text: can anyone give me the lyrics to "crabs for christmas"? oh i want crabs for christmas, oh, only crabs will do... crabs for christmas"   'in a department store north of houston,  sat a santa claus on christmas eve.   in a minute he knows, the front door will close,  and this tired old santa can pack up an leave,   when a big fellow came out of nowhere,  and he sat right down on santa's knee,   and the .......... as the big fellow said,  dear santa i appreciate you listening to me,   and he said  oh, i want crabs for christmas  oh, only crabs will do,  oh, for with crabs for christmas  my christmas wish'll come true.   (etc).