text: printable jokes for 6-7 y/o's? is there a site that has a printable list of jokes for 6-7 year olds?  all the ones i've found are either dumb or you have to click each joke for the answer. teacher question and answer jokes  teacher : maria, go to the map and find north america.  maria : here it is!  teacher : correct. now class, who discovered america?  class : maria!   teacher : why are you late, frank?  frank : because of the sign.  teacher : what sign?  frank : the one that says, "school ahead, go slow."   teacher: john, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  john : you told me to do it without using tables!   teacher : glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"  glenn : k-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l"  teacher : no, that's wrong.  glenn : maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how i spell it!   teacher : donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  donald : h i j k l m n o!!  teacher : what are you talking about?  donald : yesterday you said it's h to o!   teacher : winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.  winnie : me!   teacher : goss, why do you always get so dirty?  goss : well, i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!   teacher : millie, give me a sentence starting with "i."  millie : i is...  teacher : no, millie..... always say, "i am."  millie : all right... "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."   teacher : can anybody give an example of coincidence?  tino: sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time."   teacher: george washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. now, louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"  louis : because george still had the ax in his hand.   teacher : clyde, your composition on "my dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. did you copy his?  clyde : no, teacher, it's the same dog!!   teacher : harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  harold : a teacher.