text: if you were a mongolian sea moose and you hugged a pineapple, would you get fat? mongolian sea mooses enjoy sheep, clouds and jethro tull sheet music. have you hugged your pineapple today? if you did it wasn't very fat of you. i need to go and shampoo my goldfish now. no, you shut up. that is quite possible, provided you are not consumed by a sabre-tooth bulgarian he-jackal.  it can happen, because i saw it on a sabbath saturday satire of a south singapore slave-labor sweatshop serf who slovenly sewed soy sauce soaked swastikas on knee-length north-netherland neo-nazi knickerbockers.