text: who was the most dumbest person you have ever met? first off... - where did you meet them? - internet does not count!  you had to have actually physically met them in person. - i do not count unless you actually met me in person. - president bush nor any politician actually count, unless you actually met them in person.  for me.. second day of navy basic training.  some very stupid guy was talking about how much weed he smoked right before shipping out (which we were all given urine test about an hour within we arrived!), a petty officer was telling us about the gi bill, the petty officer cracked some lame joke, everyone laughed, he said "i don't get it". someone said to him "how can you not get it?", then he explained it to him "uhuhuhuhu... now i get it".  through out the orientation he kept talking and the rdcs kept yelling at him to shut-up.  later that day, the master-at-arms came for him and a few other people. the guy in your answer is pretty dumb, but i know someone dumber.  i work at a police department and one night we arrested an extremely drunk man driving. we brought him in, booked him, he bailed out and left. two minutes later, my sergeant saw him getting in a car in the police station parking lot and driving off. his sober girlfriend had come to bail him out, then let him drive home. what the heck? so this guy got busted for oui twice in a span of less than an hour. oh, and the second time, he wasn't allowed to bail, because he had violated his bail conditions from the previous oui. eeeeeboy.