text: what would you do with a million dollars? i would invest into a couple cottages and rent them out and go on a shopping spree in greece let me sing you a little song about what i would do with a million dollars:  if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars) i'd buy you a house (i would buy you a house) if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars) i'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) and if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars) well, i'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile) if i had a million dollars i'd buy your love  if i had a million dollars i'd build a tree fort in our yard if i had million dollars you could help, it wouldn't be that hard if i had million dollars maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere you know, we could just go up there and hang out like open the fridge and stuff there would already be laid out foods for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things  they have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon well, can you blame 'em uh, yeah  if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars) well, i'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) and if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars) well, i'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu) and if i had a million dollars (if i had a a million dollars) well, i'd buy you john merrick's remains (ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) and if i had a million dollars i'd buy your love  if i had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store if i had a million dollars now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more if i had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner but we would eat kraft dinner of course we would, we’d just eat more and buy really expensive ketchups with it that’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! mmmmmm, mmmm-hmmm  if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars) well, i'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) and if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars) well, i'd buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel) if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars) well, i'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey)  if i had a million dollars i’d buy your love  if i had a million dollars, if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars, if i had a million dollars if i had a million dollars i'd be rich