text: if captain krunch is really a captain then why does he only have 3 stripes? http://phigmentphilms.com/ he was a captain in the swiss navy, where you only get 3 stripes....after years of service, he got caught with the daughter of his commanding officer; they never gave him that well deserved promotion to admiral (6 stripes), so he sold out to the corporate world and now makes seven figures...  i guess that beats going into the military!