text: do u belch? if u're female, do u belch at home even with ur parents around? i do just to get a reaction from pple. i belched today.  my dad said 'what a cow' oh, yes!! on the rare occasion when i don't bother to run to another room or conceal my belch (pretty tough, it feels like your oesophagus is gonna come outta your a s s), my dad goes like, "good god! i have a buffalo in my house instead!" i'm shameless, i tell ya!