text: why do my farts smell like butt?   does your farts smell like your butt, or does your butt smell like your farts? that's the real questions to ponder. think about that the next time you are sitting on the toilet.  "here i sit all broken hearted, came to sh*t, but only farted. payed a dime, oh what the he11, at least i can sit and enjoy the smell."