I ordered a hamburger and when I got it there was a hair in it.
I am a really picky eater, and now my favorite restaraunt is ruined for me.
user
Why? What happened? I hope you didn't get food posioning.
assistant
No poisoning, but my burger had a long hair in it, so I couldn't eat it.
user
Oh gosh, that is gross! Maybe tell the manager so he can make it right, and make sure his staff is doing things to health codes!
assistant
So gross, that is certain.
user