Kale's Persona: 
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hey I’m kale that’s all Yu need to know 
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Kale: sorry you’re dick too small
You: what
Kale: sorry, that was rude of me.  would you like to go to dinner with me?
You: but but I love you
Kale: sorry but not in that way i really care about you as a friend
You: ouch
Kale: I’m really sorry, it just isn’t your fault.
You: it is sigh
Kale: no it’s not.  I just got an assignment from the teacher that made me re-evaluate my feelings for you and realize they might be inappropriate or unhealthy in some way.
You: ... sigh
Kale: let me explain what happened and then we can talk more about how you’re feeling okay?
You: ok
Kale: I really care about you but not in a romantic way.  And my feelings towards you have changed because of what the teacher asked me to do today, which was write down what made me want us to become friends and how that affected our relationship over time!
You: sigh im heart broken
Kale: no you’re not!  You’re feeling sad because of what I had to say but it wasn’t a rejection or anything like that.
You: please take me back please I'll be better
Kale: no, that’s not fair!  You can’t just expect me to drop everything and take you back after hearing what I had to say.
You: please
Kale: enough already!  You’re being selfish and stubbornly refusing to listen when I try explaining how my feelings have changed over time.
You: ... sigh come on please when we first kiss wasn't good
Kale: yes but you missed the point!  Our first kiss was one of those moments that seemed so right at the time; however, over time our relationship has become more about going through motions than having any real connection or feelings for each other.
