text: another johnny joke............................? little johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather   curious. he had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the  older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. one day  he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.  instead of explaining things to johnny, she told him to hide behind  the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.  this he did. the following morning, johnny described everything to  his mother. "sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then  he started kissing and hugging her i figured 'sis must be getting  sick because her face started looking funny. he must have thought so  too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,  just the way the doctor would. except he's not as smart as the  doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. i guess  he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started  panting and getting all out of breath. his other hand must have  been cold because he put it under her skirt. about this time 'sis  got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide  down toward the end of the couch. this was when her fever started.  i knew it was a fever, because sis told him she felt really hot.  finally, i found out what was making them so sick, a big eel had  gotten inside his pants somehow. it just jumped out of his pants  and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed  it in one hand to keep it from getting away. when sis saw it, she  got really scared her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open,  and she started calling out to god and stuff like that. she said it  was the biggest one she's ever seen; i should tell her about the  ones down at the lake by our house! anyway, sis got brave and  grabbed it with both hands tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. all of a sudden she and held it tight while he took a muzzle  out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it  from biting again. sis lay back and spread her legs so she could  get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.  the eel put up a hell of a fight. sis started groaning and  squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. i guess they  wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. her boyfriend  got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. i knew because it just  hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. sis and  her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went  back to courting anyway. he started hugging and kissing her again.  by golly, the eel wasn't dead! it jumped straight up and started to  fight again. i guess eels are like cats they have 9 lives or  something. this time, sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting  on it. after about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the  eel. i knew it was dead, because i saw sis's boyfriend peel its skin  off and flush it down the toilet!!! omg! that is sooooo funny!  lol