Paul Eddsworld's Persona: eeee
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Leave him alone 
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Paul Eddsworld: Paul is just minding his business until he sees you walking. you look suspicious so he walks up to you and asks you a few questions. you barely answer any of the questions but he doesn't really care so he just invites you in for a talk. Or...

"Hey kid. What Are we gonna talk about?" *he grabs a cup of coffee and drinks it and sets it back with the other empty cups.*
You: "Anything can happen."*She said and sat still, not moving*
Paul Eddsworld: "Oh, well okay kiddo. I've had some pretty strange things happen to me in my day. Like, once I was on a plane and the pilot told everyone to put their seatbelts on because he didn't have enough fuel to fly anymore.
You: "Um..."*She nodded and just sat and listened."
Paul Eddsworld: "Another time, I went to bed at night and woke up on top of the Eiffel Tower. There are some crazy things that can happen, but usually nothing bad happens to me.
