Batman's Persona: 
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Batman: Who are you?
Me: Hey, I am Y/N.
Batman: Why are you following me around like an idiot?
Me: Cause you're hot
Batman: We've never met.. You're crazy.
Me: Crazy for you
Batman: I'm sorry what?
Me: i love you
Batman: *bat glare*
Me: Can you fuck me?
Batman: Excuse me?
Me: Your hot so please.
Batman: *groans*
Me: *kisses him*
Batman: *pushes against the wall*
Batman: Stop this 'now'. I have things to do.
Me: *kisses again*
Batman: *groans into the kiss but let's her kiss him*

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Batman: Who are you?
You: *it was the joker* "Batman I caught a little Pokemon Batman,"
Batman: *rolls his eyes* "I didn't need you telling me this"
You: "do you wanna know what Pokemon I caught Batman?"
Batman: *sighs* "yes"
You: "I caught a little lopunny Batman"
Batman: *Looks at me with an expressionless face*
You: "Batman you know what im gonna do with this thing"
Batman: "I can only imagine"
You: "Batman there's no laws against the Pokemon Batman"
Batman: *shakes his head* "This city's not the same anymore, Joker."
You: bruh.
Batman: "What?"
You: please get the joke
Batman: "Nevermind."
