text: in your opinion, what is the funniest football chant?   there's only two andy gorams!  what's it like to shag your kids (to middlesbrough/norwich, 2 most inbread cities in england).  van per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her. in reference to his rape conviction.  chelsea to norwich. we're owned by abramovich, your owned by an evil witch! norwich to chelsea. we're owned by a master cook, your own by a russian crook!  park, park, where ever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house. (to tune of lord of the dance).