I had a few friends over recently. One of my friends brought a guest who puked all over my carpet. it was gross.
I had a get together recently, One of my friends brought someone who couldn't hold their liquor. 
user
Oh no, did they do something embarrasing?
assistant
Heh, well they projectile vomited all over my carpet, it was gross. 
user
That's absolutely disgusting!
assistant