text: tell me something funny i'm bored?   if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.  if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?  if ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.  he who laughs last thinks slowest