text: i need some funny sentence in english consisting only  or mostly of shortcuts : example "c u!" (see you)?   hru ?  = how are you   ty = thanks   cu = see you   brb = be right back  gd = good  gg = good game   w8 = wait  ill = i will  ur = your  v = have  gf = girl friend   bf = boy friend  asl = age , sex , location  m = male  f = female   good luck