Chapter 8 - chapter 8

warning: yaoi and some insane bitches going crazy because of someone's ass

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The whole day and the following night everything was quiet and peaceful in the Uchiha house. No moaning, no creaking bed, no quarelling and shouting. They were sleeping, recovering from what they had experienced for the last few days.
Sasuke woke up tangled in Naruto's arms and legs. With great difficulty he managed to sneak out of the blond's tight embrace and got out of the bed, the blond shifted restlessly and turned to the other side.
It was almost noon, but it was unusually dark, and when Sasuke looked through the window, he noticed that  thick grey clouds were covering the sky and it was raining. He yawned and went to the kitchen to look for some food, still half asleep, dragging his feet and cursing his headacke, his poor head felt too heavy. All he could find in the fridge was ice-cream, but he was hungry, so he had to deal with it.
Soon he was sitting at the table, yawning all the time, absent-mindedly staring in a big bowl of ice-cream. He was too sleepy, his eyelids got heavier and heavier, and he fell asleep, collapsing on the table, his head fell in the bowl, and he buried his face in the ice-cream.
Meanwhile Itachi started  waking up too. He yawned and tried to sit, but there was something heavy on top of him, and it restrained his movements. Someone was clinging to him. He could hear quiet snoring very close to his ear. A warm body was pressed to his own, soft fluffy hair was tickling his face. He opened his eyes. It was blond hair.
'What? That idiot?'
Itachi tried to push him away, but Naruto's arms wrapped more tightly around him, Naruto muttered something incoherent and buried his face in his neck.
"Shit! Sasuke! Help!"
Sasuke woke up as he heard some yelling coming from the bedroom, then he felt something cold on his face. He lifted his head from the bowl of ice-cream and went to see why Itachi was making all that noise, so painful to his poor ears.
When he appeared at the door of the bedroom, Itachi yelled at him "Sasuke! I can't remove that thing! He is so clingy, as if he's glued to me or something! So damn annoying. Make him move away and..." He looked at the white melted ice-cream on Sasuke's face. "What? You two managed to fuck already? At least clean your face!"
"Nii-san, that's ice-cream."
"Oh... well, you obviously eat ice-cream in a very interesting manner, whatever. Now I want to know what the hell is that retarded Uzumaki idiot doing on top of me. He wants me to fuck him or something?"
Sasuke sighed. 
"Stupid nii-san. He just wants to cuddle. It's called affection. He likes you.  Having feelings is not a crime, you know.  At least hug him. Can't you be nice for once?"
Then Sasuke went back to the kitchen. He sat at the table and muttered "Nii-san is such an idiot sometimes." Then he yawned and looked at the bowl. "Great. Now how am I supposed to eat that?" He shrugged it off, yawned and fell asleep again, his head hung lower and  lower until his face was peacefully resting in the bowl of melted ice-cream.
Itachi shifted uncomfortably and tried to remove Naruto, but the blond was holding him tight. Itachi didn't want to be too rough and rude, and push him harder or kick him, so he just grabbed his shoulder and gently shook him.
"Uh, come on, Uzumaki, wake up. Rise and shine, you idiot, and get out of here."
But Naruto had no intention to go away. He was not afraid of Itachi as much as he was before, they were living together for a few days already, and somehow Naruto got used to him. He even kind of worshiped him, because Itachi was so gorgeous, strong, and similar to Sasuke, and Naruto had never been so close to someone so stunning and powerful before.  He had discovered that even though Itachi could be very scary, being with him could be very very pleasurable. And Naruto enjoyed it. He enjoyed watching Itachi, touching Itachi, being fucked into the mattress by Itachi, watching Itachi pounding Sasuke... Everything looked and felt so good.
When Sasuke had woken up and left the bed,  suddenly depriving Naruto of his warmth, the blond had felt so cold and lonely. And the most natural thing to do was to cuddle with whoever he could find in the bed. And that happened to be Itachi.  
Itachi shook  Naruto's shoulder again. Messy blond locks brushed his cheek, and his gaze met two sleepy blue eyes, staring back at him. A blissful smile appeared on Naruto's face and he moaned quietly " Mmmmm, Itachi-saaan..."
Then he pressed himself closer to Itachi, tangling his arms and legs around him more tightly, and nuzzled him again, his soft lips brushing the skin on Itachi's neck, his whole body slightly rubbing against him.
Itachi sighed and finally surrendered. It didn't feel so bad after all. Actually it felt... kind of sweet. He ruffled the blond strands, they felt so silky between his fingers, his other hand slid along Naruto's back, caressing the smooth skin. The boy arched and moaned sweetly, Itachi touched him more, at first he had thought he should just ignore him, but now he wanted to touch and he couldn't stop himself. The feeling of all that warm softness and fluffiness in his arms was so pleasurable and sweet, it was like hugging a plush toy. Itachi's fingers slid down Naruto's back and gently patted his butt, rubbing the cheeks and slipping between them.
"Oooh" Itachi couldn't hold a moan, he bucked his hips to grind himself against Naruto, who could feel something big getting harder and harder.
"Itachi-san?" Wide open curious blue eyes gave Itachi a questioning look.
"Uuuhhm... mmmh" Itachi grabbed Naruto's hand and placed it where he desperately needed to get some touching. 
"Oh..." Naruto smiled cutely and started stroking him.  He shily leaned his face closer to Itachi's and gave him a timid kiss. Then he giggled and gave him another not so timid kiss, his tongue slipped out and licked Itachi's lips. Itachi took it in his mouth and felt it writhing around his own tongue. The boy tasted sweet.
'He's like a little candy when he's cute like that' Itachi thought, 'But when he's an idiot he can be totally unbearable. What a damn contradiction.'
"Mmmmm"
That tongue was so sweet and naughty.
"Mmmm... Uzumaki... suck me..."
Another questioning look.
Bucking hips, moans and growls. "Come on, suck my dick."
Moist lips wrapped around him.
"Uh, not like that, take more of it in your mouth."
Naruto looked up. "Wike that, Witachi-san? Am I woing it the wight way?"
Itachi almost laughed. Naruto looking stupidly at him with a dick in his mouth, and trying to talk at the same time, it was so cutely ridiculous.
"No, you're not doing it the right way, you idiot, and don't speak with full mouth. Now take it deeper and move more. Up and down. And move your tongue on the tip. No, not like that. Do it in swirls. And faster."
Naruto did his best, then he stopped for a moment and took the dick out of his mouth.
"Was that fast enough?"
"No. And I want to feel how you suck it in, suck harder, damn it. And move your tongue more!"
Naruto finally realized what exactly Itachi wanted from him. But he didn't do it.
Sometimes Naruto was more clever and Itachi was more stupid than what people thought.
Naruto just looked at Itachi very cluelessly and innocently, blinked a few times and said "I'm sorry. I don't get it, Itachi-san."
"Uh, fine!" Itachi growled with irritation. "Stupid Uzumaki! I'll show you."
And then Naruto was kneeling in the bed, amazed and speechless, looking down at Itachi who was licking and sucking, writhing his tongue all over Naruto's dick, taking it unbelievably deep in his throat, slightly grunting. The blond boy really tasted sweet... everywhere.
"Nnnh" Naruto felt like he was about to come right away, his whole body was burning and shivering.
Some people might wonder what was the big deal, it was just a blowjob after all. Well, when you're just a stupid little Naruto and you have the famous, incredible, and frightening Itachi Uchiha suck your dick like that, this is definitely one hell of a turn on.
Before Itachi could realize what was going on, Naruto was coming hard in his mouth. This was the last thing Itachi had expected, he had intended just to show the boy a few things and then make him suck his dick again. He never thought this would happen so fast. "What the hell?"
The satisfaction Naruto felt was so overwhelming that he almost fainted. No, I'm not exaggerating. When you're just a stupid little Naruto and you come hard in the throat of the amazing, powerful, and cruel Itachi Uchiha, and then he looks at you with that sweet, priceless, bewildered, and surprised expression on his face, and your cum is dripping from his mouth, well, this must feel really great.
Who knows what would have happened after that if the ring of the doorbell hadn't suddenly attracted their attention.
The sharp annoying sound made Sasuke wake up and jump in the air, falling from the chair he was sitting on, the bowl of ice-cream fell on his head.
"Jeez, who the fuck is that?"
Cursing and stumbling, he dragged himself to the door and opened it, not bothering even to remove the bowl from his head.
Outside, in the rain, was standing a wet, shivering, and very miserable Deidara, tears mingled with raindrops rolling down his cheeks.
For a few seconds the two of them just looked at each other with curiosity and surprise. Deidara wanted to say something, but he just stared at Sasuke dumbfounded. A naked Sasuke with a bowl of ice-cream on his head was definitely not what he had expected to see.
Finally Deidara pointed at the bowl and said "Very eccentric, dude, very artistic and eccentric, un."
"It's not there on purpose! What do you want? " Sasuke angrily  took the bowl off his head.
"Sasuke, who's that?" Itachi and Naruto appeared behind his back.
"Ita-chaaan!" Deidara pushed Sasuke aside and rushed into the house. He wrapped his arms around Itachi and pressed him in a suffocating hug.
"Ita-chaaaan. Oh, Ita-chan! I... I can't take this any more! Being away from you is a torture, un!"
Deidara had a firm grip of Itachi's shoulders, shaking him wildly and staring intently in his eyes. "I can't live without you, Ita-chan! I know, you told me I had Sasori-san, but I want you more, un! I left Akatsuki because of you, I want to be with you forever!"
Sasuke's brow twitched. He looked at Deidara's akatsuki cloak, then he saw the look in Itachi's eyes. So there was someone in Akatsuki that his brother didn't hate. He sighed.
"I see, nii-san, that I'm not the only one who got involved with a crazy and annoying blond idiot."
Itachi looked at him and Sasuke looked back. They understood each other without words. Itachi had accepted Naruto, and Sasuke had to accept Deidara. Otherwise it would be unfair.
"Dei, calm down and listen to me. You can't stay here without the hokage's permission. We must talk to her immediately. If anyone finds you here, they'll try to kill you. We must go now. Sasuke, you'll come with us, we must ask Tsunade to let us have Dei-chan in our house. Naruto, you stay here. Actually you can go get some food, the damn fridge is empty."
"All right, let's go." Sasuke dragged himself to the door.
"Er... Sasu?"
"What?"
"You're naked and you have ice-cream all over your face."
"Aw."

Some time later they rushed into Tsunade's office, but didn't find her. Only Kotetsu was there to take some papers. They told him it was important and explained what they needed Tsunade for, insisting to see her immediately. Kotetsu had no idea where she was, but promised to bring Shizune.

"What? A member of Akatsuki? Unbelievable! I can't understand what makes them think that Tsunade-sama would let him stay in Konoha!" Shizune yelled, rushing to Tsunade's office. She stormed in the room and suddenly stopped, her eyes widening, her jaw dropped.
In the midle of the room was standing Deidara with a stupid expression on his face, slightly blushing, staring at her with wide-open innocent blue eyes, his eyelashes fluttering, he was smiling so sweetly, his long, wet, golden strands clinging to his pink-coloured cheeks.
Shizune pointed at him and stuttered "I-Is that h-him?" Itachi and Sasuke nodded. She laughed nervously, her fingers twitched restlessly, and her cheeks reddened.
"S-So cute! OMG, so sweet! I'm sure there will be no problem for him to stay in Konoha, I mean... just look at him, how could such a sweet little thing do any harm? I'll bring Tsunade-sama immediately!" She ran out of the room.
They waited for a while, wondering what to do. Itachi wandered pointlessly all over the room, and when he got near Tsunade's computer, his gaze stopped at her desktop.
"Holy shit! Noooo. Weasels! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" He fainted.
"What the fuck?" Sasuke caught him before he collapsed on the floor and took a look at the desktop. The pic was "I Am Weasel" fanart, Weasel was drawn as a ninja doing Kage bunshin no jutsu, all the weasel clones were fucking each other.

"Shizune, are you insane?" Tsunade yelled as she was walking as fast as possible along the corridor leading to her office, Shizune was running after her jumpily, trying to persuade her.
"But, Tsunade-sama, just wait to see him. Please, let's keep him, please! He'll stay at the Uchiha house."
"Shizune! This is not a dog you take from the streets and keep in your house as a pet. He's from Akatsuki! This means he's a dangerous criminal." Tsunade opened the door and entered the room. "He's a ruthless murderer and... "
When she saw Deidara she stopped in the middle of her sentence, stunned. 
Long golden hair, a cute blush, a sweet stupid smile, puppy eyes. She couldn't take her eyes off him.
"OMG!" Excitement and some sick interest flashed in Tsunade's eyes. "OMG! So sweet! Of course we'll keep him, Shizune! Adorable!"
Then she noticed Sasuke, who was holding unconscious Itachi.
"What happened?"
"Er... " Sasuke stutterd nervously. "He just saw your desktop. He has some problems with "I Am Weasel", some traumatizing experience in Akatsuki, I think. They even tried to make him cosplay."
"Aw!" Tsunade exclaimed excitedly. "I wonder how that would look. Anyway, your little friend here will receive my permission to stay in Konoha, but first I must talk to him. You can wait outside. Now go and take care of poor Itachi."
Sasuke dragged the slowly regaining consciousness Itachi out of the room.
"Aw aw aw, Shizune, just look at him!" The two of them went closer to Deidara, giggling happily.
"I told you, Tsunade-sama, I told you! What a pretty face, look at these eyes, and these lips, such a cute boy! And these golden strands... " Shizune tangled her fingers in his hair.
"Oooh, what adorable blush, mmmm, and soft skin." Tsunade gently stroked his cheek.
"Aw, look at him Shizune, he's wet, he must have been in the rain for hours. Poor little sweetie, you're freezing, aren't you?"
Deidara looked at her and blinked a few times, deliberately making his eyelashes tremble, then he looked down and nodded shily.
"Oh, my dear, you'll catch a cold like that, come on, let's remove these wet clothes." The two women started undressing him, taking off his cloak, then his shirt and his pants.
"Tsunade-sama! He looks so good naked!" Shizune ran her fingers all over his chest. "Oh, these cute, little, pink nipples!" She rubbed one nipple with her fingertips, Tsunade pinched the other.
Deidara gasped and blushed even more when they pulled his boxers down with one swift movement.
"Awwwww" Shizune and Tsunade looked at each other happily. "Huuuge!"
Then they smirked evilly, turned him around, and held their breath for a second, then they started giggling and squealing.
"OMG OMG OMG, Tsunade-sama, just look at that! What adorable, cute, little butt!"
"Ohohoho, Shizune, we're so lucky today!" Tsunade's fingers twitched lustfully.
In seconds Deidara was sprawled on Tsunade's desk, face down.
"Oooh, touching it feels so good." Tsunade was rubbing and squeezing his ass intensely. Then she gave him a firm slap. "Aww, look at the way the flesh moves when I spank him, oooh, that hot delicious butt!"
"Open him, open him, Tsunade-sama!" Shizune squealed impatiently, jumping restlessly around the desk.
Tsunade grabbed the cheeks of his ass and held them open, she and Shizune made another loud excited squeal and started breathing heavily, then they yelled at the same time "What adorable little hole! So sweet, and pink, and cute, awww!"
Shizune licked her lips greedily, then she licked one of her fingers and slipped it in the hole. She yelled euphorically "He's so soft inside!" 
Immediately one of Tsunade's fingers was added to Shizune's. "Oh yeah, he is!" They moved their fingers back and forth, Deidara moaned softly, completely surrendered to whatever they wanted to do with him.
Tsunade leaned to him and whispered with a sweet, slightly hissing voice "Do you like what we're doing to your cute little ass, hottie? " The answer was a louder moan.
They moved their fingers frantically, growling and grunting, slapping his ass from time to time.
"Bring the toys, Shizune, and the oil."
Soon vibrators of all sizes and shapes were shoved in Deidara's ass, Tsunade and Shizune were squirming with insane happy laughter, commenting how nicely his ass stretched to take the toys, how cutely Deidara moaned, and things like that.
At some moment Tsunade noticed something strange and grabbed Deidara's hand.
"What the hell is that?" A tongue slipped out of the palm mouth and Tsunade squealed with amazement.
"Wow wow wow, what we have here,  just look at that, Shizune, what a priceless treasure!"
"Yaaay!" Shizune grabbed his other hand. In seconds she and Tsunade were naked, each one had one of Deidara's hands between her legs, at the same time they kept on shoving various toys in his ass.

Meanwhile Sasuke had taken Itachi outside and had placed him on a bench in front of the building. The rain had stopped, and the clouds had dispersed to reveal a bright blue sky.
"Are you all right, nii-san?"
Itachi was pale as if he had seen a ghost. All he could say was some incoherent muttering "W-Weasels, weasels, s-so many weasels... aaaaa."
Sasuke sighed. "Poor nii-san."
At that moment Shino passed by, on his way to Tsunade's office, and gave them  a disapproving look. He intended to complain about their presence in the village.
'Hm. Probably they're drunk again or something' he thought. 'What a shame! I'll talk to the hogage right away and I'll insist on getting some answers why she allows such corrupted people to stay in Konoha. They're criminals. Not to mention the incest. They're a disgrace to the village!'
Realizing where Shino was going, Sasuke briefly patted Itachi's shoulder and said "I'll be right back." Then he ran after Shino.
They were already inside the building, Sasuke was trying to persuade Shino to go back, Shino was proudly trying to ignore him.
"Shino, I told you she's busy, just wait here until she's done."
"Who are you to tell me what to do, Uchiha? People like you make me sick! We'll see how confident you will be after I talk to the hokage. You'll go to jail! That's where your place is. And she knows it! I hope she has enough common sence and morals to do the right thing with you and your degraded brother."
Saying that, Shino opened the door to Tsunade's office and froze.
There were sticky vibrators scaterred all over the room, an akatsuki cloak, tossed on the floor, Shizune was bent over Tsunade's desk, Deidara was wildly fucking her, one of his palm tongues sucking her breasts, the other tongue was licking Tsunade who was thrusting her fingers in his ass like crazy. There was some insane glint in her eyes as she turned her head to look at Shino and yell to him "Fuck off, you little motherfucker, can't you see I'm busy!" She grabbed a huge vibrator and waved it in the air. "Get out of here now, or I'll shove this in your ass!"
Shino's eyes widened in shock, he briefly turned around and ran away, he was so disturbed and bewildered, that it took him fifteen minutes of wild running all over the place, until he managed to find the way out of the building.

Itachi was sitting on the bench where Sasuke had left him, curled up, sheepishly looking around and muttering "Weasels! Weasels! Weasels!"
Kotetsu noticed him and thought that he looked very strange and not well at all. He went to him very concerned and sat on the bench next to him.
Itachi gave him an insane glare, grasped his shirt and screamed with a thin voice "Weasels!"
"Itachi-san, what's wrong, I don't see any weasels, are you all right?"
"NO!" Itachi pressed himself closer to Kotetsu, slightly shaking.
Kotetsu was confused, but wrapped his arms around him in an attempt to make him calm down. Being so close to Itachi made him feel a little uncomfortable and he blushed, wondering what else to do to help him.
"Er... Itachi-san, is there anything I can do for you?"
"Sasuke always kisses me to make me feel better when I have a fit of 'weasel panic', and he hugs me."
Kissing the wonderful and beautiful Itachi Uchiha was something no one would refuse ( well, except Shino).
Their lips touched, then Kotetsu pulled away and said "Do you feel better now, Itachi-san?"
"Er... not yet." The kiss deepened and soon they got carried away, tangling their tongues, shoving their hands in each other's pants. Itachi growled, forgetting completely about the weasels, he gripped Kotetsu's black spiky locks and shoved his tongue as deep in his throat as possible. Then he realized that on that bench they could be seen by anyone, and he dragged Kotetsu to the nearby bushes.
Finally they were hidden behind the thick mass of green leaves and could continue what they had started. 
Itachi looked in Kotetsu's dark eyes, squeezing roughly his ass, grunting with content at what his fingers felt. He growled "Kotetsu, you bastard, I haven't noticed  how hot you are, was I blind or something? Anyway, now you'll get the attention you deserve." He briefly slid Kotetsu's pants down and unzipped his own.
Kotetsu shivered with excitement at the thought of receiving Itachi's attention up his ass. He was used to being the seme whenever he did that with Izumo, but now he didn't care what would happen. 
Being with the awesome Itachi Uchiha was something a lot of people in Konoha dreamed about, and Kotetsu would never waste a chance like that, no matter what kind of things Itachi wanted to do to him. So he bent over and leaned on a tree obediently, offering his ass to the horny Uchiha. Yet, he was a little nervous, he could sense that Itachi was impatient.
"I-Itachi-san, please prepare me first."
He felt wet skillful fingers thrust inside him, shoving and rubbing. Then he heard Itachi's command. "Make me wet."
He turned around and took the large dick in his mouth. When it was slick enough, he resumed his previous position and arched his back to give Itachi better access,  awaiting the feeling of his cock sliding inside. He gasped when he felt it stretch him, and moaned blissfully, taking it deep, his moans got louder when Itachi started gigving him fast hard slams. 
'He's so rough now' Kotetsu thought, 'And just a few minutes ago he was shivering so pitifully, whining about some weasels. What a weird guy.'
Obviously Kotetsu didn't realize the miraculous effect of his own hot ass that had helped Itachi recover so quickly and regain his usual merciless and brutal manners.

At that moment Shino finally found the way out of the building and ran like crazy straight throuh the bushes. He almost bumped into Itachi and Kotetsu who were fucking madly. He yelped miserably and jumped back screaming "My eyes burn, nooo, that's too much for today, noooo....."
That day a lot of people saw a funny, freaked out Shino running like mad through the village, unable to stop until he reached his house, then he stormed inside, locked the door and hid under the bed. Rumors said that he spent under the bed a few days until Kiba and Hinata somehow managed to get him out of there and give him some tranquilizers, wondering what had happened to the usually calm Aburame.

In Tsunade's office the fun had finally finished, and Tsunade was explaining to Sasuke that Deidara could stay with him and Itachi, her judgement was that he wouldn't do any harm to the village.
"Haha, Uchiha, you and Itachi are two lucky bastards, you know, take care of this sweet precious boy and promise to give him to me from time to time. By the way, where is your charming brother? Is he all right?"
"I left him outside on a bench."
Then all of them looked through the window just in time to see how somewhere in the bushes Itachi came really hard in Kotetsu's ass.
Sasuke sighed with relief. "I think he's just fine."

to be continued

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Author's Comments 

Yeah, now there's a foursome in the Uchiha house. And there's a very happy hokage in Konoha. The damn bitch gets all the hot guys, I can see your faces turn green with envy.

And now the disclaimer. Poor poor me. Ita-chan drives me crazy. I hope this time he'll say it properly and won't do stupid things. Ah, there he is. Hm, he doesn't look good, he's too pale and he looks disturbed.

Itachi: Weasels!

Me: You're the only weasel here, Ita-chan, say the damn disclaimer.

Itachi: Weasels! Weasels! Weasels! 

Me: No, don't hide behind my back, Ita-chan, there are no weasels here, come on, smile to these nice readers and tell them about the characters!

Itachi: *shivering and screaming* WEASELS!!!

Me: OMG, somebody do something!

Kotetsu: Er... I think I can help. I'll make him feel better. *fucks Itachi*

Me: Great! *staring and nosebleeding* Er.......... is that what you do to help him? Interesting. All right, I'll say the disclaimer. Again! Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. " I am Weasel" belongs to whoever it belongs. Now I think I need someone to make me feel better too. Kotetsu?

Kotetsu: But you're all right. 

Me: I'm not all right! Weasels! Weasels! Weasels!