text: what do you do in the situation when you shart yourself on a first date? i would fake a phone call and say my grandmother needs a ride to the hospital and jet if you have any type if iq i would assume you would be dating someone with at least a half of brain, that being said, she would be smart enough to see through your pathetic lie!!!.  be a man, tell the truth, better karma will come your way if you do---you could be on the other side of the fence sooner than you think--- which answer would you rather hear from her?