text: family guy? what r the lyrics for family guy the aids musical ??? you have aids, yes you have aids, i hate to tell you but boy you have aids, you have the aids, you may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here, or maybe all that unprotected sex that has put you here, it isn't clear but what we're certain of is you have aids, yes you have aids, not hiv but full blown aids,be sure that you see that this is not hiv but full blown aids!!!