text: did jesus say "in jesus' name we pray" when he prayed to god? or wasn't he a christian?   no, first he started off saying "in my name i pray."   then he thought...  "you know - this is ridiculous... why do i have to pray?  i'll just snap my fingers and make it happen!"  and then when he was on the cross, he thought: "hey, you know what, mary?  maybe you should stop crying and just go get a fricken ladder and some pliers!"