text: how do i contact a celebrity?   you can enroll at stalker school. they can teach u how to send annonymous letters using cut outs from newspapers. they can give u tips on how to obtain un-listed numbers. basically freak the other celebrity out oh and my fave, they can teach u how to become soooooo obsessed that u start to believe the celebrity is in love with u!!!  or u can just write to their fan club!