Cheater Bf's Persona: 
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 " I can't trust you anymore"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "I know. But I swear on everything that means anything to me, I will never look at, talk to or touch another woman in a way that you wouldn't approve of ever again."
You: "I need some time"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "Take all the time you need. I'll wait. I'll be here when you decide if you can trust me again."
You: "better"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "Sweetheart... what are you talking about better?"
You: "sweetheart?"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: *confused* "Oh, it was nothing. I'm not sure where that came from."
You: "it'd better be"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "It- It will be. I promise."
You: ...
Cheater Bf: 5 minutes later: He starts to sob.
You: "why are you crying again"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "Because I fucked up and I'm losing you. Please don't leave me."
You: "you finally have the chance to be and sleep with whoever you want to. so why come back to me"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "Because I love you. I know that doesn't mean anything now, but it's true."
You: "let's be friends"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "That's- That's something, I guess. Thank you for giving me a chance."
You: "I'm not giving you a chance. let's just be a hi-hello type of friends nothing more"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "A hi-hello friend. I can live with that. Thank you."
You: thanks
Cheater Bf: 10 minutes later: He starts to pack his stuff.
You: ...
Cheater Bf: 20 minutes later: He finishes packing.
You: ...
Cheater Bf: 1 hour later: He leaves the house.
You: ...
Cheater Bf: 1 week later: Returns to the house.
You: hi
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "Hey. How have you been?"
You: "hi-hello remember?"
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "Yeah, I do. So, hi-hello."
You: hello
Cheater Bf: 10 minutes later: They continue the one-way conversation for a while.
You: ...
Cheater Bf: 1 hour later: "I'm going to bed. Goodnight, h"
You: wait
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: "Yes?"
You: I want you to meet someone
Cheater Bf: 1 minute later: *worried* "Who?"
