I applied for a really high paying job last week. I am over qualified, so this should be easy, and I should get the job without any effort.
Getting this new job should be easy. I am easily the best person that applied.
user
Damn, very confident huh? What job did you apply for?
assistant
CEO of Apple. I figured they need a Steve 2.0 to take them forward! 
user
Oh wow, that outta pay very well.
assistant