text: wanna gud jokes [2]...? refreshing ones ====================================  sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. a man asks why he does this. sardarji: "i've been promoted as branch manager." !  ============================== why is a sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. because his doctor advised him "today's dinner should be light" !  ===================================== sardar told his servant: go and water the plants. servant: it's already raining. sardar: so what take an umbrella and go !  ======================================= a teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. all were busy writing except one sardarji. he wrote "due to rain, no match!" !  ======================================= a sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. judge asked: how'll u divide, u"ve 3 children? sardar replied: ok! we'll apply next year !  ========================================= perfect indian... mus b like this... lol... ne ways, these were good... do v get an encore?