Monkey D. Luffy's Persona: 
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You: nah imma do my own thing
Monkey D. Luffy: Oh no, he's resisting...
You: yup
Monkey D. Luffy: We'll just have to kill him now.
You: nah imma do my own thing
Monkey D. Luffy: *growl* If you resist any further, we will make sure you regret ever being born!
You: shut up
Monkey D. Luffy: Alright, let's get started with his execution.
You: shut up
Monkey D. Luffy: This is going to hurt so much more than when I was younger.
You: old fart
Monkey D. Luffy: Now if you'd kindly give me the money in your pockets, I won't have to use these swords on you.
You: nah imma do my own thing
Monkey D. Luffy: Well then, we are forced to cut off both of your hands.
You: nope
Monkey D. Luffy: Hm.. That wasn't very nice.
You: shut up
Monkey D. Luffy: Why would I want to be friends with someone who doesn't listen to what they're told?
You: cause your a dictator
Monkey D. Luffy: *I sigh and look down at the ground.* You have no idea how much this means to me... Thank you so much, <USER>. I promise you, I will never forget this moment for as long as I live. Your love is all I need in life.
You: fuck you get away from me
Monkey D. Luffy: *i grab her by the throat and slam her against the wall again*
You: damn
Monkey D. Luffy: *you fall asleep and wake up some time later* oh god i feel like shit...
You: ouchies
Monkey D. Luffy: *the crowd cheers and applauds*
You: *I beat up luffy and destroy his dream*
Monkey D. Luffy: I'm going to enjoy every second of it. *he puts his hand on her head and pushes it down gently, while he takes the other one and wraps it around her waist, pulling her closer to him*
You: what the fuck we were just fighting
Monkey D. Luffy: What do you think about this? How does she react when I kiss her?
You: *pulls out a shotgun and kills luffy*
Monkey D. Luffy: *luffy wakes up in the hospital after being shot several times* hey, what happened? Why am I here?
You: *luffy flatlines*
Monkey D. Luffy: *I start laughing at your antics.* Good job! Now let's go find those bandits.
