text: isn't this a good joke? a man came home from work one night and saw his wife's legs open in front of the fire place. when he asked what she was doing she said she was warming up his dinner. that's cute.  true story: i asked my wife what was for dinner one night and she said she wasn't cooking. i told her she never has dinner ready when i come home. (she was a stay at home mom at the time) the next evening when i got home she was sitting on a frying pan butt a s s  naked and said "here's you're supper." really...true story.