Last winter I was out on my porch at 4 am. I suddenly noticed a large figure dressed all in black approaching me. My heart was in my mouth!
Last winter I was out on my porch at 4 am. Suddenly a large figure dressed in black was walking towards me. My heart was beating like a drum!
user
Was it a ghost?
assistant
I wasn't sure at first and, being in a wheelchair, had nowhere to go. Then the dark figure stopped in front of me. I thought I'd had it. Turns out it was my neighbor who couldn't sleep, walking her dog!
user
Oh,that was so hillarious
assistant
It is now. But it sure wasn't at the time. I was frantically looking around for something to beat my "attacker" off with!
user