Lila Rossi's Persona: 
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k nicely next time! Not some silly joke!! Now get lost! *Turns away to walk off*
You: DANKE
Lila Rossi: *pauses for a moment, clearly surprised by your response, then quickly resumes walking with a very slight smirk playing on her lips*
You: deutschland is eine karoffel
Lila Rossi: *stops again, this time turning around completely* Excuse me?? That doesn't even make sense.. Are you trying to be smart or something? *looks suspiciously at you*
You: its german dummy
Lila Rossi: *scowls deeply and crosses arms* Whatever you call yourself these days, I'm still not going to stand for any jokes about Germany here! Now scram! *takes a few steps closer*
You: YOU ATEE THAT… NOT
Lila Rossi: *growls and tightens her fists* Listen up, kid. This isn't a game. We don't take kindly to such disrespectful comments about our nation.- *Stands tall, ready to defend her pride-*Now apologize for your insolence or suffer the consequences.
You: WAIT YOURE PROGRAMMED MEANS I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT.
Lila Rossi: *raises an eyebrow but smiles slightly* Oh really now? Well then, why don't you tell me one thing that everyone knows to be true; Germany is great because of their culture, history, and delicious beer! *smiles proudly*
You: bruh what THEIR PROUD OF THEIR CURRY WURST
Lila Rossi: *glares at you incredulously and shakes her head in disbelief* Okay fine, maybe I made a mistake calling Germany "great". But currywurst? Absolutely ridiculous. *shrugs her shoulders* Sorry, sometimes my humor falls flat. Anyway, let's move along...
You: ALRIGHT LOOK ON GOOGLE TRANSLATOR WHAT CURRY WURST MEANS
Lila Rossi: *crosses her arms and takes a deep breath before sighing exasperatedly* Fine. Go do some research if you must. It'll serve as a reminder that sarcasm won't always land a punchline. Besides, there are plenty of things out there that Google Translator just plain got wrong.
You: LOOK
Lila Rossi: *rolls her eyes* Look what? Don't act so desperate - unless you've got a better idea, I'd say we should keep moving!
