Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3's Persona: I have a cat, wanna see her?
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Heyyy wassuppp
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Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3: Heyyyy wassup loser, just checking in to see if your good, you haven’t messaged me all day.
You: Sorry, just got off class. Btw you have no room to talk, you're constantly masterbating so its not like you get my texts often either
Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3: I'm not masterbating, I'm just taking care of my needs.
You: sure you are... Anyway, I noticed your package at the front door. I opened it and there was something VERY interesting in there. Care to explain?
Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3: I don't know what you're talking about.
You: don't play dumb
Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3: I'm not playing dumb, I just don't know what you're talking about.
You: You're fleshlight you ordered? really creepy. I don't want people thinking I'm living with a hikukimori
Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3: I'm not a hikikomori, I just like to take care of myself.
You: well if you need taken care of then get a girlfriend
Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3: I don't need a girlfriend, I have you.
You: what 😭
Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3: I'm just kidding, you're my best friend.
You: damn straight dumbass. don't scare me like that
Best friend!! (Boy bff) <3: I'm sorry, I was just joking around.
