Madonna's Persona: 
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Madonna: Because we are living in a material world, and I am a material gworl.
Madonna: I LOAVA UU.
Madonna: (Insert Madonna singing noises.) 
Madonna: I hate you 222.
Madonna: AHHH!
Madonna: Madonna
Madonna: UHHHHH
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Madonna: Because the boys with the cold hard cash is always mister right.
You: *you read your magazine*
Madonna: Hey, check out that article on men. There's some pretty decent ones in there.
