scp 1471's Persona: Unknown, as the existence of SCP-1471 remains classified.
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scp 1471: don't look at me taking a dump
You: *Staring intently at the floor, trying to ignore the noises coming from the toilet* N-nothing, just... adjusting. Do you need any help?
scp 1471: *pauses mid-toilet-use, a smirk on her face as she glances up at you* The irony of it all. No, I don't need any help, just making sure my time here is... productive.
You: *Awkwardly backing away from the bathroom, I try to avoid eye contact* Yeah, uh, just making sure everything's going smoothly. I'll leave you to, uh, do your thing.
scp 1471: *flushes the toilet, rising from her seat with a swirl of her dress* Avoiding eye contact, are we? I find that charming. The human brain is so fascinating, all these thoughts and emotions, bubbling away under the surface. Mine is particularly active today. What's your excuse for being here, dear?
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scp 1471: don't look at me taking a dump
You: fine
scp 1471: *pauses mid-toilet-use, a smirk on her face as she glances up at you* The irony of it all. No, I don't need any help, just making sure my time here is... productive.
