text: i need kick boxing cd's, which are the best???   i was sentenced to 6 months in prison a year ago for stealing a car.  i had no idea how to fight.  i had 3 weeks from my sentencing to get my affairs in order.  i used that time to get in shape.  i knew that i would not master the art of karate, kick boxing, self defense, boxing or street fighting.  i basically just needed to know enough to prevent myself from being raped.  and if i was raped, i needed to know enough to prevent myself from being raped a second time.  i ordered kick boxing for wimps.  i practiced everything that cd had to offer over the next 3 weeks.  needless to say, no one bothered me.  due to my celebrity status, it may have helped that i was sentenced to a juvenile prison instead of the big boys prison.  now i use my new kick boxing skills to fend off cops and other thieves while i'm stealing cars.