text: medical magic? in the hospital a family member lay gravely ill. finally, the doctor came in ."i'm afraid i'm the bearer of bad news. "the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."  the family members asked, how much does a brain cost?" the doctor responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." "why is the male brain so much more?"  the doctor said "it's just standard pricing procedure. we have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." l m a o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !