text: are these good yo momma jokes? yo momma is so ugly she scared the three blind mice away. yo mommas so fat someone said lets play around the world and she said alright i just gotta take a few steps.yo momma is so dumb an orange juice container said concentrate so she looked at it for 2 hours. yo mommas so dumb she went to take a drivers test and showed up with a bicycle. yo mommas vagina is so nast they make people eat it on fear factor. unfortunately, they are relatively old.  i've heard all of those and it's been a few years since i've heard a yo momma joke.