Chapter 0 - Lan's Big Day


            Lan Hikari had a pretty sweet life. He had a nice house, was married to his childhood sweetheart, and was a hero to people everywhere. Now, when we say “hero” we aren’t talking about a celebrity, although he was definitely that, too. No, Lan Hikari was a certified, card carrying defender of justice who spent his days beating up super powered criminals for fun and profit. He had been doing so since he was twelve, and now that he was in his early twenties, he was a legend the world over. He tried his best to stay modest and humble, but sometimes the glory and idol worship got to his head a little.

Today was one of those days. He had just trounced a particularly mediocre cyber threat with his partner in crime, Megaman; who, as it turns out, is also the digital resurrection of Lan’s twin brother… it’s all very sciencey.

Lan walked into his house, kicked off his shoes, and immediately flopped down on the couch. He shifted around a little as he got into his nice, comfy groove. He had been lying on the couch like this for years; so long, in fact, that the cushions had long since permanently adjusted to the contours of his body. It was then that disaster struck. He was already in his perfectly comfy position, but the remote was all the way over there, on the coffee table. That’s a whole four feet. It may as well be in China. Lan groaned. He would have to get up and go get it… unless…

“Maaayyylllll. Hey! Mayl! Are you home!?” Lan called out to his wife. He could hear heavy footfalls as someone approached. Sure enough, his wife appeared in the doorway at the far end of the room. She was every bit as pretty as she had always been, except maybe a little thicker in the middle. Her short brown hair was neatly styled, and she overall seemed very slim and fit, the exception being her massively protruding belly. Mayl was very, very pregnant. Shortly after moving in together, Mayl had gotten knocked up. That was over seven months ago, and now she looked like she had swallowed a planet.

“What’s up?” she asked curiously. Her mood quickly soured as she saw her husband sprawled out on the couch pointing pitifully at the TV remote which rested not even four feet away. “Did you really just call me out here to fetch the remote for you?” She snapped testily.

“Well… yeah. I mean. You’re already up, anyway, right?” He replied, grinning sweetly. Usually, Lan’s big brown eyes, tussled brown hair which was perpetually held up by a tacky headband, and goofy grin were enough to melt her heart, but she had been having a very rough time lately. She was just about fed up with Lan’s antics. She was about eight months pregnant and that shiftless layabout couldn’t even be arsed to pick up his own damn remote. Sure, she had a shorter fuse than normal due to her condition, but this was something that had been going on for ages and had just gotten worse since she had gone on maternity leave. Lan didn’t seem to understand that maternity leave wasn’t some paid holiday from work; Mayl was not physically in any condition to be going down to the lab every day, and she sure as hell wasn’t in any condition to be playing nanny, cook, and housecleaner for some immature, emotionally stunted pseudo-cop.  

Mayl stomped across the room, picked up the remote, and flung it straight at her hubby’s smug face. Lan didn’t acknowledge her ire. In fact, it didn’t even seem like he noticed. He calmly caught the projectile remote with superhuman grace and ease and turned his attention to the colorful images that now occupied the TV screen. Mayl let out a muffled, furious scream as she turned around to stomp loudly out of the room. That would have been it, but Lan didn’t seem to know when to leave well enough alone. “Hey, babe, What’s for dinner? I’m starving!” He called after her.

Mayl was furious. She slowly turned to face her oblivious lover as the rage boiled beneath her skin. “What was that? May I remind you who is that is expecting? If anything, you should be the one looking after me.”

“Yeah, but I thought that since you’ve been home all day you should have had plenty of time. I was out saving the world. Twice, I might add. So come on. Can’t you just make me a sandwich or something?”

He said it. He actually said it. Mayl was beyond furious now. On top of all the other crap, Lan had had the unmitigated gall the utter those four fateful words that pretty much guaranteed that whosoever was dumb enough to say to their significant other would not be getting any for at least a week.  “Make me a sandwich, he says.” Mayle muttered quietly under her breath. “Ooohhoohooo, I’ll get you something, don’t you worry.” She muttered slightly louder as her voice quivered with rage. Apparently her second outburst was loud enough to be heard, but Lan was still oblivious to her angst.

“Thanks, babe.” He replied casually as he aimlessly flipped through the channels.

Mayl slowly and calmly strolled out of the front room, down the hall, and past the guest room that they had recently been renovated into a nursery for their impending infant. She took one quick glance at the small crib in the middle of the room as she walked past. “Oh, we’re going to need a much bigger crib than that.” She muttered darkly as she continued towards her office.

Now, there are two things that you should know about Mayl. The first of which is that she had always had good grades in school. As she got into middle school, Lan’s father, a brilliant and well recognized scientist in his own right, had taken notice of her aptitude and put her on the fast track to glory. By the time she was sixteen, her scientific mind and adaptability to hardships had already gotten her a college degree. By the time she was twenty she already had a PhD in biochemistry and was well on her way to a second in gene therapy.

The second thing you should know about her is that even though she was officially on maternity leave, she had never stopped working on her current projects. Her small office had a few rudimentary lab machines in it, and her coworkers had been bringing her supplies and other equipment almost daily. She reached into the drawer in her desk and pulled out a small metal sided attaché case. She unlocked the case, and pulled out a small silver device that looked much like a hot glue gun, but instead of a slot for glue sticks, it had a slot to slide in vials of chemicals. She then turned around and opened up the gene sequencer that had been quietly spinning behind her. She knew that these samples were fresh and needed to incubate for several more hours, but that just made her want to use them even more. In their current state, the genetic material was extremely virulent and potent.

She held the injector behind her back as she casually strolled back into the front room. Lan was still sprawled out on the couch without a care in the world, leaving her to cook and clean up after him. She could feel vein in her forehead pulsing as she tried to stifle her anger. She took a deep breath to calm herself and called out to her husband, “Oh, Lan, honey. Are you ready for your surprise?” She forced a pleasant grin as she tightened her grip on the injector.

“Am I ever!” Lan perked up. He didn’t know what it was but he hoped it was food. Sex was good, too, but definitely food or sex.

“Now hold out your hand and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise.” She replied in a singsong voice as she swayed closer and closer in time with her little lyric. Lan shrugged and did as he was told. Chances were good that he wasn’t getting any sex, unless they miraculously made sex that fits in your hand, but food was still a very real possibility.

Mayl placed the injector on top of the couch so that she would have access to both hands and grabbed Lan by the wrist with one hand while she traced a path down his arm with the pointer and middle fingers on her other hand. She would pat different spots every so often in an attempt to find a vein. Lan was taking the whole thing remarkably well. It was so cute they way he was innocently playing along that Mayl began to feel her ire melt away. She was about to call the whole thing off when there went that mouth of his again. “Man. This is the weirdest foreplay I have ever had, but I am always up to try new things. I’ve been a little pent up since you stopped putting out.”

It took all of her self control to not snap Lan’s wrist like a twig right then and there, but she knew her real revenge would be so much sweeter. Almost as if the universe was goading her on, a clear vein appeared on Lan’s arm. A cruel smile spread across Mayl’s lips as she pressed the tip of the injector against Lan’s arm and pulled the trigger. “Ow! Ow! Ow! What the hell, woman!?” Lan cried as the device pumped the serum into him. He tried to jerk his hand away, but Mayl refused to let him get away. The injector was designed to carefully measure doses and administer them. Each vial was designed to be a full twelve doses, but Mayl was so furious she had ignored the instructions and pumped the entirety of the fluid into her husband’s arm. It only took a few second for the entire vial to be pumped into Lan’s bloodstream. Once the deed was done, she released his hand and proudly strode out of the room.

Lan continued to curse and moan as he rubbed the welt that had formed on his arm. What was she thinking, anyway? Was she trying to brand him like a cow? What kind of nutjob marks their husband with a glue gun anyway? To his surprise, the pain vanished quickly, and the welt soon followed. Once the pain was gone, he started to feel tired, but aside from that, he felt pretty good. His skin felt all warm and tingly. He wasn’t sure what was causing it, but it was strangely pleasant.

Lan shrugged it off and laid back down on the couch. He wasn’t really that hungry anyway, and there was a great show on. He’d make something after it was over. Lan continued to lie there watching the mid-afternoon drivel, blissfully unaware of the changes that were happening in his body. Well, most of the changes anyway. He was pretty sure that his dick felt bigger. He absentmindedly slipped his hand down the front of his pants as he continued to watch Space Ranger J continue to single handedly fight off hordes of Mandolorians.

Lan’s pants felt a little snug, but he attributed it to his now slightly above average cock. He shifted his weight so he could pull down his shorts. Once free of the canvas confines, he haphazardly chucked his shorts over the back of the chair and continued to stroke his newly enhanced dick and watch anime. He made a note to thank Mayl later for whatever she had done to him. His foot long cock was already spilling out the bottom of his formerly loose boxers. The thick shaft and accompanying apple sized balls were filling out the front of the boxers and then some. Lan attributed the extra tightness in the back to the sheer size of his junk in the front. He was still completely oblivious to his junk in the trunk.

Lan’s shirt also felt extremely tight, but he chose to ignore it as best he could. He usually wore fairly tight fitting clothes to accentuate his lithe physique so he was no stranger to snug fits, and besides, for some reason, his nipples felt super sensitive tonight. The tight fabric mashing against his overly sensitive nips were sending shockwaves of pleasure through his body. He did find it slightly odd that large wet spots were forming on the front of his shirt, but shrugged it off; sweaty nipples were a small price to pay for being hung like a horse.

As Lan continued to watch TV, more or less unaware of his transformation, Mayl was making a panicked phone call to her boss. “Mrs. Ayano. Mrs. Ayano. Please pick up!” Mayl muttered under her breath. When the large view screen finally lit up, there was a petit, stately looking young woman seated on the other side. The lady’s long, blond hair was pulled back into a long, elegant braid. “Mrs. Ayano!” Mayl shouted in relief.

“Please, darling. Just call me Yai when we aren’t on the clock. We’ve known each other far too long for that.” The woman replied. “I’ve always been more of your benefactor than your boss anyway. How is your latest project coming, anyway?”

“Yai, I may have made a mistake!” Mayl blurted out suddenly. “It’s Lan!”

“Honey, I’ve been telling you that for years.” Yai replied flatly. “You need a man with poise, with class. We have both known Lan since we were kids. His heart is in the right place, but his head is up his ass.”

“What? No! It’s not that! Well… it’s kind of that. It’s just, he made me so… so…. Mad. He didn’t take this pregnancy seriously at all. I wanted to teach him a lesson that he would never forget.” Mayl rapidly explained. A knowing grin spread across Yai’s face as she listened intently.

“Oh. This is going to be good! You dosed him, didn’t you? Do you know how a male subject will react?” Yai was leaning in closely know. She was positively giddy with just how scandalous the latest gossip she was hearing from her childhood friend was. She couldn’t wait to see Lan strolling around town with his new assets. That was sure to teach him a thing or two about how to treat a lady.

“It gets worse!” Mayl shouted.

“It gets better!?” Yai gasped in shock.

“I gave him the whole vial. Twelve hole doses! Fresh!” Mayl continued to confess her sins fervently as Yai struggled not to laugh.

“Well, there’s nothing we can do about it now.” Yai spoke calmly, but there was a devious smirk trying desperately to appear at the corner of her lips. “I’ll expect a full write up of the events as well as regular biometrics. Let’s turn this mishap into the scientific event of the century.”

Yai was still struggling to hold back her giggles. She was about to end the call right there so she could cackle like any good socialite who was privy to super science gone wrong would do in her situation, but she remembered one last loose end to tie up. “Oh, and darling, I’ll send over some servants to take care of the place while you and your beau are holed up.” With that, Yai abruptly cut the communication. Once she was sure the line was dead she started giggling madly, and she didn’t stop for at least twenty minutes.

Lan was still lying on the couch, enjoying at least one of his new enhancements. His boxers had gotten so tight that he could no longer slip his hand down the front, but he was content to just idly rub his hand along the shaft through the thin fabric. He still had not figured out that it was not just his dick that was growing and causing his pants to get tighter. His hips were getting slightly wider as well, but the change in his hips paled in comparison to the changes in his ass. His originally small, cute bubble butt had ballooned out all around. His thick, heavy cheeks strained hard against the fabric of his boxers.

The changes did not just affect him down below, though. Up top a different set of changes were taking place. His gut had swollen up to the point where it was the size of a large, round basketball, but it did not feel flabby. If anything, the skin on his tummy seemed to be pulled taut. His big, round gut was nice and firm. Above Lan’s swollen abdomen his previously lean pecs had grown, too. He now had a relatively small, but very real set of pert breasts.

Lan was getting uncomfortable lying on his side like he had been. His couch groove seemed to be shifting around him. No matter how hard he tried, he could not seem to settle back in to his normal spot. He fidgeted and twisted in the seat, still unaware that it was not the chair that was shifting. Lan finally gave up and began to get up from the couch, It was then that some of his changes finally started to dawn on him. Now that he was seated flat on his ass, he could feel how much thicker and cushiony his cheeks felt. His boxers felt so tight that they could burst open at any second. Now that he was upright, he could feel the strain on his lower back from his huge gut and heavy breasts. He hadn’t even been paying attention to his chest this whole time. His tightness in his shirt had faded early on, and he had just tuned the rest of it out. Now that he looked down he could see his huge, exposed guy hanging out of the bottom of his shirt. His T-shirt now looked like it was being worn by a Hooters girl. His porn star knockers filled out his t-shirt entirely.

He watched in awe as his body was visibly expanding before his eyes. His gut was getting fuller and fuller by the second, and his tits were straining against the fabric of his shirt as they too swelled and swelled. Lan didn’t even dare look down, but he could feel the stitches on the side of his boxers popping as his ass outgrew those too.

Lan was panicking now. He did the one thing he could think of. He pulled his girth up from out of the chair and went to find Mayl. He groaned audibly as he stood up; his entire body felt so heavy and stiff. The surge of adrenaline in his system seemed to spur the changes to happen faster and faster. As Lan staggered through the house to find his wife he could hear fabric snapping and falling away. His back of his boxers blew out as his immense ass became far too large for them to hold in; soon the waistband gave out as his hips spread too wide for those too. His T-shirt was the last to go, but soon his jugs grew so large that they burst free as well. As his tits flopped free, large droplets of milk sprayed through the air. Once free, his large nipples continued to dribble a steady stream of milk. The collar was the only part of the shirt that was still intact. The torn up wreckage of the t-shirt hung from the collar like a misshapen bib. Lan tore the rag off in frustration and continued to search the house for his wife.

He finally found her sitting calmly in her office. She rose from her chair when she saw his immense form fill the doorway. “Hello, honey. How are you feeling?” She cooed. A look of smug satisfaction was visible on her face.

“Why did you do this to me?” Lan demanded.

“That should be obvious.” Mayl explained calmly. “You never once lifted a finger to help out around here despite my condition. I thought you might need to learn a thing or two about being pregnant firsthand. Maybe it’d give you a better outlook on life.”

“Ok. You made your point. Change me back!” Lan pleaded. His body was still expanding. If he got much bigger he wouldn’t even be able to get through the doorways. As it was, his gigantic ass was so wide that he had to struggle to pull it through the doorframe after him.

“Sorry, but no can do. You are officially knocked up. I can’t just undo it, but on the plus side, you’re going to be a daddy! Isn’t that exciting?” Mayl commented with a bit of snark in her voice.

“But I was already going to be a daddy. You’re already pregnant. That’s how it should be!” Lan snapped back.

“Oh, so it’s my job to be a little baby factory for you?” Mayl retorted. A little bit of malice was audible in her tone.

“Look. I didn’t mean it like that at all. I mean, you’re a woman. You already have all the parts. I am not physically equipped to have a baby!” Lan continued to plead desperately.

“Well, congratulations. You are now fully equipped to bare children, and you’ve got perfect hips for it.” Mayl commented as she eyed Lan’s wide hip and massive rump.  By this point, Lan was more than equipped for it. His tits were absolutely huge; each enlarged mammary was larger than even Mayl’s huge baby bump. Lan’s large belly was bigger than Mayl’s whole body. Lan’s ass was easily the biggest part of his body; each engorged cheek was as at least as large as his bloated belly. The huge masses of shapely flesh were so large that his rump brushed the ground, yet still remained firm and supple. “besides, the damage is done. I can’t reverse it even if I wanted to. So just try and enjoy it. Motherhood has its own rewards, you know.” She added. In spite of his complaints, it was obvious that Lan was at least enjoying the feeling if nothing else. The steady stream of milk trickling from his nipples and pre oozing from his massive, rock hard cock made it pretty obvious how amazing he felt.

Mayl had been so fixated on Lan’s feminine changes that she hadn’t even registered the enhancements to Lan’s male attributes at first, but now that she noticed them, she couldn’t imagine that Lan was upset about that change. Lan’s respectable cock had enlarged to almost three feet of rigid shaft with beanbag chair size testicles to go along with it. 

“Ok… ok… I get it, but I mean. I’m already so huge. Bigger than even you. I’m going to be ready to give birth any minute now at this rate, right?” Lan asked. A small glimmer of hope was in his eyes.

“Afraid not. You’re in it for the long haul. You’re not even done with the first trimester yet.”

“Sooo, what are we talking about. Hours? Days?” Lan Asked, still hopeful for some good news. He could stand to be holed up a few days. It would be like a vacation; a very awkward, very bloated vacation.

“Look. I think you should sit down.” Mayl sighed, but then she noticed that they didn’t have any chairs in the room that could support Lan’s immense bulk; they probably didn’t even have one in the house. “Ok. Maybe not.”

“Here’s the thing.” Mayl explained. “My research has not been on speeding up pregnancy. Quite the opposite in fact. You see. Studies have shown that babies who have a longer gestation period end up having much higher intelligence and much higher physical capabilities. I’ve been studying ways to make extended gestation safe and healthy for both the parent and child.”

“So you are making slow pregnancies to make super babies?” Lan asked incredulously.  

“If you want to make it sound so crass, sure.”

“What does this have to do with me being… this.” Lan gestured at his bulky form.

“Well, the first stage of the process is to modify the parent body so that it can sustain the added strain of a prolonged pregnancy.”

“So… you gave me a super birthing body for a super pregnancy?”

“Again. You make it sound so crude, but yes. My research is in a position to speed up human evolution by centuries.”

“So… how long am I looking at?” Lan asked. A hint of fear was obvious in is voice.

“Well… the longest we have ever seen in a simulation is fourteen months.”

Lan’s mouth hung open in shock at the news. “That’s over a year!”

“Yes, and we have never tested the effects of such a high dose… or such a potent strain of the formula…” Mayl took a deep breath before continuing. “It could be a lot longer than that, but on the plus side, once your genetic makeup steadies itself, the changes will slow down immensely. Once that is done, you will just grow a little bit all over for the duration of the process, just like a normal pregnancy.”

Lan’s mouth hung open as he soaked it all in. The silence seemed to last forever as he processed it all. He was huge now, but it was still just the tip of the iceberg. He struggled to collect his thoughts enough to think of something to say, but what could he say? He just found out he was going to be living as a bloated freak of nature; a freak with an amazing rack, an amazing ass, and a cock to die for, but still a freak nonetheless. Worst off all he would just get more and more comically disproportioned as the months stretched on to years. As worried as he was about what other people would say when they say him, he was even more worried about his throbbing erection. The more the news set in, the more he felt like he could blow his load at any second. It was almost as if he was enjoying these changes. He did like the jumbo cock… and the huge balls felt pretty amazing too… and what guy doesn’t want his own set of mega-tits to play with whenever? Lan’s hands idly drifted to his massive boobs as he thought about it. The streams of milk increased in force as he gently massaged the pert, supple masses.

 Lan’s journey of self discovery was cut short by his net-gear chiming. Lan and Mayl turned to see the large view screen in the room light up and Megaman appear on the screen. “Lan. There’s a call from… oh my.” Megaman held a hand to his mouth as he gasped in shock at his operator’s new body. “Umm… It’s Mr. Famous. He needs to speak to you. He say’s its urgent.”

“Fine. Put him through, but first…” Lan waddled forward and lifted the screen off the wall and held it so that only his face was visible. Moments later, the face of Lan’s boss appeared on the screen.

“Agent Hikari you are needed at once.” The man barked. Even though he was only in his thirties he was looking haggard and bits of grey were visible in his hair. His dark glasses completely obscured his eyes, but Lan figured that even his eyes probably looked a bit weary, too.

“Um… I don’t think I can help you, sir.”

“And why not!? We’re under attack, Lan! Whatever you are doing can wait! And cut the Sir crap. I’m not old yet!” The older man continued to shout. “And what is up with your screen! You look like you’re taking one of those stupid selfies my daughter posts to her Facebook.”

“Um… sir. I haven’t got a thing to wear…” Lan explained nervously.

“You sound like my wife! Think I care? There are cyber terrorists on the loose. All other agents are busy. You could save the day in a thong and you’d still look like a hero. Lord knows you’ve saved the day in less.” Mr. Famous snapped irritably. “Look, kid, you’re a celebrity and a hero. As long as you have your badge, you could be out there in your birthday suit and no one will so much as question it. Just get out there!”

The screen went blank, and Lan’s face turned white. He knew he had to go save the day, but could he even do anything in his condition. One thing was sure. He had to try. He turned and tried to leave the room, but his immense ass was now too large for the frame. It took a few minutes of him struggling forward while Mayl shoved from behind for him to finally slide through. It was obvious that him moving around was going to be harder than he had anticipated.

Lan grabbed a large sheet from the closet and wrapped it around him like a toga. It did little to cover his huge, ground scraping nuts, or his massive, still erect cock that poked out four feet in front of him, and it only covered the top half of his enormous ass, but at least he had something that passed as clothes. Just the thought of being clothed was enough to give Lan the confidence he needed to get out there and kick some cyber-ass. He slipped his badge around his neck and hooked his net-gear to his wrist and set off.

After a few more minutes of struggling to fit out the front door, Lan embarked on a quest to save the day. He strode proudly down the sidewalk; each heavy footfall reverberated through the street to announce his presence. All eyes were on him as he went. Lan looked around as he went; his eyes darting from person to person. Each and every person was staring at him with a look of wonder and awe. Lan didn’t even know how long he had been naked, but he figured he had probably lost his sheet when he forced his way through the doorway. It didn’t matter anymore. He dared anyone to look at him. He dared everyone to look at him. Everyone who saw him would see how beautiful his body had become, and he knew the changes were nowhere near over.

Even as he marched to the subway he could feel himself expanding. His already gigantic belly had long since surpassed even the largest exercise ball and continued to grow. His humongous boobs were far larger than any he had ever seen before. Each tit was the size of a large beach ball and still expanding; the stream of milk had never once abated. His cock now was thicker than his body used to be, and almost as tall. It stuck out in front of him almost five feet. His massive balls were like two large, squishy round couches that trailed along behind him, and last, but certainly not least, was his colossal ass. Each huge cheek of his shapely rump was a queen size bed unto itself, and yet despite their size, they remained as firm and supple as ever. His massive ass and hips were so wide that he had to struggle to get through the double wide doors to get onto the tram. He was fully aware of how ridiculous his lithe, lean arms and legs looked compared to the bulbous mass of the rest of his body.

Lan sat down, and waited for the tram to leave. The struts creaked as the cabin tilted to one side under his immense weight. He was fortunate that there were so few people on the train with him, but then again, very few people would be interested in going into the site of a cyber-terrorist attack. The few confused passengers either didn’t know about the attack or didn’t care. Lan assumed that at least a few of them were just along for the ride so they could scope him out as he rode.

Lan’s gigantic cock was so long that it pressed against the far wall of the cabin. His enormous, round gut rested on top of his massive cock, and extended out almost as far but was definitely a lot wider. His gigantic, full jugs stuck out heavily to either side of his gut. Each one was the size of the large exercise balls at the gym. Despite their size they remained as pert and perky as ever, and they felt so sensitive and full that he had trouble keeping his hands off of them. His ass was so massive that even though he was sitting in the center of a row of four seats, the sides of his butt still hung over on either side.

Lan was so glad to get a chance to sit for a bit. Carrying around all that bulk was hard work, and the train ride gave him a chance to really explore his new body. Lan leaned back and ran his hands along his taut tummy. The sensation of his fingers along his belly was amazing. He could feel the tingles of pleasure coursing through his entire gut. He couldn’t help but wonder what it would feel like when his kids were big enough to start kicking. By the time he was that far along, he would be truly huge, he realized. He couldn’t wait.

As the excitement over his impending growth got to him, Lan continued to rub his belly sensually. The combined mental and physical stimulation was enough to finally send his long erect cock over the edge. He moaned loudly as gallons of cum flowed from his enormous balls. His thick jets of spunk splashed against the far window, completely covering it with his spooge. The few other passengers were also caught in the splash. Many of them seemed too mesmerized by the titanic cumshot to even try to move; others seemed to welcome it and even moved in closer. He felt like he hadn’t cum in forever, and now that the dam had been broken, he felt like he might never stop ever again. The waterfall of jizz poured off the window and pooled on the floor of the tram. By the time Lan had finally stopped cumming, there was a pool of spooge several inches deep that filled the entire cabin. Lan looked around and shot a self-satisfied grin to all the other passengers.

When the tram finally came to a stop, Lan struggled to get back to his feet. He groaned loudly as he strained against his own bulk. He had definitely gotten even bigger while he rode, he realized happily. He struggled to get through the door, but his ass was now far too wide for even the double doors to the train. He moaned softly as a collective of tiny hands shoved up against his soft, supple ass flesh. The rest of his fanclub were all uniting to shove him through the threshold. When he was finally free and turned and gave an appreciative wave to all the other passengers. They all waved back. Many of them stared at their hands in awe. They could not believe that they had touched such a godly being. Many of them were already swearing they may never wash their hands again.

As Lan marched proudly towards the embattled power plant, he saw a familiar green suit jacket with an equally familiar, ridiculous frog hat. The figure spun around to greet him, and Lan was greeted with the face of his longtime friend, ally, and local news personality. Ribitta was shocked beyond words at what she saw, and that is no small feat for her. She placed her fingers to her lips and whistled sharply, and the news crews came running. Lan grinned and nodded at all of them as he continued his march.

“Oh, my god. Do you see that ass?” Ribitta asked breathlessly. She wanted to dive right in and nestle between the two gargantuan cheeks, but instead she turned to face her news crew. “Quickly. All cameras on Lan. We need some of this film for the evening news! You! Get a close up of that ass!”

As the local news began running film of Lan’s glorious new body, other news channels began to send their crews over. Soon the entire media circus was fixated on the godly form of the legendary net battler. Televisions the world over glowed with Lan’s voluptuous form. Soon every station in the world was covering the story. Everyone could turn on their TV and watch Lan’s enormous shapely ass, immense rigid cock, colossal balloon-like belly, and bodacious tatas in full 3D HD. Lan smiled knowingly at the cameras as he continued his march to battle. “If you like me now…” he thought to himself, “wait until I’m really huge.” 