text: what do you think  of jose mourinho chelsea coach? do you think he can coach england national team and manage it to the world cup. jose mourinho is disgraceful. these are the famous quotes from him:  "we have top players and, sorry if i'm arrogant, we have a top manager."   "if i wanted to have an easy job...i would have stayed at porto - beautiful blue chair, the uefa champions league trophy, god, and after god, me."   "5-4 is not a football score, it is more a hockey score, in training when we play five-a-sides if the score is 5-4 i send the players in because nobody is defending properly." - after arsenal's 5-4 win over tottenham hotspur   "if he helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if i had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt." - on roman abramovich   "i saw their players and manager go for a lap of honour after losing to us in their last home game. in portugal if you do this, they throw bottles at you." - on manchester united   "pressure? what pressure? pressure is poor people in the world trying to feed their families. there is no pressure in football" - speaking in a post-match interview   "everybody wants chelsea to lose a game. when they do they should declare a public holiday." - speaking in a press conference about chelsea's leading premiership start in the 2005/06 season   "we are on top at the moment but not because of the club's financial power. we are in contention for a lot of trophies because of my hard work."   "i think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. he likes to watch other people. there are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. he speaks, speaks, speaks about chelsea." - on arsène wenger  "i am serious, i am more scared of bird flu than football. what is football compared with life? i have to buy some masks and stuff - maybe for my team as well. i am serious." - speaking soon after h5n1 spread to britain, and when chelsea's league lead over manchester united had slipped to 7 points