text: who is in the mother-ship today?   well there's dr. pepper sittin in a chair, reading a book about birdwatching. then, in the bathroom, mr. potato head is slighly constipated. the jolly green giant is "talking" with strawberry shortcake in the corner. there's a slew of cabbage patch kids in the kitchen eating saurkraut. betty boop has half the men of a small town in the bedroom with her, and the door is locked! rainbow brite is threatening to jump out the window unless her demands are met, and elmo is sitting in front of the tv in a straight-jacket, watching reruns of his commercials.   oh yeah, and sonic the hedgehog is messing around in the control room, trying to take control of the ship so he can take over the world!