text: if you could pork batman, superman, elmer fudd of papa smurf...who would it be and why?   well i would have to pick batman because superman is faster then a speeding bullet and that's not long enough for me. elmer fudd is just too ugly and papa smurf probably wouldn't be able to get it up.  batman is the winner hands down. besides, i don't have to see his face in full and he's go the abs of a god! i'll have that for tonight thank you!