text: why do weddings take so damn long to start? and are weddings like funerals to some of you? the reason why i ask that question is that i don't like weddings because to me it's like a funeral. i see people cry in weddings that i been to like the two people are finish. and the weddings that i been to, service was suppose to start at 1pm and bride and groom didn't get to the church unitl almost 4pm. weddings never start on time where as for funerals, if the start time is 9am, at 9:01am the funeral already started and funerals allways start on time. i don't get it. you know, i have always thought that weddings and funerals were hand in hand. they are both something that i would rather not be a part of. people look at me crazy when i say that because of course there is the myth that we all want a fairytale wedding but not me...i'd rather just get married in vegas and that be the end of it. i don't look at weddings being like funerals because everyone is crying. i just think it's like a funeral because everyone is gathered there and it's time out of my day when i would rather be at home and not with the people i'm with.