text: i need a good joke? not some whimpy little kid one either i need a day off!  i urgently needed a few days off work, but i knew the boss would  not allow me to take a leave.  i thought that maybe if i acted  "crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off. so i hung  upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.  my co-worker  (who's blonde) asked me what i was doing?  i told her that i was pretending to be a light bulb so that the  boss would think i was "crazy" and give me a few days off.  a few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked  "what are you doing?"  i told him i was a light bulb.  he said, "you are clearly stressed out.  go home and recuperate  for a  couple of days."  i jumped down and walked out of the office.  when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her  "...and where do you think you're going?"  ( you're gonna love this..... )  she said, "i'm going home too, i can't work in the dark!"