text: i'll give ten points to the person who can make me laugh the hardest!? trick is you can't tell me any sort of joke, 'ever wondered' or one liner.  good luck! my brother lived in london for a few years and myself and my sister went to see him.he booked us into an "hotel" called st.patrick's.it was fairly grotty.on the wall in our bedroom in that little underground symbol was written mind the herpes!!!!  also a good few years ago that same brother of mine threw half a turnip at me.we were walking through a mini zoo in a wood near us.it hurt like hell.funniest thing was though, about 4/5 years later a friend asked "what vegetable makes you cry?" i said an onion? and he goes "no a turnip, were you ever hit in the head with one?"