text: just in time for thanksgiving.....? the turkey popped out of the oven and rocketed in to the air; it knocked every plate off the table  and partly demolished a chair. it ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom,  then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room. it stuck to the walls and the windows,  it totally coated the floor, there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there had never been turkey before..  it blanketed every appliance, it smeared every saucer and bowl; there wasn't a way i could stop it;  that turkey was out of control. i scraped and i scraped with displeasure and thought with chagrin as i mopped,  that i would never again stuff a turkey with popcorn that hadn't been popped.    ~~~ happy thanksgiving ~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!very cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   i wouldn't recommend eating that turkey, though...  :o)  happy thanksgiving