text: g-mrng peeps............. a clean joke  "no fear" , give  a try? no fear: early one sunday morning as the towns people chat amongst themselves before church services, everything was fine until fire and smoke erupted from the alter. after a minute or so a figure appears from the fire, it was satan! spitting flames from his mouth and shouting vulgarities of the nastiest kind. the people of the small congregation ran out of the church as fast as they could, except for one man still sittting at one of the pew's. satan seen the man and began cursing all damnation be upon his eternal soul!!! the man just shrugged. satan seen this and asked the man: "are you not afraid of me, the eternal enemy of god, the prince of darkness, the dealer of misery and mother of all that is evil"? the man replied: "no" satan walks up to the man and asks: "why is it, you do not fear me?"  the man calmly replied:  "i married ur sister." oh no he didn't, tht was cool man. wtg, another strike from u.