text: if beer was a super-hero, could anyone stop him? could anyone stop captain suds? what kind of powers would he have? i think he has the ability to make ugly chicks look hot for extended periods of time. also he gives people the courage to do things they ordinarily would never do. i'm not sure he can leap tall buildings in a single bound, because he has a large belly and smokes a pack a day.... what do you think he can do??? he would be able to cause any vehicle to crash.   he could cause anyone to be able to dance.  he could have the power to compel people to suddenly have an overwhelming urge to sing into the nearest microphone.  his nemesis could be  captain coffee and the aspirin avenger...but they are always too late and only show up the next morning.