text: tinky-winky and spongebob said 'i do' but barney barged into the church and objected, what should be done the story started out where tinky-winky and spongebob asked me to be the best man, i accepted. then when tinky-winky and spongebob said 'i do' barney barged into the church and objected. when tinky-winky said, 'why?' barney said. 'becuz i love you, you love me. with you i'll be as happy as can be. gimme a great big hug and to you i'll say i do. won't you say that you do too?' spongbob started crying underneath his veil. tinky-winky searched thru his purse for a tissue for spongbob. tinky-winky and spongbob looked at each other. i am talking to barney trying to convince him there's nothing left between him and tinky-winky. tinky-winky lifts his veil and just when he's going to speak, patrick storms into the church demanding an explanation from spongebob. tinky-winky says, 'uh-oh'. what should be done next? lol s true