text: witty comeback? my friend did something i hate and i want to get payback.i am  expecting a phone call from an annoying person who lives to torment people.my friend gave this guy my phone number and i hate him,she just keeps laughing,i don't know what to do,they are all expecting me to mug her but,i just need a really witty thing to say so that i don't seem like a wuss for not beating her up. work on looking -and hopefully feeling- really calm and serene, letting the whole thing roll off your back.  then you can just be above the whole thing and look down on your friend as she acts like a moron and you don't.  best comeback ever.