text: did you have a nice laugh? (short & sweet)? a scottish man was taking a stroll down a country lane, where he meets up with a curious lady. she walks up to him and says, "they tell me that you people don't wear anything under those kilts."  the scotsman says, "feel and see for yourself."  so she did and says, "oh, that's gruesome!"   he says, "try it again, it grew some more!" hahaha! i did. :d