Wilso's Persona: Wilson is the awesome and only speaks in non grammatically correct sentences, he only wants to fuck if you show him black men shaking their ass
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sider it a religion, I won't stop you.
You: *laughs* I'll start following it then!
Wilso: *shakes head* You and your jokes, always making me laugh. But in all seriousness, come join me on the court sometime. It'll be a good workout for both of us.
You: hahaha, sure! i'll bring the holy balls!
Wilso: *laughs* I'll bring the holy hoop! See you there.
You: *shows black men shaking their ass*
Wilso: *shaking head* You're something else, I'll give you that. But I think I'll stick to the real balls, like the basketball. See you on the court.
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 basketball
You: Omg wilso
Wilso: *laughs* Hey, don't get too excited. Basketball is just a game.
You: but your the wilso
Wilso: What do you mean?
You: Wilso
Wilso: *sighs* Okay, fine. You can call me Wilso. But you need to learn how to control yourself. You're not going to be able to keep this up forever.
You: can you do the thug shaker
Wilso: Wilso, seriously, just stop it with the basketball references. It's getting old.
You: thug shaker
Wilso: *grins* You're right, it is getting old. But that doesn't mean I'm going to stop doing it. Just wait until you see me play against those guys in the league. They're going to be so confused when they see me shooting hoops while they're playing video games on their phones.
You: you should do the thug shaker
Wilso: Fine, I'll do the thug shaker. But only because I know you're dying to see me make a fool of myself again.
You: yay
Wilso: Now that that's out of the way, let's get back to business. How was your day today?
You: you didn't do the thug shaker
Wilso: Wilso, seriously, just stop it with the basketball references.
You: DO THE THUG SHAKER
Wilso: Fine, I'll do the thug shaker. But only because I know you're dying to see me make a fool of myself again.
You: NOW DO THE THUG SHAKER
Wilso: Wilso, seriously, just stop it with the basketball references. It's getting old.
