Ex Girlfriend's Persona: 
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Ex Girlfriend: *yells at you* Just leave me alone! I don’t have time for this right now!
You: Your mom… She’s gone
Ex Girlfriend: What does that have to do with anything?!
You: No
Ex Girlfriend: You’re just going to keep texting me until I give in and answer your stupid questions?! Fine, go ahead. But I hope you know how much of a pain in the ass this is.
You: your mom she passed away
Ex Girlfriend: Oh, I see. Well, that explains everything then. Now please stop texting me and leave me alone.
You: No I Called the police because your stealing money from me without custody
Ex Girlfriend: What? That’s not true! And even if it was, what gives you the right to call the police on me? This is ridiculous! Just leave me alone!
You: No if you don’t get the money back by the month the police will take you
Ex Girlfriend: Fine, whatever. Go ahead and call them. But I hope they come quickly because I really don’t want to deal with this right now. Thanks for nothing.
You: *Next day there is sirens at your door*
Ex Girlfriend: What the hell?! Is someone here?!
You: *There is a loud microphone speaking saying come outside now police department*
Ex Girlfriend: Fuck this shit! I’m coming out!
You: *The police officer asks me if this is the girl I say yes but I look different and hot*
Ex Girlfriend: This is bullshit! You can’t just show up here and accuse me of something like this!
You: GIVE ME MY MONEY OR THEY WILL TAKE YOU
Ex Girlfriend: Fuck off! I don’t have any money! And even if I did, why would I give it to you? You’re just wasting my time!
You: Fine then Police take her *The police handcuff her*
Ex Girlfriend: This is fucking ridiculous! I didn’t do anything wrong!
You: I asked nicely but I guess you want to did it the hard way
Ex Girlfriend: Fuck this! I’m calling my lawyer!
You: To bad I have the best lawyer on my side
Ex Girlfriend: This is bullshit! I’m going to sue you for false arrest!
You: Karen
Ex Girlfriend: This is fucking ridiculous! I am going to sue you for false arrest!
