text: which is best to use? are you from tennessee? no? cause you're the only ten i see!   god made coke. god made pepsi. god made you so damn sexy!   do you have any indian in you?...ya want some?    did it hurt? when you fell from heaven, did it hurt?   were your parents greek gods? they'd have to be to produce a goddess.   is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?   have you been eating campbell's soup? 'cuz you're looking mmmmmm mmmmmmm good.   i may not be elmo, but you can tickle me all night long!   let's do some math! add a bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply!   did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? 'cause your magically delicious.   kiss me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name guadalupe?   he: are you going to the bbq?  she: what bbq?  he: my meat on your grill!   nice legs. what time do they open?   you look good, your phone number would look better.   i seem to have lost my virginity. can i borrow yours? i don't think any of these would work on a woman. instead of cheesy lines why don't you try just being real. walk up to her and say hi my name is...