text: sorry 2 other nationalities - this qstn can b answered by indians in ya b-coz of the lng- don't rprt me, ok how/y does upites name their kids as: -   in a fine morning a bhayya (spending 4 years of consecutive bachelor’s life in bombay since his wife is in the village) distributed sweets among friends as his wife delivered a baby boy (wondering how it is possible?  samaritans (neighbour) yar good samaritans), ok now tell me how do he/they select the sir name of the kid from the following list considering the samaritans factor.  dwivedi, trivedi, chaturvedi, mishra, gupta, yaadav, joshi, or deshpandey.  i blv. people from bombay especially who’s mother tongue is hindi can give me good/funny rply. (not offencing upites - just a joke)  a hint –  dwivedi – born with help of 2 ngbrs trivedi - 3 neighbours. chaturvedi - if the mother is clever and hides the name of the father very well. mishra - miscellaneous neighbours.(mishra - mixture) gupta - secret neighbour yadav - if she doesnt remember who it was joshi - all tat she remembers is that they did it when she was in "josh" and lost "hosh"... deshpandey - all of india contributed