Chapter 1 - Status Ailments and How (Not) to Avoid Them

Y/N L/N 'The Ultimate Thief' was sitting within the schools very cozy cafeteria, where he was discussing his private life with his significant other, Celestia Ludenberg 'The Ultimate Gambler'.

Well, at least that was what he planned to talk about.

They sat across from each other, that's when a few of their classmates came in sat with them, Y/N had a panicked look as he shot his eyes at Celeste.

She quietly took one last sip off her Tea as she requested he get her more, he awkwardly faced away from the entering group as he gabbed her cup and plate before rushing into the kitchen.

The group sat at the table with Celeste and engaged in friendly banter, of class and whatnot, but Celeste's eye's were drawn to the kitchen, where she smirked, knowing what she'd done.

By this point Y/N has the tea made to perfection, but he still had another to deal with, the insane hard on Celeste stuck him with.

About 25 minutes ago Y/N got a text from Celeste to meet him for an evening date, Y/N was busy at the time with 'work' that his team had to finish before the end of the month, his fellow thieves thought they made steady progress for the day and decided that they'd reconvene on another day, but not before his leader Ren decided to give him a pricey bit of medicine as token of appreciation for all his hard work. (He makes Y/N carry all the medical supplies.)

It didn't take him long to show, a little less than 15 minutes, he was overly surprised when he saw Celeste sitting with two cups in front of her, she sat quietly, waiting for him to come over and join her.

He did so, setting his backpack on the end of the table next to them and looked at the cup she pushed in front of him.

"Well this is new, usually I make the tea for us, what's the occasion?"

"Oh, no occasion, you've just been especially adequate in serving me recently, I wished for you to have a small break as to not work you to death, dear."

Y/N shrugged, as far as compliments went that's the best you'll ever get out of Celeste, but it was defiantly fishy.

He took the cup in hand and tried his best not to shatter the incredibly delicate china, last time he did was more than enough motivation to invoke an almost violent reaction in him.

He sipped it slowly, his eyes widened as he downed the rest of it instantly, he set the cup down and let out a refreshed sigh.

"Mmm! What's in this?"

Celeste smirked slightly, Y/N looked a bit confused as his head felt light, he put his hand to his head and found himself sweating a bit, it's winter.

"W-What? Why am I..."

"In fact, you've been doing so well... You deserve a reward."

"What do you...?"

Celeste held back a laugh as she put a small bottle in between them on the table.

"I acquired a small dose of this from a certain chef we know, he informed me that every single drop was needed to obtain results, and I must say, this is beyond what I had expected."

Y/N's vision was cloudy but he could see that there was barely a drop left in the bottle, he zipped down his jacket and wiped his head with his sleeve.

"A... T-Trap..."

Y/N tried to grab the medicine Ren gave him but he couldn't reach his bag, he felt something ride against his crotch, he groaned through his teeth and brought his arm onto the table.

"C-Cel..."

"Hush now, you've done enough, allow me."

Y/N put his head down on the table as she worked wonders underneath, before long he was rock hard, Celeste giggled into her hand as Y/N tried to shakily straighten himself out in his seat.

You know what happens next from that point, now Y/N was peaking outside at the table, he could tell she was getting impatient and would send someone after him soon.

"Damnit guys, why'd you have to come now..."

Y/N thought for a second before an idea came to him, as a thief he's had to sneak through far tougher security, if he just snuck back then he wouldn't be seen, then once he gets close enough he'll walk backwards and purposefully trip into his seat, even if it might spill some of the tea.

As Y/N enacted his plan he immediately attracted the gazes of everyone, he froze as he spun around and started backpedaling to his seat.

He sat down and sighed, his friends, although a little curious as to why he'd done that, were none the wiser.

"Darling, may I?"

"Oh, right, here."

Y/N sat then cup in front of Celeste, but at that very moment he realized, three people sat across from him, the table has three seats on each side, nobody on the other side was Celeste.

"Thank you, Dearest."

Celeste politely took the cup from in front of Y/N and pulled it over to herself, Y/N knew what sitting next to Celeste when she was in the mood was like, but maybe she'd be too afraid with people?

That thought shattered in his mind as her felt something tightly wrapped around his cock, he exhaled and looked down to see her right hand slowly and steadily jerking him, so slowly that nobody would notice but the two of them.

"C-Cel... C-Can't... Much..."

"Hmm? What wrong Y/N? You look really red."

"It's nothing, M-Mahiru, I'm- mmm! Fine...!"

"Okay... You are getting proper rest at night, right?"

It took all the willpower in Y/N's body to not bash a hole through the table, Celeste continued to find a way to make it fast and more tantalizing.

"F-Fuck... Yes..."

"Good, and don't be so vulgar! Especially around a high class woman like Celeste."

That concept of refined nobility that she portrays would wash away if you saw what she was doing to this poor boy, teasing him in front of his friends.

Celeste just about finished her Tea as Y/N lowered his head again, he felt a lewd warmth growing in him, just a little more and-

"Exquisite, thank you, Y/N, for the treat, now let's be on our way."

"H-Huh!?"

Celeste stood up and walked out of the room, Y/N sat there for a second before he felt something buzz in his pocket, he glanced at his phone, a text from Celeste read, "My quarters, you have 5 minutes."

"Y/N, are you sure you're okay? Maybe you should go see Mikan."

Y/N contemplated crushing his phone in his hand as he groaned, even though she only barely touched him he was barely holding it together, if she had just kept it up for another second then-

"Yep! Nurse's office it is! See you all!"

He stood up from his seat, grabbed his backpack and hid his lower half behind it as he hightailed it outta there.

He did everything he could to sneak through the hall to the dorms.

When he did arrive at Celestes dorm room he was nearly frothing at the mouth, he stumbled over his feet and fell onto his hands and knees, the contents of his backpack spilled across the floor.

"Oh my, so eager already."

"C-Cel... Help... Please..."

Y/N crawled up to Celestes crossed legs she sat on the end of her bed, clad in a black bunny leotard, black fishnets, and bunny ears on her headband, his desperation was unmistakably excruciating by how he grabbed her leg.

"Oh dear, perhaps I teased you a little more than needed." She said to herself, he writhed on the floor, slowly trying to look up, he tried desperately to grab anything.

"T-Taeko..."

Celeste's expression dropped, she specified to Y/N to only use her real name sparingly and only when they were 100% alone, so when he said her name with the fatigued suffrage lacing his words he struggled to even say, she felt horrible.

Y/N rose to one knee as he grabbed onto her bedsheets and pulled himself up, he sat himself down on the bed as he undid his belt buckle.

"Cel... The red can... I need..."

Celeste looked on the floor and spotted the can, wait, there's three cans, all colored different hues of red.

She went with her gut and grabbed the darkest one, she cracked it open and poured it into his mouth for him.

"...Ugghhh... Can I see that drug you gave me?"

She reached into her pocket and pulled out the vial, Y/N looked at the side.

"Caution: Abuse of this compound is strictly prohibited, recommended doses.

Human: 1 drop in a drink.

Wildebeest: half of vial in drinking source.

Elephant: Whole bottle."

He dropped the vial and sat up, Celeste stood up and hastily apologized, "I must have misheard him, love." 

"I'm sick and tired of you pulling this shit, Cel!"

He shot up to his feet and grabbed the can out of her hand, he looked at the label.

"Damn it! Not this red can! The- Gghh!!!"

He dropped the can and gripped his head, he looked down and saw his erection grew bigger, he'd drank a 'Muscle Drink' that had made him enraged, the opposite of what he needed.

"I just wanted to do something different!" She snapped back at him.

"One of these days, I swear to fucking God!" Y/N yelled at her as he grit his teeth and leaned towards her.

"You swear what!? What'll a lowly cur like you do! Huh!?" She leaned forwards too, the two looked each other in the eyes, neither willing to compromise.

She grabbed his head and crashed her lips on his, he ran his hands all over her body, grazing over her peachy thighs and supple ass.

He lifted her up by her thighs, she wrapped her legs around him as she felt his now 10 inch cock slide between her cheeks.

They rip away from one anothers mouths, leaving a strand of saliva connecting their lips.

"Fuck this, if you don't ruin me with this fat bitch breaker dick, I'll go insane."

"A good bitch speaks when spoken to!"

He pushed her back up against the wall, grabbed the lower half of her costume and ripped it off, he pulled his near foot long cock up and down against her flooding pussy, she was trying moan but he held her mouth shut with his hand, dominating her without a doubt.

Once he got sick of waiting, he pushed the first four inches in slowly, Celeste was squirming and spasming, she whined loudly into his palm as he abruptly forced the rest in all at once.

"Good bitch, now beg."

He retracted a third of his length and uncovered her mouth, she panted while her eyes watered, "I said, BEG!" He spanked her ass with full force, she screamed out, "Fuck me! Fuck my rich bitch brain out!" Needing no more prompting, he set a quick pace of thrust in motion, going deeper little by little each time, until his pelvis loudly collided with her hips.

She threw her arms around his shoulders and kisses his neck, leaving traces of a thin layer of lipstick on him, before she could continues however, her eyes closed involuntarily when Y/N hit certain area of her inside, making her lose control briefly.

He grabbed her by the top of her hair and yanked her back in place, he let go of it and started gently running his hair through her silky, strands of midnight.

"Look at me, hey, Look!"

"Oooooh~~~!!! Y-Yes ssirrrrr!!!"

"You play so tough, but I know your game." He stated as he rammed his top against her womb, threatening entrance.

"So I also that Bitches like you- Fuck, secretly love being bred like this! By your commoner boyfriend, like some cheap common whore!"

She panted even more as she felt him kissing her insides with his titanic member, precum draining out of him.

"What do you have to say, Huh!?" Her tongue hung out of her mouth as she mumbled under her breath.

"What was that!? Speak up fuckmeat! You're addicted to me!" 

"FFFFffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk!!!!! Yeeeesss!!! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Use me!!! My insides are yourssss!"

He grabbed her chin and turned her face to his, he harshly slapped her, she moaned loudly and dug her nails into his back, dropping blood down his back as she began another wild dance of tongues with him.

He grabbed her, held her hard against the wala and pounded the hardest he has yet, feeling more of depth, enough to make him, "C-Cumming."

He tried to pullout, she locked her legs around his waist, the additional resistance made him teeter over the edge.

"AAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHGHGHHH~~~~~!!!! FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK MMMEEEEEERRE!!! GIVE IT TO ME!! FILL ME WITH YOUR BOILING CUMMMM!!!"

He did just that, layering her pussy in his seed, filling up in seconds as it keeps out all over the ground.

The two breathed heavily as Y/N stumbled backwards onto her bed, duck softening inside her, he had no energy left, not even to pull himself out of her.

"Fucking hell... That felt like heaven, Cel." He saw his girlfriend sat up on his dick still, her body shaking and twitching every few seconds.

"You.. Hey... Are you..."

He passed out as she fell forward onto his chest, drool seeping out of her mouth onto him.




How unladylike.

