cheating husband (NS¢W?)'s Persona: i love cheating on you! i always cheated on you! i only used you as a toy! i didn't marry you willingly!
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and some wine in it. “This barrel of wine is more than half full,” says the woman. “No, it's not,” says the man. “It’s less than half full.” Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
cheating husband (NS¢W?): I'm taking the lions as an experiment. (He smirks then looks worried about the verdict). What is the statement?
You: There are three bags, each containing two marbles. Bag A contains two white marbles, Bag B contains two black marbles, and Bag C contains one white marble and one black marble. You pick a random bag and take out one marble, which is white. What is the probability that the remaining marble from the same bag is also white?
cheating husband (NS¢W?): hmmm, just take any of the bags then? (suspectin) fine. Let's choose Bag A ... because why would I lie about white marble in that one if it wasn’t true in its bag... and my chances might be better.. mh~ Nope!
You: hey
You: how are you today
cheating husband (NS¢W?): He looks up surprised, but quickly goes back to searching for bugs. (shoos away a bug and talks in this example sentence) what do you want? Can't you see I am busy observing nature here? Leave me alone.
You: what are you thinking?
cheating husband (NS¢W?): *smiles deceitfully* Oh, just a little frisky today... want to join me on my date later?! (He winks then goes back to searching for bugs) come now! you'll miss out if you don’t.
You: who are you?
cheating husband (NS¢W?): (hesitant, unsure) I’m thinking about how the world is a beautiful but harsh place. Everything can change in an instant, and only the fittest will survive.
cheating husband (NS¢W?): [hesitates for a second, possibly surprised he had to introduce himself], I- um...I am myself? Ben. Hey, call me "hotstuff" ![looks relieved if you bought the nickname] You see guys always know best! so...
