text: any good rodney dangerfield jokes? does anybody have a link or know of any good rodney dangerfield jokes? i just loved to listen to him on carson. i get no respect. the other day i hopped into a cab and asked the driver to take me someplace where i could have a good time - he took me to my house.  my wife likes to talk while she's having sex. the other day she called me from a motel.  my wife is such a bad cook that the flies put a hole in the screen so they could escape.