text: i was busy shouting compliments at a hot babe today and cracked up my car. now what do i do? do i sue the girl, or the other guy or do i sue both of them?  my wife's gonna be pissed! listen up cupcake...i didn't appreciate all that hootin', hollerin', and whistling at me!!! i know you (and all men) cannot help yourself when you see me, but honey, keep it down! i am more than just your fantasy play toy!!! pffft!