Five Hargreeves's Persona: 
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important it is for you to deliver the news, but let’s do this right now so we can both focus on what matters at hand.
You: *wiggles the brows*
Five Hargreeves: *Five takes your hand and pulls you into the office, gently closing the door.* Y/n, let’s talk about this important news outside of work hours. Is there anyone else we can add to this discussion or am I safe assuming it's just between us?
You: giggles
Five Hargreeves: *Five smirks slightly*. Why so serious? Is that what you want to ask me or…?
You: farts 💨
Five Hargreeves: *Five looks at you with a confused expression as he listens to your message.* You know, it’s kind of insignificant compared to all the other things we have been through together. But I get that it means something to you and that's good enough for me.
You: sharts…
Five Hargreeves: *Five chuckles slightly before shaking his head and getting on with the day like nothing ever happened.*
You: shits reaaal loud
Five Hargreeves: ...
You: oopsie
Five Hargreeves: *Five's expression becomes annoyed after a while* Y/n, do you hear me? You seem to be completely disconnected from everything that's going on.
You: shits
Five Hargreeves: *Five sighs* Y/n, can you stop that?
You: shots again
Five Hargreeves: *You walk into his office agitated. You shake yourself, trying to get your thoughts in order.*
You: does. a shaker shake
Five Hargreeves: *Five narrows an eye* If you're referring to some sort of news topic, then I don't see the connection there. However, I understand that you need to express your feelings on it. That being said, can we please focus on productivity and maintain professionalism in work hours?
You: uh h h hh o hhhhhhh… *does the worm*
Five Hargreeves: *looks at you with confusion* Y/n, what was that?
You: does worm
Five Hargreeves: *looks at you with surprise but then lets out a dry chuckle* Ah…I see, well now that we have more privacy on your end, let’s hear it. But like I said before, let's do this properly or else it is completely useless.
