text: does anyone know where i can purchase a corpse legally? i am taking on line courses in mortuary science and need to practice. set yourself up as a non-profit organization for medical research...and then find people who are about to shuffle off the mortal coil to donate their bodies to you.  simple.  whatever you can't handle you could sell on ebay china.  and, for free, i'll throw in a name for your new organization:  s.a.r.c.a.s.m  stiffies are resting comfortably as scientists meddle