text: i have been dating a russian girl lately, since i slepped with her my penis glows in the dark,?   is that really a question? if so, i'll take a guess at no...if it's a statement i'll say sweet. i could only wish that mine glowed in the dark. you could look at hustler with out having to turn on the light, or take a piss. never have to worry about "finding the hole" because you have yourself a beacon of light shining upon you russians girlf friend...so, i say to you....congratulations.