text: what is tool's song "eulogy" really about? when i first listened to it, i thought it was about jesus christ, but i've heard other interpretations: that it's about martyers in general, evangelists, maynard james keenan's experience in the military, and l. ron hubbard. jesus was obviously an inspiration.. "get off your f'in cross, we need the f'in space to put the next fool up."  i guess it's kind of a hate song towards martyrs.