text: are your best stories ahead of you, behind you, or somewhere off to the left of you?   have you ever seen my house?stuff scattered in front, behind and hither and yon. i suppose i keep house the way i keep my stories. "hither and yon." of course i've always been a little "left of center," so that might be the answer i need to give. i had amazingly hilarious stories of my high school days. college? oh lord could you blackmail me with some of those!! but the groovy cool part is that weird outlandish things still happen to me all of the time. i had this friend that i used to talk to every day. i swear i think he wanted to just hear me ramble about all of the strange happenings in my life just that he could feel a bit more normal. so hopefully more and more strange and unusual and exciting and exasperating stories will continue to occur. but for now.......look "hither and yon."