text: who can give me the bestest joke.? a joke there was a man watching two blonds working very hard one hot summer day.he just could not figure out what they were doing. the first one would dig a hole,then the second one would fill it in. he watched this for a while and he finally had to know. he went up to them and said he thought they were working very hard and had made a lot of progress moving down the walk way of the park and asked what exactly were they doing. well, said the first one, "we would normally not make this much progress, but the one who has the trees called in sick".