text: what is the easiest way for me to get from my office to my garage, without tripping over the dog?   have someone call ya on the phone.  after listening for a moment, tell the dog, "it's for you".  when he gets on the phone, sneak out the back door and enter the garage with your trusty garage door opener, which you already have in your pocket.   if this does not work slip some ambien into his water dish...  helpful?