text: george clooney, mystikal, the doctor from lost (jack), or ludacris. who would you date? if all of them are appealing to you: what order would you date them? i can't answer. not into that dookey love myself. i just have to say this though. doesn't luda kinda look like that rat in the chuck-e-cheese commercials? seriously, take that rat, and turn him into a black man. and you've got luda.