Chapter 1 - Kid vs Kat oneshot(part1)

                 
                 Kid vs Kat One shot
                 -Sexual content 
                 -Cel and Mr.Kat arnt actually speaking English,its just so i can write the story,their actually speaking in the "meow mreows" like the show. 
               Cel to the rescue? 
I knew I'd regret taking this job,i mean the jerk who quit just said you sit around and do nothing.That is endless someone actually DOES end up needing help.about 2 days ago we got communication with a fellow planet invader who had been gone for sometime.His words were brief and he got cut out almost as fast as we got the transmission.A week ago we also had found what seems like a satellite believed to belong to the same planet where we got the transmission from.We now have intelligence that tells us the planet where they both came from is the planet commonly known as Earth.So this is where i come in,My names Cel,Calvary scout  #00145.I had a rather harsh landing on the strange planet,and if that wasn't bad enough,I couldn't get a single signal from my collar.It took me awhile to finally track down the whereabouts of the abandoned person.This planet was very green,and the creatures were another story.Most were big and pinkish,while others looked a lot like the people back on my home planet.It figures they had to send me on a rescue mission the same time I'm in heat.Its no surprise if the hole planet finds that out in good time.I located the area and scanned it.Soon i came across someone who looked quite a lot like me,that must be him.He was sitting with some sort of...pink head gear on with one of the planets tanish no tailed creatures.I was not in that bush no longer then a minute when i got hit out of no where in the head with a white round object.It pushed me backwards and i landed on my behind.I rubbed my head and looked beside me to inspect the strange round thing.The bushes moved and a head popped out.I yelped and jumped back.This tanish tailless creature must be a male,he looks rather young.If i can remember my training I'd say these creatures are "Humans".I better do something before he tries to hurt me.I arched my back and hissed loudly.Maybe my sharp fangs and long tongue will make it back off. 
"AHHH NOT ANOTHER ONE!!DAD DADDD!!"It ran off screaming. 
hm,what ever that's supposed to mean,"another one""dad"?Well what ever it is,i don't have time to frolic with the earth life,i have somebody to rescue.Before i had a chance to even get back up on my feet,the young female human came crashing threw the bush. 
"AHHH GOODIE!Another adorable kitty!!" 
"What??"I tried to ask. 
"OOO with a meow like that you have to be a girl!"She gasped."Maybe you and Mr.Kat can have kittens!!!YAY!!" 
She scooped me up and started running,i couldn't tell to where since i was picked up in a way where i could only see behind.I suddenly got jolted up and down,she was jumping up and down,what does she plan on doing with me? 
"Daddy daddy!Look what I found!"She raised me up to face the young male human again and another older one. 
They didn't look very happy to see me.It was then my "in heat" needs kicked in. 
"mmrree ooowwww!!"I struggled in her grip. 
"Nu uh! no more evil cats Millie!"The young male said crossing his arms. 
"Coops right sweetie,besides,its obviously a female,meaning that we'll end up with kittens." 
So I now know all these humans names,could come in handy i guess.Looks like i wasn't gonna be staying here long,thank god.It was then i looked up to see the young girls bottom lip quiver,and then it happened.Something came out of that little girls mouth that i never expected to hear from someone who looked so innocent,a blood curdling ear splitting scream.Everyone covered their ears as parts of the ground seemed to inch apart. 
"Alright alright!! we can keep her!!" 
"Thanks daddy!I promise I'll take good care of her!" 
I saw a harsh glare on the human named Coop's face before I was turned around.Millie took me over to where she was before. 
"I am gonna name you....ooh Mrs. Kat!" 
Now this mission just got worse... 
"Now Miss Kat,meet Mr.Kat!" 
She placed me down in front of this so called "Mr.Kat" who just happened to be the whole reason why i was in this mess. 
"You two get to know each other while i go make more cookies!"She skipped out of site,leaving me to end this mission now. 
"Are you here to rescue me?! please say yes!"Mr.Kat riped the pink garment of his head. 
"Yes,I am Calvary scout #00145,you can call me Cel.We were finally able to track your coordinates." 
"Oh thank you! I'm Planet Inspector/Food Gatherer #00674 I guess now I'm known as Kat..." 
"Well.#00674...what happened to your collar?" 
"Long story short,it got blown up by a certain someone"He growled and glared over at Coop. 
"Ah...So when can i take you home..Kat?" 
"Not till dark" 
"OK...this could be interesting then.."I scratched the back of my head. 
"What do you mean?" 
"Well uh...I'm In heat...i was hoping to drag you home quickly" 
He blinked twice before answering."Really?i didn't notice" 
I rose an eyebrow. 
"....OK i did" 
"Well..com on then big guy!"I turned around and Signaled i wanted him to mount me. 
"uh i don't think we sh-" 
I interrupted him with a loud "MMRREEOOOWWW MEWW"My eyes watered. 
I pushed my tail to the side. 
His eyes widened,and i knew his instincts kept him from sitting still.A smile inched on my face as i felt his breath on the back of my neck.i could feel his smooth skin rub against my back.Right when i thought it was gonna happen i felt him jolt off.I heard him hiss loudly.I got back up to see Coop holding a sling shot,smirking.That asshole!I Arched my back and hissed. 
"Com on Cel!"Kat hissed. 
"what are we doing?" 
"What do you think,we're frying a kid!" 
He ran after Coop who ran inside the house forgetting to shut the sliding door.I sighed and chased after Kat.They ran threw the kitchen and past Millie who was pulling cookies out of the oven which quickly ended up on the floor as she gasped. 
"Coop!What did you do to Mr.Kat!" 
She began running behind me.Millie was now involved so Kat had no choice but to stop in his tracks,causing my to run right into him. 
"Whats with all the noise?!"The dad came from upstairs. 
"Dad,Millie's cats where gonna mate!" 
"Whats that mean daddy?" 
"It means they were gonna make kittens!"Coop threw his arms in the air. 
"hmmm."Their dad scratched his head"maybe we'll have to go get both of them fixed." 
What ever that's supposed to mean.Me and Kat let out a curious mew.