Chapter 0 - A day under the beach.

Hello my name is Zan massons, and I'm in alot of trouble. I have been kidnapped by a bunch of fish monsters. Well I guess it could be worse. Like they could be dude aliens, hell for all i know I could be getting lucky tonight! Wow I'm such a perv, I've been captured and all i can think about is banging my captors. 

Well, let's just start this thing already.
I just having been taken (i don't know how far) under the sea, have been strapped to a table by a shark lady. She has dark blue skin with a white belly ending in the middle of each of  her gigantic breasts, her nipples are hard, Im guessing because of the cold water, we must be pretty far down. I look around and see i am in some sort of submarine or ship, I wonder why fish monsters need a boat. I can move a little bit, but not enough to help me. Besides when i tried to move around she turned around and presses her sharp teeth(and boobs!) on my neck and whispered loudly, "If you move again i will not hesitate to rip out your throat and eat it. UNDERSTAND!?" 
'y-yes ma'am' She smiles and licks my neck, "Don't worry I'm going to have lots of fun with you." I smiled a little bit and chuckled awkwardly. This is probably going to be bad. She goes over to a little podium with a keyboard, she types on it and a hologram of me pops up. It starts to show all of my, i don't know exactly, it's all in some weird language. But from what i can see it has something to do with my DNA. Holy Shit! These are fuckin aliens!
"Brilliant deduction, I can also read your mind with this, genius." 
I think I'm just fucked at this point, I'm probably going to die. 
"Well you're 2 3rds right, you will be fucked and you might die. Also we have to inject you with a little something."
'we? as in you and me or,...' Then all of s sudden i feel a warm slimy mass of tentacles rubbing all over my body. ^no as in her, and me, and you.^ 
I feel her body sling around pressed against my chest, she kisses me and i just freeze up, Ive never been kissed before. All this shit and a kiss is what makes me freeze up. I think she could tell before i realized it but now I'm feeling a little stiff in more than one way.
