text: is a guy gay if he wears pink? of course i know the colour pink is no indication of sexuality, but which other stupid or ridiculous generalisations have you heard. my favorite was a male priest who inquired of one of my friends, "gee, i notice that you have two earrings in one ear.  what does that mean?  i've heard that if you have an earring in one ear, it means you're gay.  is it the right side?  the left side?" my friend, thirteen at the time, said, "i don't know.  why?  are you thinking of getting your ears pierced?"  it was a moment of brilliance!