text: can you burn twinkies as fuel?   ya know, i'm sure ya could...but when was the last time you priced a box of twinkies?  it ain't exactly a cheaper fuel solution, unless it's bought in bulk perhaps.     and, have you thought about all the "weight challenged" people that'll end up chasing your car because the fumes smell so good?  you thought dogs chasing your car were bad...have you ever seen anyone going on a twinkie binge?