text: multiple choice: worst way to spend your vacation? you have a vacation coming up and you decide to do something unusual. which is the worst plan?  a. get breast implants... implanted in your butt and face and neck.  b. enter multiple eating contests per day and before each one chug a five pound bag of flour. then spend the last day in the bathroom.  c. practice being homeless. see how long you can get away with sleeping under overpasses and begging for quaters. try to find a real homeless to buddy up with for crime. avoid getting diseases and/or unconcentual anal.  d. find the most pathetically unattractive person you can (like shallow hal) and spend the week leading them on completely. on the last day use the most personal information you have gained about them to hurt them the most. convince them that not only were they foolish to hope for love, they should carry around a towel to clean up when their grotesque appearance causes people to vomit on them. a