text: tell me some good blonde jokes ( don't be offende blondes)?   here are some blonde jokes for you ! have fun !  i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......   - she called me to get my phone number.  - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."  - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.  - she got stabbed in a shootout.  - she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.  - she sat on the tv and watched the couch.  - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.  - she tried to drown a fish.  - she thought a quarterback was a refund.  - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.  - if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.  - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.  - under "education" on her job application, she put "hooked on phonics."  - she tripped over a cordless phone.  - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.  - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put virgo."  - she asked for a price check at the dollar store.  - it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.  - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.  - she studied for a blood test.  - she thought boyz ii men was a daycare center.  - she thought meow mix was a record for cats.  - she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.  - she sold the car for gas money.  - when she saw the "nc-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.  - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.  - she thinks taco bell is where you pay your phone bill.  - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.  - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned around and went home.  with due apologies to reese whitherspoon especially ! take care and god bless !