Chapter 0 - Surprise Present, The Next Year

Once again, a late Christmas story. This one is a sequel to last year's Surprise Present.

It's been a long time since I posted anything, and I can't promise that will change. Still, there's a better-than-even chance that next weekend, at least, there will be another chapter of my Fan Fiction Quickies. After that... I'll see what I can manage.

Happy Holidays!

Content: ff mf threesome anal dp strapon bj cunnilingus rimming

When I came into the living room on Christmas morning, the first thing I did was look by the tree. Unfortunately, there were no presents there that hadn't been there the night before, and certainly no big, person-sized box.

Over the course of the past year Mike and I had occasionally talked about the events of the previous Christmas, and our unexpected gift, and we had regularly had to reassure each other that it had actually happened. That one of the actual Santa's actual elves had arrived in a big box -- caused by our leaving out milk and cookies for Santa as a drunken joke -- and that she had given unbelievable sexual experience of our lives.

We had talked about it again just before this Christmas, which had prompted us to leave out milk and cookies again, with a note this time.

Unfortunately, an extra box had failed to show up this time. I sighed and turned back toward the kitchen, the familiar doubt about the reality of last year's events returning. Then I caught sight of the coffee table. The plate of cookies was empty, as was the glass of milk. I looked closer. There was a rolled-up piece of paper, tied with a festive green-and-red bow, beside the plate.

Swallowing nervously, I approached the table, picked up the paper, and untied the ribbon. I unrolled it and red the note written on it, in loopy handwriting done in green ink with golden sparkles.

Hi Ara & Mike,

I'm happy to hear from the boss that you asked for me again! I had fun last time.
Since there were no accidents this year, I haven't been banned from the post-Christmas party, so I unfortunately can't make it on Christmas.

Never fear, though. Consider this an IOU. If it's OK with you, I'll be there December 31st. If not, just leave a note by the tree tonight and we'll figure something else out.

All the best, and hope to see you soon,

Tinky

So it had been real. After a moment of deliberation, I rushed toward the bedroom, smiling. Mike would want to see this as well.

***

We both woke up early on December 31st, and as we looked at each other I saw the excitement in Mike's eyes, just as I knew he could see it in mine. We quickly freshened up and entered the living room together.

This time there was a box there, just like last year, covered in red wrapping paper and closed with a big green ribbon. Mike and I stood on either side of it, then undid the ribbon and opened up the flaps at the top. We were greeted by the sight, familiar from last year but still surreal, of a short, slightly built blonde woman nestled in the packing peanuts.

Like last year, she was hogtied, but unlike then she wasn't even wearing the skimpy green tunic but was covered only in a couple of wide ribbons, one around her torso over her breasts covering her nipples, one around her waist and a third anchored around that one to very minimally cover her pussy.

She smiled up at us as soon as the box was opened. "Hey! Miss me?"

Mike laughed and I returned the smile. "Yeah, we did. We had a lot of fun last time."

"It really opened up our minds to the possibilities", Mike agreed as he bent down and lifted Tinky up by the rope around her arms.

"Oh? Tell me more," Tinky giggled as she was set down on her knees on the couch.

"Well, after our... experience," I began, taking a seat next to her while Mike sat down on her other side, "we finally agreed that we shouldn't be afraid of playing with other people."

"We asked around a little among our friends, and eventually we found someone to play with us some time. And it was a lot of fun!" Mike smiled at me over Tinky's shoulder, and I thought back to that night with Kate, initially awkward but eventually so very exciting.

"We tried it a few more times, with her and with a few other people, maybe once a month or so?" I looked at Mike for confirmation, and he nodded in agreement while he worked to undo the knots in Tinky's ribbons. "Mostly with women, but once with a good male friend too. That was different, but still a lot of fun."

Tinky grinned at me and stuck out her chest just as the ribbon slipped loose. "I'm happy it turned out well. The best gifts are always the ones that keep on giving!"

"Right!" Mike agreed, as I started on the ribbon around Tinky's waist. "So this year, we asked if you could come back, so we could thank you properly."

"That's really not necessary," Tinky said, leaning back and kissing his cheek, "but I do appreciate it." She turned back to me, watching me fumble with the knot. "The post-Christmas party at the Pole is over, and I'm still a little sore, but the hangover is gone and I'm ready for action!"

"Good!"

I felt the excitement flutter through me as the last ribbon dropped away, revealing Tinky's hairless, delicate looking pussy to me. My mouth began to water already.

"So... are you going to untie me, or are you just going to have your wicked way with me?" Tinky looked up at me, trying to pout though she couldn't keep her grin from showing through.

Mike looked at me over her shoulder again and reached around her chest, cupping a breast and pulling her against him. Her breasts were generous for her frame, but his hand still covered it completely.

"I think we're gonna start by having our way with you," he rumbled by her ear.

That got a giggle from her, which turned into a full laugh when he stood up and pushed her over onto her side. I stood up as well, patting her butt on the way, and stood next to my boyfriend. A quick glance downward showed that the sight of the naked elf in front of us and the anticipation of what was coming next was already affecting him.

"I know what we'll start with," I said, pulling him in for a kiss while my other hand went to the waistband of his pajama pants.

I didn't pull them down as smoothly as I would have liked, since Mike, great kisser that he was, thoroughly distracted me, but eventually I got both his pants and his underwear down past his knees, revealing his familiar thick cock, already half-hard.

"Let's feed you this dick, first."

"Yes, let- Urgh!" Tinky began, her words interrupted as I urged Mike to his knees and stuffed his cock into her mouth.

Mike groaned as I watched his dark meat disappear between the elf's skillful lips, a line of drool quickly running down her cheek.

"She was right," Mike panted. "She is ready for this."

He thrust forward smoothly, Tinky accepting his length with barely a sound of discomfort. Her eyes widened and her throat bulged as he went deeper, but she took it all without complaint until his balls touched her cheek. I watched while he held it there for a few moments. When he slowly pulled back, revealing his cock covered in her saliva, I moved behind him.

It wouldn't take him long to get completely hard like this, and we didn't want him to come too soon, so we needed to be ready for the next step. I quickly helped him out of his pajama top while he began slowly but steadily thrusting in and out of Tinky's mouth, then efficiently stripped off myself while as he began speeding up. By then, Tinky was no longer able to keep queit, and the wet sounds of Mike's thrusting were joined by her quick gasps and frantic attempts to swallow between thrusts.

By the time my own clothes dropped to the floor Mike was panting and groaning, his hand on Tinky's arm trembling in a clear sign that he was nearing his climax. He must already have been pretty excited just by the anticipation. This wasn't the plan, but I knew from experience that when Mike got close he didn't always remember to slow down.

"Hey now, slow down," I said, putting a hand on his shoulder and reaching around to grab his cock and stop him from thrusting, "we have plans for today, remember?"

Mike stopped, his cock all the way down Tinky's throat again, and held still for a few moments, then pulled back with a groan. His length jumped up as it left her lips and a string of saliva connected them for a few moments until it broke and dripped down the side of the couch.

"Aw..." Tinky pouted, after she got her breath back. "I wanted to swallow that..."

"You'll get your chance," I laughed. "But this is supposed to be our gift, remember, and we have plans, first.

"Ooh, plans! What's up next, then?"

"Right now I'm feeling a little neglected, so why don't we put you down on the floor and you use that mouth on me for a while?"

At Tinky's enthusiastic nod, Mike and I took her by the knees and shoulders and lay her down on the floor. Mike and I had had to make do with mostly second-hand furniture for now, but we had invested in a nice thick carpet between the couch and the T.V., and it had already come in handy for the kind of use we were putting it to now.

Tinky grinned up at me from her position at my feet. "Well, come on down, then. I remember you had a pretty tasty cunny!"

I was happy to oblige her. I knelt down slowly, careful not to put too much strain on her shoulders with way her elbows were tied behind her back. There was enough play in the rope, and she was flexible enough, that she could fold her feet under her butt, putting her in a stable position as I pressed my pussy against her face.

She set to her task immediately, that thin, dexterous tongue leaping into action and reacquainting itself with every nook and cranny of my folds.

"Ahh..." I moaned, settling on my knees and putting a hand on Tinky's chest to keep myself upright.

As the elf found her rhythm and began licking, sucking and nipping at my pussy, avoiding my clit for now but quickly building up my excitement even so, both my hands fell to her breasts and began kneading them. I had gotten experience with a couple of different sets of breasts over the last year, but I found that Tinky's firm, hand-sized ones with her tiny, pebble-hard nipples were still some of my favorites.

"She's still j- just as good at this as last year," I told Mike, feeling my face heat up as my breaths grew shorter and the sensations Tinky's lips and tongue were causing coursed through my body.

Mike gazed at me for a few moments with that awestruck expression he still sometimes got when we were having sex. He slowly stroked his cock, though it was completely hard already. After a while, he blinked.

"Looks like it," he agreed. "You're obviously enjoying it."

I simply nodded jerkily, no longer quite trusting my voice.

He lowered himself to his knees and ran a hand over Tinky's body, brushing my fingers with his briefly before moving lower. When he touched her belly button, there was a brief muffled giggle from between my legs.

When he went even lower and his middle finger dipped between her legs and then into her pussy, the giggle cut off suddenly and the movements of Tinky's mouth faltered briefly before she started up again, faster.

"This end's still free, and she's clearly ready," he told me with a smile.

I smiled back as his hands went to her knees, spreading them apart as much as he could with the elf still hog-tied. It was wide enough that he could move between them, and he quickly moved the tip of his cock against the outside of her pussy. I knew how big his tool was, but the elf's thin body and delicate pussy made the purple head look even bigger.

We both knew that she could handily take it, however, and he didn't hesitate in pressing forward as soon as he found her hole. A moan erupted from between my legs, vibrating against my own pussy, as gently but not slowly Mike's length slid into her cunt.

"Wow, I still can't believe how tight she is," Mike breathed as his crotch met hers.

He leaned forward to kiss me, and our tongues tangled messily as he slowly began to fuck her while she continued to eat me out.

Soon, Tinky began having trouble keeping to her rhythm, her lips and tongue flailing erratically at my pussy, but since she had moved to my clit as well I didn't really care. When she suddenly went rigid her fingers clawing at my legs while she let out a muffled scream, my kiss with my boyfriend faltered for a moment as I giggled, but since she didn't stop licking me for more than a second I was soon moaning loudly as well.

I held out for a few more minutes as the movements from Mike's thrusts, faster and faster, rubbed Tinky's face against my pussy, but it wasn't long before I could feel my own orgasm approach as well.

I didn't even try to hold it off, and within seconds I let out a moan. I almost fell off Tinky's face, Mike's firm grip on my shoulder the only thing keeping me upright. I might have bitten his lip, but he didn't complain as he continued kissing me and fucking Tinky.

It took me half a minute to begin to get my breath back, my body jerking a little as Tinky continued to lick at my folds as I came down.

Finally, when I felt a little more steady and sat up straighter, Mike looked into my eyes.

"I'm gonna have t- to stop," he panted. "Getting too close..."

He gave a few more thrusts, but then he pulled out, his reluctance clear on his face. Tinky agreed and let out a disappointed sound beneath me.

Mike stood up and helped me to my feet. We looked down at Tinky, covered in wetness at both ends, and I said, "Sorry, not just yet."

"Aw, why not?" she pouted, wriggling on the floor and thrusting up her chest to entice us.

"Plans, remember?" Mike reminded her. "We had a lot of fun last time, and we built on that this year, but there's something we did last time that Ara hasn't tried yet, and she wants to."

"Oh?" Tinky licked my fluids off her lips and looked up at me, wide-eyed and faux-innocent. "What do you want to try?"

I didn't answer yet, but walked back to the box she had arrived in. "Last time it wasn't just you in here," I said, rummaging through the packing peanuts. "And it looks like there's more in here this time, too."

I held up the toy I'd found with a flourish.

"A strap-on? You fucked me with that last year, didn't you?"

"Yes, and you returned the favor as well." I knelt down next to her again and began to untie her arms and legs, Mike jumping in to help. "But there's still something I haven't tried."

I suddenly felt shy, strange considering all the things we had done together. Mike seemed to pick up on it.

"We've tried anal a couple of times," he explained to her as the ropes fell free. The two of us helped her to her feet. "She can take my dick now, if she's prepared. But last year-"

"You want to be fucked by both of us!" Tinky exclaimed, delighted. "D.P.!"

Her gleeful expression made me break out into laughter and quite effectively broke the tension."

"Yeah," I laughed. "You did it last year, and it looked super hot, but I haven't quite been able to work up the courage."

"We were hoping you could give us some tips?" Mike said, slinging an arm around me and hugging me to his side.

"Sure!" Tinky said, rushing forward and hugging us both. "It's just about the same as when you get fuck in in the butt normally. Just... more intense. Go slow and it'll all work out fine." She ran her hand down my back and squeezed my butt. "Wanna do it now?"

"That's the plan."

"Great!" she twirled away, taking the strap-on from my hand and holding it in front of my face. "I'm assuming you want this in your butt?"

"Yeah, I can take Mike back there, but I thought maybe it would be best to start this out with something a little smaller."

"Good idea." She looked around, then pointed at the rug. "It'll be easiest if Mike lays down and you ride his dick, then I can come in from behind."

Mike and I exchanged a look and then both laughed at her sudden bossiness. "OK then."

Mike lay down on his back and looked up at me, pointing his cock toward the ceiling with his hand and giving it a little wiggle.

"Have a seat," he said.

I dropped to my knees, straddling him, gave him a quick kiss, then positioned myself over his cock. I shivered as his fat head brushed my lower lips, then reached down and spread them with my fingers. While Mike held his cock upright, I shifted around to find my spot, then very slowly lowered myself. After several years with Mike I had gotten used to his size, and I was plenty wet, so he slid in nicely, though there was still the same wonderful stretching sensation there always was.

I sank down, impaling myself on his shaft, letting out a long breathy moan until our bodies met.

"Yeah..." he breathed, thrusting up just a little, bottoming out inside me and putting just that little bit of pressure on my clit.

I moaned and ground against him, shivering as his hands came up to play with my breasts and tweak my nipples. We looked into each other's eyes and everything else faded away as our efforts increased, me lowering myself up and down on his cock while he contributed by fucking up into my pussy. My orgasm was still a while off, but it was only a little while until I could feel his cock begin to throb inside my clenching pussy.

I almost jumped when a hand suddenly touched my shoulder, but then remembered Tinky's presence.

"You two look really cute and hot like that, but I don't think you want him to cum just yet?" she teased, running her hand down my spine.

We stopped moving, and I slowly lowered myself down until I was sitting on his hips again, his cock all the way inside me.

"Er... right," I stammered. "Got distracted for a minute there."

"I don't mind," Tinky smiled. "It gave me time to get ready, see?"

She was standing right next to me now, and as she swung her hips the dark blue cock of the strap-on almost hit me in the face. She had also found some lube, because it was glistening already.

"You're ready to- to do your thing?" I asked, suddenly nervous again.

"*I* am, but you're not, not yet."

"Oh, right." I hadn't prepared my ass at all yet, though I knew from experience that riding Mike's cock like this for a while got me part of the way there already. "What do I need to do?"

"It's no different than when you normally want to get ass-fucked," Tinky said, stepping behind me. "I'll get you ready." A small hand touched my back again and gently pushed me forward. "Why don't you lay down and kiss your hunky boyfriend for a bit so I can get proper access."

I looked at Mike, blushing, and saw that he was trying not to laugh. I was being a little silly, really. I shook myself, then lowered my head, my breasts pressing against his chest as I kissed his smile.

I knew in general terms what to expect from Tinky, so I wasn't surprised when a slim finger, covered in something cold and slippery, touched my back hole. She started gently, rubbing little circles around my back door, making it twitch and my pussy tighten around Mike's cock.

She kept at it for a minute, never trying to go inside but prodding and rubbing my little rosebud until it relaxed under her finger.

"You're used to this," she commented. My only reply was a moan as Mike's hands moved from my thighs to my butt-cheeks and spread them apart. "Oh, and your boyfriend is very helpful!"

Her finger left, and I braced myself for the strap-on. It didn't come. Instead, I was surprised by the sudden touch of warm air and then something hot and wet touched my hole. It took half a second to realize what Tinky was doing.

"Oh!" I breathed.

There was a chuckle from behind me, and then Tinky's tongue began moving, lapping at my butthole, circling it, gently pushing at it.

"That's..." I sighed, but I couldn't find the words.

"Is she kissing your ass?" Mike rumbled, briefly breaking the kiss to speak.

I simply nodded, then moaned again as Tinky's tongue pushed harder against my sphincter. Then I whined as she suddenly took her mouth away.

"Dude, you never did this for her? You should, she's practically melding into a puddle right now!"

I couldn't disagree. I was sprawled out on Mike's chest, and it was all I could do to keep my head up and keep the kiss going as Tinky's tongue returned, the intensity of her efforts increasing until she was practically making out with my ass.

The haze of pleasure washed over me again and I had no idea how much time passed before, finally, she stopped again.

"Mmm..." I moaned, as she tried her finger again. It slid in practically without resistance, my body's only response the way my dripping pussy clenched tightly around Mike's cock.

Her finger pumped in and out a few times and was soon joined with another, which went in almost as easily.

"Wow, that feels strange. I can feel her finger against my dick," Mike said by my ear. We'd stopped kissing at some point, and now my head was nestled in the crook of his shoulder.

I couldn't summon up the will to reply, my mind totally consumed by the sensations coursing through my body.

It took another few moments before Tinky was satisfied that it was ready. Then she slid her fingers out, making my ass suddenly feel very lonely. There was a slick sound, and it took my foggy brain a few seconds to realize that she was lubing up the strap-on again.

The fingers returned for a moment or two, applying another generous dollop of lube to my hole, then went away again.

"Ready?" Tinky asked. I nodded vaguely.

Something bigger and harder than her finger appeared against my twitching asshole. In my current excited state I didn't feel anything other than anticipation. There was no nervousness now.

I moaned as Tinky pushed forward. My hole eagerly accepted the head of her fake cock, but inside it felt a lot tighter than the times we had tried anal before, even tighter than when it had been Mike's cock.

Mike's hands kneaded my ass, holding it open as very, very slowly, by fractions of an inch, Tinky moved the dildo further inside, sometimes pausing but never pulling back even a fraction. I felt like I was melting even more. I felt so very full, two cocks in my holes, my pussy dripping on Mike while it tightened around his cock, my ass still relaxed but clenching around the invading shaft each time it paused for even a moment.

"Wow..." I heard Mike breathe, but I didn't reply, my mind still consumed with the feelings the two cocks were causing.

Eventually, the movements stopped.

"There!" Tinky announced cheerfully, slapping my ass.

That made me jump a little, and the motion set another jolt of please rushing through me, making both my holes tightened around the cocks.

"W- What?" I mumbled.

"It's all in!"

I almost didn't believe it. The strap-on had gone into my ass so easily, maybe even easier than when we had tried only a single dildo in there. On the other hand, I felt deliciously stretched and full, and Tinky's hips were clearly pressed against my ass.

"It's great!" I said, finally, when I got some control of my voice back.

Another slap against my ass, which made Mike groan as my pussy tightened again.

"Well then, shall we start moving?" Tinky asked cheerily.

"Yes. Please!" Suddenly being fucking in both my holes was all that I could think of.

"Alrighty then! Mike, I'll start!"

The strap-on pulled halfway out of my ass, making my legs tremble as I collapsed back against Mike's chest.

She didn't start off too slowly, though I could tell she was still careful at first. As soon as the thicker head of the strap-on reached my hole, pulling at it just a little, she pushed forward again and plunged it back into my butt. Within moments, she settled into a rhythm, not too fast but steadily fucking my ass. I could tell that it was sliding along Mike's cock inside me, both by the feeling itself and by the way he moaned and shuddered under me.

It felt wonderful. Even when the strap-on was out almost all the way, Mike's cock in my pussy still filled me up great, and the feeling of my crotch moving against his body, stimulating my clit, joined with the push and pull of the cock in my other hole to set off wave after wave of almost overwhelming pleasure.

I quickly became incoherent again as she slowly sped up, buttfucking me until I was moaning with every breath.

Mike joined in too, hands on my hips holding me steady as he began to fuck my pussy with short, sharp strokes. His cock did two or three thrusts for every one of the fake one in my ass, never giving me time to get used to the sensations as the two of them pushed my pleasure higher and higher.

Mike was soon moaning and groaning just as loudly as I was, his hips fucking up into me slapping against my clit and making stars appear in front of my eyes. It took only maybe a minute or two before my first orgasm hit me, making me scream by Mike's ear as my tightened spasmodically on his shoulders.

Mike slowed down a little, I think, but Tinky showed me no mercy, her buttfucking only speeding up as I writhed between them, stretching out my orgasm as my holes clenched around the two cocks. Mike soon took his cue from her and continued pounding me even as I came down from my orgasm.

I was babbling. I didn't know about what, but I was pretty sure that I was begging them not to stop.

Tinky sped up, fucking me harder, pounting my ass. It was almost painful, but with the overload of sensations turning to pure pleasure rushing up my spine, I couldn't begin to care. All I could think of was the two thick cocks pounding me, one fleshy and throbbing, the other rubber, harder, and merciless.

My second orgasm came soon after, similar to the first. My pussy clamped down around Mike's cock, and a second into that orgasm I Mike came as well, his cum spurting into me, filling me up even further and leaking out around his cock with every thrust.

The two of us collapsed against each other, hot, sweaty bodies pressed together as the elf behind us continued her efforts, my chest sliding against his with every punishing thrust of the cock in my butt.

When I came down from that orgasm I still felt wired, pleasure still rushing through me and setting my nerves on fire. I managed to raise myself on my elbows and look into Mike's eyes. He told me later I looked wild and out of control, overcome with lust.

"I love this!" I screamed.

"I can see that, you little slut!" Tinky replied from behind me, punctuating it with another slap against my ass.

Mike was slow to soften inside me, and I rutted against him, pounding my ass back against the fake cock Tinky was pounding me with. I moaned and screamed with every thrust.

Another few minutes of wild fucking my third orgasm hit, and it hit like a truck. I screamed incoherently, collapsed writhing against Mike's chest, and I'm pretty sure I clawed his shoulders pretty badly. My vision went completely white as overwhelming pleasure poured through me, and I'm pretty sure I stopped breathing for a while.

When I came to and felt slightly coherent again, Tinky was still fucking my ass, though more gently by now. I half-raised myself on one elbow and managed to turn my face toward her.

"E- Enough," I panted. "Please..."

With a wide grin, the elf slowed down and stopped. She pulled out slowly, making me shiver and tremble with every inch of cock she removed from my butt. I collapsed when the head pulled out of my hole.

None of us spoke for a while, though Tinky took off the strap-on and cuddled up next to us.

Eventually, I felt able to speak again.

"Wow," I said, finding no other words.

"So, I guess you liked it," Tinky teased, brushing a lock of sweat-soaked hair from my eyes.

"Yes, I did," I breathed, and Mike nodded sharply in agreement.

"Good," she smiled.

She rolled onto her back. "I want another go, but this time the both of you can fuck *me*," she said. She paused for a second before smiling and going on, "But that doesn't have to be right now. I don't have as long as last year, but we still have the rest of today, and tomorrow."

"That sounds good," Mike said, sounding exhausted already. I nodded tiredly, as well.

"Great!" Tinky's small hand squeezed my abused butt again. "And there's still more stuff I can show you! We could even make a yearly tradition of it!"

*That doesn't sound bad at all*, I thought, before my eyes fell closed.
