text: what are some of the funniest questions on this answer site? one of the funniest questions i read was "if i die a virgin will i have to spend an eternity with a suicide bomber?" lol...that is funny. i found that a lot of the "mafia" questions are funny. "how can i join the mafia?" "how can i look like a mobster?". some of the mafia questions are actually legit though.