text: funny or not? an escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.  he tied the women to a chair and the man to the bed as soon as the husband had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the chair in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. just cooperate with anything he wants. if he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. our lives depend on it!" "dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "i'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are nice because he says he is gay and wants sex with you he cant do it with me im in a cair ' your punchline needs work,    but the premise is funny.