text: jokes strictly for men.? 1. what is the similarity btw a woman and a bank ?  2. why has it been voted that women will be future football goalkeepers ?  3.  3 thiefs stole some diamonds from a jeweller. hiding away they took shelter in a cave. they agreed to sleep and count their loot the next morning. while asleep, theif a got up and opened the bundle of diamonds. he counted it and saw that if he divided them into 3 portions there was one extra. so he threw the one and took his one third share. after a while thief 2 got up and divided the diamonds into 3 portions. he saw that one was extra and he threw it away and took his one third share. after a while thief 3 got up and divided the loot into 3 portions. he saw one was extra and threw it away. and he took his one third share.  now the question is, how many diamonds were originally looted. there is only one right answer to this question.  4.  what is the difference btw a woman and a ship.  5.  what is the difference btw wine bottle and woman ? answer to (3) is 25. 1st guy threw 1 away and took 8 away, leaving 16. 2nd guy threw 1 away and took 5 away, leaving 10. 3rd guy threw 1 away and took 3 away, leaving 6. so total is 1 + 8 + 1 + 5 + 1 + 3 + 6 = 25.