text: i have to kiss a boy for a play and i don't want to...help? are there any ways to fake-kiss someone? please help me! sites or detailed explanations would really help, thanks. long story. i think you already asked this question... dip kiss close kiss but don't touch lips kiss on side of mouth put faces close (face away from audience) and act like you're kissing w/o puckering up just kiss him! no big deal in the long run...but i understand how you feel.