text: do those penis enlarging pills actually work?  and if so, which brands? i hear all this hype about it and quite frankly, i'm wondering if its true. in short (excuse the pun), no. in fact, they are herbal and thus not evaluated by the fda. by the way, speaking as a 53 year old guy, i can tell you that with most women, size doesnt matter. in fact, one woman i talked to told me her husband was hung like a horse and she hadnt had an orgasm in months. it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.