text: have you ever been "chased down" by the walmart greeter because they thought you stole something? the other day i walked out of walmart and heard a beep but thought nothing of it.but then i have like this 80 yearold midget running after me like i stole something..has this ever happend to you..and why do they give the "greeting" job to like people who look like they are retarded. first of all, the incorrect term is not "midget" nor is it "retard".  and usually when you do hear a beep, an person who did not steal anything would go back and willy have them examine their bag.  it doesn't take a retard to know this.  god, i hate ignorant people who talk that.