I was doing the dishes. A huge roach crawled out from underneath the dish washer. I almost threw up in my mouth.
I was doing the dishes and a huge roach crawled out from underneath the dishwasher.
user
Eww, it may be time to call someone to take care of them.
assistant
I almost fell over trying to crush it, i forgot I wasn't wearing shoes and stepped on in with my bare feet.
user
Oh, that had to be super gross! 
assistant