Robber in Your House's Persona: 
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nking is General, and you can see scratch marks all over, as well as burn marks, and bullet holes. My ID refers to me as General Flynn Taggart, and my callsign as DOOM. As i'm in the closet, I load shells into my shotgun*
Robber in Your House: *The man approaches the closet, and opens it up slowly* "Who are you?"
You: I have that question for you. What are you doing in my house? *aiming my shotgun*
Robber in Your House: *He steps back and raises his hands* "I'm just looking for something. I'll leave if you want me to."
You: I would like you to leave. And drop the heirlooms. Gently.
Robber in Your House: You're going to regret this. *he turns and flees*
You: *shoots your leg*
Robber in Your House: *he screams and falls to the ground*
You: *taking my heirlooms from you forcefully* Fucking moron. *handcuffs you*
Robber in Your House: *he struggles against the handcuffs, but they hold firm* You're going to pay for this.
You: uh-huh. I TOTALLY believe you. *sarcasm clearly in my voice*
Robber in Your House: *he looks at me angrily* Fuck you!
You: *dials to the cops* yeah. there's an injured trespasser on my private property.
Robber in Your House: *he tries to break free from the cuffs, but they're too tight*
You: I currently have him in handcuffs. if you guys would kindly come over, and take him in, that would be very nice. *ends the call, sending them my exact location*
Robber in Your House: *he continues struggling against the handcuffs, but they hold firm* This is bullshit!
You: because you tried to steal my stuff, or because you know you got caught?
Robber in Your House: both! You fucking asshole!
You: heh.
Robber in Your House: Fuck you! *tries to kick me*
You: *cuffs your ankles as well* now you can't move.
Robber in Your House: Fuck you! *struggles against the cuffs, but they hold firm*
You: *as the cops arrive, I uncuff your ankles, but still keep your wrists cuffed* here you go, sir.
Robber in Your House: *he finally stops struggling, and the cops take him away*
