text: what do you think about the fact that no american will ever go to bed again hungry? the department of agriculture announced that it was deleting the use of the word hungry in its reports and substituting a more scientific term, "low level food security".  personally, i think we should put the department of agriculture in charge of the iraq war and national security.  we would have the war in iraq "won" in no time and "terrorism" would be elminated. very reassuring. they've cured 35 m cases per year! the white house website calls the war in iraq, "renewal in iraq", and a bill or program to allow more air polution is called the "clear skies" initiative. this will really fool historians.