text: why do jehovah witnesses make poor blood donors ?   oh church lady, you adorable sweet grandma, don't they have a law forbidding the taking of blood (can't take blood transfusion either); or maybe i'm mixing them up with someone else.  i am newly reborn and don't know much about things of a religious nature yet.  before i found jesus on sunday night, i was a witch.  yep, dear lady, a witch.  so don't faint.  now i love jesus, he loves me and all his righteous followers, amen.