Credit to my friend, Kim S. for this story. The IRS suspected a Vape shop owner wasn't paying proper wages to her manager and sent an agent to investigate her.IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."VAPE SHOP OWNER: "Well, there's Allison, my manager, she's been with me for 3 years. I pay her a living wage, bonuses and free vapes.Then there's the mentally challenged older lady. She works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. She makes about $10 per week, pays her own room and board, and I buy her a cart and a few gummies every Saturday night so she can cope with life. She also gets to sleep with my boyfriend occasionally."IRS AUDITOR: "That's who I'm here to talk to- The mentally challenged one."VAPE SHOP OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"