text: i just got married and my wife is making me do something very strange! what does she want? we just got back from the wedding and my wife came out of the hotel bathroom all naked. i dont know what she wants? i have never been with a female before and i dont understand why she took her  cloth off? does she want me to wash them? is she just showing me what she bought from the store?   i just want to drink some beer and go to sleep and i have no time to figure out why my new wife took her cloth off. has this ever happened to anyone before? you silly man, you know you're just putting us on! and to you and others here, will you please spell the word correctly! it's clothes!!!