Chapter 0 - Christmas Eve-eve

Christmas Eve-eve

So what had happened was . . . I got up in the middle of the night to use the restroom.  I noticed the guest bedroom's door wasn't closed all the way, and I heard something downstairs.  So I thought, what's she doing down there?
Wait, let me back up.  It was the night before Christmas Eve.  Christmas Eve-eve, I guess you could say.  My mother in-law, Sandy, had come to visit us for Christmas and was staying in the guest room for a few days.  I'm not going to say her last name; for obvious reasons.  My name is Jensen, by the way.
Anyway, I thought, what's she doing down there?  I have a security camera set up in the living room downstairs.  You know, just in case.  So I turned off the flashlight app on my phone and opened the camera app.  Boom!  There was my living room.  The camera didn't even need its night vision because of all the Christmas lights.  So who do I see?  Sandy, in some kind of long sleeve, flannel shirt, snooping around the Christmas tree.
I just shook my head.  Like mother, like daughter, I thought.  My wife could never keep her hands off presents either.  "They're for your Birthday", I'd tell her.  "That's not today!  You'll get them soon enough."  Shameless . . . but I digress.  So there she was, a grown, 40 something year old woman, eyeing the Christmas presents.  She must have decided to go hands-on, because she bent down to pick up a present and damn!  Her shirt rode up, the moon came out, and my eyes about popped out of my head.  Woah Mrs. . . . I mean, woah Sandy!  Her bare ass was pointed right at the camera; no panties at all.
I definitely think I held the camera a little closer to my face.  She's freaky, I was thinking.  Her ass was nice and round and inviting.  She always looked good with that long, blonde hair too.  Did I mention she was a hair dresser?  She was definitely a MILF.  That's all I was thinking right then.  There was no way I was gonna turn the channel on that show.
I wasn't disappointed either.  That present must not have been hers, because she got down on her hands and knees to reach further under the tree.  Just then, I heard something behind me.  I almost chucked the phone away before I realized it was just our dog, Barnie.  He ambled out of our bedroom into the hallway.  I was annoyed by the distraction, and sure, the start too.  So I shushed him needlessly.  He just looked at me, then clearly heard the rustling downstairs.  The big black lab immediately padded past me and headed down the stairs.  I shook my fist after him, but I couldn't exactly call him back.  You know?
I just looked at the screen again to see what would happen.  By that time, more than half of Sandy's body had disappeared under the tree.  Practically all I could see were her wiggling ass and legs.  There's always one more at the back, right?  I just shook my head again. Finally, I saw Barnie enter the screen.  Sandy must have heard him behind her, because she froze.  Then I guess she must have realized who it was, because she started moving again as he got closer.  She was trying to shimmy back out from under the tree at that point, I suppose, but she didn't get far.  She wiggled and wriggled, but didn't come out.  When Barnie came right up behind her and put his nose to her exposed behind, I realized she must be stuck.  She froze again.
Barnie started to lick, and Sandy started to twitch and give little jerks.  Trying to shoo him off, maybe?  Barnie wasn't having it though, because all the sudden he jumped half up onto her back.  Woah!  I was amused by Sandy's predicament, but this was getting crazy.  There's no way, I thought.  The tree was shaking a bit as Sandy struggled to get free.  Barnie was comically humping away at her rear end.  Then, bam!
The whole tree jerked and Barnie was suddenly humping in a frenzy.  I jumped up from where I'd been sitting on the top step.  "Holy shit!"  I gulped.  He was fucking her!  Sandy was still struggling, but Barnie was hugging her waist tight and it looked like his weight was bearing her down.  I couldn't believe what was happening.
I was almost as surprised to realize my cock had gotten rock hard.  I glanced from it, back to the screen.  Barnie was still going to town on Sandy's upturned ass.  I had to get down there!  I threw a quick glance back at the bedroom door and saw our other dog, Rosco, standing there staring at me.  I don't know if he had heard me jumping up in surprise, or the Christmas tree rustling downstairs.  Who knows?  That doesn't really matter though.  I just turned and hurried down the stairs.
I'm not even sure what I'd intended to do when I got there, but I stopped when I got to the living room.  Everything was just like on the phone screen.  I mean, it hadn't even been 30 seconds.  Barnie's brown, furry body was hunched over in front of the Christmas tree.  Sandy's pale ass cheeks jiggled and bounced beneath him as he pounded her.  Now that I was downstairs, I could hear Sandy grunting, but she seemed to be struggling less.  I just stood there, uncertain, my dick tenting my boxers absurdly.
Gradually, Barnie's thrusts seemed to slow down.  His hips continued to swing, and his cock must have been continuing to penetrate Sandy again and again, but his muscles relaxed.  He was fucking my mother in law in a much more lackadaisical way and he actually turned to look at me.  He just grinned.  It seemed like that anyway, with his tongue hanging out.
I laughed softly; couldn't help it.  That caused a loud gasp from under the Christmas tree and Sandy went still.  My hard-on was not ready to pretend this hadn't happened though, so I called to her.  "Evening, Sandy."  I know, sounds ridiculous now, but what would you have said?  I walked toward the pair and Barnie just watched me lazily.
Then Sandy mumbled "J-Jenson?  Is that you?"  I reached down and patted Barnie.  He just seemed to be resting on Sandy's back.  I guess he was done?  I couldn't help myself, so I squatted down behind them to take a look.  Sure enough, thick, purplish red dog cock disappeared into her pussy.  It was definitely bigger than I expected and her pussy looked stretched tight.
"Yep, it's me", I think I finally said.  "Looks like you've gotten into a situation here."
Sandy groaned, "oh God . . ."
"That good, huh?"  I laughed.
She scoffed.  "Oh, screw you."
I stood back up and dropped my boxers to the floor.  That definitely concerned Sandy, because she asked what I was doing.  "Sounded like a good idea", I told her.  I patted Barnie again with a little more encouragement and he slid off Sandy's hip.  I swear, you could hear the slurping sound as his cock slid out of her sloppy pussy.  I know Sandy felt it too because she shuddered and moaned as it went.  Before anything else could happen though, Sandy had shimmied backward and risen to her knees beside the tree. I guess all the jostling must have freed her flannel from the tree branches.  I had to reach out quick and grab her shoulder to stop her from standing.
Oh yeah, you bet she protested.  "Hey!"
"Shhh", I had to admonish her.  "Where are you going?"
She kind of sputtered angrily and said something about having to go.
I practically poked her in the eye with my cock as she kneeled there and said, "how about you take care of this?"  
Since she was flustered, I guess she hadn't noticed it until then, but she drew back and glared at me.  "What the hell?"
I just shrugged and said, "Come on.  You've got me all turned on now."
She says, "you perv . . . No way!"
So I say, "Well that's a fine attitude for someone with dog jizz running down their thigh."  She looked down and saw the dog cum that was clearly dripping out of her pussy and down her leg.
Her face turned beet red and she seemed at a loss for words.  So I reached behind her head and pulled her face back toward my cock.  She still hesitated, but I pushed the head against her lips and they slowly parted.
I gripped her smooth, blond hair and slid my cock further into her mouth.  It felt so good.  I slowly and gently started mouth fucking her.  In and out, in and out, as she kneeled in front of the Christmas tree.
After a moment, I glanced around to see where Barnie had gone.  I was still thinking about the way he had fucked Sandy.  He was just lying across the room, licking his crotch.  I was more surprised to see Rosco, our Dalmatian, standing just a few feet away.  He was staring at us.  So I thought, oh shit, would Rosco fuck Sandy too?  I had to know.  The thought drove me crazy.  So much so that I drove my cock into Sandy's throat a little too hard.  She gagged and pulled it out.
I immediately waved at Rosco.  "Here boy!"  I pointed at Sandy.
"What?"  Sandy asked in confusion.  She seemed to have broken out of her daze.  Rosco approached her and she shook her head.  "Oh, no.  Uh uh." She said as she looked at me again.
"Let him fuck you while you blow me."  I encouraged her.
"Hell no!"  She glared at me.
"Just do it.  It will be great."  I tried to convince her.  "You already did it once."
She just glared at me and set her jaw.
I got kind of impatient.  "Look, you don't want anyone to know what happened, right?  Then do this for me."
She scoffed.  "Whatever.  Fuck you.  I'll just deny it."
I decided it was time to play my last card.  It was a bluff.  I would never show anyone the video, but still . . . It was worth a shot.  I pointed up at the camera.  'You didn't notice the security camera?"  I asked her.  "The whole thing is on video."
She quickly turned and glared at the camera.  I practically held my breath as I watched her reaction.  Anger turned to thought.  Then thought turned to resignation.  She muttered ok as she shot a sidelong glance at Rosco.  I couldn't believe it.  I was pumped.  If my stiffy had gone down any during that exchange, it was rock hard again.
"Alright, just get down on your hands and knees."  I tried to coach her.  "I'll kneel in front of you."
"You really want Rosco to fuck me too?"  She asked incredulously.  "You want another dog to fuck me?"
You bet I did, and that's what I told her.
She turned slowly and dropped back to her hands and knees.  I kneeled down in front of her.  She reached up and gave my cock a little stroke as it bobbed before her face.  Then she gave me another look and added, "I can't believe your making me do this."
"You're hot as hell, Sandy."  I told her.  I reached under and squeezed her breast through the shirt.  "Who wouldn't want you on the floor like this?"
She deepened her glare, but I swear I saw a half smile before she wrapped her lips around my manhood.  I groaned for sure as I felt her tongue whisk around my cock head. Angry or not, I guess she couldn't help but be good.  Still, I recovered myself.  I had to focus.
I gestured again to Rosco, then leaned over Sandy and patted her ass.  Sure, that had the side benefit of shoving my cock further into Sandy's throat, but Rosco finally got the green light as well.  He hurried forward and snuffled around Sandy's ample ass as I leaned back.  She just made a little muffled moan at the intrusion.  "Hard to blame Rosco and Barnie."  I commented.  "You've still got a great ass, Sandy; very tempting."  She didn't respond, but I think she took the compliment because she began sucking a bit harder.
Rosco took a bit longer lapping at Sandy's pussy than Barnie had, and I started to get a bit impatient.  Sandy was working my cock like a champ and I didn't want to blow before the second act.  "C'mon, buddy."  I encouraged Rosco; patting Sandy's lower back.  Rosco looked back up over the curve of her cheeks, and then made the hop.  In a blink, he was right in front of me.  I felt Sandy tense up and groan loudly.  Rosco made a few exploratory thrusts and then . . . bingo.
I knew he'd found the hole when Sandy lurched forward and swallowed my cock to the balls.  Oh man, that was amazing.  Rosco's sleek, spotted form hunkered down as he got to business.  He hammered away with determination, and I swear I could feel every jolt pass through Sandy's body to my own cock.  She was moaning around my thick pole, but Rosco was merciless.  He battered her pussy as hard and fast as he could; spearing her over and over.  It was too much.  I clinched my fingers in Sandy's hair and exploded in her mouth.  The ecstasy was almost painful as I came hard.  It filled Sandy's mouth till I felt it dribbling down her chin and my balls.  I heard Rosco whine and I realized he must be doing the same.  I couldn't take my eyes off of him.  His strokes slowed as he pumped spurt after spurt of cum into Sandy's pussy.
"My God, is he cumming in you?"  My own balls drained, I slipped my cock from Sandy's mouth.
She gasped and mumbled something.  Then a shaky "yes".
"Is he deep?"  I breathed.  He was still driving his hips against her ass cheeks, but his paws were no longer scrabbling.
"Yes!"  Sandy moaned out.  "It's deep."  Her head hung down and she was moaning.  I suddenly noticed her legs trembling.
"Yeah buddy, fuck her good."  I encouraged Rosco.  "Fill her with that dog cock."
Sandy moaned even more.
"Drive it in deep buddy.  Shoot that load deep in her.  Work that pussy good."  You know, whatever I could think of to send her over the edge.
It worked because Sandy cried out and her whole body shook.  I could hardly believe she was cumming too, but it was so fucking hot.  My mother-in-law was cumming on my dogs cock.  Crazy, right?  My cock was hard again and I lifted her chin to stick it back in her mouth.  She was swaying and shuddering.  "Did you cum on Rosco's cock?"  I asked her.
She moaned around my own and nodded.  Rosco was just lying along her back now; panting.
"That was fucking hot."  I told her.  "Is he still inside you?"
She spat out my cock.  "He's still cumming."  She mumbled.
"What?"  I was surprised 
"He's still cumming."  She whispered again and moaned.  "God, he's still cumming in me!  They cum so long . . ."
"Damn . . ."  I shoved my cock back in her mouth.  "Suck it again.  Keep sucking it while that dog cums in you."
Man, she sure did.  Rosco's fat dog cock inside her must have kept her turned on as much as me, because she sucked my cock with abandon.  After a couple minutes, Rosco must have had enough, because he shoved himself over her hip and ruthlessly pulled his cock free of Sandy's pussy.  She groaned loudly and tried to release my cock and look back.
Nope, I grabbed her head and shoved my cock back in balls deep.  She gave one startled chirp before I came again.  I continued to hold her head as my cock jerked and spasmed in her mouth.  My pulsing balls brushed her lips.  Finally, I was spent, and released her.
We both collapsed back; facing each other.  Rosco had already sauntered away.  I glanced from my deflating, spit-shined cock to her dripping pussy.  I thought, that had to be next.





