text: has anyone seen my time machine? it looks like a red ford escort( reg eyp347k)? last seen outside the star and garter pub montpelier bristol, england, uk, 21st century. it was last seen on the edgware road 4 may 2008. it had been clamped. sorry the trafic wardens have taken it away now to be crushed. they said the insurance expired on 7 july 1789