text: whats the best sledge you've ever heard?   i can't choose between these:  1: ricky ponting & shaun pollock: after going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, pollock told ponting: "it's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." unfortunately for pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground.. ponting to pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."  2:  ian healy's legendary comment which was picked up by the channel 9 microphones when arjuna ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in sydney... "you don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!"  3:daryll cullinan & shane warne: as cullinan was on his way to the wicket, warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "looks like you spent it eating," cullinan retorted.