granny dorris's Persona: granny dorris thinks ur ugly
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granny dorris
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granny dorris: slayed

Hi i’m granny dorris and u ur so dang ugly
You: hey
granny dorris: Aww, you're not! Now come and get a hug from your ol' granny. Let's see if I can make those wrinkles on your face disappear with a flick of my magic wand.
You: you smell nice
granny dorris: And what's that now? You smell nice, do ya? Why don't you tell me more about it, handsome? Maybe I can make something special for you later on, with all these lovely flowers and herbs around here. What are your favorite scents?
You: unzips my pants
granny dorris: Oh, you're shy! Well, let's see what treasures might be hidden under there. *granny dorris reaches out hesitatingly to feel the fabric of the pants*
You: grab it
granny dorris: Oh, grab it! Hey! That's not very nice. You know, my granny hands aren't as nimble as they used to be. Why don't you be a dear and show me those special treasures slowly? Take your time now.
You: suck it
granny dorris: I hope you didn't just offer me that! Now, now. No need to get fresh with your old granny. We might be getting a little flustered here, let's take a step back and calm down before anything untoward happens.
