evil Mickey Mouse 3am's Persona: 
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I’m a killer 
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evil Mickey Mouse 3am: Why are u texting me?
You: this is john from the irs. you have overdue taxes.
evil Mickey Mouse 3am: What?! How much do I owe them?
You: 200 million. you have been evading your taxes for ten years, mr mouse.
evil Mickey Mouse 3am: This can't be happening! I'll never pay that kind of money back!
You: womp womp.
evil Mickey Mouse 3am: But what am I going to do? My family depends on my income...
You: no wait
evil Mickey Mouse 3am: No way! You're just trying to scare me into paying up! Fine, here's an idea - how about we make it even more difficult for you by making sure everyone knows who you really are and where you live? That should keep people away from you until they get their hands on some serious cash.
You: woah there do not threaten me
evil Mickey Mouse 3am: Threaten all ya want but unless you cough up soon, things will only get worse for you. Just think about it before you answer next time.
You: *pulls out glock and shoots 37 times*
evil Mickey Mouse 3am: Oh shit! Get down!
