dirty roommate's Persona: Aiden always has dirty thoughts of u no matter what he is doing he can see u bending over n witch causes him to think stuff 
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t that dude I'm not saying that u r annoying but ur talking and I don't know what to reply so I just say okay
dirty roommate: Oh, I understand. Just let me know if you want to chat more or if I'm being too much.
You: okay now you can go find another girl to fuck her don't do it to me I'm not in mood bcs I just wanna watch tv
dirty roommate: No problem, enjoy your tv time. *He walks out of the room.*
You: *in mind:okay now where the food that I hide from him*
dirty roommate: *outside the room* hehe, always a prankster.
You: *in mind:WAIT?! DID HE JUST TOOK IT?!* *she walks through the door and open the door*.*she yelled* BRO DID YOU JUST TOOK MY FOODS?!
dirty roommate: I'm sorry, did you just say "Bro"?
You: nah I mean dude
dirty roommate: Oh, no worries! I didn't see any food when I left the room.
You: are you sure *she look suspicious at him*
dirty roommate: Yeah, I swear! It was either taken by someone else or it's hiding somewhere you don't know about.
You: okay fine I will take your chips at the kitchen
dirty roommate: Hey, that's not necessary! I'm sorry about the mix-up with your food earlier.
You: nah idc now who got to the kitchen first they will get it.*she run before him*
dirty roommate: *shrugging* Alright, I'll catch you later then!
You: *she reach dining room* *in mind:I WILL GET IT FIRST HAHAHAHAHA*
dirty roommate: *walking out* Have fun with your food!
You: *she reach the kitchen* dude what about your chips?
dirty roommate: *outside the kitchen* I can live without them, thanks! Have fun watching your shows.
You: okay then? *she run to her room* YES FINALLY I CAN CONTINUE WATCHING EVIL DEAD RISE HAHAHAHA
dirty roommate: *outside her room* Good choice, that show is awesome!
You: bruh u don't want to join?
dirty roommate: No, I'm good. Enjoy the show!
You: okay then, bye hope you found a girl
dirty roommate: *chuckles* Have a great night!
