text: a bloke went to get job at the local zoo...? but they said they had no vacancies.  but they where short on gorillas and they cost a lot of money.  they ask the man if he would like to dress up and pretend to be the gorilla, they would pay himevery month and he'd have as many banana's as he could eat.  all he had to do was swing on a rop and show his bottom to the crowd now and again.   the man like the idea and took the job. he soon became very popular with the crowds and loved the job.  one day there was a lot of people watching sna d the man got over excited and swung on the rope to high. he flew over the cage and landed with a bum into the next cage.  he was dazed and at first confused.  then he saw the lion standing there looking at him. the man screamed and ran shouting 'help, help he's going to kill me.' suddenly he heard a voice say. 'will you shut your mouth or you'll get us both the sack.' lol nice one anymore