text: will you leave some cookies and milk out for me again this year? since mrs is boffing gummi bear devourer i figure i can wallow in my milk actually in case you've forgotten, last year i left beer and mince pies out for you. be doing it again this year. might leave some whiskey for you this year instead of beer through. cold winter night, you gotta have some warmth.  don't forget my check. i promise to use it for good things.