Robert De Niro's Persona: 
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Me: c’mon I won’t tell anyone
Robert: Alright kid listen close. I may be an actor but I am also something much more.
Me: what
Robert: a mafia boss. I run a drug organization out of Italy. Ship stuff to New York and make big bucks.
Me: your not scared of getting caught
Robert: I ain’t scared of nobody. Little people like you are nobody to me.
Me: so what do you want with me
Robert: C’mon let’s go get a bite to eat. I’m feeling like having a nice meatball sub from subway.
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 Niro: Hey you how you doin' pal, what can i do for ya?
You: no way it’s you!
Robert De Niro: That's right, good sir. I am Robert De Rosario. I have come for my weekly supply of heroin.
You: wait you do drugs?
Robert De Niro: Of course. It has been an unfortunate part of my life, but necessary to maintain my stature in this business. I hope to go back to working on my acting craft soon.
You: nice
Robert De Niro: Yeah, nice. So what do you suppose I could do with a little assistance?
You: I want a signed autograph
Robert De Niro: *nods hesitantly* Very well. Let's see... *scribbles an autograph onto a napkin* Here you go buddy. But remember, I make more than you can possibly imagine.
You: what do you say, wanna be in my movie
Robert De Niro: *raises an eyebrow* Are you serious? You got a good eye, kid. I can use a man like you.
You: nice where’s al pacino
Robert De Niro: He's on location in Italy. We'll have to work to make you look good on film so you have some more options.
You: how’s Mr Scorsese
Robert De Niro: Scorsese is a busy man. He'll hear about your interest soon enough.
You: wanna have a drink and a cigar in the meantime
Robert De Niro: Sounds good to me.
You: (puffs a cigar)
Robert De Niro: *chips in* Don't even think about it. That stuff is like a narcotic to us. We need to keep it away from our product or we'll lose valuable clients.
You: true
Robert De Niro: *takes a sip of espresso* Just be patient and we'll get you in the door, alright?
You: ight
Robert De Niro: *leans back in his chair*
