text: how do i deal with turning 50?   give everything you own away travel to a remote island and live of the land and sea take only some pens and a lot of paper write about your exsperiances in life and return after 2 yrs go on oprah and sell  a gasillion copies give it all away and do it again people are so nosey if they havent been able to keep track of you they will pay anything for your story good luck in life and have a happy 50th birthday  i am still a few years behind you so tell me about it in your book.whoops who  to give the money to i know have a monument built to yourself and a huge plack exclaiming your wonderfull accomplishments in life so far . the second time a bigger monument if nothing exciting comes to mind to place on the placks spend some money on a wildadventure  baloon across america naked or somethng out of the ordinary fly a kite along the california coast line it would take a while and draw lots of attention to you as you tell people along the way what you are doing.like when i saw the movie forest gump people i think would follow someone back and forth accross america just to be part of something  because in the end we are what we make of our lives. make yourself a good one.follow your own path if you know what it is or try what i suggested it can't hurt any.