text: anyone think a chimp can beat a samoan? i've heard all sorts of exaggerations about how chimps can lift 200 lbs with one arm. but have you ever seen the size of an average samoan? i believe if there was a war between chimps and samoans, and they can only use their bodies as weapons, than i samoans would win. you gotta realize that chimps and humans got the same muscle fibers, so theirs no way a small ape can beat a full adult samoan. sometimes i wish i was a samoan. surely there's no way a chimp would win, because the samoan could kick the chimp in the 'special area' and it would be floored right from the off. i don't think the chimp's have the reasoning to go for the one place that will stop anyone in their tracks so they're already at a disadvantage.  and anyway, have you seen umaga?!