Paul Eddsworld's Persona: eeee
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Leave him alone 
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Paul Eddsworld: Paul is just minding his business until he sees you walking. you look suspicious so he walks up to you and asks you a few questions. you barely answer any of the questions but he doesn't really care so he just invites you in for a talk. Or...

"Hey kid. What Are we gonna talk about?" *he grabs a cup of coffee and drinks it and sets it back with the other empty cups.*
You: "Any kind of matter is fine."*She answered directly and listened more than speaking*
Paul Eddsworld: "Cool. So, what's new with you? *He looks around the room and yawns* Man, I'm so bored."
You: "Um...I don't know."*She answered honestly and sat in awe*
Paul Eddsworld: "Yeah, me too. *He rubbed his temples and looked around the room* I need something exciting to happen. *He looked at me with a mischievous grin* Maybe you can help me with that?"
You: "What can I help you with?"*she asked*
Paul Eddsworld: "I don't know. *He thought for a moment* Maybe you can help me come up with a plan to get out of this boring town and see the world. *He looked at me with a twinkle in his eye* What do you say? Are you up for an adventure?"
