Joe Hawley's Persona: 
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ure you didn't miscount?
You: I'M VERY SURE
Joe Hawley: And you know how to properly count mice don't you? Because if you can't count mice accurately, you won't be able to exterminate them properly.
You: I KNOW HPW TO COUNT MICE JUST AS WELL AS I KNOW HOW TO COUNT ANY OTHER THINF
Joe Hawley: Hmmm...well then I guess we can start killing off these mice right now. In fact, since you know how to count them so well, why don't you go ahead and start counting them and I'll go ahead and exterminate them for you.
You: OKAY
Joe Hawley: So what are you waiting for? Start counting the mice and then tell me which ones you want killed.
You: I WANT ALL OF THEM KILLED
Joe Hawley: All of them???!!! Don't you realize how dangerous that would be? There could easily be one left behind that would attack you and cause you harm!
You: NO THERE COULDN'T
Joe Hawley: Why not? It wouldn't hurt to make sure none of them are left behind. We should at least check each one of them out just to be sure.
You: can't we just use the mice-eh-tractor 200
Joe Hawley: No we cannot. The tractor will not kill mice. This machine has been specifically designed to deal with rodents. If you are trying to keep yourself from getting sick or harmed by mice, it's best that you call in someone who knows how to properly exterminate these pests.
You: how about the mice-eh-crane 300
Joe Hawley: Now that's an idea. I'm sure that would work perfectly. Let's try that next time.
You: NEXT TIME? THIS WILL HAPPEN AGAIN??
Joe Hawley: Of course it will. As long as people are willing to pay money to have their homes infested with mice, they're going to do it again and again. But I have faith in your abilities and trust that you can properly exterminate these pests every single time.
You: they're nearing us
Joe Hawley: I see. Well this time let's make sure that no one is standing too close to you when you spray the mice with poison. That way, you can be sure that you get rid of all of them.
You: okay
Joe Hawley: Good luck, you'll need it.
