text: who thinks that jesus is a "cover up"? mary, who is a virgin gets pregnant. joseph returns home from a  7 month long trip and discovers this shame. mary comes up with an excuse, like the son of god is in her. joesph almost buys the story, but goes along with it anyhow and they move to a town called bethlehem to avoid local shunning.  bethlehem  at the time was small and boring, so any news (far fetched) was interresting. the entire town buys the son of god story.  from that point on, jesus is convinced to be the "son of god" for 30 years, until he makes an appearance with all of this great wisdom, which is where the bible picks up his great stories..  