text: i am looking for the smarrt alecs and smarta$$*es now, will you please help me? i am writing a book and i just want as many people to help me out as i can get. i have a character in my book, who is supposed to be an overly sarcastic person and always has something smart to say to everything that she is ever heard from anyone she did not like. like, i just want something funny to have in my book. if you have ever watched rseanne, then you will understand what i mean. darlene is the character i am referring to. i want some original stuff, like on time i saw a girl walk into the bathroom while darlene was dying her hair and ask her "what are you doing?" darlene just raises her foot and says"interpretive dance." it was funny, and i am looking for more things to put down and if your smart comment only works with a certain question then just put them both down. i have been working really hard on this, i am just running out of ideas. please help my demented, yet funny character have more things to say in my book. "hi" "hi . . .???  already i don't like you."   "prenuptual??? i want a pre-sexual."  "hey, barney google, my face is up here!"