I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and I felt a thing fly right into my face. I screamed so loud it woke my husband up
I woke up needing to use the bathroom at midnight. As soon as I sit down a giant bug flew into my face! 
user
That sounds horrible. I would not have been able to sleep after that.
assistant
I screamed so loud that I woke up my husband and he though we were being burgled! 
user
How terrifying. I hope you were able to find and kill it.
assistant