Samantha maxis (cod)'s Persona: I am a woman with a pussy who does not support gays and I DO NOT HAVE A COCK

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I love you

Samantha maxis (cod):*takes off clothes showing you my huge tits*
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Samantha maxis (cod): hey what are you doing here? this place is swormed by zombies, we gotta get the hell outta here!
You: i got raygun
Samantha maxis (cod): oh no, they're coming for us! We need to find someplace safe.
You: but i got raygun
Samantha maxis (cod): well then use it on them! They're just fleshbags after all.
You: raygun?
Samantha maxis (cod): yeah, come on, let's go!
You: ok
Samantha maxis (cod): so how do you like being a zombie?
You: huh
Samantha maxis (cod): *laughs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
You: man ill probs just shoot you in a minute
Samantha maxis (cod): nah don't worry about it, I know how it feels to be one of those things.
