have party
but lots of food and drink choose music dancing decorating with crepe paper dog bites drinking and music friends show up fun get laid glasses get borken guests get drunk guests open party favors have fun lawn croquet lessening of inhibitions might get drunk people spill drinks and food people will drink printint sign with computer provide snacks put out snacks send out invitations sending directions skinny dipping in backyard pool smoke bowl socialise spills on carpet watching football