text: have you ever been hit in the head with a foreign object? i got a football kicked at my head... yes - a work colleague threw a maltesa at me and it hit me on the top of the nose causing a massive nose bleed. i had to put up a sign on my desk saying 'please do not throw confectionery in my workspace'. he assumed i'd seen him and was going to catch it! definately not the lighter way to enjoy chocolate.