text: if milli vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?   of course.  please note, this is not me answering this question, but someone else who typed what i told someone else who i spoke to over the phone.   incidentally, someone else who is attractive will appear as me in an interview based on this whole inane topic, and the real "me" will only show up 12 years later on a "where are they now?" vh-1 special.