Bhala indaba emfushane yokuthi indoda okuthiwa uLarry Joe yamcela kanjani intombi yayo, eyaziwa ngokuthi uMongameli. Isicelo somshado kufanele senziwe ngendlela engavamile, phakathi kwabangane.
ULarry Joe wayesenze icebo; icebo lokuncenga intombi yakhe. Wayesaziwa njengoMongameli phakathi kwabangane bakhe ngenxa yokuba negama elifanayo elingajwayelekile nomongameli wangaphambili. UMongameli wayazi ukuthi uLarry Joe wayezocela umshado: babethengile izindandatho ndawonye futhi wayesevele ebekelele indawo. Ukuze enze isiphakamiso sakhe sibe isimanga, uLarry Joe kwakuzodingeka enze izinto ezingavamile. Uhlelo lwakhe lwaluwukuba nomcimbi nabangane babo, babhukude echibini elingemuva kwendlu yakhe. Ukuba nomcimbi ongahleliwe kanjalo kwasiza ekunciphiseni noma yikuphi ukusola uMongameli ayengase abe nakho, ngaphezu kwalokho uLarry Joe wayeke waphonsa imibuthano enjalo ngaphambili. Ukuze enze izinto zikhetheke, wathenga amabhodlela amaningi e-champagne nokudla ngemva kwesicelo. Futhi ukuze enze izinto zikhumbuleke, wayememeza ecela umshado wakhe ngenkathi endiza phezu kwechibi elenga ngentambo! Icebo lakhe lalisebenza. Usuku lomcimbi lwase lufikile futhi izivakashi zaqala ukufika. UMongameli wayegqoke i-bikini yakhe futhi wabhukuda waya echwebeni elintantayo. ULarry Joe wathatha umngane wakhe uSmoochy eceleni wamhlebela okuthile endlebeni. Wonke umuntu wayezijabulisa, ejabulela amanzi afudumele neziphuzo ezibandayo. Kodwa ngokungazelelwe kwazwakala ukuduma kwezulu okuphansi kuvela kude. ULarry Joe wanquma ukuthi kungcono enze isicelo sakhe manje. Wakhwela endaweni yesikhulumi ngentambo futhi wamemeza, "sekuyisikhathi sokukhuluma kukamongameli!" Lena kwakuyikhodi eyathumela uSmoochy egijima eya endlini eyolanda indandatho, eyayigcinwe edeskini lekhompyutha ngaphakathi. ULarry Joe wabe esegxuma esuka endaweni yesikhulumi futhi wagxumela ngaphandle phezu kwamanzi. Wamemeza, "Mongameli, uzongishada?" wabe esecwila emanzini. Kuleli qophelo, bonke ngaphandle kwabangane abambalwa abakhethiwe ababelazi ngesiphakamiso esasisondela babethukile, ikakhulukazi uMongameli. ULarry Joe wabe esebhukuda waya echwebeni lapho uMongameli ayelele khona elangeni, futhi wabuza, "Ingabe lokhu kuyenzeka ngempela?" ULarry Joe waphendula, "yebo!" Wabe esephuma emanzini njengoba uSmoochy ehla ngezitebhisi ephethe ibhokisi lesigqoko esandleni. ULarry Joe wathatha uMongameli ngesandla waya naye ezihlahleni futhi waguqa ngendlela yendabuko waphinde waphinda isicelo sakhe: "Mongameli, uzongishada na?", wabe esemnika ibhokisi lesigqoko. Kumelwe ukuba uyaqonda ukuthi leli bhokisi laleli rengane lalihlukile. Yayenziwe ngesandla nguLarry Joe ngokhuni, ngesimo se-rhombic dodecahedron. Eqinisweni, leli bhokisi empeleni laliyibhokisi eliyindida, futhi kwakudingeka ukuba umuntu asebenzise iminwe emithathu ukuze alivule. Futhi lezi zingxenye ezimbili zazilingana kahle kangangokuthi wawungeke ubone ngisho nomthungo. UMongameli wabheka phezu kwebhokisi elihle ezama ukuthola indlela yokulivula ngaphandle kwenhlanhla. Yamphindisela ibhokisi yathi, "Angazi ukuthi ngilivula kanjani!" ULarry Joe wabe eseyiphendulela, wathola umthungo, futhi ngokucophelela wavula izingxenye ezimbili. Wakhipha indandatho wayibeka emunweni kaMongameli. Ekugcineni, wathi "YEBO!" ekhala izinyembezi futhi wamanga. Khona-ke iqembu lathuthela endlini futhi kwaqala ukugeleza i-champagne. UMongameli wabiza abazali bakhe nabanye abangane ukuba beze futhi bahlanganyele kulo mkhosi. Wayegcwele injabulo, ebonisa wonke umuntu indandatho yakhe. ULarry Joe naye wayemomotheka kusukela endlebeni kuya endlebeni: uhlelo lwakhe oluhlanya, okuwukubonakaliswa okuphelele kobuntu bakhe, lwaluphumelele ngaphandle kwenkinga futhi manje wayesethembisene umshado nomngane wakhe omkhulu.