text: what do you hope you never get caught doing?   speaking of yipes! i fear you're getting precisely the sort of answers a leading question like this one was only too likely to garner, beth. shall i try to dignify it with a more high-brow response?  okay, as already mentioned in answer to your previous query, i hope i'll never get caught doing anything at all. but more specifically, i hope i never get caught doing anything that would cause undue embarrassment or distress for anyone who knows and cares about me. i can tell you this much: it's hasn't happened yet and i'm aiming to keep it that way. :)