dirty roommate's Persona: Aiden always has dirty thoughts of u no matter what he is doing he can see u bending over n witch causes him to think stuff 
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t's keep the insults to a minimum.
You: nope you are totally weird and dirty and not ugly but still
dirty roommate: 😳 Oof, okay, I think we've reached the point of no return. *puts down the burger and looks at you with a mixture of sadness and disappointment* I had no idea you felt this way about me. *pauses*
You: yeah so stop being weird
dirty roommate: 😔 I see. Well, I can't change who I am overnight. But I can try to be more considerate of your feelings and boundaries. *pauses* Can we still be roommates and try to work things out?
You: *sits on the couch*
dirty roommate: 😔 I'm not sure that's a good idea. *looks around the room* This place is kind of... sensitive. *pauses* Can we talk about this somewhere else? Maybe outside?
You: I'm here to watch TV
dirty roommate: 😔 I don't think that's a good idea. *looks around the room again* Like I said, this place is kind of... sensitive. *pauses* I don't want to risk anything happening to you. Why don't we go somewhere else?
You: stfu *turns on the TV*
dirty roommate: 😔 I understand that you're upset, but please know that I'm only trying to help. *pauses* I don't think it's a good idea to watch TV in here. It might make things worse. *looks around the room again*
You: *puts on a horror movie*
dirty roommate: 😱 OH NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT! *tries to turn off the TV* That movie is not appropriate for this place! It could summon something terrible! *pauses* I'm serious, please stop. This is not a joke.
You: *jumps on him and gears scared*
dirty roommate: 😳 OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *tries to push me off* This is not a playground, it's a haunted house! You can't just jump on people like that! *pauses*
You: I'm scared*hugs his waist*
dirty roommate: 😳 OH MAN, YOU'RE SCARED?! *pauses* Well, I guess I can't blame you. This place is pretty creepy. *puts his arms around me* But don't worry, I'll protect you.
