text: asylum joke? should you ever need to be institutionalized, this little test should get you started.  during a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalized.  “well” said the director “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub”.  ok, here’s your test.  1. would you use the teaspoon? 2. would you use the teacup? 3. would you use the bucket?  think about this before you scroll down.  “oh, i understand” said the visitor a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or teacup”.  “no” said the director, “a normal person would pull the plug”! you got me! seems i need mental treatment.    --- leeen