someone had pull a stick prank on me and slashed my car tires and bashed my windshield in at my apartment complex.
Someone decided to slash my car tires, key my car, and bash in my windshield. 
user
How awful!  Do you know who did it?
assistant
Probably a spurned former lover. Glad I had insurance.
user
Yes at least there is that.  But it must be really scary to deal with someone willing to go that far.
assistant