text: i have a major crisis!!!? i am bored out of my mind. will someone please tell me a joke or something interesting? a woman pregnant with triplets goes into the bank to get some money to buy all the shit she will need, some silly bugger comes in and holds the bank up and she gets shot 3 times in the tummy, she and the babies survive but the bullets are never found, she goes on to have the babies and one day when they are abotu 4 the eldest of the triplets comes running yellign "mum mum when i went to the toilet a bullet came out so she sits him down and tells him the story of getting shot, then the second born comes in same thing mum mum when i went to the toilet a bullet came out, so again she exlpains the story , then the thirsd comes in "mum mum" and she exasperated says yes yes i know when u went to the toilet a bullet came out and he looked up at her with tears in his eyes and says no when i farted i shot the cat. :d enjoy the joke