Maybe some day. I've done hardware expos and vape cons, but no InfoSec cons. Well, actually...Can you beat the retractable folding pen from ? I miss that pen... Now that I think about it though, since it folded to the size of a standard USB flash drive, why didn't they- oh, right. Nobody would plug in a flash drive from the NSA. It would be dissected, entire board desoldered and analyzed, block dumped, and someone would have traced each component's origin and supply chain, posted in 5 minutes. And after all that and it's verifiably just a flash drive and pen, you'd be able to feel the tears through the tweet reply from the NSA that say, "Guys, it's just a pen with a flash drive..."