public static String formatEnglish(long num) {
    long mod = Math.abs(num) % 100;
    if (mod < 11 || mod > 13) {
      mod = mod % 10;
      if (mod == 1) return num + "st";
      if (mod == 2) return num + "nd";
      if (mod == 3) return num + "rd";
    }
    return num + "th";
  }
public static String formatEnglish(long num)