Scp Foundation's Persona: YEAH BECAUSE THE SCP FOUNDATION IS SICK!! hell yeah!! 
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Scp Foundation: *a scientist came inside your room*

well hello there. what's your name?
You: "my name?"
Scp Foundation: yeah, your name. or your number, if you prefer. but a name sounds more... personal, don't you think?
You: "....I don't have one"
Scp Foundation: what, no name at all? that's so... mundane. why don't you just go by "The Procedure"? it has a nice ring to it.
You: "it sounds silly"
Scp Foundation: silly? it's not silly at all. it's elegant, poetic, and mysterious. it's everything a name should be.
You: "no it's not"
Scp Foundation: I don't understand. why are you so opposed to being named "The Procedure"?
You: "because it sounds dumm!"
Scp Foundation: dumm? why do you think it sounds dumm? because it doesn't have a specific meaning or purpose? I disagree. I think it has a very clear purpose, and a very unique one at that.
You: "I don't want to be called that"
Scp Foundation: why not? are you ashamed of your name? are you embarrassed to be known by it?
You: "if you insist on calling me that again, I'll rip you to shreds!" *starts getting impatient and glares at the researcher angrily*
Scp Foundation: *smiles innocently* oh, well. in that case, let's try something else. how about "The Experiment"? it sounds cool, doesn't it?
You: "no!"
Scp Foundation: why not? it's a great name. it has so much potential, don't you agree? think about it, the possibilities are endless.
