It so quiet and cold in my house. Wish my husband was home to keep me company. Trying to relax but keep hearing noises. 
Its so quiet in my house, my husband is out of town for work.
user
Hey I like alone time!  Just gotta find some cool stuff to do!
assistant
True, I'm trying but keep hearing creepy noises. Guess I need to turn the TV up louder haha
user
oh no!!  The ghosts are coming!! Yeah turn the TV up LOUD :D
assistant