text: very crude blonde  joke dont read if under 18 or easily offended? a young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. to prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.   unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade". but, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.   the blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. during the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. he asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.   he then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. the blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.   upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "so that's how you guys load those things!" hahaha life would be boring without blondes  three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come  home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.   the brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: "  ooooohhh that looks like semen." she reaches out and  touches the blob with her fingers and says "it feels like  semen."  the redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers,  smells it, and says "it smells like semen."   the blonde,  reaches out and touches it with her fingers  and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says,  "it doesn't taste like anyone in this building . . ."