text: 2 golden or olden jokes - ratings pls.? a teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. trying to make the matter clear, she said, "now, class, if i stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and i would turn red in the face." "yes," the class said. "then why is it that while i am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" a little fellow shouted, "cause your feet ain't empty."  ********  the children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'there's mary; she's a lawyer,' or 'that's tom. he's a doctor.'" a small voice at the back of the room rang out, "and there's the teacher. she's dead good joke 11 12 9