When I found out that I wasn't going to be one of the ones who gets to walk on the moon during the upcoming lunar missions, I took it pretty hard. I've been training my whole life for this, and now I just have to do lame NASA grunt work because I have a "communicable disease that makes me a flight risk." It's just ebola, what's the big deal?
Look, can we just be honest with each other for a second? Having ebola shouldn't mean that I have to be grounded and miss out on my chance to walk on the moon during the upcoming lunar missions.
user
Okay, well if you have it then you would have to see a doctor.
assistant
I saw one, and he said if I gave him $25,000 he would clear me for flight, but I don't have that kind of money just lying around. It's a real bummer. Now I just have to do super boring NASA desk work like tracking comets. Lame.
user
Now that is interesting, I wish you the best of luck.
assistant