Chapter 0 - Lubed Shopping Cart

Michael, a part time smith who takes commissions for cosplay projects and other work, had a secret he didn’t want anybody to know and he had suppressed it for 36 years: he as sexually attracted to shopping carts. He knew all of the different kinds, traveled to different countries just so he could use them in various supermarkets, he would do anything just so he could brush his skin against one. It gave him a rush and every shopping cart he came across, he took numerous pictures of it to add to a special photo album. He tried buying them online, but they are very expensive and often came with questions he didn’t want to answer. Unfortunately his work took a lot of time, so he could only spend a couple of hours a day visiting random stores, buying random things just so he could push them around and take selfies and videos with them. It was bliss, except, he really wanted to have an intimate relationship with one, but society would never that supportive of this. Even on the Internet, people with his fetish had no community to speak of. Michael's fetish is so strong, he had never bothered marrying or finding a partner. It had to be a shopping cart or nothing.

However, at SmollMart, he spotted a shopping cart he knew he had to have. This was the one; the red plastic coverings that curved in areas, the sleek shelf underneath, the wheels were beautiful and the frame was spacious and slanted in all the right places. It was love at first sight. The frame alone gave it away and while there were some variations, this was an Asian style shopping cart. The problem was, this was a detour he didn’t normally take and it was about 5 hours out of his way. Racing home, Michael ordered anal lube, two metal rods and a dildo online and then blocked out two days that didn’t have any commissions. The night after his online order arrived, he drove to the SmollMart where he found the shopping cart and Michael spotted it instantly. Thankfully, there was little security around and the cameras only existed on the back of the supermarket. It was alone outside, looking gorgeous against the moonlight. He put on some sunglasses to help hide his face and took it by the handle bar, gripping it tightly, his eyes taking in the frame and the feel of the handle. Feeling his cock get hard and looking around to make sure nobody was looking, he pressed it against the rear of the cart and became incredibly horny.

Remembering what he came to do, Michael grounded himself and proceeded into the store. This cart was everything he imagined it would be. It was smooth, responsive and sleek. Running his finger tips around the frame, the cart was really curvy and polished. Trying to keep his thoughts on track he focused on what he needed. As a child, he knew his dreams would never be realized and 36 years of waiting for this kind of opportunity meant he wasn’t going to throw it away. Michael sadly knew as well that he would have to discard of the evidence somehow too. As he moved around the store, he brought lots of chocolate ice cream boxes, a couple of tins of metal cleaning polish and finally, some paint brushes. Each item he placed into the cart, he would take a quick, playful grab or rub with his fingers and arms at the frame. Michael looked around occasionally after catching himself giggling playfully. Thankfully, nobody was around.

Moving between the isles of the store, he also found himself fantasizing about what he would do to the cart including being dominated a little by it. He was normally a dominate man when it came to his fantasies, but this kind of opportunity meant he wanted to try being submissive just once. After paying for the products he had picked up, he double checked to make sure he wasn’t being watched and then lifted the shopping cart and placed it into his pickup truck. It felt so heavy and satisfying. Rushing to his truck, he drove off and fantasized the entire way home about the coming night and day.

Once home, Michael closed his front door and locked it, then gave the cart a quick clean with baby wipes. Running his right hand along the handle of the shopping cart, Michael knew it wasn’t just any handle, it was a sexy shaft belonging to an Asian shopping cart. Pristine, red in color, the rubber was soft to ensure his hands did not rub uncomfortably while moving the cart around. He pressed his body against the back of the cart, cock bulging in his pants fighting to slide itself in between the gaps in the frame, while he closed his eyes to keep his concentration fixed on the moment he had been waiting for. Gliding his fingers along the baby seat frame and slowly closing it, savoring it, Michael moved his handed to the handle bars and grasped it tightly, just in case the shopping cart suddenly disappeared without him. Pushing the cart forward gently, taking in and listening to the noise of the wheels on his kitchen floor and the vibrations of the entire frame through his hands, he moaned a little, the thought of buffing the cart and oiling the wheels excited him to the breaking point.

Dragging the shopping cart into the living room, turning his phone off to make sure nobody would disturb him and closing his curtains, Michael ran to the kitchen to grab the tub of chocolate ice cream out of the freezer and ran back to the cart. Ripping his clothes off, Michael took the lid off the tub and left it to warm up a little on the floor nearby.

He kneeled down, inhaling deeply as he took in the smell of the shopping cart, thinking about its history and how it has served those in need throughout its time in service. His throbbing erection became bigger as he thought about how strong and sturdy this cart was to have held the amount of items it has over the years. Michael imagined the cart having strong, sexy muscles and ran this fingers through the ripped frame, then proceeded to run his fingers along the top of the frame sending tingles down his spine. Stopping himself, he realized he was so excited, the cart was vibrating a little as if it was encouraging him, no, giving him permission, to go further than anybody had ever gone with it. Savoring this feeling, Michael locked the back wheels and wedged them in between his toes, feeling his big toes dip into the recess of the wheels.

Feeling really horny now, Michael glanced over to the ice cream, but was disappointed to see it hadn’t quite melted just yet. Inspiration hit him though and seeing the shelf at the bottom, he realized it was wide enough for him to lay under. He grinned as he laid on the shelf and grasped the rear of the shopping cart feeling as if he was laying between its legs and grabbing its ass. Sticking his tongue out, Michael started to penetrate the underneath of the cart furiously with his tongue. Minutes later, despite his tongue aching, Michael kept penetrating the underneath as fast as he could, he couldn’t stop because he may never get this chance again in his life. He wanted to burn this day into his mind.

Wanting to prepare for later, he grabbed some of the anal lube and worked it into his asshole, then grabbed his favorite butt plug and slid it in. Glancing over to the ice cream, Michael was satisfied that it had melted enough. As he pulled his tongue out from between the metal bars and became really turned on seeing the metal wet and shiny as his saliva stuck to it and started to drip. Pulling himself out from under the shopping cart, he staggered to the sink, feeling himself out of breath from vigorously tonguing the underneath of the cart. Michael started running the cold water tap in the kitchen and put his head under the tap to wash the sweat off his face, slurping the water. Turning it off and drying his head with a nearby towel, he leaned against the kitchen cupboards and admired his prize longingly.

Still not believing his luck, he wondered which of his other shopping cart fantasies he should try next, then remembering the ice cream, it came to him: popping his balls into the gaps would feel amazing. Walking over to the ice cream, he carefully lifted it next to the shopping cart and squatted above the chocolate ice cream that had now melted and, lifting his penis out of the way, dipped his balls into the warm, chocolatey liquid. After a couple of seconds of lifting and dropping his balls into the ice cream, Michael quickly turned toward the shopping cart and using his fingers, popped each ball into a slot that was next to each other. This gave him a huge erection and having teased himself so far with all of the foreplay he had been doing with the shopping cart, he decided to finally cover his pride and joy with his semen. Leaning down a little, feeling his balls rub against the metal bars, dipped his hand into the ice cream and then rubbed it all over his penis as if rubbing lube into every millimeter of it. Once he had made sure that his penis, including the underneath of the head and foreskin was covered in chocolate, he slide his twitching penis into the hole above where his balls were all chocolatey and moist. He moaned loudly, feeling his lubed up chocolate covered penis touch the metal that was still a little covered to the touch. His foreskin peeled back, which sent shivers down his spine and his balls shriveled up a little as the feeling of his penis touching slightly cold metal over came his chocolatey balls. Feeling the base of the metal hole press against the base of his penis, Michael moaned a little more as he felt his thick girth press against the top of the metal square. Deciding this was the time to really push his fantasy, he began to slowly move his hips back and forward until he sprayed the trolley with semen.

Panting and sweating, his cock felt amazing. Wanting to take good care of the shopping cart during this adventure, he grabbed the metal polish and some wet wipes and began to clean the cart down again, wiping off the left over chocolate ice cream and semen, then started buffing the metal so it shined. Admiring how sexy the cart looked, Michael grabbed the rope that hung from the hook pull that was fixed to the ceiling and tied it around the handle of the cart and pulled it up so the front hung face down in mid-air so it was low enough for his tongue to touch the bars. Laying flat under it, he grabbed the front of the cart as if he was gently pressing his hands against the cheeks of his partner to stop it from moving and began to kiss it, occasionally sliding his tongue in the holes, feeling the sides of his tongue bush against the metal. Michael felt his dick become rock hard again as he French kissed the front of the shopping cart and rubbed his nose caressingly against the metal, his eyes opening to catch a glimpse of the cart, looking onto its beautiful frame.

Gently nibbling on the frame a little, looking at it lovingly, he bit his lower lip and glanced to the left over ice cream and the strap on dildo wondering which to use next. After some thought, dick still rock hard from kissing it, Michael decided on the strap on dildo. Lowering the cart back to the ground, polishing the front of the cart and the handle at the rear where the rope had touched it to make sure it didn’t feel hurt. Then, walking over to his table with the two metal bars on it, he zip tied them to the sides of the trolley so that the bars stuck out on the handle side. Smiling, Michael likened it to a little bit of bondage and gently stroked the top of the cart lovingly to let it know that everything was okay. Michael grabbed the strap on dildo and fixed it to the back of the cart, so he could easily slide it into his asshole while grabbing the bars. This way, he could move the cart back and forth and have the dildo slide in and out of his ass. He fantasized that he was the horse and the shopping cart was in charge currently. Removing the butt plug slowly, he felt he asshole gape a little, but reached for more lube and rubbed more into his asshole to prepare himself for the dildo.

Excited, he pulled the cart slowly toward his ass and felt the dildo bump into his ass cheeks. Reaching back and grabbing it, he guided it and slid it in a little. Moaning and gripping the bars tightly in anticipation, Michael began to move his arms back and forth, gradually picking up the pace. Feeling the dildo slide deeper into his ass, it felt amazing and as it slide back out, he longed for the cart to continue dominating him. To show him how much of a naughty boy he has been for daring to steal property from a supermarket for his own sexual satisfaction. Mind racing with guilt that quickly grew to thrill, Michael took his right hand off of the bar and grabbed his throbbing cock and started masturbating while using his left hand to move the dildo in and out of his ass. His knees started to give a little and he knew he was going to ejaculate uncontrollably soon. Finally, without realizing it, semen exploded out of his cock all over the floor and with the last of his strength, he pushed the bar back so that the dildo slid out of his asshole as he collapsed onto his knees, semen everywhere and his asshole gaping.

Kneeling on the floor, asshole winking, his right hand covered in semen and glued to his dick, mind racing, Michael staggered to his knees. Wandering to the sink, as if in a daze, he began drinking a lot of water and then began to wash the semen and sweat off of his body. Michael, after drying himself off, then picked up the last of the chocolate ice cream and the paint brush and began painting himself with the ice cream. Feeling the bristles of the brush against his nipples made them rock hard. Pinching his nipples hard to ground himself in the moment, Michael continued to apply the ice cream to his body thickly, ensuring his ass crack and his cock were nicely covered and then began to rub himself all over the shopping cart. Running his ass crack down the edges of the shopping cart and rubbing his cock all over the inner metal of the grids, the shopping cart became progressively more chocolatey.

It was now night time and needing a break, Michael climbed into the shopping cart to rest. He had done it, he made his dreams come true. A smile broke across his face, but he knew this couldn’t last forever and he knew society would never accept him for his passion and love for shopping carts. Feeling himself cry a little, he wiped his tears away and climbed back out again after what seemed like hours. He would give the shopping cart the best send off he could imagine and encase his dream into a permanent reminder of this day. Michael started to engross himself in his task of licking every inch of the cart so it was clean. His tongue worked itself into every nook and cranny of the cart, feeling the metal from all angles touch his skin intimately. His erection was raging hard, but he refused to touch it, he wanted to make this experience the most intimate, loving, passionate experience he has ever felt and he hoped the shopping cart would feel this through his actions.

After the amazing day he had, Michael realized he needed to make this moment a life long memory and to do this, he decided to use his experience as a smith to melt the cart down into objects people wouldn’t suspect as being a shopping cart. It took a lot of time, but he managed to create a pendant that can be hung from a necklace, a cock ring that perfectly fit his dick when erect, a butt plug and through a lot of hard work, a shopping trolley model that could sit in his bedroom. Michael would regularly jack off onto all of these and gain sexual satisfaction from polishing them up afterward. He finally achieved his dreams.