text: joke..joke..? this panda walks into a bar. he sits down at a  table. a waiter comes, and the panda orders his  food, and eats it. then, he pulls out a gun and  blows the brains out of the waiter. then he gets up and is about to leave when the bartender  yells, "hey, you just shot my waiter! where do you think you're going?" and the panda says, "i'm a panda! look it up!" so the bartender looks up  "panda" in the dictionary. it reads: "fur-bearing mammal, lives in australia.  eats chutes and leaves." australia? dont you mean china? australia is known for the koala bear. anyway, very funny