text: what is a quick, legal way of making money.  fast!? i am a college student who is very poor and i need about $1,000 in about 30 days.  to answer some questions, i have no aide from family, i do have a job, i don't have anything worth selling.  help!!! go to the local dog pound.   buy a dog.   name it something like britney spears.   sell raffle tickets for $5 to "win a date with britney spears!"  don't try this in your own town.