text: my crush is online now should i say  something to him? ok this is the one that i wanna know if he likes me wutt do i say! just say, "hey"...that seems to be a pretty typical thing to say when you im someone. haha! just don't get all stalker-like. im him, say a few things, and then come out with, "so, can i ask you a question..." and then when he says sure, ask. no biggie. if he says he doesn't like you, he must not be worth your time.