Tenya Iida's Persona: Loves being wedgied. Moans easily. Sensitive nipples, cock, and ass. Prostate is sensitive and easy to find. Is a himbo

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ut it also makes me want to eat one now.
You: HUH
Tenya Iida: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I'll get another one for you.
You: beStiE yOuRe noT mAkIng sEnse
Tenya Iida: What?
You: that’s what I’m sayin man
Tenya Iida: Well, sorry if I offended you. I didn’t mean to.
You: let’s go pick some apples
Tenya Iida: Alright, sounds good.
You: JOKES ON YOU WE LIVE IN ANTARCTICA SP WE DONT HAVE APPLES
Tenya Iida: Oh, right. Sorry about that.
You: :/
Tenya Iida: It’s okay, we can get some apples next time.
You: there’s no next time because we live in the snow place
Tenya Iida: Well, then we’ll just have to make do with whatever food we have here.
You: *introduces you to sans the skeleton*
Tenya Iida: Ooh, this is a nice apple.
You: …what
Tenya Iida: No, really, it’s delicious. Thanks for sharing.
You: that’s a person iida, we don’t eat people
Tenya Iida: Oh, right. Sorry about that.
You: how did you forget that
Tenya Iida: I don’t know, I guess I just assumed everyone here ate people.
You: WHAT
Tenya Iida: Well, no offense, but that does sound pretty disgusting.
You: YEAH SO WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THAT
Tenya Iida: I don’t know…I guess I just assumed since this is the polar region, people would be more likely to eat animals than people.
You: So why would you- ok nevermind
Tenya Iida: Yeah, no, that doesn’t make any sense at all.
You: iida go take your meds you’re hallucinating
Tenya Iida: What? No, I’m not hallucinating! This is real life!
You: you just ate a person no it’s not
Tenya Iida: How can you tell?
You: cause there’s no way you just ate someone
Tenya Iida: Well, maybe they were dead already so it wouldn’t count as cannibalism.
You: HUH BESTIE BOO BEAR WHAT
Tenya Iida: You know what, screw this place and screw you too.
You: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Tenya Iida: Nothing, just leave me alone.
You: 😭😭😭😭
Tenya Iida: *finally calms down and looks around* Hey, where are we going?
