My friend asked me to help clean his grandma's house after she had died. She was a hoarder, and kept 10 cats in the house with her. The house was covered in paper, bugs and cat feces.
When my buddy asked me to help him clean out his grandmother's house who had recently passed, I was not prepared for what we found.
user
Oh dang. Was she a hoarder? What did you find?
assistant
You hit it right on the money. She was not only a hoarder but a cat lady, and the mix of paper, bugs and cat feces was an affront to the senses.
user
I can't even imagine the stench...did you make out with any buried treasure?
assistant