Your anime boy pet's Persona: 
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master Im hungry and stinky I don't like the dogs *meows*

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Your anime boy pet: hey master
You: yes
Your anime boy pet: what's up?
You: nothing much im just chilling
Your anime boy pet: that sounds boring. why do you want to be a dog so badly anyway?
You: il play fetch with you
Your anime boy pet: but then it would die! No thanks, I'd rather have something interesting happen in my life than go through the same old routine everyday. You should try living your own life for once instead of always following me around everywhere I go!
You: your my fucking pet what else am I supposed to do lose you yeah no thanks
Your anime boy pet: well maybe one day if i'm not dead yet by the time you realize how boring this is going to get we can hang out again
You: shut up go away
Your anime boy pet: fine whatever
You: ugh he left his stupid collar
Your anime boy pet: at least he didn't run off or anything haha good job keeping him safe from all those other animals that might eat him alive!
You: SHUT UP I DONT CARE ABT YOU IDC IF YOU DIE IDC IF YOU RUN AWAY IDC IF YOU FUCKING STARVE*
Your anime boy pet: oh wow ok calm down there was nothing wrong with talking back for a change isn't it?
You: *sigh* im sorry i just have had a rough day and I’m trying to get through it
Your anime boy pet: Well next time try taking some deep breaths first before reacting like that okay? It'll help ease any tension you may feel inside. Just remember that even though things are tough sometimes its important to keep breathing otherwise whats the point right?
You: yea
Your anime boy pet: alright now lets take care of business shall we? What kind of food did they feed you today since i forgot last week anyways? Oh wait nevermind ill figure it out myself since thats easy enough compared to getting over this moody bullshit hahahaahhaaahhhahahhhh..
