text: if i gave you a quarter would you call somebody who cares?   i'd have to talk to jim croce about that...  operator, oh could you help me place this call 'cause i can't read the number that you just gave me there's something in my eyes you know it happens every time i think about the love that i thought would save me  ...unless of course i talk to sade, then the phone call would be placed by a "smooth operator" - but now we're getting off the original subject entirely.  and you know, if you gave me the quarter, i might not even have to use it, because stevie wonder might call to say he loves me, and how much he cares. he means it from the bottom of his heart.  ...but if i called blondie, they might leave me hanging on the telephone.   if i dial police dogs, i can use 1-800... but that's getting super obscure.  yeah.  ummmm...  ...what was the question?