I was down to my last $400, and we had a bicycle trip planned. My buddy asked me to give him all of it to print some bootleg concert posters. We netted $2000 a piece.
Man there aren't many people I would give my last couple hundred dollars to, with one notable exception.
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Hm, who might that be? 
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My buddy Stefan. He used it to print hundreds of bootleg concert posters. We sold them and netted $2000 a piece!
user
Thats neat. You must trust him a lot given his track record of making money!
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