text: do they have people out there that teach how to be a turnon in the bedroom?   have you never heard of sue johanson? you know, the creepy old lady who talks about sex on tv?  "talk sex with sue johanson, a live phone-in program airing on oxygen tv. talk sex also airs in brazil, israel, and in 20 european countries in 5 languages on club tv"  if you haven't, maybe you have heard of the women's mag cosmopolitan? its not all just fashion tips in there. the cosmo web page has a section devoted to sex.