I used to work a flooring job, one time we had to remove the floor where a man died, there was bodily fluids and it was gross.
I used to do flooring work, we had to deal with some pretty strange situations sometimes. 
user
That sounds interesting.  What kinds?
assistant
well, one time we had to replace the subfloor where a man had died and his cats had started to eat him. was revolting.
user
Oh that's awful!
assistant