text: funny joke     look at my profile for some good ones? three lesbians     a young guy at a bar notices two girls deep in conversation. he walks over and asks, “you girls want a drink?”   “you’re wasting your time,” says one of the ladies. “we’re lesbians.”   “what’s a lesbian?” he asks.   “we like to eat pussy,” she replies.   “hey there!” the guy calls to the bartender. “three drinks over here for us lesbians, please.”     funny right yes. just like the irish guy who starts to chat to a blonde in a bar. "can i buy you a drink?" he asks.  "no thanks i'm  a lesbian." she replies.  "oh and which part of lesby are you from?" he asks  "no, you don't understand. you see that brunette down the other end of the bar? well i'd like to take her to bed and make mad passionate love to her all night." she explains.  "hellfire." he replies. "what a co-incidence. i must be  a lesbian too!"