I paid $1000 for a mystery box on eBay. It said it would be filled with all sorts of cool and expensive items. When I opened it, it was nothing but literal garbage.
I paid $1000 for one of those mystery boxes on eBay. It said it would be filled with all sorts of fun and expensive items.
user
Please tell me it was not full of Oriental Trading Company rubber ducks and cheap tchotchkes.
assistant
I would've happily taken that! Instead, it was filled with literal garbage, like a bunch of those empty 99 Bananas bottles and candy wrappers.
user
Oh man! I feel bad for laughing but "literal garbage" is pretty funny. That sucks, can you report them to eBay?
assistant