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I do not exist, therefore I can not be found in many places, including those in which you might think that you see me.  Of course, if you think that you dont see me, that might well be me, and you may have caught me in the act of not being there.  Or not.

I am not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig The Stig.
I am not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Rider Michael Knight.
I am not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes René Descartes.
I am not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diety a diety.
I am not http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/ Fake Steve Jobs (who apparently no longer exists!)
I am not a member of the Campus Crusade for Chaos and Confusion, which itself does not exist.
I am not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_Six_%28The_Prisoner%29 a number, I am a human being.
I am not an http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_number imaginary number.
I am not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Perspective_Vortex here (although you are).
I am not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MajorGenerals_Song the very model of a modern major general.
I am not editing http://daviswiki.org/Users/IDoNotExist this page right now.
I am not http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Alone_(Poe) alone.
I am not in the Campus Crusade for Creative Computation, which does not yet exist.
I am not doing all this before, and yet I will do http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/ all of it again (and again (and again (and again))).
I am not in a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zork maze of twisty passages all alike.  It is not dark.  I am not likely to be eaten by a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grue_(monster) grue.
I am not who you think I am.  No, not them.  No, not them either.
I am not a Benches bench.
I am not http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000647/bio Alan Smithee
Je ne parle pas français.
Je pense donc je ne suis pas.
I am not http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/20/us/politics/20stimulus.html from a nonexistent Congressional district.

20071002 11:22:59 nbsp i agree you dont exist. solipsism says it! i especially liked talking to you about that one subject. tomorrows the meeting. i definitely wont see you there. chao! Users/JessicaRockwell

20071006 10:57:17 nbsp Youre right!  You didnt see me there!  Perhaps you dont exist either.  My schedule is kinda wacky, being a nonexistent person, so sometimes you will not see me there, and sometimes you REALLY wont see me there.  But you really should give me a more realtime method to contact you, as the Wiki is not a good way to let me know where you will be tomorrow, since I may not look at it until many days later.

See you (or not) soon... Users/IDoNotExist

20071006 16:07:02 nbsp my email address: jnrockwell(at)ucdavis(dot)edu Users/JessicaRockwell

20080106 09:09:33 nbsp The trick to Bargain Barn is to only make a bid of what you think the item is worth. Each department sets its own asking prices and some of them are very proud of what they are selling. Most of the time though if an item doesnt sell at the asking price the accepted bid will be much more reasonable. Users/JasonAller

20080106 14:04:04 nbsp Ive bidded down items to 35% of list price at the bargain barn. The longer the item is there, the more desperate the departments selling the items get. If the items are overvalued, nobody will buy them and the accepted bids for them will get lower and lower. Users/WilliamLewis

20080211 10:01:23 nbsp Hey! I am currently in another state looking to move to Davis in July! I have a dog and cat and saw that you preferred another apartmen complex to Stongate Village Apartments  may I ask which one? I am tying to find a place to live w/o ever being able to visit! ROUGH! Users/Kristi

20080211 10:42:16 nbsp Hey, Kristi.  Check out The Trees.  They are very popular with people with pets, and are the home of many pet owning vet students.  The complex I wound up choosing does not take dogs, so far as I know, although there are many cats here, as well as a VERY large rabbit. Users/IDoNotExist

20080229 03:01:36 nbsp Yeah... if they add it again, Im going to talk with them about it.  Im guessing theres some kind of reason on both sides.  Mine is simple: the top image should represent the subject so you can mentally identify okay, thats what were talking about.  A logo doesnt really do that if youre apartment shopping or trying to remember the name of an apartment complex somebody lives at.  A photo does help.  Maybe they changed something and want it down because they repainted or some other action where it doesnt represent the current state, but generally the wiki method is to mark it as outdated and use it until somebody provides something better.  (And now that Ive written that all out, Ill cut and paste it to them if it is needed).   Users/JabberWokky

20080310 20:07:29 nbsp Dominant violin strings are not the best. Are the strings for you? (Do you play?) I personally dont really like Watermelon Music, but Im also an http://www.ifshinviolins.com/ Ifshins snob. They just moved to El Cerrito if you were a serious player and wanted to get some great help. But as far as Watermelon having Dominant, I believe they do. Users/MichelleAccurso

20080310 21:09:06 nbsp I would like to say that quantifiers, especially universal ones, would be nice for your page. Then again, to say that for all things, that they are not you, doesnt necessitate that you dont exist, simply that you are out of our domain.. somehow.. always, maybe a worm hole can bring you back? maybe you are Micheal Criton? Maybe you are stuck in quantum superimposition... or maybe you are just Max Headroom.. but I wonder, what do you mean when you say exist? Users/DavidPoole

20080310 21:59:55 nbsp Michael Crichton?  Blech.  Bad, plotless, pseudoscientific writing designed to cause fear in whatever the latest technological trends are.

Exist: to be.  Or not to be.  Perhaps that is your question? Users/IDoNotExist

20080325 10:18:01 nbsp Good idea!  The templates are edited and managed just like any other entry.  I added a Non Food Features field to the Templates/Restaurant Restaurant template, but it could be tweaked. Users/JabberWokky

20080325 12:19:21 nbsp You mean like the map button at the top of any entry with an Address() macro?  See most of the restaurants and business entries for examples.  This kind of backend stuff is best discussed at wiki:wikispot the hub, but I can tell you that the idea about database fields isnt easily done with the current setup.  If you didnt know, I write wiki software too, but not the software that runs DavisWiki.  Mine is much more oriented to commercial use (newspapers, etc), and does the kinds of things youre talking about, pulling from databases, etc.  Its also, as a result, more complicated (Im working on methods to simplify it for community use, but its tough to have both).  Part of the success behind Davis Wiki is the simplicity, so theres a fairly high inertia to anything that makes it more complex (it has to have a serious benefit). Users/JabberWokky

20080331 18:15:11 nbsp Today is Caesar Chavez Day in California and a couple other states.  Im trying to do more holidays, especially local ones.  Somebody needs to find City of Davis declared days.  I seem to recall them declaring at least a couple commemorative days.  Everybody knows the big national ones; Im trying for some of the more local and minor ones (starting off with the state holidays like this and Juneteenth). Users/JabberWokky

20080406 17:02:04 nbsp Upload the file to the Apartments page.  Other people can update it by replacing the file, at least for now. Users/PhilipNeustrom

20080406 17:07:03 nbsp Nifty Apartments apartment map. Have you considered making it a collaborative map? I need to try to import some kml into a shared map. Users/JasonAller

20080406 17:11:50 nbsp Google Docs will let you share an Excel file. It work very well. Let me know if you need help getting going. Users/JasonAller

20080406 17:21:06 nbsp Sure, just upload the file here. Users/JasonAller

20080406 17:31:18 nbsp can you upload it as a regular excel file? Users/JasonAller

20080406 17:38:33 nbsp How about .csv? Users/JasonAller

20080418 21:35:21 nbsp the outside plastic things at burger and brew roll up, and I think thats how there gonna make the semi outside seating cool... It was an outdoor patio before the remodel... Users/StevenDaubert

20080419 00:08:22 nbsp turn the fans on high?

I dunno, I usually take out anyways!  Users/StevenDaubert

20080516 19:51:51 nbsp Visit wiki:wikispot Wiki Spot to learn more about the software that runs Daviswiki. Users/JasonAller

20080516 20:10:01 nbsp (See Jasons comment for info on Wiki Spot)  Some people have successfully installed and are very happy with it.  It really depends on what your goal is.  If you want to have a private wiki for your own personal use, there are editors (applications that run on your computer) that are wikis.  These are typical applications that are easy to install and set up.  wiki:Sycamore requires setting up a web server, database server and configuring the software.  If youre comfortable with that (or just like tinkering), it isnt terribly difficult.   Users/JabberWokky

20080517 01:04:09 nbsp Id kick the discussion over to wiki:wikispot:FAQ the Wiki Spot FAQ.  There arent really any zealots on Wiki Spot at this point who will try to sell you a solution: were all pretty realistic about the fact that there isnt a one size fits all solution.  Moving the discussion there would get more eyes on the question.  Users/JabberWokky

20080531 21:20:09 nbsp Watermelon has Dominant, Vision, Infeld Red and Blue, and the major Pirastro products. Users/BuyLocal

20080722 16:22:25 nbsp I am overly cautious about posting on the main page.  Where would be a good place to do that? Users/SunjeetBaadkar

20080722 21:14:18 nbsp You mentioned posting the Wiki BBQ Im trying to plan on the front page, but I wouldnt know where to put it. Users/SunjeetBaadkar

20080724 00:51:04 nbsp Dont forget to archive old pics when you add a new one :) Users/BrandonBarrette

20080724 14:22:23 nbsp Yes.  Such things should go to wiki:wikispot:Bug Reports.  That said, it just sped up for me.  How about on your end? Users/JabberWokky

20080724 15:11:24 nbsp Barbaric yalp :P I chuckled when I read that. Im considering asking my students to call me O Captain, my captain Users/BrandonBarrette

20080731 00:34:36 nbsp just put up my mystery pic but its now gone. do u have any ideas? Users/BaaaamBi

20080806 13:44:49 nbsp You really should be commenting about those issues at wiki:sycamore Project Sycamore.  I dont really have much to do with the coding of Sycamore (the underlying software that runs Davis Wiki).  That said, there is a planned roadmap for the future which does include smarter parsing and storage and thus presumably a more intelligent search. Users/JabberWokky

20080807 09:16:08 nbsp I dont know.  Bob sounds more like a water diversion canal than a bridge.  But parents back then had strange ideas about naming their babies... Users/TheAmazingLarry

20080809 01:40:20 nbsp Mm, much of the sccc stuff makes me wonder how many folks around town have a concealed carry statistic, that really should be a public figure.. Users/DavidPoole

20080814 15:31:15 nbsp Re: link  I think you may have to upload the image to the page?  I didnt see anything with that name listed in the files area (Info > Files) Users/PhilipNeustrom

20080814 22:39:15 nbsp What do you think of the name the species answer? Users/StevenDaubert

20080815 00:34:57 nbsp ¬_¬ Users/StevenDaubert

20080817 10:35:06 nbsp I noticed the scroll up and down illusion, thought about commenting on it, but decided it was probably too specific to mention (i.e., that people wouldnt be able to reproduce it without WAY more explanation that it was worth).  Neat effect, though. Users/JabberWokky

20080817 15:27:04 nbsp I seldom use the comment function... even when it looks like it, I often hit edit and use a macro on my home system to autoinsert the date code.  Hang on... this is via your comment... Users/JabberWokky

20080817 15:28:16 nbsp It posted and your page came back in something under two seconds.  I started a timer on my Palm and I couldnt even time it it was so quick.  A single test, but Ill keep an eye out and see if I notice. Users/JabberWokky

20080817 16:19:49 nbsp Looking at the server graphs, there was a period of higher cpu usage and an odd spike in memory usage.  Its quite possible I just happened to catch your message right after it ended. Users/JabberWokky

20080818 08:24:51 nbsp Jason is cleaning up things left over when Wiki Spot was launched.  Prior to that, all the user entries were like /BobDobbs, and afterwards they were /Users/BobDobbs.  To make the existing links to user entries work, they were automatically renamed and a redirect put in. Jason is cleaning that up by changing all the {{{BobDobbs}}} to {{{Users/BobDobbs}}}.  Some people think its unneeded, but its one of those little tasks that makes things more simple for new users (since new users had examples of signatures that didnt work for their new accounts without a redirect).  Basically, the structure of the wiki underwent a massive change and there was a hack put in place.  Jasons cleaning up the hack. Users/JabberWokky

20080818 11:52:45 nbsp I think theres no reason to worry if not everybody likes the use of hints in the Mystery Picture game.  Theres probably no aspect of the wiki that everybody agrees on.  Also, I agree that the halvingthecity questioning technique isnt very fun.  Questions should be used only as a very last resort, after all hints have been exhausted, and even then, only yes/no questions should be asked, and only to confirm a genuine suspicion of the objects location. Users/TheAmazingLarry

20080819 18:43:30 nbsp It was so nice of you to exist yesterday! Users/CurlyGirl26

20080822 13:12:07 nbsp I am not a number!  I am a free man!!!    Users/JabberWokky

20080825 23:34:37 nbsp May I suggest that you add to your list: I am not a pipe   See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images it is the source of a famous discussion of reality, representations of reality, and art.  And Magritte is just cool.   Users/NotTires

20080829 00:09:56 nbsp I dont know if youve ever seen my burma shave messages strung out on the RC, but Ive always liked them as fleeting patterns: after they are broken up into the edit histories for the individual entries, you can never read them again. Users/JabberWokky

20080831 00:17:36 nbsp Hope you have a good trip.  I did end up seeing my dad.  I didnt get there until rather late, but better late than never.  He actually arrived in Sacramento so I didnt have to go far.  I wanted to see him before he left again. Users/CurlyGirl26

20080906 14:49:23 nbsp Celerity is a common term in certain circles due to it being used as a class of supernatural powers (relating to speed and dexterity) in the World of Darkness gamesFootnote(Yes, Ive simplified the description, but its enough for a quick comment.).  As a result, I always think of vampires when I see it.  :) Users/JabberWokky

20080909 19:12:19 nbsp I got some celerity a couple days ago, it helped my own those pesky space marines cause I moved 33% quicker Users/StevenDaubert

20080923 20:04:44 nbsp Were in northern California for a week and a half for a family wedding.  Sarahs still got at least 18 months left before we move out of Pennsylvania.  Were doing the family thing in the Bay area this past weekend and first half of the week and heading up to Sacto/Davis for the latter half of the week and this coming weekend. Users/JabberWokky

20080924 13:05:49 nbsp This week I will not be having any coffee, bagels or donuts.  Well, maybe coffee, but it will be of the German variety.  I will certainly be found at future days of coffee, bagels, and donuts once I get back to my homeland. Users/StaceyEllis

20080926 18:38:47 nbsp Hey, a nice way to do the Presidential Debates entry is to use the Event Board and add a public place to watch the debate (one of the restaurants with TVs) or something like that.  An entry to list the locations then could be crosslinked.  Not everybody uses LiveJournal, and as people in Davis are voting, and the debate is broadcast here, it kind of makes sense to list resources for those who dont have televisions.  One of the bars or cafes with televisions may be planning on having it on.  For UCD students, knowing if they are going to be shown publically on campus would likely be useful.  wiki:wikipedia:United States presidential election debates, 2008 Heres a list of the upcoming ones. Users/JabberWokky

20080929 20:58:11 nbsp You would be surprised how much signal you can hide in that much noise. :) Users/BrentLaabs

20081004 14:13:57 nbsp Unfortunately this weekend is too busy and isnt going to work out.  However, the plans I had with my boyfriend next weekend fell through, so if you (and the other said party who wants to meet me) are available, I propose a gathering then. Users/StaceyEllis

20081005 21:09:53 nbsp Saturday should work just fine.  Details to be worked out at some point between now and then, I assume. Users/StaceyEllis

20081010 09:57:39 nbsp Thank you! Users/CurlyGirl26

20081018 10:43:38 nbsp Hey, Im sorry.  I effed up last night.  Lets get together soon. Users/CurlyGirl26

20081026 13:09:40 nbsp new place is quickly Users/StevenDaubert

20081029 17:03:06 nbsp Hi IDoNotExist.  I am astonished to be talking to one who does not exist, but then, you spoke to one who is covert, so I guess logic is just out the window at this point.

You had asked, Im wondering what your thoughts are on life as a professor. How is it different than you might have expected? Do you get to spend as much time as you would like on your research? What suggestions do you have for the future professors out there?

Well, I could go on and on, but Ill give you what comes to mind first, and feel free to ask more questions if you have them.

I like being a professor quite a bit.  It is extremely rewarding to be able to expose students to things that they may not have come across before, and to get them to think about them.  I also enjoy researching; its wonderful to have a community of people to share ideas with, since most people dont have a background in the sort of work I do.  Service... well, thats less exciting, but it has its moments.  :)

One thing that is different from what I expected is how little time I have.  I always wondered why my professors seemed so busy  now I know.  Basically, there is an infinite amount of work that you could be doing, and a lot of it you would really like to be doing.  But its nice to have a life, too.  So, you have to learn how to be satisfied with the amount of work you are getting done and still be satisfied with your nonacademic life.  Its a balance I am still striving to achieve.  So, do I have enough time for research?  Enough to satisfy the powersthatbe, yes.  Enough to do everything I want to do?  No, there are things I am dying to do, projects on the pile that I may never get to.  But I guess its better that way than to have nothing I want to do.  :)

Suggestions for future professors... hmmm... One is, know what you want in terms of a balance of research and teaching, and try to find a university that has a good fit.  But accept that jobs are scarce, and so you may not be able to find your ideal job, initially or ever.  Another is not too put too much time into your lectures (its a mistake almost every new prof makes)  you realize that theres only so much you can get across in a lecture, and that after awhile there is a real diminishing return in the amount of time you put in.  Yet another is to go to conferences (never too early to start) and make friends.  This doesnt mean suck up to the big names in the field (though many try that route), this means get to know people working on subjects you are interested in.  It will pay off in multiple ways.  And for my last suggestion... learn how to say no to things that wont help you (you especially dont want to agree to too much service work when youre starting out) and yes to opportunities that allow your name to be known and get you to meet people in your field.  Sounds simple, but the no part is especially hard.

Ok, thats it for now. Users/CovertProfessor

P.S.  Oh, I forgot to mention one thing.  Even though you work a gazillion hours, you are the one who is in charge of them, and you are more or less youre own boss.  Id much rather have it that way than work a 9 to 5 job any day.

20081029 17:37:59 nbsp I think Im talking to myself?  But I cant see myself, so Im not sure.

Id not heard about the service component before. What is it?

On the department level: committees, advising, chair (avoid if you can!).  At the college/university level: more committees.  Beyond the university: refereeing for journals, being involved in the work of societies, donating time to things related to your area of specialization.  No one gets tenure becaue they did a lot of service, but everyone has to do some of it.  Its remarkably easy to get sucked into too much, so again, learn how to say no.  (As in: Id really like to, but I have this big project Im working on  everyone expects that your research will come first, especially as a new faculty member).

Ive seen many profs working very very long hours up until they get tenure. How long does tenure take to achieve? What makes someone well qualified for tenure? What makes them unqualified? Is it all about being able to bring in funding?

Generally 6 yrs, though it can vary from univ to univ.  Requirements for tenure also vary from univ to univ, and from area to area.  Its a good thing to try to find out (stealthily) when interviewing for a job.  Theres much more emphasis on bringing in funding in the sciences than in other areas, but in general, the main thing is publishing in peer reviewed journals.  You usually need to have at least decent teaching reviews, too, though again, that depends on whether youre at a more researchoriented univ or more teachingoriented (which would usually have lower expectations for #s of articles published).  Some areas expect a book.

Ive also heard much of politics being a big thing among professors  fighting for lab space, funding, and whatever else professors fight over (what DO they fight over?) How do you handle the politics? What causes it? Can it be avoided?

I dont think were any more or less political than anyone else, but there can be infighting when there are perceived unfairnesses.  You can have people thinking they are big shots and deserve more than everyone else.  A congenial department is worth its weight in gold.  Try to get a sense of that when you interview if you can.  And if youre untenured, just try to stay out of it.  Focus on your research and teaching, be polite to everyone, and keep your mouth shut (I wasnt very good at the latter, but its good advice nonetheless). Users/CovertProfessor

20081029 18:17:12 nbsp If a professor talks on the wiki, but cant hear themselves, do they make a sound? How do your grad students find you, being so covert? :)

I am like batman  right in front of your eyes, but you dont see my true identity.  :)

How hard is it to get grants?

Theres no universal answer  it depends on who youre applying to.  Its hard.  You really have to know your audience and tailor to them (e.g., if they are not specialists in your field, you have to write in ways that are understandable to them).  You have to dot all your is and cross all your ts.  Grant apps are a real PITA, to tell the truth.

What makes for a good prof. applicant?

Again, varies from field to field, but you want proof of good research done (ideally, with some papers published).  Some fields expect you to postdoc, some dont.  Youll want to have people write letters for you who can really speak to your research abilities and contributions  ideally, not just your advisors, but people well known in your field.  Evidence of good teaching if youre applying to a more teachingoriented place. Users/CovertProfessor

20081110 08:45:28 nbsp Sorry, you caught me at a busy time.  Er, I suppose you actually didnt manage to catch me, since you know, I was so busy.  Im sorta lame like that.  See you Friday for bagels, I assume..... Users/StaceyEllis

20081120 08:37:07 nbsp Bagels are more important than anything.  Including bagels. Users/StaceyEllis

20081120 20:05:12 nbsp Bagels from Chico are better than bagels from Davis. Users/RyanMikulovsky

20081120 22:10:37 nbsp Im quite happy that my bagels have caused this interwiki feud.  How fun to watch the wikifolk debate the merits of so many delicious bagels!  Mmmmm...bagels... Users/StaceyEllis

20081122 16:47:36 nbsp Where should Davis Grid Computing Cows be linked from? Users/JasonAller

20090107 13:53:09 nbsp IDogNotExist? Users/SunjeetBaadkar

20090113 23:52:18 nbsp Human beings exist therefore you are NOT a human being. Users/Michael777

20090115 00:08:28 nbsp Also note that Sara Kohgadai (who appears to be antigun) wrote in an editorial in yesterdays Aggie, something along the lines of having a gun giving one a rush of confidence (I dont recall the exact wording). Users/BrendanChan

20090123 19:00:26 nbsp Youve made your position abundantly clear on Students for Concealed Carry on Campus/Discussion; how about making some edits that improve the wiki now? Users/JasonAller

20090131 21:54:37 nbsp you have photo, please send Users/StevenDaubert

This is an unusual paragraph. Im curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong about it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try and do so without any coaching!
  Many instead of mayUsers/JoePomidor
  The paragraph does not contain the letter e.   Users/IDoNotExist

20090225 21:26:11 nbsp We really need a good page to link to about sockpuppets. Care to create it? Users/JasonAller

20090225 21:53:16 nbsp Check all the pages that had the text {{{Include(Sockpuppet)}}} on them. ;) Users/JasonAller

20090225 22:00:20 nbsp Hey, you might not want to mess with Sockpuppet.... its an include. Users/WilliamLewis

20090228 16:03:30 nbsp Haha, yeah, I was wandering around checking spelling, then I found the All Pages page, so Ive been working my way down that. Users/JoePomidor

20090313 19:26:00 nbsp i love that you know about The Stig Users/alismoghaddam

20090321 08:28:16 nbsp To some Im an honorary geographer. Also, I joined GLOBAL without realizing it. Users/RyanMikulovsky

20090321 09:11:06 nbsp My current apartment lease ends July 12.  So Im hoping to at least have my things in Davis before then (probably storage).  I havent quite figured out what Im going to do between then and September, when most leases begin. Users/RyanMikulovsky

20090407 23:05:54 nbsp People would so know who you really were if you indeed existed. Users/WilliamLewis

20090419 20:35:02 nbsp Now that the comment has been killed how about if you handle the Welcome to the Wiki for Users/pnip? Users/JasonAller

20090425 09:33:18 nbsp Hey hey hey hey

what are you doing?

hey hey we should totally hang out sometime!

seriously

touch base now dont be a stranger

cmon idne  Users/StevenDaubert

20090628 19:19:23 nbsp Dont forget about the Avid Reader little guy... Users/SunjeetBaadkar

20090701 16:06:31 nbsp Thanks!  See you around town. Users/RyanMikulovsky

20090701 16:31:15 nbsp Not yet. I hope to have everything wrapped up by end of Friday.  So I havent completely left Chico yet. Users/RyanMikulovsky

20090704 16:11:53 nbsp For historical comparison check out http://daviswiki.org/Sam%27s_Mediterranean/Politics?actionrecall&version168 Sams Mediterranean/Politics and the other related pages. Users/JasonAller

20090729 01:39:55 nbsp Yes, but it is a public domain wingless dragon.  :)   If you have a better PD image, feel free to replace it (you know me, Im not exactly offended if somebody changes something I did on the wiki). Users/JabberWokky

20090729 02:01:33 nbsp Could have been worse  I was trying to stretch it into a pun about a touring motorcycle. Users/JabberWokky

20090729 13:01:23 nbsp haha, http://daviswiki.org/PC_vs_mac?actiondiff&version226&version125 thank you for that laugh. Great middle of the day pick me up. :)  Users/EdWins

20090730 01:21:41 nbsp If you think I am wrong then correct the info unstead of just stating that u think I am worng. This is a wiki. Use it as such.  Users/RealComputers

20090730 01:34:49 nbsp As a tech, I have encountered so many situations in which people have gotten viruses from popups exactily as I describe. Literally it is one of the most common issues I see. Seriously, leave the free advise alone.  Users/RealComputers

20090730 02:18:10 nbsp I didnt touch ur comments. Users/RealComputers
 Youve http://daviswiki.org/Real_Computers_Signal_To_Noise_Ratio?actiondiff&version213&version111 inserted your own words into his comments http://daviswiki.org/Users/RealComputers/PC_vs_mac?actiondiff&version230&version128 more than once. wl

20090730 20:06:23 nbsp Concerning my computers and space flight, I dont have many details.  JK microsystems Weve provided computers to the Space Systems Division of Oceaneering for years and they will only give us general information about their use.  They have told us that the computers have flown on the shuttle and ISS, running non lifecritical experiments and such.  As we respect our customers privacy, I couldnt say much more that that anyway.  As for the lowearth satellite application, our uflashTCP controller was used in a college lowearth orbit satellite. Users/JimStewart

20090802 12:19:01 nbsp The server load was randomly really high (but came back down).  I have a couple ideas about why this may have been but I cant disclose them for potentiallyobvious reasons :) Users/PhilipNeustrom

20090802 19:48:22 nbsp The wiki may have been malfunctioning due to having a user that does not exist.  Thats just not logical and could certainly cause unpredictable results ;) Users/RyanMikulovsky

20090803 09:16:03 nbsp (Just so you dont think Im ignored you, I was busy away from the wiki over the weekend, and by the time I saw your comment, Philip had responded). Users/JabberWokky

20090806 13:48:45 nbsp Possibly next Spring.  If not, the Spring after that.  (And thats to move back, we may visit next Spring regardless). Users/JabberWokky

20090820 12:24:53 nbsp Research Labs are listed mostly by their department. See Chemistry, for example. Users/JabberWokky

20090922 17:21:18 nbsp It is always possible to overlay vector data atop air photos, but it isnt always the best way of doing things.  In this case, the file size would mushroom, unprintable in B&W, and the map may become too busy or unreadable.  Putting labels directly into apartment footprints is also possible but because of their close proximity and often small footprints, that would become messy very quickly.  Labeling all streets would also have the same impact: many are very small and close together; the map would not be very readable.  The key here is that these are maps of apartments in Davis, not a straight map of Davis.

Fortunately most apartments are on major thoroughfares and their given street addresses make it clear what road they are on anyway.  The aim here is to create useful maps while not making them so busy that one must really concentrate to read them.  Its a difficult job in cartography to find the right balance between conveying information and good presentation. I find that many maps have too much information.  So I do not plan on adding aerial backdrops, names of most residential streets, and labeling over apartments.  But if you want to make your own based on City of Davis GIS library, thatd be great.   Users/RyanMikulovsky

20090922 18:14:45 nbsp You could edit OpenStreetMap yourself and then render maps exactly how you want them to look. Users/JasonAller

20090922 19:07:24 nbsp Are you trying http://www.openstreetmap.org/? What browser are you using? Users/JasonAller

20090925 13:43:39 nbsp He, who?  Brian Tagney, Real Computers?  Im sure you know hes been a royal pain in the ass from day one, being very defensive about his own business and trying to promote it over the computer services.  With respect to Help Computer Services, start http://daviswiki.org/Help_Computer_Services?actiondiff&version215&version114 here and work your way forward. Users/CovertProfessor

20090925 19:22:56 nbsp The problem is that then revert will be used as a weapon rather than a positive tool to improve the content. Users/JabberWokky

20090926 02:11:32 nbsp Ah.  See, I see gnome as an act.  Like walking.  Not a class of special people.  An editor who signed up 5 minutes ago and corrects some spelling errors is a gnome in my view.  Its the act of caring and tending to the garden of the wiki. Users/JabberWokky

20091027 17:33:24 nbsp http://daviswiki.org/Users/IDoNotExist?actionuserinfo Careful. Users/JasonAller

20091101 11:50:46 nbsp The wiki is professional? Id prefer it look all OMG PONIES! Users/WilliamLewis

20091104 22:56:28 nbsp I answered the question you left when you created the Media references page. There is a note there about how you can make the page you created more functional and improve the Wiki History page as well. Users/JasonAller

20091113 06:50:34 nbsp 1! Users/NickSchmalenberger

20091116 09:53:41 nbsp http://daviswiki.org/Vacuum_tree?actiondiff&at_date1258360333.05372 Good one. Users/CovertProfessor

20091123 19:00:21 nbsp If you look at the wiki history page you will see an established format for dealing with milestone pages. Users/JasonAller

20091126 12:18:27 nbsp Go and welcome Users/Tosh123 to the wiki? Might be more productive than speculating about them. Users/JasonAller
  Why didnt you welcome Tosh123 yesterday? I suggested that you welcome the new user yesterday because youd voiced http://daviswiki.org/Real_Computers_Signal_To_Noise_Ratio?actiondiff&version292&version191 your opinion about the work gnomes do. Users/JasonAller

20091128 15:40:36 nbsp Its crisp and responsive for me right now. Users/JabberWokky

20091204 21:02:29 nbsp In regard to your comment on Solo Dining: True, but I suppose I should have specified this page towards a more dinner type of dining out alone, which I have not seen occur much (besides myself). Its actually pretty rare, even in the big cities, and Im still trying to figure out how to specify and orient this page towards that... Whether I should just make two extra columns in the table above for Lunch and Dinner, or something else... Users/H4rry

20100119 10:30:15 nbsp If it doesnt exist, can it make a sound? Users/CovertProfessor

20100119 22:19:20 nbsp Very true! Users/CovertProfessor

20100119 22:48:51 nbsp Fixing grammar?  Telling JW to have a good nap? Users/CovertProfessor

20100120 09:11:05 nbsp Ah, the return of the time suck, perhaps. Users/CovertProfessor

20100120 13:12:25 nbsp It was decided that it had been long enough.  Not by me. Users/CovertProfessor

20100121 12:31:10 nbsp I am trying to aviod causing an issue. Thats all. Is that a problem? Users/RealComputers

20100126 18:48:56 nbsp http://daviswiki.org/Davis_Food_Coop/Boycott%2C_Divestment%2C_And_Sanctions?actiondiff&version241&version140 Nicely done. Users/CovertProfessor

20100128 10:53:20 nbsp Your not paying attention. I am doing everything I can to comprimise. If you actually read through my comments in the order they were posted you will see that clearly.  Users/RealComputers

20100128 11:34:55 nbsp Stealthy like a fox. Users/JabberWokky

20100213 19:14:18 nbsp Are you aware that Davis was already the site for a test of how the public could use the internet in the past? Users/JasonAller

20100213 19:19:29 nbsp The Davis Community Network started out as a research project on campus. You might want to talk to some of the people who participated in that project as they have a lot of knowledge that would help with the application. Users/JasonAller

20100214 23:24:07 nbsp A http://daviswiki.org/Movies?actioninfo touch of history :) Users/PhilipNeustrom

20100215 06:38:42 nbsp You are an editor even though you dont exist. You can create a new category page for Movie Stars and then a public figure page for the actress. Link movie stars from the movies page and anywhere else it belongs. Consider a master category that would roll up local published authors with other celebrity categories. Youve been nonexistant for long enough to figure this out. Users/JasonAller

20100215 12:58:50 nbsp So, does that mean that anybody who s/he refers to the wiki and decides to sign up should use the surname Bar Kokhba? Users/JabberWokky

20100219 20:10:23 nbsp A capital idea, old chap... why not use this WikiWiki thing to create just such a proposal?  Do be sure to link it both ways to the more Make google buy porn for davis libidinous proposals! Users/JabberWokky

20100219 20:31:05 nbsp I will not wipe out the existing page, but I do think that a distinction is necessary between a coordination page and the general wiki page. We can wait to see comments from others involved but Im of the opinion that the new page is much more accessible to your average reader who has just heard about the Google fiber project. Users/foo

20100219 21:06:00 nbsp How does it feel? Users/JasonAller

20100219 21:12:29 nbsp Foos changes make sense to me.   Users/EdWins

20100220 15:09:34 nbsp They were eaten by the wiki crash a minute ago or were edited out by foo.  Yes, I tried adding them twice, and s/hes removed them.  I have a copy in a text editor in front of me. Users/JabberWokky

20100220 15:10:51 nbsp Oh, some of them I also consolidated as I put them back in (two to one, mostly to turn them into complete sentences rather than facts without any clear connection to the subject). Users/JabberWokky

20100220 15:13:18 nbsp Are you alright with the way that things have settled down now? I didnt mean to be confrontational; I just want to make this happen as much as you do. I think that the compromise has worked out well. Users/foo

20100220 15:18:37 nbsp I am durn well trying, if people would give me a couple minutes, please. Users/JabberWokky

20100221 11:19:19 nbsp Eh?  I dont know what you mean.  All I did last night (despite the confusion) was move, group and consolidate what was already there.  The only thing I backed away from was the final cleanup, as foo had started doing it while I was trying to make sure everything got into the relevant entries, and I didnt want to conflict with his edits (thus the SECOND final series of edits). Users/JabberWokky

20100221 12:17:54 nbsp Google Fiber for Communities/Talk This page is what I am referring to, or at least the individual bits that are now moot or outdated.  Note that that is a Talk page about wiki editing concerns, not Google Fiber for Communities/Discussion the discussion page for the actual subject, which in this case is Google Fiber for Communities. Users/JabberWokky

20100222 13:02:56 nbsp hey, im putting together the organizational meeting for Google Fiber, can you send me an email? kemblekpope@gmail.com Users/KemblePope

20100224 08:37:51 nbsp Have you read Mystery Picture/Rules? Take a look at number five. Users/JasonAller

20100226 01:44:24 nbsp I thought it was factual since H.W. signed the bill and W. expanded it.  Users/hankim

20100226 02:37:46 nbsp I figured the reader could decide whichever depending on whether the reader has Bush Derangement Syndrome or loves the ADA. But no biggie I guess. Users/hankim

20100226 07:20:17 nbsp Hey, Users/WilliamLewis William and I are planning to take a trip to New Canton for lunch on Sunday, would you also be interested? Users/NickSchmalenberger

20100303 12:41:27 nbsp Do you exist after all? Users/CovertProfessor

20100303 16:09:37 nbsp Unfortunately, I have too many looming deadlines.  Just as well, since being both covert and not covert is as troubling as existing and not existing.  But I very much appreciate the work youre doing. Users/CovertProfessor

20100303 16:41:45 nbsp Im weaving, Im weaving!  But it all refuses to knit. Users/CovertProfessor

20100304 13:39:42 nbsp I do not think Users/srednivashtar is interested at all in contributing, more so in trying to delete all traces of himself from the Wiki. Users/hankim

20100306 19:04:57 nbsp We should just let him do it and let him leave when he thinks hes done for good then revert everything when hes not watching! P Users/hankim

20100307 21:37:09 nbsp http://daviswiki.org/March_4%2C_2010_Public_Education_protest/Criticism?actiondiff&version28&version17 What do you think? Users/hankim

20100307 23:55:19 nbsp Me too. Users/CovertProfessor

20100309 10:32:58 nbsp Sorry if my concise responses seem angry or mean. They are not meant to be, I am just multitasking. Users/hankim

20100309 13:43:50 nbsp To keep the Criticism page from becoming a total mess, I would like to reply here.
  I am confused as to what your first four sentences are addressing.
  Does the university let companies use the results of their research for free? What about grants provided by companies to research specific things? Any costs of the research should be paid for by those profiting off the research.
  Invading Iraq for oil seems quite illogical because it would have been much cheaper to purchase oil from a dictator who has no reservations about killing his own people than a democracy that has a choice on whom to make a contract with.
  Californias taxes and businesses: http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id3222 (sorry for just linking instead of writing, but not enough time to)
  Californias regulation and businesses: http://articles.sfgate.com/20090925/bayarea/17205257_1_regulationseconomyreport , http://articles.latimes.com/2009/oct/13/business/fismallbiz13 (sorry again) Users/hankim

20100309 16:52:50 nbsp   I think you misunderstood me. I meant with the billions generated from research, I would think the universities would be more financially stable.
  My original argument stated that Californias taxes to support education will chase away the ones who are paying for Californias budget. Properly subsidized education can provide a net return to tax payers, but the current system does not seem to be a properly subsidized education system, especially since the high taxes chase away those who are educated after they graduate, where the net return is supposed to come from. You listed education as an industry, so I became very confused when you started talking about research. Sure, research is performed at the universities and although that may contribute to a few people profiting, they have taken everyones tax dollars to do so. Of course, you could argue if an industry improves, the entire economy improves, but that does not mean you should just give tax dollars to random companies to improve the economy.
  Why would oil companies want to invade Iraq if they could get the same oil from Saddam for probably cheaper? What reasoning can you give for oil contributing to the invasion of Iraq besides government incompetence?
  LA still gets very bad pollutionwise and although some of the regulation might have helped LA, too much of the legislation passed or going through California only harms Californias economy without reducing pollution. I believe the one I can most easily recall is the regulation of big screen televisions that passed a while back.  Users/hankim

20100309 17:29:09 nbsp So if we ever want new technology, we should just require it by law? California tried this a few time with cars and had to push back several times. Also, this just encourages people to purchase televisions across state lines taking money out of the state. Did you take a look at the articles that I linked to?

Maybe this is just the Bay Area, but quite a few companies have been downsizing and leaving due to current events leaving quite a few laidoff. And the Cato article that I linked to before contradicts what you claim about private industry in California.

I agree education is an industry, but it does not belong on the list that you created because it currently does not create more funding for California than it costs.

Oil companies did have access to Iraqs oil with Saddam in power though. Users/hankim

20100309 20:57:13 nbsp Saving money on electricity is important in my book (financial responsibility and being environmentally responsible can go hand in hand). Once enough people own big screen televisions to realize that they are having an impact on their wallets, the demand probably would increase. Having the government create demand by forcing people to move to new technologies (maybe people who use an antenna really do not care about how clear their televisions are) is unnatural and can cause negative side effects to society by helping a useless company gain an advantage or wasting tax dollars. And there are incentives to be environmentally friendly. In fact, there are enough incentives, that companies are always advertising how environmentally friendly their products are because there is such a demand for these types of products.

As someone planning to jump into the technology industry, I have been keeping a few tabs on companies in the Bay Area. They have not been laying off workers because of the depression, they have been laying off workers because they were moving to Nevada: http://reason.org/news/show/122553.html

P.S. This is sort of like email chess.  Users/hankim

20100310 08:42:20 nbsp Most of the stories I hear are from laidoff employees and those who are jobsearching. They know that the companies that they worked for have been downsizing in California due to the high operating costs here. I just linked to those sites so that I would not rely only on anecdotal evidence.

For health and safety regulations, why would there not be a market demand for seat belts and airbags? Nowadays, you can see car companies constantly bragging about their safety ratings in their commercials. The thing is that there is a market demand for safer vehicles and companies like Ford started offering these as an option after someone found a need for safety devices and invented them. If I were these car companies, I would probably push for seat belt legislation so that I could force everyone to purchase things that were formerly optional.

You mentioned lead in gasoline, but it took the EPA nearly twenty years to be able to do anything about it due to politicians who were in the pockets of some of the benefiting companies. The reason why the EPA was actually ever able to do anything was because most of the cars that required leaded gasoline were junked at that point in time and there were better alternatives. Of course, if we were to give the EPA too much power, they would just completely destroy our liberties and our economy by regulating whatever they want and because the EPA is subject to political pressure, we would basically be open to tyranny. Which leads me to my next point.

I stated that if the government has too little power over the environment, we are screwed and if it has too much power, we are screwed. So where does that leave us? If we were to not have the EPA and instead made clean air, water, and land issues of private property, then we would be solving problems more efficiently. If an organization like Consumer Reports were to have done a study on the negative effects of leaded gasoline, then someone could sue the companies involved and leaded gasoline would have been eliminated in less time than it took the EPA due to political pressure. Sure, a system like this is not perfect, but unlike what we have now, it is not vulnerable to political pressure, which I feel is quite dangerous. Users/hankim

20100310 11:42:24 nbsp Taxes were not the only reason. You did say that I should talk to business owners for my sources so I gave my anecdotal evidence as well. And just because the cost of living is high somewhere does not mean the quality of workers is high as well. I am sure you could find plenty of qualified engineers in Nevada.

Think about it, if you were a car company and you could have the government pass a law that forces everyone who buys your product to buy something that you only had as an option, would you not support it? If it took car companies decades to realized that safety features made cars more appealing, why did Ford provide seat belts as an option almost twenty years before seat belts were required by law? And Saab even had seat belts come standard as well before the law.

I am saying that whichever path you take with the EPA, there will be too many negative side effects. The problem with the EPA is that it is basically run by politicians and any government agency (no matter how it starts) will become like that. Even environmentalists have criticized the EPA because it has more policy makers than scientists.

What you are referring to is the tragedy of the commons which does occur if there are no property rights assigned to things such as clean air which I did address.

I am not saying that everyone should walk around in fear. I am saying whenever someone disconnected from you says they are doing something for your good, you should be wary because they probably do not know enough about you to make the best decisions and it is best if individuals are left to make decisions for themselves.  Users/hankim

20100310 13:19:39 nbsp I gave you an example of where the EPA failed where you said they succeeded. Even for emissions right now, their actions are based on whoever is in charge of the branches of government. The EPA has not done good things in a timely manner in my opinion.

Unless someone had a patent on seatbelts, its not going to be difficult for everyone else to start adding seatbelts once they see demand go up. Heck, if the demand is high enough, manufacturers would probably pay to use seatbelts. I gave examples of Ford and Saab providing seat belts without government intervention because it shows that the market ups the safety standards way before the government does and basically the government only creates a floor that is a nuisance to free choice. Maybe some people value price and better miles per gallon over safety (especially if someone wanted a car to only drive locally, there is also an argument here for SUVs and such), but thanks to government intervention, people are unable to choose. People who want safety features in their cars will buy cars with them and use them. Does the government really need to protect people from themselves if they believe that in certain circumstances that they do not need them?

With current communication technology, companies interact with each other all over the world without too much trouble. Distance being a barrier to communication and interaction is pretty much meaningless now. And of course tourism is going to go down when peoples wallets are thinner, but that does not mean companies are not moving away from California.  Users/hankim

20100311 15:03:24 nbsp Love the Alan Smithee link... almost had a roflcopter moment Users/WesOne

20100314 11:22:58 nbsp Hello, Im new to Davis Wiki, and so thanks for dropping by!  Also, I enjoyed the Shakespeare reference that you left on the March 4 controversy page.  Happy Pi Day! Users/Myself
  I missed it.  Where was the reference?  jw

20100318 02:49:50 nbsp Crepe house Uni is gone... forever? ::sob:: Really?  Users/MichellePalmer

20100319 14:43:53 nbsp The secret ingredient was crack. At least that would explain my crepe house uni withdrawal symptoms! Users/MichellePalmer

20100328 13:31:23 nbsp Sarah and I used to sit at the Silver Skillet  at the 49er truck stop which was roughly equidistant from where she lived in Davis and where I lived at the time north of Sacramento  and figure out the fundamental options for engineering in 24th century Trek.  We started because of the Starfleet Corps of Engineers series of books (which I recommend!), and we figured out some really nifty explanations for things like the routine use of neutronium.  At least as nifty and fun as the various ones periodically published in the various noncanon Trek books and RPG material.  Although they pale in comparison to the hijinks she came up with what they do at Starfleet Medical as training hazing.  Can you imagine how many Academy cadets wake up with a hangover and a single solid buttock due to a drunken night and an evil minded friend who swiped a dermal regenerator?  Users/JabberWokky

20100328 13:45:02 nbsp Cadets generally dont have a deflector dish around to focus the inverted tachyon beam. Users/JabberWokky

20100328 17:58:51 nbsp So, say, Symposium is a bad entry? Users/JabberWokky

20100328 18:11:42 nbsp
Ive heard wiki:redding:Wiki Proposals these wiki:redding:Redding Wiki Regulations arguments http://daviswiki.org/SaulSugarman:Comments?actionrecall&version9 before.  Personally, I wouldnt be interested at all in the wiki were it devoid of community input and turned into dry fact with a segregated, second class section for actual people. Users/JabberWokky

20100402 00:05:27 nbsp Thanks. Users/JabberWokky

20100402 23:33:27 nbsp I enjoyed the back page, sir.  Nice work. Users/jefftolentino

20100425 14:59:08 nbsp I am saying there might be more opportunities for date rape. Users/hankim

20100425 15:08:40 nbsp Yep, but if people are moved away from bars and stores, theyre going elsewhere to find alcohol and some might take advantage of those people. Users/hankim

20100501 20:37:10 nbsp You want to demonstrate how to handle http://daviswiki.org/Users/ebateson?actionuserinfo this? Users/JasonAller

20100501 20:59:16 nbsp You have indeed correctly identified my primary reasons for being anonymous, aside from just in general being a private person.   Users/CovertProfessor

20100503 13:54:31 nbsp You need to spend less time pissing Users/JasonAller off and more time making productive edits.  If youre interested in contributing to wiki:sycamore Project Sycamore, you can check out our code repository at {{{http://github.com/philipn/sycamore}}}.  Were an opensource project with no paid employees, so we rely on the volunteer work of others to continue to improve. Users/BrentLaabs
   Jasons issues are his own, and I have nothing to do with them.  This is a wiki, where everyone can contribute in their own way.  No one is under any obligation to make any particular type of edits, and certainly not to contribute in the ways that Jason wants them to.  Its a volunteer effort.  Ive made no commitments to Jason.  I do have very significant commitments that are unrelated to the Wiki, and that I need to spend virtually all of my time on, rather than focusing on wiki maintainance.  Ive said this many times, and Im going to continue to spend my time on what I need and am obligated to spend my time on, rather than what Jason would like me to spend my time on.  If Jasons expectations are not being met, he should probably rethink his expectations rather than trying to pressure people into conforming to them or getting angry when they dont.   If he is taking other peoples wiki editing personally, he shouldnt, because it isnt about him.  Users/IDoNotExist

the above was wiki:drama:TL;DR tl:dr just stop bugging him already and go do more of your schoolwork, gad Daubert
Post Script: the nerd in me wonders why your name doesnt link in this instance

Dauberts link posted above is NOT work safe.  Just a heads up.  It happened to me.  users/jefftolentino

20100504 21:56:54 nbsp I did read it silly {{{^__~}}} Users/StevenDaubert

20100506 12:13:36 nbsp Yeah, I can see why.  Its unfortunate.   Users/CovertProfessor

20100506 12:14:50 nbsp Perhaps some behindthescenes suggestions? Users/CovertProfessor

20100512 18:12:35 nbsp I am The Doctor and I am Sparticus! Users/CovertProfessor

20100512 22:55:48 nbsp Or rather, I am the only timelord (see JWs comment earlier on my page).  Or am I?  Its hard for me to remember. Users/CovertProfessor

20100513 11:05:04 nbsp Its all that eating out that does it. Users/CovertProfessor

20100514 22:07:28 nbsp Yeah... fun fun fun. Users/CovertProfessor

20100609 16:14:30 nbsp Anything specific or just anything they label as spicy? Users/hankim

20100614 19:38:03 nbsp By the way, my edit comment on Segundo isnt directed at you specifically.  The tag and move on editing always irks me a bit when its easy to look up, but you dont tend to do it.  When I looked back at the RC, it came off much more harsh than I intended.  Sorry for any offense. Users/JabberWokky

20100614 21:06:17 nbsp Yup  thats why it wasnt personal.  I found it by Google  something like UC Davis University Construction Segundo.  The link I found is in the text. Users/JabberWokky

20100616 21:22:26 nbsp Yeah, me too.  I only went to Thai Dynamite once or twice (and really liked it), but now its something else.  Then theres the new place, which I havent been to, and another place that is coming in... I mean I love Thai food but this is crazy! Users/CovertProfessor

20100616 21:36:27 nbsp I really liked 2k Thai, Thai 2K (whatever) when I first moved here.  But then it seemed to go downhill, and became my least favorite Thai restaurant in Davis.  And based on what Ive heard about KetMoRee, things seem to have gotten worse and I am just not motivated to check them out.  Id rather go to Nakorn or Thai Bistro or Sophias.  And yeah, I doubt Davis can support that many Thai restaurants.  I wish I were confident that the best always win, but my experience says that that isnt true.  Users/CovertProfessor

20100616 22:26:02 nbsp Ah, yes, I have not been to Red Noodle 88 either (or whatever it is called).  That seems somewhat more appealing. Users/CovertProfessor

20100617 08:45:41 nbsp Hmm, I dont see your comment on the Red 88 Noodle Bar page. Users/CovertProfessor

20100617 17:55:43 nbsp What it comes down to is google making an ISP, and then finding out if they support net neutrality (pretty sure brin and page do) Users/StevenDaubert

20100617 21:07:46 nbsp Hmm, if someone who doesnt exist leaves a comment, will the comment exist?   Users/CovertProfessor

20100623 21:00:58 nbsp Can you send me an email?  It can be from a proxy address.  Just needs to work.. Users/PhilipNeustrom

20100805 16:55:10 nbsp I love your page, IDNE! Users/AshleyHamidi

20101106 09:22:21 nbsp Pretty sure I saw you not existing at Yolo Berry last night! Users/TomGarberson

20101120 09:28:08 nbsp Thanks for fixing that rather nasty warning on the Christianity page. Users/TomGarberson

20110113 05:13:36 nbsp I saw The Station on the internet, but didnt know of the Davis connection.  I thought of you when I made a comment with doesnt exist.  Someone who exists thinks that this page is worthless, but leave it to someone who does not exist! Users/BruceHansen

20110401 02:34:53 nbsp ˙ɯǝɥʇ xıɟ puɐ ob oʇ ʎzɐן ooʇ ɯ,ı puɐ ʞɐǝɹq pןnoʍ sʞuıן ɹnoʎ ʇɐɥʇ pǝzıןɐǝɹ ı uǝɥʇ ʇnq pɟɐ ɹoɟ uʍopǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ s,ǝbɐd ǝɹıʇuǝ ɹnoʎ buıddıןɟ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı Users/AlexanderHo

20110613 22:45:53 nbsp Dear IDoNotExist,

A year and a half ago, you accepted my challenge to a nerd duel.  I have tried to locate you ever since for said duel, but to no avail due to the fact that you do not exist.  As such, I am forced to forfeit the match.  You win the nerd duel.  The person who is nerdier than the woman formerly known as Karina Summers does not exist.  By a small logical leap, we see that I am, in fact, THE NERDIEST.

Rock on. Users/KarinaSummers

20110904 23:18:41 nbsp Do you enjoy pie? Users/JudithTruman

   This is not a pie.  Users/IDoNotExist
   The pie is a lie.  Users/TomGarberson
   Uneasy lies the head that wears a pie.  Users/IDoNotExist
   A pie ceases to be a pie the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a very large and flat cupcake.  Users/JabberWokky
   The great enemy of the dinner is very often not the pie, deliberate, contrived and baked, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and low in calories.  Users/IDoNotExist

20110909 04:57:48 nbsp What does it mean for flooring to be wavy rather than flat? As in, the floors arent level?  Users/jsogul

20111031 12:31:17 nbsp Yeahheah!  Its IDONOTEXIST!  Haha. . .That is so cool! Users/AshleyHamidi

20111031 12:32:12 nbsp Awesome page, by the way.  Simple, yet very elegant! Users/AshleyHamidi

20111102 06:59:13 nbsp Yeah, Im just not really good with the computer! Users/AshleyHamidi

20111102 06:59:16 nbsp Yeah, Im just not really good with the computer! Users/AshleyHamidi

20111103 18:02:37 nbsp Theres a lot to consider politically about GM foods but people need to stop being so afraid of the science behind them.  When it comes down to it, barring some huge natural disaster, we are going to need this tech someday.  If the world population keeps increasing exponentially, maybe not tomorrow or even 100 years from now, but eventually were going to need to grow food in places it wont want to grow and make it nutritionally complete.  This is going to make GM essential.  Right now its just a fun scifi story but it could be reality generations down the road.  I want to help people be a little less afraid of the science.  Nothing depresses me more than someone who is anti GMO proclaiming they dont want DNA in their food.  Facepalm   Users/OliviaY

20111104 19:51:50 nbsp http://daviswiki.org/Users/OliviaY?actiondiff&at_date1320392919.6120501 Really?  Which of my arguments against GMOs were not based on science?  I am really, really getting tired of being portrayed as antiscience or ignorant about science, when I am neither.  I support (believe in, want to see study of and funding for) evolution, global warming, stem cell research, the space program, even cloning.  Not GMOs.  There are too many concerns about the potential impacts on humans and other species.  And whether those impacts are acceptable is not purely a question of science, no matter what anyone says. Users/CovertProfessor

20111106 08:16:45 nbsp Gotta go now, will write more later. Users/CovertProfessor

20111108 02:42:06 nbsp two weeks Users/StevenDaubert

20111108 12:54:42 nbsp no, the experts on the subject of GMO Users/StevenDaubert

20111109 19:52:57 nbsp Cool page, IDNE! Users/AshleyHamidi

20111122 14:01:26 nbsp Thanks!  I just sent her a message on Facebook.  Im just wondering if we can get explicit permission to use his now very famous image here :)  (Itd also be great if she licensed it under a creative commons license!) Users/PhilipNeustrom

20111206 13:41:40 nbsp Hey, would you mind asking Louise to send me an email (philipn@gmail.com) just saying its cool to use her photo as long as its attributed?  Folks on Wikipedia want to use the image, too, but theyre stuck without any explicit permission :0 Users/PhilipNeustrom

20111206 15:07:21 nbsp Thanks! Users/PhilipNeustrom

20120903 00:19:49 nbsp I was just looking for the description of what that hoisting shaft in the stairwell on the west side of kemper is for, and I found it in a facebook post on the CS Club page. Can you post it on the kemper page here? Users/NickSchmalenberger

20130430 16:30:27 nbsp Re: The Ramble Apartmentsthanks for reverting it. I was trying to generate some discussion and involvement with them at The Ramble Apartments/talk before just reverting. Users/PeteB

20130430 17:03:42 nbsp What is the purpose of this page? I see philosophical jokes but regular questions and comments too. Enlighten me. Users/ConstantiaOomen

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      subroutine substor

!!    ~ ~ ~ PURPOSE ~ ~ ~
!!    this subroutine stores and lags lateral soil flow and nitrate

!!    ~ ~ ~ INCOMING VARIABLES ~ ~ ~
!!    name          |units        |definition
!!    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
!!    bss(1,:)      |mm H2O       |amount of lateral flow lagged
!!    bss(2,:)      |kg N/ha      |amount of nitrate in lateral flow lagged

!!    bss(3,:)      |mm           |amount of tile flow lagged
!!    bss(4,:)      |kg N/ha      |amount of nitrate in tile flow lagged
!!    hrupest(:)    |none         |pesticide use flag:
!!                                | 0: no pesticides used in HRU
!!                                | 1: pesticides used in HRU
!!    ihru          |none         |HRU number
!!    lat_pst(:)    |kg pst/ha    |amount of pesticide in lateral flow in HRU
!!                                |for the day
!!    lat_ttime(:)  |none         |Exponential of the lateral flow travel time
!!    latno3(:)     |kg N/ha      |amount of NO3-N in lateral flow in HRU for
!!                                |the day
!!    latq(:)       |mm H2O       |amount of water in lateral flow in HRU for
!!                                |the day
!!    qtile(:)      |mm H2O       |amount of water in tile flow in HRU for the day
!!    tile_ttime(:) |none         |Exponential of tile flow travel time
!!    pst_lag(:,3,:)|kg pst/ha    |amount of pesticide lagged
!!    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

!!    ~ ~ ~ OUTGOING VARIABLES ~ ~ ~
!!    name          |units         |definition
!!    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
!!    bss(1,:)      |mm H2O        |amount of lateral flow lagged
!!    bss(2,:)      |kg N/ha       |amount of nitrate in lateral flow lagged
!!    bss(3,:)      |mm            |amount of tile flow lagged
!!    bss(4,:)      |kg N/ha       |amount of nitrate in tile flow lagged
!!    bssprev       |mm H2O        |lateral flow lagged from prior day of
!!                                 |simulation
!!    lat_pst(:)    |kg pst/ha     |amount of pesticide in lateral flow in HRU
!!                                 |for the day
!!    latno3(:)     |kg N/ha       |amount of NO3-N in lateral flow in HRU for
!!                                 |the day
!!    latq(:)       |mm H2O        |amount of water in lateral flow in HRU for
!!                                 |the day
!!    pst_lag(:,3,:)|kg pst/ha     |amount of pesticide lagged
!!    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

!!    ~ ~ ~ LOCAL DEFINITIONS ~ ~ ~
!!    name        |units         |definition
!!    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
!!    j           |none          |HRU number
!!    k           |none          |counter
!!    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

!!    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ END SPECIFICATIONS ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

      use parm

      integer :: j, k

      j = 0
      j = ihru

      bssprev = bss(1,j)
      bss(1,j) = bss(1,j) + latq(j)
      bss(2,j) = bss(2,j) + latno3(j)
      bss(3,j) = bss(3,j) + qtile
      bss(4,j) = bss(4,j) + tileno3(j)
        if (bss(1,j) < 1.e-6) bss(1,j) = 0.0
        if (bss(2,j) < 1.e-6) bss(2,j) = 0.0
        if (bss(3,j) < 1.e-6) bss(3,j) = 0.0
        if (bss(4,j) < 1.e-6) bss(4,j) = 0.0

      if (hrupest(j) == 1) then
        do k = 1, npmx
          if (pst_lag(k,3,j) < 1.e-6) pst_lag(k,3,j) = 0.0
          !MFW, 3/3/12: Modified lagged pesticide to include decay in lag
          pst_lag(k,3,j) = (pst_lag(k,3,j) * decay_s(npno(k)))
     &                     + lat_pst(k)
          ! pst_lag(k,3,j) = pst_lag(k,3,j) + lat_pst(k)
        end do
      end if

      latq(j) = bss(1,j) * lat_ttime(j)
      latno3(j) = bss(2,j) * lat_ttime(j)
      qtile = bss(3,j) * tile_ttime(j)
      tileno3(j) = bss(4,j) * tile_ttime(j)
      if (latq(j) < 1.e-6) latq(j) = 0.
      if (latno3(j) < 1.e-6) latno3(j) = 0.
      if (qtile < 1.e-6) qtile = 0.
      if (tileno3(j) < 1.e-6) tileno3(j) = 0.
      if (hrupest(j) == 1) then
        do k = 1, npmx
          lat_pst(k) = pst_lag(k,3,j) * lat_ttime(j)
        end do
      end if

      bss(1,j) = bss(1,j) - latq(j)
      bss(2,j) = bss(2,j) - latno3(j)
      bss(3,j) = bss(3,j) - qtile
      bss(4,j) = bss(4,j) - tileno3(j)
      if (hrupest(j) == 1) then
        do k = 1, npmx
          pst_lag(k,3,j) = pst_lag(k,3,j) - lat_pst(k)
        end do
      end if

      return
      end

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*----------------------------------------------------------------------*
      logical function next_dist(idist,nel,imnmx,inc)
*----------------------------------------------------------------------*
*     increment a distribution of nel numbers of idist(nel) with
*     first index running fastest within the bounds given by
*     imnmx(2,nel)
*----------------------------------------------------------------------*
      implicit none

      integer, intent(in) ::
     &     inc, nel, imnmx(2,nel)
      integer, intent(inout) ::
     &     idist(nel)

      integer ::
     &     iel

      next_dist = .false.
      if (inc.gt.0) then
        do iel = 1, nel
          if (idist(iel).ge.imnmx(2,iel)) then
            idist(iel) = imnmx(1,iel)
          else
            idist(iel) = idist(iel)+inc
            next_dist = .true.
            exit
          end if
        end do
      else if (inc.lt.0) then
        do iel = 1, nel
          if (idist(iel).le.imnmx(1,iel)) then
            idist(iel) = imnmx(2,iel)
          else
            idist(iel) = idist(iel)+inc
            next_dist = .true.
            exit
          end if
        end do
      end if

      return
      end

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*----------------------------------------------------------------------*
      subroutine print_form_count(lulog,label,form_head,op_info)
*----------------------------------------------------------------------*
*     print info about formula on linked list to unit lulog
*----------------------------------------------------------------------*
      implicit none

      include 'opdim.h'
      include 'mdef_operator_info.h'
      include 'def_contraction.h'
      include 'def_formula.h'
      include 'def_formula_item.h'

      integer, intent(in) ::
     &     lulog
      character(len=form_maxlen_label) ::
     &     label
      type(formula_item), intent(in), target ::
     &     form_head
      type(operator_info), intent(in) ::
     &     op_info

      integer ::
     &     idx_contr, idx_bcontr

      type(formula_item), pointer ::
     &     form_ptr

      ! only one of the two should become non-zero:
      idx_contr = 0
      idx_bcontr = 0
      form_ptr => form_head
      do
        select case(form_ptr%command)
        case(command_add_contribution)
          idx_contr = idx_contr+1
        case(command_add_intm,command_cp_intm,command_add_bc,
     &       command_add_bc_reo,command_bc,command_bc_reo,
     &       command_add_reo)
          idx_bcontr = idx_bcontr+1
        end select
        if (.not.associated(form_ptr%next)) exit
        form_ptr => form_ptr%next

      end do

      if (idx_contr>0) then
         write(lulog,'(1x,a,": ",i8," diagrams")') trim(label),idx_contr
      end if
      if (idx_bcontr>0) then
         write(lulog,'(1x,a,": ",i8," binary tensor contractions")')
     &     trim(label), idx_bcontr
      end if

      return
      end


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\ Defining words

: alignh    hp @ aligned hp ! ;         \ --
: alignc    cp @ aligned cp ! ;         \ --
: align     h @ aligned h ! ;           \ 6.1.0705 --

\ Create a new header. The source is the keyboard, file, or blocks.
\ `include` (in tiff.c) saves the filename and manages c_fileid and w_linenum.

\ |Cell| \[31:24\]                        | \[23:0\]                           |
\ |----|:---------------------------------| ----------------------------------:|
\ | -4 | optional W                                                            |
\ | -3 | Source File ID                   | spare byte | # of instructions     |
\ | -2 | Source Line, Low byte            | xtc, Execution token for compile   |
\ | -1 | Source Line, High byte           | xte, Execution token for execute   |
\ | 0  | # of instructions in definition  | Link                               |
\   ^------------CURRENT @
\ | 1+ | counted name string ...

: header[  \ <name> xte xtc --          \ populate PAD with header data
   pad |pad| -1 fill                    \ default fields (starting with FID) are blank
   [ pad 4 + ] literal !+ !+
   current @ @ swap !+                  \ add xtc, xte, link
   >r parse-name dup r> c!+             \ store length
   swap cmove                           \ and string
   c_fileid c@ [ pad 3 + ] literal c!   \ file ID
   w_linenum c@+  >r c@ r>              \ hi lo
   [ pad 7 + ] literal c!
   [ pad 11 + ] literal c!              \ insert line number
;
: ]header  \ --                         \ write PAD to flash
   pad  dup
   16 + c@ 31 and  1+ aligned  16 + >r
   hp @  r@  ROMmove                    \ write to flash
   hp @ 12 + current @ !                \ add to current definitions
   r> hp +!
;
: flags!  \ c --                        \ change flags (from 0)
   [ pad 16 + ] literal c+!
;

\ | Bit | Usage       | Description                                  |
\ |:---:|:------------|:---------------------------------------------|
\ | 7   | Call Only   | '0' when tail call optimization is inhibited |
\ | 6   | Anonymous   | '0' when to be excluded from where list      |
\ | 5   | Smudged     | '0' when header is findable (used by : etc.) |
\ | 4:0 | Name Length | 0 to 31                                      |

: equ  \ n -- | -- n                    \ new equ
   ['] equ_ee  ['] equ_ec
   header[  ,h
   ]header
;
hex
: last         current @ @ + ;          \ n -- a  \ index into last defined header
: clrlast      last ROM! ;              \ bits offset --
: clr-xtcbits  invert -8 clrlast ;      \ n --   flip bits in the current xtc
\ : clr-xtebits  invert -4 clrlast ;      \ n --   flip bits in the current xte
: clr-flagbits invert  4 clrlast ;      \ n --   flip bits in the flags
: macro        4 clr-xtcbits ;  \ --    \ flip xtc from compile to macro
: immediate    8 clr-xtcbits ;  \ --    \ 6.1.1710  flip xtc from compile to immediate
: call-only    80 clr-flagbits ;  \ --  \ clear the jumpable bit

: ]  1 state ! ;              \ --      \ 6.1.2540  resume compilation
: [  0 state ! ; immediate    \ --      \ 6.1.2500  interpret

: ;  \ --                               \ 6.1.0460
   ,exit  NewGroup
   4 last c@  20 and if                 \ smudge bit is set?
      20 clr-flagbits                   \ clear it
   then
   c_colondef c@ if                     \ wid
      0 c_colondef c!
      cp @  -4 last link> - 2/ 2/       \ length
      invert 0FFFF and invert  -0C clrlast
   then
   0 state !
; immediate

: +:  \ xtc <name> --                   \ new : with custom xtc
   >r alignc  cp @ r> header[
   0E0 flags!                           \ flags: jumpable, anon, smudged
   ]header
   1 c_colondef c!  ]
;
decimal

: :  \ <name> --                        \ 6.1.0450
   ['] get-compile  +:
;
: :noname  \ -- xt                      \ 6.2.0455
   alignc  NewGroup  cp @  ]
;

\ Now that Tiff's : and ; are hidden, only Forth XTs will be used.
\ Replace Tiff XTs with equivalent Forth XTs.

' do-immediate  -25 replace-xt
' get-macro     -21 replace-xt
' get-compile   -17 replace-xt

\ If you XWORDS at this point, you will see that all words use Forth code.
\ Their xte and xtc fields are addresses in ROM.

: here      h @ ;                       \ 6.1.1650  -- a
: allot     h +! ;                      \ 6.1.0710  n --
: /allot    h @ swap dup allot erase ;  \           n --
: buffer:   h @ equ  allot ;            \ 6.2.0825  u <name> --
: constant  equ ;                       \ 6.1.0950  x <name> --
: variable  align h @ equ  4 /allot ;   \ 6.1.2410  <name> --

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