text: what is the last thing you saw or heard that made you laugh so hard you cried? my 10 year old had a birthday party this weekend, i went to pick up a party goer. the little girl was in the back seat. my good friend was in the passenger seat. as we were driving off, i saw another of my daughters classmates with her mother.my daughters classmate was wearing a real cute capri outfit, however the mother was wearing shorts up to the 'cheeks', high heels, low cut haltertop and a head full of big weave. i said (sort of low to my friend) "that's crazy that the child is dressed more appropriately than the mother." the little girl in the back seat leaned up and said "you know that's my cousin?" i couldn't say anything then, but when she got out of the car, my friend said "see i told you stop puttin people on blast, you never know who knows who!" i was messed up the rest of the day!! my fiancee and i went to a birthday party for our friend last weekend. he ended up drinking way too much! as i pulled into the driveway he announced that he was going to spew... i reached over and opened the door and he didn't move. i didn't want him to do it in my car so i pushed him a bit to get him to lean... well he passed out and fell out of the car onto our driveway. (face plant) well he is about 3 times the size of me and i couldn't move him. i was laughing so hard i was doing the pee pee dance! lol   ps virtual d needs to get a life and stop the hate. what an ass....