text: do upside-down trees represent the afterlife and are not fit for christmas? refs:   http://interiordec.about.com/od/cmasartificial/a/upsidedowntree.htm  http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/aburnham/eng/seahenge.htm whatever next? sing a christmas carol backwards ? regurgitate your xmas dinner for full redemption?  i'm off down to the bottom of the garden and going to get wasted with the fairies!