text: if i caught santa coming down my chimney? i would tell him to go to my room you naughty boy.. what would you tell him?    lol keep it clean as there are children that might be reading this.. lol id tie him to a chair wiv ducktape, then id go and nick his sleigh. take all the stuff back to toys r us for store credit and give my kids a merry christmas.  i would let santa go ..... after id invited journalists over for interviews (at a price obviously).  and then after explaining a few things.... where was that sindy doll i asked for in 1985? all i got was a spainish knock off from romford market!!  santa has a lot to answer for!