Chapter 0 - Playtime with Kon

Playtime with Kon
Urahara Shop

"Thanks for keeping my body safe, Kisuke," thanked Ichigo Kurosaki. He was down in the underground training chamber, standing in front of Kisuke's Senkaimon gate.

"Not a problem, Ichigo." Kisuke smiled at his young pupil, standing next to Ururu and Jinta. "Rest assured, your body is in safe hands. Enjoy the next three days off. And be sure to let Mister Abarai know that his shades are ready for pickup."

"Hey, wait a minute!"

From beneath Kisuke's feet dashed Kon. The lion plushy angrily pointed at Ichigo. "How come you won't let me use your body anymore? Isn't that what I'm here for? To sub for you when you aren't around?"

The Subsitute merely crossed his arms and scowled. "Every time I hand over my body you go and do stupid things with it. Last time I took a vacation to the Soul Society I came back and got slapped by half the town! You're a pervert, Kon! I think I trust Kisuke with my body more than you!"

Kisuke let out a whistle. "Wow. Don't know whether to thank Ichigo for the compliment or hand Kon some ice for that burn…"

Kon slouched in defeat. "Then at least take me with you. Please?" he looked up with begging eyes. "I want to see Rukia again!"

"So what? So you can try to look up her skirt again?" Ichigo sighed. "Look, just keep out of trouble, alright? I'll trust you again if you can show you can go a few days without acting like a pervert in my body."

Watching Ichigo pass through the Senkaimon while feeling dejected, Kon walked away. "Sheesh, what a jerk…"

The shopkeeper picked up Kon and placed him on his shoulder. "Don't worry, Kon. Ichigo's sisters think he's on a trip with his friends so you can stay here until he comes back."

"Okay. Saaaay…" Kon had a thought. "You make Gigais right?"

"Sure do!"

"Then…maybe you can make me a Gigai of my own?" Kon suggested.

Kisuke merely looked at Kon with a knowing smile. "Now Kon…if I make you a Gigai and you get into trouble, Ichigo will give me no end of grief."

"Aw c'mon!" Kon tried to plead with Kisuke but he refused to bend. As they made their way up the ladder, Kon sighed in defeat. "Fine. Guess I'll go hang out with Yoruichi then. She in her cat form?"

"Oh, Yoruichi?" Kisuke raised the trapdoor and closed it behind him. "Nah, she's out on Hollow patrol right now." Hearing that he couldn't even try to get close to the beautiful Yoruichi, Kon looked like he'd deflated.

Sighing in defeat once again, Kon walked away. "Fine. I'll just go get a snack…"

"Pantry is the third room on the left," Kisuke told him before returning to his shop to check on Tessai and the kids.

Walking with his head down, Kon walked down the corridor. Unfortunately, he was so lost in thought that he realized he entered the fourth room on the left and not the third. He closed the door behind him and looked around. "Why don't I get Ichigo's body and eat until I make him fat! That'll show him. Hmmm?" He looked around and didn't see any food or snacks. "What's this place? Where's the food?"

Instead of a food pantry, Kon had walked into one of Kisuke's storage rooms. Judging by the mannequins that hung loosely along the walls and the boxes labeled "Gigai Parts", Kon surmised that this must have been where Kisuke stored his Gigais. "Huh, what do we have here?" Looking around, he saw a body lying on a table in the back with a sheet covering their face. "Maybe I can take one of these for a test ride. Beats slumming it in a lion plushy for three days." The Mod Soul hopped up onto the table and pulled back the sheet. When the face became visible he gasped in shock and almost fell backwards off the table. "Yoruichi?!"

For a moment Kon thought that he'd stumbled across her dead body. But when he took a closer look he realized that this looked like a slightly younger Yoruichi. "Hmmm…this must be her Gigai. I didn't even know she had one since she's always in her cat form."

Then Kon had an idea. A very dirty idea.

"You know…" Kon said out loud while looking at the Yoruichi Gigai. "Ichigo said not to do anything dirty in his body…but he never said to do anything dirty in someone else's!" It didn't bother him about being in a woman's body. As a Mod Soul who spent most of the time in a plushy, Kon didn't actually have a gender. "Hmm…let's see…" Since Ichigo took his combat pass with him and he couldn't get Kisuke's cane away from him without noticing. So he would have to get creative in order to get his Soul Candy inside the Gigai.

Climbing on top of the Gigai, Kon opened the shell's mouth. "Oh I hope this actually works…" He planted his lips over the Yoruichi Gigai's. Then he put his paws on his belly and squeezed as hard as he could. His eyes bulged as his Soul Candy was pushed up and out of his opened mouth and falling inside the mouth of the Gigai, slipping down her throat. The lion plushy, now just a lifeless toy, fell away and landed on the floor.

For a moment, all was quiet in the storage room until at last the Gigai's eyes blinked. "It worked!" cheered the now female Kon, or Yorukon. The Mod Soul's voice was now more feminine. "Hah! Eat it, Ichigo!" She threw off the sheet and got off the table. The Mod Soul stepped in front of full length mirror on the wall and whistled. "Wow! What a body! "

Despite being a Gigai, the Yoruichi shell was wearing her thin leotard, the one that she wore when she fought Aizen. Yorukon shivered as she felt the leotard ride up her ass and dig into her womanhood. The fabric was so thin that she was showing a camel toe. "I can see why she wears this. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all." Turning around, she shook her nice booty in front of the mirror, watching with perverse glee as her cheeks bounce. "Teehee! Wow, look at that ass." She gave her ass a playful smack. "Oooh! Wish I could do this to the real Yoruichi."

Yorukon walked over to the door. She poked her head out the window for a moment and saw nobody around. Grinning, she locked the door and hurried back to the mirror. The Mod Soul was eager to put Yoruichi's Gigai to the test. And the pervert had so many tests to choose from…

Stepping back in front of the mirror, Yorukon continued to admire the Gigai while her hands reached behind her to grab at her ass. "Yoruichi's ass…so soft and squishy…" she giggled, squeezing her plump cheeks.

Deciding to test the body's flexibility, Yorukon raised her leg up, finding out just how flexible Yoruichi was. "Wow! I don't even need to use my leg strength!" She stood there with her leg raised perfectly like a ballerina. "I never knew just how flexible Yoruichi is. It's…hot." She stared at her barely exposed cooch. Her breath hitched as she felt the thin fabric dig into her folds. "So tight…" she purred before putting her leg back down. She looked down and stared at the large bosom of Yoruichi.

Sliding down onto her knees right in front of the mirror while Kon's lion plushy lay lifeless next to her, Yorukon brought her hands to her chest and squeezed her melons. "They're bigger than I expected. She should really stop wearing that orange jacket and show off what she's got!"

Moans slipped out of the Mod Soul's mouth while she fondled herself. "Nghhhh!" she hissed as her thumbs rubbed across her hard nipples. She could feel Yoruichi's tender areolas through the thin black fabric. The Gigai's nipples were already hard and stiff, poking through the leotard that covered them. She didn't even bother removing the leotard. At this point she felt sexier with it on. "Ahh! It's digging into my pussy so much! This body is getting so horny!" She looked at the face of Yoruichi in the mirror and grinned. "Wearing this all the time…she's an even bigger pervert than I am!"

Feeling the spot between her legs become moist, Yorukon slid her down her exposed side, feeling Yoruichi's soft skin at her touch. She licked her lips when her fingers reached that oh-so sensitive spot. "Yoruichi's pussy…mmmmmhhhh…" She lightly dragged her digits across the wet leotard, humming from how sensitive her pussy felt.

Quiet moans filled the storage room. Yorukon took incredible delight in playing with herself, the sensation so much different than when Kon masturbated in Ichigo's body. "Nghhh!" The Mod Soul threw her head back while her fingers rubbed her barely clothed pussy. "Gotta…thank Kisuke. He has excellent taste…" she purred, her fingers growing wet while the leotard became soaked with juices. Yorukon took her fingers and brought them to her lips. "Mmmmh…" The taste of Yoruichi's juices practically made the Mod Soul's mind melt. "Yoruichi…tastes so good…it's like I'm having my way with her…"

Unable to stop herself, Kon resumed rubbing her pussy in front of the mirror, watching as the face Kon wore twisted with pleasurable delight. "Ahhh…yes…yes…" she panted, licking her lips while she arched her back. One hand went to her breast and pinched her hard nipple. "Ah! Yes! I'm feeling it…" The Mod Soul felt hot, as if the fake body was going to melt from the heat in its loins.

Spotting the discarded plushy, Yorukon had a dirty idea. Grabbing the lion doll, she put it between her legs and lowered herself down onto it. "Mmmmh! Yeaaaaaaah…" she moaned while she rubbed her pussy against the face of the lion. The Mod Soul chuckled at the irony. "I'm kind of jealous…of the toy…" she murmured. She moved the leotard to its side to finally touch Yoruichi's bare pussy. Quickly her fingers found her clit and rubbed hard. "Yes…yes…yesyesyesyesyesYES!" she cried out against her will. "Ahhhhhhh!"

For the first time, Kon got to experience what an orgasm for a woman felt like. Her vision blurred and her mouth opened to let out a loud moan. Electric heat surged through her entire body, the Gigai's womanhood gushing all over the face of the lion plushy. She looked at herself in the mirror and saw Yoruichi's sex face. Watching the face of the beautiful Flash Goddess twist with ecstasy in the midst of orgasm was priceless. Inside the Gigai's head, Yorukon wish she'd brought a camera.

Panting and sweaty, the purple-haired woman fell backwards. Her chest heaved for breath, the lithe, smooth hands running all over her body. 'Wow…that was intense…" she breathed. After a moment she sat up. "Hmm…better get out of this body before someone sees me. Hmm…how do I get back into my plushy?" she asked, holding up the soiled toy. "Maybe I can butter up Kisuke by offering to let him take some photos of me in this Gigai."

"Oh, I think we can do a little better than photos…"

The Mod Soul almost jumped out of her borrowed skin. She squealed and turned around to see the real Yoruichi Shihoin sitting in a corner with an amused look on her face. "Yoruichi! I uh…this is…" Yorukon's face turned red. "I…I thought I locked the door!"

"You did. Didn't stop me. I got back and wanted to use the new Gigai Kisuke whipped up to go shopping. Imagine my surprise when I saw that the room was locked and I heard moans coming from inside?"

As Yoruichi approached, Yorukon gulped nervously. "Um…sorry?" she merely said. Yoruichi suddenly disappeared from view. The Mod Soul gave another squeal when hands touched her shoulders from behind.

"What we have here is a rare opportunity…" Yoruichi whispered into her ear. "I'm very aware of my own looks and killer body but I never had the idea of having some fun with a Gigai that looked like me until now…"

Instantly Yorukon's mood changed from terrified to excited. "So…you wanna-"

"Oh yes…" Yoruichi held up a strap-on dildo. "I want to explore the meaning of the phrase "go fuck yourself" and test out how durable that Gigai is…"

And just like that, the fear returned in the Mod Soul's eyes…

Days later…

"I'm back!" Ichigo announced as he walked into his room, now back from his vacation and in his normal body again.

"Took you long enough!" grumbled the Mod Soul, also back in the lion plushy with his normal masculine voice. Kon discarded the manga he'd been reading. "So how was Rukia?"

"She's doing great. Her and Renji are getting engaged."

The beads on Kon's face almost popped out. "What?! My sweet Rukia is marrying that gorilla?!"

Ichigo merely shooed Kon off the bed. "Hey, take it up with Renji. I'm beat. But…" he gave his friend a small smile. "Thanks for not doing anything weird with my body. Kisuke told me you didn't go near it while I was gone."

"Wasn't your body I was getting weird with…"

"Huh?"

"Nothing!" Kon quickly said before he trotted off.

Ichigo's nose rankled. "Kon, why do you smell funny?"

"I don't wanna talk about it..."

The Substitute raised an eyebrow. "Um…Kon? How come you're limping?"

"I said I don't wanna talk about it!

The End

