Chapter 1 - What's A Kiss Between Friends

Joshua cut a handsome figure as he stood near the center of the village. The human’s bearing was striking, proud, and yet warmly endearing. His clothes were neatly pressed with bright colors to match the mood of Winter’s Veil. Even his mug, full of sweet holiday spirits, was ornately carved like a fine piece of art.

But despite his stunning presence, most eyes were not on him. Because that night was the night of a Winter’s Veil celebration and the capstone event was quite underway. 

In the center of the village square was a roaring bonfire. Around the bonfire, the people of the village danced a merry jig while bounding around in a rhythmic circle. Some spun flowing skirts, others waved warm-looking scarves, and others plucked lute strings or blew on flutes. And the people were content with watching the display. And so was Joshua.

And he might have enjoyed the festivities on his own but for a whisper against his ear and a tapping on his shoulder.

“Ahoy thar,” said a voice, “Fancy seein’ ye here.”

The human grinned. He knew that voice well from several encounters over the past two years. It belonged to a woman he had met by pure chance one summer day at a port-side market somewhere along the Eastern Kingdoms. They became fast friends and occasional partners, in the sensual sense.

“Good evening, Captain,” Joshua said, “Didn’t know you’d be in town this evening.”

Joshua turned to face the woman. She stood at least a foot and a half taller than him and had a generously hourglass-shaped figure. With a large bust that was almost as plump as his wife's and hips that always seemed in the middle of a sassy swing. Her face was largely hidden behind leather straps fashionably crossing her face to obscure her eyes. She was dressed in a warm sweater as blue as ice with snowflake-like trim at the edges.

“Me best mate asked me to drop by and see her children nearby. Was just passin’ through on me way to a mage to port back to the ship when I spotted ye.” Fiona rested a hand on Joshua’s shoulder. “Thought I’d say ahoy and see if ye were free for a walk.”

Joshua snickered. The human’s relationship with Fiona could be charitably described in three modes. Either Fiona was up to no good and wanted to pull Joshua along for the fun, she was in a frisky mood and wanted to lure him away, or she was in a more wholesome mood and wanted to share in the warmth. He never could tell which to expect, since the captain’s expression was rarely anything but an impish smirk. But regardless of whatever her aims were, the respect was sincere. So if he said no, then she wouldn’t insist. But on that night…

“You’re asking about Farahaa?” Joshua asked. “I think my wife won’t mind one bit.”

The human waved a hand to the far side of the bonfire circle and Fiona followed the gesture. 

At the far end of the party, sat a wide smooth log bench that was just within the warm glow of the bonfire. Two women sat upon the bonfire. The first, Farahaa, was a tall matronly draenei with a curvacious figure and a teasing twinkle in her eye and expression. She filled out a dress that was dyed in vibrant colors and had a silky trim around the hem. The other figure was a shal'dorei woman, whose dark skin was illuminated by the subtle glow of the arcane marks around her face. Though she was at least a foot shorter than Farahaa, her figure was no less shapely. Both women's cheeks were darkened with a crimson flush while their busts jiggled from innuendo and flirty jokes meant only for one another's ear. Judging from the small tent between the elf's trousers, it seemed the conversation was going well.

“Seems my wife caught a fair elf’s eye.” Joshua said. “I suspect they’ll retire soon enough.” The human turned his attention to Fiona. He wrapped his prosthetic arm around the pirate’s hip and pulled her against him. “Which means I have time to see what you’re up to. Shall we?”

“Aye! We shall. Now I wonder who’s luring whom?” Fiona chirped.

“Does it matter?” Joshua said. 

He then raised his mug to drain it. But Fiona seized his wrist guided the mug to her lips and took a deep quaff before she spoke.

“I suppose it doesn’t. Come! Let us away! I may give ye a story to share with yer wife, come morn.”

The pirate gave the man a lingering glance. She then spun on her heels and sashayed in a random direction far from the bonfire’s glow. Joshua followed her movements for a time, his eyes lingering for a while on the bouncy sway of her rear.

Joshua turned and waved a hand at his wife. But he could only laugh when he noticed his wife leaving the party with her arm around the elf’s waist. The human then turned back around and trotted after the pirate.

He reached her in a few steps and wrapped his arm around her waist. She looked down at the red-haired man and winked beneath her strap-face mask.

“Said goodnight to yer wife?” Fiona said.

“Didn’t have to. She’s already off to make a Merry Winter’s Veil night.”

Fiona chuckled and squeezed the human’s broad muscular shoulder.

“Well, then we best find a quiet room and make merry ourselves, aye?”

“We don’t have to wait, you know?”

Fiona blinked and hummed in confusion.

The human's hand roamed down Fiona's back. His hand stopped at the round curve of her round ass. He squeezed it until the pirate looked at him. He looked back with a wicked smirk and pointed.

Fiona followed the gesture and spotted a dangling sprig of mistletoe just a few feet ahead. She then turned towards the human and pursed her lips together. Fiona nodded her consent when their eyes met. Then, as they reached the mistletoe, the tall forsaken turned her body to face him and then fell to her knees.

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Moments Later

~Glrck GLRCK SHLRUP~

Joshua couldn't decide where to look as the forsaken sucked his cock. He certainly enjoyed seeing his girthy veiny inches disappear down the woman's throat. But he couldn't deny the thrill of seeing how her ass swung from side to side. It was hypnotic in a way how the pirate wiggled with utter delight or how her softer curves rippled and jiggled with every motion. And it didn't help that the woman on her knees gripped his hips harder, each time his attention wavered from her face.

~SHLRP GULP GLRK~

Joshua hissed his pleasure and reached down to touch the blue woman’s face. He swept her hair behind her ear, so her locks didn’t block the view. Sometimes he could see her lipstick smeared all over his dick. And others he could appreciate the sloppy mess of spit and seed as lines of lust stretched from that sensual kiss. And he felt every melodic vibration as she hummed along with her unheard beat.

“Fuuck~ Slow down, Captain.” Joshua said with a throaty groan. “Don’t drain me before I take you against the wall.”

Fiona chuckled around his dick and rolled her head back. She parted her lips and made a loud nasty “Ahhh” sound until his length slipped out of her lips grasp with a big wet pop. The weighty meat then slapped against her cheek, slapping that sticky white fluid against her flesh. She reached up and grabbed hold of his cum-filled orbs. Then the pirate fondled them between her fingers, while the wickedest smirk played across her lips.

“Please mate,” The captain said, “I doubt i’d drain ye even if ye tried. I’ve seen yer wife and she’s told me how much ye play when the mood strikes.”

The human laughed as his fingers roamed across the captain’s skin.

“True enough. Then why don’t we skip step one and two?”

Fiona licked her lips and pushed up off the floor. She rolled her shoulders as she moved to rub against Joshua's strong frame. Her breasts squished down on his harder lines while her nipples brushed against his tingling flesh. She only stopped rising when her eyes were level with his and he could see her lust-soaked smirk.

“To step three then? Is that the Fuck Me step?” The captain said.

Joshua huffed then grabbed hold of the tall woman’s shoulders. He turned her around and pulled her back against his chest.  The captain hissed and laughed with pleasure then kicked away the clothing she’d removed but moments ago. She may not have truly needed clothes in the chilly weather, but she had no doubt Joshua was about to keep her very warm.

“Oh!” Fiona purred aloud. “What be yer next move then, mate?”

“How’s this for my next move?” Joshua teased.

The red-haired human growled and bit on Fiona’s neck. His hands, both prosthetic and flesh, cupped her massive mounds and kneaded each. Fingertips explored her sensitive flesh, taking great care to poke and twist her pebble-hard nipples. Then he noticed, with some surprise, the liquid squirting over his fingertips. He squeezed and fondled her breasts for a while longer as if he had found a new favorite toy.

“Wait…” Joshua blinked surprised. “You lactate?”

Fiona licked her lips and leaned her head back. She rested her head atop his shoulder and then purred as she whispered so only he could hear.

“Not naturally or usually. But ye’d be surprised what alchemicals ye can find in Booty Bay. Especially when ye’ve a mind to tease someone ye know to be into it.”

“You intended this all night long?” Joshua said.

The pirate snickered in response. She then shifted her stance until she felt his cock slip between her thighs. She then slammed her legs tight capturing the spit-covered shaft between them. Her hips then ground back and forth as she jerked him off against her skin.

“Hold me tits tighter, mate.” Fiona said with a pleasured hiss. “I’d like to watch yer cock when it erupts. Maybe pretend it be mine.”

The human groaned against the forsaken’s skin and she snickered with utter delight. She then slammed her rear against his lap with a soft snickering cackle escaping her lips.

“Mnngh Mnnnh~ Come on Mate,” Fiona teased. “Surely ye got more for me don’t ye?”

The human released Fiona's breasts and listened as they slapped heavily against her chest. He then pushed Fiona forward until her breasts squished against the nearby wall. His feet kicked at the pirate's feet to spread them apart until her ass was right in front of his pulsing tip. Then Joshua pressed his dick against her rear by the time Fiona looked over her shoulder at him.

“I’ve got plenty more for you, Captain. I hope you’re ready.”

Fiona licked her lips and puckered her lips to blow him a kiss. But Joshua's deep thrust broke her focus and coaxed a loud moan from the woman's lips. Their bodies then crashed together in a lewd display of passion. Fiona's tits squished down against chilly wood and his lap slapped against her big fat rear.

The human smirked in delight at breaking the captain's concentration. And in between thrusts he'd glance up and watch the pleasure write upon her expression. And for a while, it seemed as if that was all the thought the forsaken could muster.

Then the captain returned to her senses. She looked over her shoulder and licked her lips when she spotted the human's attention. Her eyes roamed over him from as high and low as she could, while her wobbly jiggly curves rippled and flopped.

“Fuck me, mate!” Fiona hissed. “And make me enjoy me gift to the—”

The human leaned over until his chest covered Fiona's back. He grabbed her hair and held her in place then pressed his lips to hers. Because there was simply nothing that Fiona could say that couldn't be summarized with a kiss between friends…or a long session of sex over one chilly Winter's Veil night.