text: please don't leave me!! miss.. ey! please?!!? friend1: (laughing) that is so lame, man.   friend2: yeah, i told you, you should've given her to me and show you how to score! (laughs..)  me: that's not funny, man. if you two weren't spoonin around, i could've at least ask her number or something. stop laughing! i'm gonna get that chic no matter what. chic: (thinking) f***in a**hole, (walking away so fast.)