text: help!!!everything i touch i'm getting shocked? everytime i touch something metal or another person i get shocked or i shock them!! it's driving me nuts. i've tryed the static gaurd and all that an nothing is helping, i'm afraid to touch anything....please help!!!!!!!!!! what kind of shoes are you wearing? they could be causing electricity in your body. also, try taking a wire coat hanger and rub yourself with it. it may help. and use hair conditioner, if you aren't already. sometimes these types of thing are worse in cooler weather.