text: i laughed so hard the first time i heard this one! (possibly old, but who cares)? there was two little girls and a little boy, one of the little girls goes to her dad and says "daddy, daddy, why did you name me rose?"  father: "well honey its a beautiful story, when your mom was in the hospital your grandfather brought her some roses and a petal fell on your head, so we named you rose."   the second litle girl goes to her dad and asks "daddy, why did you name me daisy?" father:"well sweety its a beautiful story, when you mom was in the hospital your grandfather brought your mom some daisy's and a petal fell on your head, so we named you daisy"  the little boy goes up to his dad and (in a retarted voice) "ahh dad , ehh dad"  father:"shut up cinder block i'm talking to your sister!! killer joke. a little crule but still tottally funny. thanks for the laughs.i got my friend to read it ,she laughed so hard she almost peed in her pants