnostics and buddhists and hindus don't approve of it either. why don't you go play a video game? or go outside? maybe draw or write for a bit? read?