text: when you pay homage to the flying spaghetti monster, do you wear pirate garb? i mean, you're supposed to... i was wondering how many pastafarians really worship his noodly appendage and how many just jumped on the bandwagon and don't really follow the scriptures.  i'm an atheist and don't believe in the fsm... but i'd like to.  is there any evidence favoring him over the judean-christian god? the pirate garb is what really turned me off to this religion.  i just don't have the commitment to worship a god that demands this of me.  fortunately, i have found salvation in the invisible pink unicorn.  its not too late to turn away from the heresy of the fsm and devote your life to the heresy of the ipu!