text: if you had a dream in which you met your god...? ... and god had chosen the form of a two headed monkey with a green cape, golden shoes, nice spectacles on both heads, a crocodile tail, and a long white moustache on only the left monkey head, why would you think he (or she if you believe in a female goddess) had decided on such a wacky form?  and what significance would you think this unusual body would have?  i am not trying to blaspheme with this or to insult any religion - i just want to know how you would react to a dream like that!  also which species of monkey in particular did you assume i meant? having just taken a crash course in dream interpretation, i would conclude god is calling me to take arms against ignorance, especially the brand of it perpetrated in his name:  the two-headed monkey is a symbol of the confusion surrounding evolution. the green cape is both another pointer to the same confusion, but this time re to earth sciences, and a reminder that a great effort is called for – a cape is typical super-hero attire.  the golden shoes are allusions to how much has been invested in resources, time and effort in education - and yet these dunderheads grow more ignorant and blind. (hence the 2 sets of spectacles).   he is also telling me to expose their anti-scientific approach as lies. this is why he has a crocodile’s tail, which is obviously a metaphor for “their tale is a croc.”  the white mustache is yet another attempt by him to get me to appreciate salvador dali. on this i am a heretic  with this gaudy get-up, i can only assume it's a bonobo chimp. and that would be a whole messsage unto itself.