text: a question for the ladies? just say i am a mean ex-boyfriend who cheated on you and mistreated you. one day, a witch casts a spell on me and changes me into a pair of pantyhose. you know i am conscience of it and in great despair, but i fit perfect, make your legs look awesome, and i never will wear out or run.   you know i can hear. as you put me on, what do you say to me as i am freaking out? please type what you would say. your running days are over lover!