text: husband smart. wife smarter? a man called home to his wife and said, "honey i have been asked  to go fishing up incanada with my boss and several of his friends.  we'll be gone for a week. this is a good opportunity for me to  get that promotion i've been wanting, so could you please pack  enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?  we're leaving from the office and i will swing by the house to pick my  things up"  "oh! please pack my new blue silk pajamas." the wife thinks this  sounds a bit fishy  but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband  asked the following weekend he came home, a little tired but  otherwise looking good. the wife welcomed him home and asked if he  caught many fish? he said, "yes! lots of salmon, some bluegill,  and a few swordfish. but why didn't you pack my new blue silk  pajamas like i asked you to do?"    you'll love the answer...   the wife replied, "i did. they're in your fishing box..... another cracker chantelle  you got it in for us men today  the couple had two sons and tryed for a daughter but got another son. man says sorry i dont think i can make girls. wife says typical man the patern was in front of you    and you never looked at it