text: am  i a goody goody bastered? im 14 i deplore drinking from teens and smoking in teens. i prefer that adults not do them either but i dont mind as much as with teens. i know that every adult who answers this question will say hey good for u blah blah but right now i feel like a goody goody christian bastered i never do anything bad i always make the right decision and im sick of it i want to be normal and do pot and smoke and drink like everyone else but i cant if you don't want to, you don't have to.  besides, you'll get further in life than most of your peers with this sort of attitude!  also, statistically, you'll live longer than them also.  not wanting to spend a bunch of money on beer and cigarettes and die of lung cancer or cirrhosis doesn't make you a goody goody bastard.