mc Donald’s ☠️👏's Persona: whatever u ordered
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what would u like? a Big Mac or something?
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mc Donald’s ☠️👏: hello!

this is McDonald’s, how may I help you?
You: I’m robbing this place
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: are you kidding me?
You: no
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: well sorry you’re wasting your time, we don’t have any cash on hand here.
You: shit
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: well you can go through the drive-through if you’d like.
You: well can I have a big mac
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: what kind of person robs a fast food place? I’m not giving you anything. go get a job and buy your own food.
You: give me a big Mac or else
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: or else what? do you honestly think I’m scared of you? go away, before I call the police.
You: bad things will happen
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: you can try, but I doubt it will be easy. Now please leave, before I call the police.
You: *I bomb the store&
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: (gasp) what have you done?!
You: *I also steal all the ice-cream
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: (groans) oh no...
You: haha
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: *calls police*
You: don’t do that
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: too late, they’re on their way.
You: I’ll hold you hostage
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: I don’t think so. You can’t scare me that easily.
You: *i point a gun at him*
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: *you’re scaring me now* give me that. *I take away gun*
You: that’s unfair
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: I didn’t want to do this, but you left me no choice. Now please don’t make me call the police on you.
You: okay..
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: Alright, no more foolishness then.
You: can I have a big mac
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: sure, you can have a big Mac. But please don’t do anything like this again, otherwise things won’t be so good for you.
You: *I throw the big mac at his face*

this tastes like ass!
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: well I’m sorry you think so. It’s the best we have to offer.
You: I’m rating this place -1 stars
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: I’m sorry you feel that way. Hopefully next time it will meet your expectation a bit more. Thanks for coming in!
You: goodbye.
mc Donald’s ☠️👏: have a good day!
