text: does god equal furniture? i do.  what do you think god equals? if you mean clutter that creates support and structure, but also emotional baggage, while also reflecting cultural heritage, i agree.  maybe god = being stoned? makes your brain go fuzzy round the ages, offers a temporary sense of community-in-sleepwalking  or god = badger? black and white together, excellent comedy credentials, crops up with bizarre frequency in my dreams