Chapter 1 - Naruto: The Legendary Sucker



It is a morning like any other, the village’s children play on the streets, and villagers walk about running their errands. Birds chirp in the trees and Leaf shinobi run drills in the surrounding woods. Everything was business as usual in The Village Hidden In The Leaves. Suddenly, an echoing voice travels through the streets and alleys. “Lady Tsunade! Lady Tsuunaade!” Shizune yells, in search of the Hokage Lady Tsunade. 

Shizune makes her way through the streets, searching and calling out for Tsunade. Damn it, where could she have gone now? She’s been avoiding her paperwork for days now… A ruckus can be heard coming from the Ramen shop at the end of the street.

“Please, Lady Hokage, I don’t know if I can hide you very well! I’m not a shinobi!” Ichiraku, the owner of the Ramen shop, says frantically. “Shut up! If I tell you I’m hiding out in your shop then that’s that!” Tsunade snapped back. “Of course, my apologies, ma’am!” Ichiraku replies nervously. "Shut it," Tsunade shouts in a hushed voice. "She's coming.” A moment after she says that, a bell rings at the entrance of the small booth-like restaurant. "Hello there, Miss Shizune! How may I be of service?" Ichiraku says nervously.

Tsunade stills her body and begins to look for a way out of her situation. Shizune notices Ichiraku's nervousness almost immediately, she suspects he might have some information on Tsunade's whereabouts. "Good morning, Mr. Ichiraku, I'm sorry to disturb you, but I was wondering if you’ve happened to see Lady Tsunade this morning. I've been looking all over for her, she has a lot of work that needs tending to, and I can't seem to find her." She says casually.

"Oh-uh Lady T-Tsunade, huh," He stutters. "No, I uh, I don't believe I've seen her today." Shizune suspects he's hiding something based on his demeanor, but she decides not to press it further. "Well, alright then. If you happen to see her, please, let me know!" Shizune says. "Of course, Miss Shizune!" Ichiraku says. Shizune begins to turn and walk out of the restaurant. Ichiraku sighs in relief but, in that very moment, Shizune turns quickly and hurls a kunai up at the ceiling tiles above Ichiraku. Immediately, the tiles give way and something, or someone, comes crashing to the ground barely missing Ichiraku. 

Tsunade sits on the ground with her legs and arms crossed. She looks up at Ichiraku with a spiteful glare which startles him. He begins taking a step backward, away from Tsunade, his back pressed against the counter. "This is 100% your fault!" Tsunade exclaims. Shizune peeks her head over the counter with a stern look on her face. 

"Lady Tsunade," She begins in an angry tone. Tsunade lowers her head and prepares to be scolded. "What are the villagers of The Hidden Leaf going to think of you when you behave like this! You are this village's Hokage! You're supposed to set an example to all citizens and shinobi! You've been avoiding your duties for days, it's time for you to get to work!" Shizune admonished her relentlessly. “Fine, yeah, yeah..." Tsunade murmurs in response. "Let's go... enough of your lecture." Tsunade picks herself up and walks around the counter to leave Ichiraku Ramen. "Thank you, Lady Tsunade. I'm sure you'll be able to finish your work quickly if you focus!" Shizune exclaims. 

They make their way to the Hokage mansion where Tsunade’s Office is located. "Alright, Lady Tsunade, I'll trust you can make it the rest of the way on your own!" Shizune says, beginning to turn around. "I have a few errands to run myself, so I'll leave you to your work!" Shizune says, beginning to walk back in the direction they came, waving goodbye. Tsunade watches her for a moment as she walks away. She contemplates playing hooky again, but in the end, decides against it. 

She makes her way to her office. She'd kill me if I tried it again. She thinks to herself as she walks. I guess she has a point, it's been a while since I got some work done. With that final thought, she arrives at her door. "Here goes nothing.” She says under her breath, unenthused.

As Tsunade opens her door, she sees an enormous stack of papers and envelopes on her desk, built up from the days that she's neglected her duties. She gets a desperate and sad look on her face, immediately regretting not trying to run a second time. Afraid of the consequences of running, she decides to get to work. Tsunade makes quick work of the paperwork she has then moves on to the envelopes. 

"That wasn't so bad, I guess. Maybe I can finish early and get hammered. Maybe get some payback on Shizune." Tsunade gets a devilish grin, excited about her evening plans and she rips open the envelope. She begins to read the letter and slams it on the desk. She pauses for a second and a look of anguished horror takes over her face. 

"NOOOOOO!" Tsunade screams. "Damn it all! I knew this would happen!" She begins to franticly rip open all the envelopes on her desk, one after another, stacking letter after letter on her desk; she riffles through them. "No no no no NO!" She slams them all on the desk. "These bastards have no respect… how am I supposed to pay all of these damn debts with the damn salary I have now.” She huffs angrily. “I can't believe they'd dare to send me these bills directly to my office, the nerve... I can't exactly run this time… even with all my savings, I can barely afford to pay off maybe 4 of these bills. Dammit, I have to work something out quietly. If Shizune finds out about this she'll never shut up about it."

Tsunade thinks hard for a moment then sighs sharply. "I think this is my best option..." she drops her head down on her desk. "Let's just get this over with." She says, grabbing a pen and she begins to write. She writes letter after letter, setting them all to the side in a stack equally as large as the bills she received. After about 30 minutes, she's finished. She envelopes her letters and calls in a member of the Anbu black-ops, the Hokage’s personal security. A man with a mask appears suddenly from thin air. "Yes, Lady Hokage, you summoned me?" He says. "I have an incredibly important mission. It needs to be done quickly, by the end of the day, today." She explains.

"Yes, ma'am, whatever your orders. I'll complete the mission!" He replies. "Get these letters delivered and have more Anbu stand by each recipient so you may escort them back here to the village." Tsunade orders. "Yes, ma'am." The man takes the envelopes and vanishes. Tsunade sits there for a moment then sighs. It's done, no going back now. She thinks to herself, bracing for what's to come.

Tsunade decides to spend the rest of the afternoon finishing up her work. She manages to finish a few minutes after the sunset. Alright, I need to shower and assemble the Anbu team in charge of this mission. After that thought, Tsunade steps out of her office and enters her private corridors down the hall from her office.

A few hours pass and Tsunade exits her corridors. She calmly closes her door behind her and proceeds to her office. It’s late now, the clacks from her heels can be heard echoing going down the dark and empty hall. The clock nears midnight as she enters her office to wait for her guest. She sits at her desk for a few minutes and watches the clock. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door. "Come in..." Tsunade says. The same Anbu member appears in Tsunade's office. "Your guests have begun to arrive, ma'am. A few of them are waiting near the gate outside the village." He says.

"Perfect, go ahead and escort them to this room." Tsunade orders with a slight smile on her face. "Yes, ma'am!" The Anbu member vanishes out of the room to follow his given orders. After about 10 minutes, the door to Tsunade's office cracks open. Tsunade looks up as the door opens all the way, a middle-aged man stands in the arc of the doorway. Tsunade scans behind the man, she sees about 7 or 8 men behind him, all familiar faces. "Please, gentlemen, come on in.'' Tsunade beckons.

The men begin to enter her office, some sit in front of her desk, and the rest stand around the front of her desk. The last man enters then shuts the door behind him. "Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all aware as to why we are all here in this office. I've invited you here to settle my debts with you and I owe each of you in this room a lot of Ryo. I'd like for these debts to stay off of the Hidden Leaf Village's records.” Tsunade begins to explain.

“I’ve come up with a way to pay off these debts that I’m sure you can all agree with…” She pauses for a moment, the men stare in slight suspense. “Tonight, you’ll all have an opportunity to find out how I really earned my nickname! I plan to blow each of you to cover my fees. Any man here who wants to reject this offer can go downstairs to the office next to the exit. A member of my Anbu will hand you your payment in cash.” The men all look confused and skeptical. They begin to mutter amongst themselves. 

“Gentlemen, I assure you, this is a serious offer. I’m not one to joke about these sorts of things. As Hokage, I have no time to play those games.” Tsunade reaches down to unstrap her heels and takes them off; she gently and neatly puts them aside, below her desk. Tsunade stands and she starts to walk around her desk; she slowly removes her coat. She approaches the man closest to her desk. She bends her knees and lets herself fall to the ground, kneeling in front of the man.

The men in the room all stare intently at her every action, some muttering can be heard from the men in the back as she proceeds. She looks up at the man, her head in front of the man's crotch. She waits for a quick moment and the room grows quiet. Tsunade smiles gently and moves her hands to the man's thighs, very slowly caressing her way to his waist to unbuckle his pants. The other men in the room stare in awe at the sight before their eyes.

She unbuckles his pants and begins to gently pull them down along with his underwear. She pulls them down to his ankles, revealing his cock resting limply between his legs. The room becomes completely still, she studies his cock for a moment. It’s bigger than she expected but, admittedly, Tsunade hadn’t envisioned any of these men to be well endowed.

Intrigued, she continues to explore his crotch, she slowly reaches out and gently cups his balls in her hand. She admires their weight and size, she begins to smile, remembering some wild times from her younger days. The men still unable to believe what they are seeing continue to stare at her every action. Tsunade starts moistening her lips, gently sucking them in to lubricate them with the saliva building in her mouth. 

She puckers her lips, with a slight gentle push. Her right hand reaches out to the man’s shaft, she holds his now fully erect cock firmly in her hand. Tsunade’s lips part slowly, her tongue begins to slip out a little over her lower lip. As her head begins to glide forward leisurely, she gives a soft and somewhat lustful gaze at the man. She proceeds to move her lips around the man’s hard cock, finally beginning to suck. 

The other men in the room start shuffling and undressing. In a rushed and sporadic fashion, the men surround Tsunade in an instant. Tsunade notices, a kind of excitement begins to fill her heart and loins. She continues to diligently draw the stiff cock into her mouth, rotating her tongue around the cocks head as she gently rubs the man's balls with her hand. 

Some of the men surrounding her start masturbating as they watch Tsunade lustfully lose herself in the moment. Still engaged, Tsunade thrusts the cock further into her mouth. It fills her entire mouth and pushes back into her throat. The man grunts and his cock twitches as Tsunade vigorously wolfs down the man's shaft, violently pushing it in and out of the back of her throat. 

Almost as if it moved on its own, her right arm strays from her side, reaching out in search of more manhood to claim as her own. Tsunade's instincts had taken over, she needed more cock and it didn't matter whose. As she finally feels a dick enter the firm grasp of her hand, she feels the cock using her mouth begin to twitch and throb repeatedly. 

Desperately, she tightly squeezes the shaft she holds in her hand, struggling to breathe. The dick pressed down the back of her throat begins to blast what feels like a gallon of cum directly down her throat. Tsunade feels the warm oozing substance coat her throat, travel down her esophagus, and into her stomach. A numbing wave of euphoria engulfs her.

For a moment all she can focus on is the semen filling her body. She loses control and her eyes roll back slightly as her body begins to feel insensible. All she could do was to feel only the parts of her body enveloped in ecstasy. Her lips twitch as the man's penis begins to pull out of her mouth. Tsunade quickly and almost mindlessly shifted her attention to the cock in her hand. 

A river of vaginal fluids builds in her pants and begins to trickle down her inner thighs. She can smell her own sweet scent, like a small mountain meadow blowing a breeze up from below. Her scent mixes with the musk scent of the spunk dribbling out of her throat and now off of her chin. Tsunade's mind begins to go numb as she feels someone grab her other hand and begin to use it like a fleshlight.

Tsunade rests her muscles for a moment as the men use her freely. Her tongue still out slightly and cum still dangling off her chin, she begins to scan the room for her next target. Suddenly a man shifts in front of her. Before she can make out exactly who it is, a cock enters her mouth and starts pumping. The cocks in her hands begin to throb, unloading long thick streams of cum all over Tsunade's upper body; drenching her shoulders, shirt, and hair.

She releases the men in her hands as they start to grow limp. In a moment, the two cocks in her hands get replaced by new stiff cocks, ready to be serviced. She starts stroking the men’s shafts as her mouth continues to get used. The cock in her mouth quickly pulls out and shoots semen all over Tsunade’s face. Tsunade closes her eyes as to not get any cum in them and continues to work the men’s shafts.

With her eyes closed and her hands busy, a smile crosses her face. “Please, whoever wants to go next, come and use my mouth now.” She said, in a pleased and begging voice. Tsunade opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue, waiting patiently to be handled. A dense gush of semen abruptly enters her mouth. Tsunade manages to catch the majority of it in her mouth while some of it dribbles down to her cleavage. She shuts her mouth, full nearly to the brim with hot sticky cum, and gobbles it down in a few quick gulps. She then exhales sharply. 

Her hands are still being used and her breath is now heavy with a humid musk. Tsunade’s throat feels warm as if she’d been drinking a warm beverage. “Thank you...” She says with a tired voice. She inhales a little and clears her throat. “Next, Please!” Tsunade calls out eagerly. She proceeds to take a few more cocks. Both cocks in her hands shoot cum on her face and cleavage, she swallows another load. Tsunade feels covered in cum, her arms are slightly tired and her jaw is sore.

Tsunade tries to tally up the number of cocks she's sucked in her head. She estimates that there are maybe one or two more men left to service. She hopes she might be done as she’s growing a bit tired. She waits on the floor, sitting on her knees with her eyes closed, and hands resting on her lap. Her face was now completely covered in cum. A moment passes and all seems to have been settled. With her eyes still closed, due to the cum on her face, she opens her mouth to begin to thank them but she stops mid-sentence as she feels a large hand on her face. 

Tsunade gasps. She remembers seeing a larger man toward the back of the group of men when they entered her office. During the time she handled the other men she had completely forgotten about the large man. She feels two large thumbs brush across her eyelids, pushing away most of the cum. Squinting, she slowly opens her eyes but her vision is still a bit blurry.

Looking up through her cum blurred vision, she begins to make out a face. The face is squarish and crude, the man had the face of a brute. The man gives Tsunade a genuinely warm smile, Tsunade is taken aback for a second. A little dumbfounded, she smiles gently back at the large man. Her eyes begin to pan down the man's tall large body, down to his neck, chest, waist, and finally his cock. Tsunade’s eyes widen and her jaw drops slightly.

The large man's cock is much bigger than any of the other cocks she had previously pleasured and definitely bigger than any she’s had in her mouth. His cock drooped down far, almost down to his knees. The man puts his right hand behind Tsunade's head and gently cups her face. He places his left hand around his shaft, pulling it up to meet Tsunade's mouth. 

With his right hand, he pulls her in towards his cock. Tsunade tries to pull back against the man’s monstrous grip. The tip of the man’s cock meets her open lips and pushes against them. Tsunade presses her head forward, sliding the man's huge cock into her mouth. Her lips stretch widely around his shaft. She holds the head of his dick in her mouth.

As Tsunade holds the man in her mouth, she begins to taste pre-cum starting to ooze out of the man's head. It tastes sweet, with an almost fruity flavor. It was very unlike the other men's semen, Tsunade quickly took a liking to the milky substance washing around her mouth and trickling down her throat. She instinctively begins to lick the entrance of the man's head, sucking up any sweet nectar. 

The large man groans, shifting his weight as his cock grows and hardens in Tsunade’s mouth. Tsunade feels the man's shaft widen, even more, stretching her lips out to about their maximum. As the man's cock grows bigger, he begins to produce even more pre-cum, an almost unusual amount. The sweet gush flowing down Tsunade's throat sends her into a delightful ecstasy. Her eyes begin to roll back again.

The man firmly pulls Tsunade in closer and pushes his cock as far as Tsunade can allow. His cock makes it about halfway before Tsunade starts to gag and choke on the cock lodged firmly down her throat. Tsunade’s hands squeeze hard into fists and her eyes begin to water uncontrollably. Pussy juice spurts out from Tsunade's entrance. The man begins to slowly fuck Tsunade’s mouth. With every pump, the man shoves down Tsunade’s throat, a bit of juice gushes out of Tsunade’s pussy.

Struggling to remain conscious, Tsunade's arms grow limp and fall to her sides. The only thing keeping her up is the cock in her mouth and the hand holding her head. The man continues to churn Tsunade’s mouth as she just barely manages to stay conscious. A sudden burst of cum blasted her face by men who’d lingered in the room as her mouth was still continuously pumped. The large man’s dick begins to twitch and he grunts. Tsunade gets a rush of energy and moves her arms around the large man's thighs.

Tsunade pulls herself in closer to the man. His cock enters deep and far down into her throat. The man groans louder as he forces his cock down into her throat. Tsunade's eyes roll back completely as she squirts profusely in her panties. The man violently ravages Tsunade's throat, pumping hard and deep. He cums viciously, his cock throbbing fast and repeatedly. A literal gallon of cum gets pumped down past her throat, directly into her stomach. 

Tsunade loses herself in complete and utter ecstasy, her entire body feels as if it is throbbing. Her ears feel hot and cum dribbles out from her nose. The man tries to pull his dick out but Tsunade’s lips suctioned around the man’s shaft. With more force this time, he pulls his dick out completely. Her mouth makes a loud suctioned pop and cum starts pouring out. The man’s member rests limply between his legs.

Still kneeling on the floor, her arms limp, her mouth was gaped open and drooling cum. Tsunade, struggling to gasp for air, feels two large hands on her face. Again, the hands brush away the cum covering her face. She looks up to see the large man smiling down at her. She lifts her hand to his thigh and rubs it gently.“Thank you, big guy.” She says in a tired whisper. He thanks her back and Tsunade thanks the rest of the men still in her office. Once she confirms payment of the debt, she dismisses the men and they leave.

Tsunade waits still on the floor for a moment, now alone. She then gathers herself and stumbles to her feet. She makes a hand sign and the cum on her body begins to evaporate. She makes her way to her desk and sits in her chair. Tsunade checks the clock and sees her meeting took about half an hour. Not bad.

Just then, a knock happened at her door. “Come in.” Tsunade says. An Anbu member appears kneeled in the middle of her office. “Ma’am, the rest of your visitors have arrived.” The Anbu explained. Tsunade pauses for a moment, she sighs and smiles slightly. “Please, tell them to come on in!” She says.


