stay in bed
already in bed call in sick call in sick to work declare holiday do do nothing eat valium and smoke pot get in bed get into bed get later time job get sick go to sleep have other people in bed keep eyes closed lazy and not get up not get out of bed not get up not leave bed not move out of not set alarm not set alarm clock pretend pretend to sick pretend you're lazy pretend you're sick read book shut blinds silence alarm clock slam down alarm button sleep take off shoes tired turn off alarm clock