When my girlfriend got her leg bitten off my a bull shark last summer, I spent a month in the hospital with her, then another three months in physical rehab. If she ever got sick of me being around, she never said anything.
My girlfriend's leg was bitten off by a bull shark last summer.
user
Oh my! Is she ok, and was it while surfing?
assistant
She's fine now. I spent a month in the hospital with her, then was with her every day for three months while she was in rehab. She was out spreading sacrificial lamb's blood in the water on a fishing trip. Gotta love her.
user
Did you recover the leg? And I once almost got my finger bit off by a snapping turtle, it wasn't a pleasant experience so I couldn't imagine hers. You are great for staying there.
assistant
It was swallowed whole, unfortunately. I just hope the shark seasoned it properly. I won't stand for underprepared human thigh meat. Gordon Ramsay wouldn't have it, and neither will I.
user