text: "for those a little older"(and the ocassional smartass)do you remember? do you remember the singer and the song "frog kissing" (hey i'm just being nice and returning points to those who have let me earn points.but i don't wanta make it easy) hmmm...recorded by chet atkins...during my time...about 30 years ago but not my kind of song.  frog kissin'   do you remember in the fairy tale, how the wicked witches spell turned the handsome prince to a toad? by the power of a potion, she handed him the notion he was lower than the dirt in the road. and though she left him green and warted, her evil plans were thwarted their chanced to happen by a young miss who inspite of his complexion, offered him affection and broke the wicked curse with her kiss    so if you've never been frog kissing then you don't know what you've been missin', there's a wealth of opportunity under each and every log. and if you've never been charm-breakin', then you've never been handsome prince makin'. you've got to slow down, turn around, bend down,  kiss you a frog!  once upon a time ago, i was down and feelin' low like a lonely frog in a pond my life was just a joke, and i was just about to croak cuz i'd be zapped by life's wicked wand. but in the depths of my depression, there came a true expression of love from a person so sweet. she gave me warm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were healin' and she knocked me off my little webbed feet.  there's a happy-ever-after-land, deep in the heart of man where a prince and princess abides. but all we get are glimpses, of the happy prince or princess 'cauce they're covered with a green warty hide. though they're full of life's potential, they're lacking one essential to enable them to shine like a star. that's a handsome guy or missus, to smother them with kisses and love them just the way that they are.  that's the secret of frog kissing you can do it too if you'll just listen there's a wealth of opportunity under each and every log. that's the secret of charm-breakin', that's the secret of handsome prince makin'. you've got to slow down, turn around, bend down,  kiss you a... you've got to slow down, turn around, bend down,  kiss you a... you've got to slow down, turn around, bend down,  kiss you a frog!