text: which is the funniest? my mom's tai and my dad is irish. that makes me tairish. that also make me a manicurist with an alcoholic problem.  my mom is from canada and my dad is from chile. that makes me a can of chile.  my brother is a musician. i'm a comic. you're a waiter, mom!  i have a 1 year old cousin living at our house. i rolled a ball to her and she went to her mom. i guess bowling is not her sport.  i went to the psychiatrist yesturday and she said, "if a volcanic eruption was about to happen and her were wearing nothing but a bra and a bikini outside and your mom had no more breastmilk, would you feel inadequite?" i told her, "well, i feel inadequite now."  i am 25% egyptian. i know right, your mailman, my dad.  everytime my cousin screams at night, all the neighbors would yell, "fire!"  that's my time, everyone! i personally like the first 2 but out of both of them,id say the can of chile:d