text: the zabubaboolians have rejected me, bafuudo, their mighty squiggry.  will you accept me? i had chosen the zabubaboolians to be my special people.  i had given them a holy hatred of wasps, and only ask that they eat a little peanut butter each day.  but they have since "ousted" me, saying i'm not "cool" enough to be their "god."  well, i am the coolest of all squiggries and migglies, and i must now counter the zabubaboolians, as they have rejected me!  join me, be my people.  i will instill in you the holy hatred of wasps and give you the gift of peanut butter.  as my people, i will protect you against wasps and we will conquer the zabubaboolians! yes, let us destroy those wretched wasps; and indulge in the pleasure of peanut butter.  crispy or smooth?