text: rate this....:)? cracks me up:  a jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. he  has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. "owch!" the chinese man says. "what was that for?" "that was for pearl  harbor," the jewish man says. "but i'm chinese!" "chinese, japanese, what's the difference?"   and the jewish man sits back down. then, the  chinese man walks up to the jewish man and  punches him in the face. "ouch!" the jewish man says. "what was that for?" "that was for the  titanic," the chinese man says. "but that was an iceberg!"   "ice berg, goldberg, what's the difference?" good one!! heard it a long time back, but still made me laugh!! i can just picture the chinese man punching the jewish and saying the goldberg thing in his weird chinese accent!!! makes it funnier!!!oh i forgot to rate.... 10/10....