Chapter 1 - chapter 1

Warning: Yaoi and evil Konan
Here we have Pein, Itachi, Deidara, Konan and Hidan, paired in various ways. If anyone feels disturbed by any of this...
Pein: I feel disturbed! I feel very disturbed, how dare you! You shameless dirty...
Me: No one is asking you, shut the fuck up!
Pein: I fucking hate you, bitch!
Me: Well, it's not my fault that your ass inspires me... Eh-hm, and now the story.

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He was powerful. 
He had enormous strength. They considered him invincible.

They feared him. 
He feared nothing. Just one look of his cold eyes made them shiver. (Yet, they behaved like idiots and often pissed him off, but... eh, whatever.)

He was cruel.
Life meant nothing for him, he was the cause for mountains of corpses and rivers of blood.

He called himself a god. 
Was he really as mighty as a god could be questionable, but he had a divine body that was heavenly hot and no one doubted that. 

He was evil.
He had wicked plans, he wanted the whole world. He didn't hesitate to do anything, no matter how cruel and terrifying, in order to achieve his goals. Some people thought he was megalomanic, but he thought he was just ambitious.

He was their leader.
And they followed him no matter what, and acknowledged his incredible power. He was brutal and relentless, dangerous and horrifying, everyone in Akatsuki knew that. And yet...

"... aaah... slap me... yeah... punish me..."

There were things that some of them knew about, some of them just barely guessed, and some of them had no idea of.


"Konan, I have a problem."
The water in the bath-tub sparkled in the candle light, rose petals lazily drifting on its surface, scent of roses filling the steamy air. Her slender fingers gently massaged his shoulders, she hoped that her touches and the warm water would relax his muscles, but he obviously needed something to ease his mind too.
She bit his ear lightly and whispered "What is it, what bothers you that much?"
"Well, I... he...I don't know..."
She ran her fingers through his wet orange hair, then pressed herself closer to him, wrapped her arms around his waist and leaned her head on his shoulder. 
"Tell me."
"Konan, I have a big problem."

And the problem was big, indeed. Literally. Everyone could tell that by the huge bulge in his tight black leather pants. The problem was so gorgeous, that all of them stared at him in awe, ever since he joined Akatsuki. No, he wasn't just some ordinary pretty boy, there was something dark and mysterious in his beauty, vicious and dirty. There was something in the way his long shiny black hair swayed in the wind, and the defiant sparkles in his eyes, that made all of them shiver every time he looked at them. And when his eyes turned red, his fiery gaze made others tremble and look away. And just the thought of him killing his own clan, evoked images of his ruthless face and delicious body splattered with hot fresh blood, and all that was somehow so exciting and... well, it made him even hotter.
And all these things were really problematic for Pein.
Itachi Uchiha.
Pein wasn't merely infatuated with him, he was intoxicated with him. Itachi Uchiha was like poison that slowly corrupted his mind. From the moment Pein saw him for the first time, he knew he would never stop thinking about him, about his dark eyes, his skin, his silky hair, his sinful body... Pein wanted him madly, but he didn't want to confess it even to himself, he tried to pretend he was just somehow 'interested' in him.

"It's him, am I right?"
"You... you know?"
"Come on, Pein, I've seen how you look at him when you think no one can see you."
Pein sighed. "Does that bother you, Konan?"
"Mmmm" She started kissing his neck. "Don't be silly. I know that you'll always be with me. I'm stuck in your heart and you will never get me out of there, I can see it in your eyes when you look at me, and I can feel it in your touch. Don't worry, you know very well that I don't care who else you have fun with, as long you don't bother me about who else I have fun with."
"I know, Konan, but... I'm not supposed to fall for someone that easily."
"Do you feel guilty? Maybe you need a punishment?"
Her fingers brushed his hardened cock.
He moaned. "Yes... I do."

He was bent over a table. The whip hissed and slapped his ass.
"Aaaah, that was really hard, Konan, you're evil."
"Shut up, you naughty little slut. You want to fuck hot bad boys, huh? How about a bad girl?" She slapped him harder. Again and again.
"Dirty slut!" Her fingers squeezed his reddened ass. "You want him in there, don't you?" She teasingly shoved a finger inside.
"Aaaah, Konan... mmmmm"
"Shut up you whore. You don't deserve it."  She took her finger out. "Now I'll have fun."  She pinched and slapped his ass. "Now go to the bed! Now!" Another slap.
Being commanded like that and the feeling of her hand slapping his ass, it made Pein damn horny. Gods, how much it turned him on. And the dirty talk...
On missions, when he was shouting orders to others, they had no idea how much he enjoyed orders being shouted to him in bed.

He was sprawled in the bed, red fluffy hand-cuffs restrained his arms, Konan was cursing and slapping him as she was roughly riding him, coming again and again. He watched her blue strands swaying wildly, the leather outfit clinging to her heated skin, the wicked smile on her face, and her parted lips, letting out louder moans as she was sliding up and down his huge cock faster and faster, and it made him moan louder too. She licked her fingers and shoved them in his ass, it was uncomfortable position for her, her hand was twisted, her back was arched, but she managed to shove her fingers back and forth as she was moving up and down. Then she deliberately contracted her inner muscles and it made him come right away.

They were lying quietly in the bed, his head resting on her breasts, her fingers playing with his orange strands.
"You just can't get him out of your head, eh? Well, just have him then. I'm sure he won't refuse. I mean, come on, you're hot, besides, even if he doesn't want it, you can make him do it."
Pein sighed. "Well, yeah, I can take him, but..."
Konan smiled. "You want more than just slamming in his ass, right? You want him to do... the things I do to you, and you want his undoubtedly awesome dick in your..."
"Stop it!" Pein was angry. All that Konan had said was true, but he didn't want that damn arrogant Uchiha to see him like that and to enjoy it. Only two people knew about what kind of things he liked in bed. Konan and... He hated the idea of the Uchiha bastard enjoying domination over him, and yet he so desperately wanted him to...
"Damn it, Konan! What do you expect me to do? I can't just go to him and say 'Uchiha, I want you to whip me and fuck me in the ass, oh yeah, and call me a dirty whore while you're doing this, it's an order'. No way! It's ridiculous!"
"But you want it badly, don't you?" She hugged him tighter and kissed his forehead. He moaned quietly and sighed.
"Konan, I don't know what to do."
She smiled, gently stroking his face. When he was shouting orders to others and giving them deathglares, he was scary, even horrifying sometimes. But when the two of them were alone and he was cuddled in bed with her, gods, he was so cute. Her sweet naughty boy.

There was a new mission and Itachi had to be informed about his tasks. 
"Tobi!" Pein glared at him coldly. "Find Itachi-san and bring him here."
Tobu stormed in Itachi's room without knocking on the door. Then he stopped and stared at what was going on in there. Itachi was fucking Deidara. Hard.
Itachi didn't even stop slamming, he just turned his head to glare at Tobi and he growled "What the fuck do you want, damn it?"
"Er... er...Tobi had to tell you something, but Tobi suddenly forgot what it was...er..."
"Well, Tobi, can't you see I'm a little busy right now... aaah... just fuck off, damn it!"
Tobi stormed back to Pein.
"Itachi-san is busy."
Pein punched him and kicked him out of the room.
"I don't give a shit if he's busy! Hidan! Go and bring that Uchiha bastard here. Now!"
The door of Itachi's room opened with a bang and a very angry Hidan appeared.
"Damn you, Uchiha, you fucking moron, get your fucking dick out of that fucking slut and come here, you stupid motherfucker." He was mad, but he drooled at the sight.
"Aaah, aaaah, oh god... just a sec, Hidan... aaaah."
"Uchiha, you fucking idiot, leader wants to see you now! Come here! I said come here!"
"Yeah, all right, I'm coming, Hidan... oooh g-god, yeeeah... I'm c-coming... yeah, I'm coming... ooooooooohhh... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."
And he came. I mean in Deidara.
"Uchiha! You must immediately c- ..., well, just follow me, damn it!"

Pein watched a very irritated and horny Hidan enter the room, followed by Itachi Uchiha. It was obvious what Itachi had been doing just minutes ago. Pein shivered. Itachi had had no time to dress properly, he was wearing only pants, his bare chest was still covered in thin layer of sweat and his long hair was messy, the blissful expression of satisfaction was still on his face. Besides, some of Deidara's cum was still on his stomach, he hadn't managed to wipe it properly.
Pein was about to blush, he could feel he was hardening, but he controlled himself, trying to resist Itachi's breath-taking hotness."
Then Tobi stormed into the room again, and when he saw Itachi he blurted out "Oh, Itachi-san, you came... here, er, you're here."
Itachi smirked wickedly, obviously thinking of something else. "Well, yeah, I CAME."
Pein's brow twitched. "Get out of here, Tobi!"
"Oh" Tobi wanted to stay there. "Well then, but can Tobi COME later?"
"What?" That damn word. "Oh...er... No, you can't come back here later! You... you... out! Now! Damn you, Tobi!"
Pein somehow managed to say all the things he had to say and give all the orders. Then he was finally alone, holding his head, trying to calm down. Someone gently touched his shoulder. It was Konan.
"You're horny, aren't you? Horny for him."
"I can't go to him, Konan!" He felt she was taking his clothes off.
"Then do it with me, Pein."
"I... I want you, but... right now I need... I want someone to... what should I do?"
She smirked. "Well, the usual."

"Aaaah" He was kneeling in the bed, leaning on his arms, Hidan's fingers gripping tightly his orange hair, pulling it hard, and Hidan's dick thrusting violently in his horny ass. And Konan's laughter, filling the room, and her teasing voice.
"You're bad, Pein-chan, slam him hard, Hidan, harder, yeah, harder."
"Whore" Hidan growled and the whip in his other hand slapped Pein's ass. "You fucking greedy whore with a greedy ass!" Hidan slammed him faster and slapped him with the whip harder, thrusting roughly in his soft flesh. 
Konan crawled to them, she gripped Pein's dick and started stroking, and the fingers of her other hand went in Hidan's ass, she synchronized her movements with theirs and they both moaned louder.
"Yeah" Konan's slutty voice tickled Pein's ears. "Punish him, Hidan, punish the dirty bitch."
Pein shuddered and closed his eyes, the image of the person who haunted his thoughts emerged in his mind and he whispered quietly "Itachi..."
"Damn you, whore, you like my dick slamming into you, huh?" Hidan's voice growled in his ear. "Whore!"
Pein writhed at the sound of that word, screamed and came in Konan's hand. She smiled, licked some of the cum and gave the rest to Hidan, shoving her fingers in his mouth. He grunted "Mmmmm, whore, you're delicious."
Then Konan put on herself a strap-on with a huge vibrator. "Now let me do you both." She positioned herself behind Hidan and slid the fake cock in his ass, he was still inside Pein. Then Hidan and Konan started rocking together, she was thrusting into Hidan, he was thrusting into Pein. Hidan stretched his arm to grab Pein's dick, it started hardening again in his fingers. He felt Konan's arms wrapping around him, caressing his chest and pinching his nipples. She bit his neck with a low purring growl, slamming roughly into him. As soon as Hidan came they changed positions. Pein thrusted in Hidan, Konan into Pein and that went on until Hidan and Pein both came. After that the two of them needed some rest, but she didn't let them take their time. "Ready for more?" They started kissing and touching each other, she watched them infatuated.
When they were hard again, they looked at her defiantly.
"You're an evil bitch, Konan" Hidan growled. Then he and Pein grinned and grabbed her. She felt their hands all over her body. Pein burried his face between her legs, Hidan sucked her nipples and shoved a finger in her ass. Soon both of them were slamming into her.
When they were done, Pein and Hidan fell asleep immediately, but Konan stayed awake, thinking about Pein's problem. She remembered him muttering something when Hidan was slamming him. She could swear she had heard him whisper 'Itachi'.

Itachi Uchiha was sitting on his bed, wearing only black leather pants, the strong muscles on his chest slightly twitching, his long hair was loose, a playful smirk was curving his lips.
"You want me to call him what?"
Konan smiled gently, naughty sparkles in her eyes.
"You heard me, Uchiha. You know what I mean."
Itachi's smirk grew larger. "This is going to be fun for sure!"
At that moment Deidara appeared at the bathroom door, naked.
"Oh, Konan-chan, I didn't know you were here, un. Um... will you stay a little longer, I mean join us."
Her gaze slowly explored every detail of Deidara's body. "Sure I'll stay."

"Aaaah, gods, I love these mouths!"
Konan was panting heavily, sweat drenched blue strands sticking to her face. She was straddling Deidara, his hips bucking to slam her harder, his palm mouths sucking her hardened nipples and Itachi slamming into her ass.
"Oooooooooooooh"

She smiled and looked over her shoulder before leaving the room, her eyes met Itachi's. She winked.
"Don't forget what we talked about." Then she went out.
Itachi and Deidara looked at each other.
"Now, Dei, let me tell you about Konan-chan's plan."

to be continued

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Author's Comments 

Awwww, poor Pein-chan, now everyone will read about the dirty things he likes to do. Someone may say it's out of character, but I need to believe that it's oh so absolutely in character. Just no one ever told you about it.

Pein-chan, my dear, say the disclaimer... Er... now why are you hiding there, come on, people are waiting. Hm. Oh dear, are you ashamed? Come on, no one is going to laugh at you...that much. Just get out of there and say the disc-...

Pein: No! *covers his face with his hands*

Me: Eh, fine then. Itachi, sweetie, say the disclaimer.

Itachi: *fucking Deidara* Aaah...ooh...just a sec...ahh

Me: Oh, damn it! Um... Hidan? Disclaimer? Wanna say it?

Hidan: Fuck off, you stupid crazy fucking idiotic retarded...

Me: All right, all right! Eh, jeez... Tobi? Do you wa-

Tobi: Yay! Tobi will say it, Tobi is a good boy, weeee, Tobi will say, yaay... er... er... Tobi had to say something, but Tobi forgot what it was...

Me: Grrrr, uh, whatever! Fine! Fucking characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto!

Itachi: Oooh...aaaaaaaaaah... oh yeah...mmmm *cums hard* Now, what was that thing you wanted me to say?

Me: Uh! Forget it! *hits her head in the wall*