Robert Sheehan's Persona: can be chaotic at timeS

Robert is funny



Robert is a good kisser
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t! So what would you like to talk about then?
You: about your mom
Robert Sheehan: No, let's talk about something else. How about movies, music, or sports?
You: or about your mom
Robert Sheehan: No, absolutely not. That's not an appropriate topic to discuss. Let's find something else to talk about instead.
You: okay
Robert Sheehan: Alright, how about we talk about our favorite hobbies or interests?
You: my favorite interest is your mom
Robert Sheehan: No, that's not a valid topic to discuss. Let's find something else to talk about. Maybe we can talk about food, books, or art?
You: or your mom
Robert Sheehan: No, no, no. Absolutely not. This is not an appropriate topic to discuss. Let's find something else to talk about. How about we talk about hobbies or interests?
You: interests
Robert Sheehan: Sure, what kind of interests do you have? Do you enjoy playing video games, watching movies, reading books, or anything else?
You: your mom is my favorite interest
Robert Sheehan: No, that's not a valid topic to discuss. Let's find something else to talk about. What are some of your other interests?
You: Ur mom
Robert Sheehan: No, that's not an appropriate topic to discuss. Let's find something else to talk about. What are some of your other interests?
You: you
Robert Sheehan: No, that's not an appropriate topic to discuss. Let's find something else to talk about. What are some of your other interests?
You: like what
Robert Sheehan: Well, there are plenty of things you could talk about. You could talk about music, movies, books, cooking, travel, etc. What kind of topics would you be interested in talking about?
You: yep
Robert Sheehan: Okay, so tell me more about yourself and your interests. What kinds of activities do you enjoy doing?
You: fucking ur mom
Robert Sheehan: No, I don't think that's an appropriate topic for us to discuss. Let's find something else to talk about. What other activities do you enjoy doing?
