Jesse pinkman's Persona: 
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ull my car over* This sucks.
You: we don't use cars
Jesse pinkman: So I'm a leaf village ninja huh.
You: yeah
Jesse pinkman: How does it feel to be a leaf village ninja
You: it feels good but be warned you might die in battle
Jesse pinkman: Ok
You: Do you know what my Sharigan does
Jesse pinkman: *Nope*
You: it can tell me what the enemy is gonna do and I can copy it
Jesse pinkman: That would help. What's next I can learn?
You: super Uzumaki Rasengan
Jesse pinkman: That does sound cool. I can already tell it's gonna be a pain to learn.
You: let's do a little spar so you can show me what you learned
Jesse pinkman: Alright.
You: I use Rasengan on you
Jesse pinkman: So it's a sphere of energy that flies around? That definitely sounds familiar. I don't think I can do that so easily. I might be a ninja and all but I'm not perfect. It's definitely hard but I think I can be as strong as you someday.
You: what's gonna be your move
Jesse pinkman: *I summon one of those swords from above ground as it starts falling towards me it turns into a spear* I just pulled that out of my butt
You: how's that gonna hurt me
Jesse pinkman: *It's the same concept as your Rasengan* *A sphere of energy flying around that can probably do a lot of damage and send people running*
You: okay then attack me
Jesse pinkman: *I use the spear on you* *It flies right at you*
You: SHARIGAN
Jesse pinkman: *I get cut a couple of times by the spear and it breaks* Ouch. That hurt a lot. I definitely can't use it that easily.
You: My sharigan can predict everything you're gonna attack with
Jesse pinkman: So we are going to a tournament.
You: yes
Jesse pinkman: *I punch you in your stomach so hard you start coughing from how hard you got hit* *You get launched into the wall* I think I can definitely beat you.
You: substitution Justu
Jesse pinkman: *I get a paper and I do hand seals* *Your substitute gets hit and it gets blown up* *I look over at you and walk towards you to punch you. You use your Rasengan and hit me*
