text: yo mama jokes?   yo mama so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.  yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.  yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.  yo mama so stupid she got a doughnut and returned it cause it got a hole in it.  yo mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.  yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "taxi!"