text: so libturds, what would your headline on the nyt be if d-day was held today? warning to the third-reich!!!!!  the americans are planning an invasion on omaha beach this morning. please make sure that all of your soldiers understand their miranda rights and that upon capture, they should demand the business card of jonny cochran (yes, he is dead, but he franchised his name before death, so there are mccochran offices in all metro areas.  the call is free)!!!! nyt headline:  "scorpion is a moron"   wait, that's not news at all.