Chapter 6 - Birthdays part 2

Hello humans it's Weegee1 again with another chapter of Winnie the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Screw, I can't believe I actually have my story on four peoples alert list. I am truly honored, on that note it's time for me to start writing and stop gabbing. Fanfiction bible page 3 verse 7 I don't own Winnie the Pooh in any way shape or form they are owned by their companies.


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While Miriam was making her way to the clearing at the center of the woods Christopher was making his own journey through the thick growths of underbrush. For the last three hundred yards something was chasing after him, he couldn't see what it was, or they were but it was fast. Every time he changed direction it would change direction, no matter how fast he went it would keep up to him with no noticable effort, Christopher was started to get alarmed not just for himself but for the cakes and presents he had precariously balanced in his hands. Right when Christopher was going to have to stop running due to pain in his legs and lungs from all the running he came across the clearing. Taking several deep breaths to calm his madly beating heart he turned at the same time that the grass parted revealing a terrified Tigger that bounded right past him, missing his legs by mere inches.

Looking further into the clearing he saw the long oak table his father made for his eighth birthday as well as twelve wooden chairs with red cushions on them so that the seating is comfortable. Looking up he saw Olivia and Kessie fighting the breeze that was trying to take a light blue tablecloth away to places unknown, Ruth was jumping from chair to chair making sure they were in the correct position as well as clean which caused her heavy blue sweater to ride up with her momentum revealing her muscular tail, thick rump, and glistening cootch. Tigger seeing the attempt of escape on the tablecloth's part leapt up onto the table before launching straight upwards grabbing the tablecloth on the way down. With the combined weight of the three ladies working together the tablecloth was wrestled into position where it was tied down to the corners so it wouldn't blow away. Gabriel and Roxanne walked into the clearing with dishes in their hands and goofy smiles on their faces, they were so out of it that they didn't notice that Roxanne's shirt was on backwards or that Gabriel's suspenders were not hooked up properly allowing everyone to see her hardened pink nipples poking out of her fur.

The next surprising appearance was made as Kendra hopped into the clearing with nothing on but a several sizes too small white cooks apron with three dark patches on it, one over each nipple and one in front of her pussy where her nectar was flowing. Her apron covered very little when she jumped and even less when she was coming down from a jump, glistening droplets of milk and cunny juice sparkled in the light making a perverse rain appear behind her with every hop she made. No matter where he looked Christopher saw sights that made his pants grow tighter and tighter, the true turning point of no return was when he turned to look at a clattering sound coming from the table to his right. There was his angel Miriam setting down a set of four delicious looking cakes. She was wearing the same simple garb she wore when Christopher's mother met Miriam, slightly changed so that the outfit was entirely red with a dark blue shawl covering the top half of her enormous breasts leaving the bottom half as well as her tea platter sized red areolas and black thimble sized nipples free for all to see.

With a tearing sound and a fair amount of pressure being released from his pelvic region the button on his custom made jeans learned how to fly, almost in slow motion the button rocketed in a straight line rather than an arc straight towards Miriam when she turned to look at him he thought that the button was going to hit her face. She simply reached forward and caught it between her scaled thumb and pointer finger while her clawed hand rested on her hip "It seems you lost something my heart." Miriam's voice spoke in an amused tone, not seeing her lips move he realized she was speaking to him in his head. Christopher shambled haltingly forward in a trance like state ignorant of the many eyes that lay upon him. Time, space, physical mass, nothing mattered to him or to her with a smile on her lips Miriam spread her arms and embraced Christopher for the first time in the real world.

Due to the height difference between Miriam and Christopher they ended up in a fairly awkward position with Christopher's head nestled between the soft, fuzzy, and malleable flesh of Miriam's titanic tits where he heard the rhythmic sound of her heart. Wrapping his arms around her waist he came up a little short instead of encircling the middle of her back like a proper hug would entail his hands rested on a massive ass cheek each which he grabbed instinctively kneading the softly furred globes. The tender if a fair bit perverse moment was interrupted by another sound of cloth tearing resulting in a loud squelching noise followed by a sharp intake of breath and a sound similar to purring to fill the clearing. Feeling a mind numbing warmth as well as a delicious tightness enveloping half of his his fist size glans he looked down and Christopher saw that his pants gave up the ghost completely which wasn't all that surprising. What was surprising was the fact that the warmth and tightness was due to his glans resting half buried and half exposed in her cunny looking up slowly with a mind full of the fear of being rejected or angering his angel he saw a love filled smile greeting him from between Miriam's colossal breasts. With his heart rate climbing she leaned in and kissed him causing the rest of his glans as well as a few inches to sink into her plump cunny spreading her labia deliciously around his liter bottle girth resulting in a scalding rope of pre cum to fire into her depths.

The pleasure caused Christopher to close his eyes until Miriam pulled away from the kiss causing his schlong to pull back out to where it started entering her, looking at her questioningly he looked around seeing everything covered by a dark mist. "Welcome my heart to the space between spaces." looking at the scenary around them Christopher saw they were in an enormous library filled with scrolls, tomes, and books "What exactly is this place?" Christopher grunted out before Miriam leaned down and kissed him again causing her to slip back down Christopher's pole taking in the head and half a foot of thick throbbing meat before sighing in content while rubbing a small bump that appeared in her lower abdomen that moved lower before disappearing when she rose off of his cock with a wet schlllpop noise and a chaser of fem juice. Miriam grabbed the base of his dick right above his audibly gurgling musk melon sized balls, removing her hand revealed a solid black cock ring that was so tight that it stopped any chance of cum from spilling forth from his cock "Sorry darling but any release here would result in an uncontained eruption out there." Miriam apologetically said before giving a chaste kiss to Christopher and walking towards a large red cushioned chair.

Standing before the chair Miriam signaled Christopher to sit down in it, upon complying a flash of white filled the room blinding Christopher temporarily. Blinking the dots out of his eyes he saw that they were both entirely naked, Miriam's mouth was stretched in a loving smile before she took a step forward to straddle him, grabbing the base of his cock she angled the monolith of flesh upwards and without a moment of hesitation popped it into her cunny. Warm, moist, and oh so tight was the infinitely repeating thought process circulating in Christopher's pleasure addled brain, running on instinct his hands grabbed her hips and started massaging the soft malleable lightly furred flesh that lay beneath his eager hands. A chuckle brought him out of his thoughts "I am glad that you are so eager but sadly pleasure isn't the only reason that I'm doing this. I think it's time for you to learn a bit about the past of my kind. Although I must ask that you wait until the end of my lecture to ask questions." Looking up in curiosity Christopher's eyes met Miriam's third eye and everything went blank.

From the darkness Miriam's voice sounded "In the beginning there was a lush wilderness, a garden of sorts with plants that were so numerous as to be uncountable, plants that no longer exist. Trees that bore fruit of impossible description, some bore star shaped fruit others apples, pears, pineapple and other such fruits like nowadays. There were grains, berries, and other countless bounties of nature's gifts it was beautiful to see. Plants weren't the only things in the garden though, there were all manner of beasts that crept, crawled, walked, hopped, and ran through the garden going about their lives in perfect harmony the ansestors to predators would feed upon the more protein rich plants while the prey animals would feed upon the roots, grasses, and leaves. It was a harmonious life that sadly wasn't meant to last, in this garden was a farmer of sort the only one of his kind, an odd sort of creature, the very first human.
The human was happy for a long time tending to the animals, tending the plants, harvesting crops and other such things to keep busy. One day while caring for the animals the farmer came across a family of birds consisting of a mother, father, and several chicks, farther in the garden he came across a pair of wolves and their pups, on and on this went. For several days this went on for several days the farmer walked with a hollow bitter feeling deep within himself, one night he started wishing for a family of his own, for a female companion for himself. For a month he wished, for a month he desired, for a month he had hope at the end of the month a miracle happened, one day the farmer was tending to a flock of sheep when from the bushes emerged a creature he had never seen before.

The creature walked on two legs like him, had a nose and face like him, it even had hair on its head like him however that's where the similarities ended rather than skin she had scales of darkest black that were so small they were nearly imperceptible unless one was in arms distance of her, her fingers and toes were tipped in viscious black claws, her teeth were sharp and multi rowed like a sharks, her eyes were white except for a red pupil, and from above her buttocks emerged a thin flexible tail covered with the same scales as the rest of her body. She was something that he had never seen before in his entire existence, he had no clue what to do to get her attention, a fact that much later on she found endearing.

Looking at the animals living in the garden he studied various males mating habits, first he imitated cranes and other such birds by dancing around rather awkwardly, other than laughter it got no change in her attitude. The next animal that he decided to mimic was the penguins in the colder regions of the garden by picking up random baubles that were colorful and uniquely shaped before putting it all in a pile in the middle of a nest of soft grasses, in return the female made him a house of wood capable of keeping out the rain and cold. The next animal that he imitated was a tortoise for the next few days he went everywhere she went without fail, at first it was cute to her they would walk with hands entwined and smiles on their faces. But she was a being born of wishes, and secrets beyond her callers understanding, staying with him at all times while enjoyable was also frightening to her.

Like the snakes, lizards, and other scaled creatures she shed, unlike most creatures she shed every full moon, an event that was rapidly approaching, during shedding she became a much more bestial entity with a mouth filled with fangs so long it prevents her from closing her mouth, her nose turned into serpentine slits, her legs were absorbed back into her tail making it long and thick like a python's, her fingers became webbed, and her eyes became slit. One night out of the month she would disappear and so would several aged and infirm animals, for several months he took no notice after the first month they copulated resulting in her becoming pregnant, after two months she started fattening with her young. It was at the fifth month that the man decided to follow her into the dark parts of the garden that he never entered before, following the trail of fine scales that she left behind he came across a frightening sight. In the center of a lifeless clearing surrounded by gnarled dead trees and the bones of dead animals that had been going missing was a creature that vaguely represented his mate.

It was a black serpentine creature that was currently in the midst of regurgitating animal bones from a prior meal, her stomach was gravid and bumpy completely obscuring her body from torso to pelvis due to countless eggs. Reaching forward she grabbed a dead sheep ignorant of the eyes resting on her, her jaws stretched, and stretched, and stretched until she had over half of the animal down her gullet with the other half following shortly after. A snapping of dry bleached bones drew her attention, using her powerful coils she raised herself to her full sixteen feet of height and hissed at the intruder before ordering it to step forward. From the shadows the farmer emerged, his face full of fright and confusion before the female could utter a single syllable to comfort or calm the farmer he yelled that a monster like her was undeserving of love of any kind. With eyes full of tears, a broken heart, and countless progeny developing within her she slithered far away into the unexplored bogs and swamps were she made her home remaining in her true serpentine form for the rest of her life. It was a great many years before she sought out her one time mate prefering to stay in the bogs and marshes to watch over her ever growing clutch, he laid in the same nest that he made for her with nothing changed other than the effigy that stood outside the nest.

The effigy was made of clay that had hardened to look like similar to the farmer except for a few key features, rather than having a flat broad chest it had small breasts, its hips were wider, and it had a vagina it seemed that the farmer had been trying to make a mate for himself but couldn't gift it with life. Slithering up a nearby tree she waited until the morning, when the sun woke the farmer the serpent revealed herself. The farmer attempted to yell but with a swiftness rivaling any snakes striking speed she clasped her hands firmly over his mouth. She said to her one time lover that she could give the creation life so he could have a family of his own but he would have to give her three things in exchange, the farmer agreed with not a moment of hesitation on his part. The first thing she requested was one of his ribs which she placed inside of the statue along with powdered bones from her original dwelling giving the construct bones, for skin she made a slurry of animal hides which she spread over the statue, for eyes she ground the baubles from the farmer's nest before putting the powder into the holes where the eyes would be.

For a tongue she took several flowers and crushed them into a paste and put them into the construct's mouth, for teeth she used a wolf's teeth and a lamb's allowing the creation to subsist on anything, and for hair she spun together horse hair for length and goose down for softness. To give the statue life she used the amniotic fluid from an elephant to give her wisdom, the shells from a swan egg to gift her with grace, crushed up bodies of dozens of female salmon for fertility, the fangs from several snakes to give her hidden strength, combining the ingredients with water from her swamp and one of her unfertilized eggs to give her a hypnotic beauty she made a rotted black slurry that the statue was submerged in. The last thing that the serpent gave to the statue was a name EvE so the statue would have a beginning and an ending as all natural creatures should have.

For the second thing the serpent had the farmer fertilize the rest of her eggs, once the task had been completed she left for her swamp saying that she would come for the third wish when the time was right. Before she was out of hearing range the farmer asked for a name, tilting her head slightly she simply said AtA and left not to be seen for many years. After three days of waiting by the statue's resting place AtA welcomed EvE into the world of life, for many months they were happy frolicking in the tasks that the farmer had been doing from the beginning of his life, taking joys in the simple actions of talking to each other. When he would say something she had an intelligent reply that lead to hour long conversations, she was swift and graceful with her movements able to out maneuver AtA at every turn, and her beauty was near incomparable in every way with a svelte figure, a voice like the song of countless birds, and eyes the color of the rainbow she was perfection in AtA's eyes.

After a year EvE and AtA decided to try to make a child an event that showed the gift given by the salmon worked, over the course of four months EvE steadily grew around the middle, near the end of the fifth month she went into the woods at night alone the next day she emerged from the woods carrying a healthy baby boy with blue eyes, a wispy shock of blond hair, and a pale complexion that they named Cane after the sugar that she craved during her pregnancy. Cane grew up to be an energetic and curious young man who cared for his younger siblings Able a black haired green eyed youth with a penchant for trouble who was given the name due to EvE saying she was able to do everything she could do before the pregnancy, Seth a hazel eyed brown haired boy who was silent and well behaved, Gnat the firstborn daughter of AtA and EvE a white haired girl with a violet left eye and a red right eye she was named due to her small stature and her love of plants, and Azura the second daughter due to her light blond hair, dark blue eyes, and a defect that caused her to have light blue skin.

One day Seth and Cane decided to adventure into the forest to forage for berries and fruit for food, an hour into the forest they came across a clearing filled with odd figures of various sizes, shapes, and colors all of which were female. Upon noticing the brothers most of the fantastical creatures ran away to hide, some just stayed still and observed the strangers in their midst, and a few slowly moved forward to investigate. After a tense few minutes the creatures began playing with the young men, for hours on end they played tag and hide and seek as well as other such games. For years the young men picked fruit for their family meals and played with the creatures peacefully, but one day that all changed, Able had started following the trail left by his brother's constant walking, hearing his brother's laughter he decided to go back and tell his parents that Cane and Seth weren't working.

A small sprite was watching Able and warned Cane and Seth about their brother's behavior, Cane and Seth were used to moving quickly through the roots and brambles of the forest, Able was not used to the difficult terrain. Breaking through the brush of the tree line with a viscious grin Able began walking towards his parents only to stop upon seeing the harvest bin full of fruit and berries while Cane and Seth were chatting with Gnat and Azura happily seeing Able Cane waved him over. For months Able kept trying to get Cane and Seth in trouble, one day Able managed to sneak by the sprites that watched over Cane and Seth and saw them playing with the creatures, something that his father forbade, finding something to use against his more popular siblings he skulked off back to their nest.

When Cane and Seth returned back to the nest they came across their mother and father arguing while Able just looked at Cane with a victorious smirk, after several hours of angry debate AtA declared that none of his children were allowed to interact with the children of the Serpent. Cane brought up the fact that much of their food came from the territory of the creatures, his father remained firm in his decision, so Seth being the smartest of the sons thought of a way to prove that living alongside the creatures was beneficial to both parties, the creatures got playmates and the family had an abundant supply of food. To prove this to his father he proposed a game of sorts there would be two teams each with a larder for fruits and vegetables and three days to fill it in, the teams would consist of Cane and Seth on one side who would harvest in monster territory and the other side would consist of EvE, AtA, Able, Gnat, and Azura who would harvest in monster free territory.".

As Miriam talked Christopher saw images of a mystical garden full of magnificent plants and beasts of all sizes shapes and colors, he saw the farmer happily working in the beginning before wishing for a partner of his own, he saw the joy of the farmer when he finally gained a partner, he saw the farmer's expression of terror and misplaced sense of betrayal at seeing the first wife's true form rather than the illusion that she put on for the farmer. He saw the serpent leaving with only the desire to care for her countless eggs keeping her alive, he saw EvE being given life he saw every word take form in front of him, until suddenly it all stopped when she said "I think that's enough story time for today."

Blinking his eyes Christopher saw they were on the same chair that they were on when the visions started "I believe you have some questions, a fair number of them I'd suppose, but we are strapped for time sadly. I believe we have time for three questions." Miriam's voice cut through his absent thoughts bringing his thoughts back to center "What exactly is this place, why don't I feel as much here as I do out there, and did we miss the birthday party with how long we've been here?" Christopher rapidly asked. Miriam chuckled and rubbed Christopher's head slowly running her claws through his hair teasing the scalp that laid beneath and started answering his questions "In the order you asked this is my personal space between spaces, each of my kind has one it's how I get from one place to another so quickly. This capacity to move near instantly isn't perfect like others I am bound to one medium, specifically shadows and other forms of darkness. For your second question I must admit I am surprised by it most take three or more times before they notice the only other person to notice as quickly is the current Warlock.

This is a mostly mental plane of existence were one of my kind and their Chosen one connect souls for a short amount of time, our connection was initiated by the connection of our genitals others of my kind connected in different ways. As for how long we've been here seven days but out there we've been making eyes at each other for seven seconds. Now with that out of the way I think we should get back." With a wet pop Christopher's glans pulled out from Miriam's cunny and a blinding light filled his vision. Christopher blinked his eyes until the world came back into focus revealing the table, chairs, and cakes all exactly where they were before he went on his little adventure with Miriam. With a still foggy mind he heard "Happy birthday Christopher." before Miriam leaned down and locked lips with Christopher, in that moment the world just faded away.

Sparks flew between them before Christopher finally put two and two together 'it's my birthday?' Christopher wondered to himself before realizing he got Winifred and Patricia on his birthday. Using the courage brought on by this revelation he took the initiative and deepened the kiss and allowed their tongues to dance, with a swift movement of her clawed hand the forgotten black cloth ring that bound Christopher's dong was reduced back to glittering shards of darkness that disappeared allowing the formerly blocked orgasm to erupt forth. Lance after half dollar thick lance erupted from his cock at the same time Miriam transported herself out of range of the splattering, each streamer was drawn to a space in the air above her horns.

The streamers went on for several minutes with each one being assimilated into the growing sphere above Miriam's head starting at the size of a bowling ball, then a beach ball, and finally large enough to fill a bathtub. The sphere of jizz began steaming and shrinking, after reducing to the size of an apple it turned gold and separated into eleven small pill shaped tubes "Thank you for your gift of Mana my love." Miriam said with a voice full of affection. Hearing chirping he saw birds slowly beginning to move looking at Miriam she winked, pulled a pill from the bunch floating in front of her, and ate it made the other ten disappear before making Christopher's pants reform with a snap of her fingers. Miriam gestured to the table and everyone that was there sat down at the same time that Patricia and Winifred wearing matching red short sleeved shirts entered the clearing, when they reached the table they sat with Patricia on Christopher's right and Winifred sat on his left.

When everyone was properly seated the cakes began separating into slices on their own and cups of tea appeared from thin air with small clouds of steam coming off of them. With a wave of Miriam's hand the ten golden pills set themselves next to everyone's cup of tea other than Christopher's, the ladies snatched the pills and ate them like they would disappear if they didn't eat them fast enough before nearly all of them quietly said "Thank you Eeyore, thank you lady Miriam." Eeyore just looked confused while Miriam was using her tea cup to hide her amused smirk with little luck before mercifully interrupting the confusion of Eeyore "My dears for the first time this gift from the birthday boy is directly from the source rather than being brought to us by Eeyore. Now I believe that it is time for cake and presents for our birthday boy and birthday girls.".
Winifred's gifts were nearly all honey except for a blue scarf from Ruth and Kendra, though Christopher's selection of honeys caused her to look at him with an alarmingly calculating look that caused him to shift uncomfortably in his seat after about seven seconds she smirked and winked at him. Patricia got a matching blue scarf from Ruth and Kendra, she got a hoof file from Eeyore who winked at her, from Olivia and Kessie she got a white sun hat, from Tigger she recieved a golden yellow skirt that was a little on the short side, from Roxanne and Gabriel she received long white gloves that went up to her elbows, Winifred simply passed her a small folded piece of paper and gave her a smile, Finally when she opened Christopher's gift to her her hands flew to her mouth and her eyes grew watery.

"Oh, k k Christopher I can't accept this." the little porcine stuttered out between her fingers. Christopher smiled, stood up, and walked over to the nervously shaking pink pig. Bending down he gave the top of her hairless head a kiss right between her floppy ears, picked the golden necklace up from its spot in the box, and placed it around her neck with a whispered "Happy birthday Patricia.". Christopher sat down just in time to catch the happily squealing pink rocket that Patricia had turned herself into, looking up at Christopher she gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, settled down onto his lap where she curled up before burying her head into his shirt and began playing with her new necklace.

I'm cutting off here due to the sheer length the chapter would become if I didn't stop here. Over 1800 views to my story, I honestly never thought my story would be this popular. I thank each and every one of you who joined me on this journey so far. I was intending to release this chapter earlier but a fair bit of crap came up in my life it took a while to go through several creation chapters in various religions and legends to think of a back ground for Miriam's species, and then at the clinic three people came in with varying injuries from a firework fight which is a kind of nice change from Corona virus cases I guess. Stay safe everyone and please don't aim Black Cats, Twitter Glitters, or any other fireworks at each other.