text: would you ever go to an "undressed"  beach?   probably not, my sister went to one in long island and was horrified by the old men who were in the nude gawking at the young ladies. i'm not sure i wanna go to some place where i know i'm gonna be eye candy for somebodies grandpa, or worst yet, i don't wanna run in to my own grandparents, i can't afford the therapy that i would cerainly need afterwards.