text: i'm a liberal and i'm better than everyone of you.  i care so deeply that my logic cannot be wrong.  right? i have some other perfect liberal friends and often times when we are going skateboarding or to a peace rally on the bus (we always have to take baths...i hate that part) we will talk about how dumb bush is.    i know a few non-liberals (who are not perfect and annointed like me) who say that bill clinton, hillary clinton, al gore, john kerry, nancy pelosi, ted kennedy and john (ku klux klan) byrd all said that saddam had weapons of mass destruction.  well i am sure they did not say that and even if they did they were simply wrong, while bush was a liar !!!  as an annointed liberal who cares i demand you revere my perfection!  this message brought to you by the democratic national committee i am a pro bush conservative republican who wants to repeal the 22nd amendment so we can reelect him.  but if i promise to get a full frontal lobotomy, can i join you and your friends?