 My cat was playing with a toy and decided to bring it to me. It was a dead mouse!
My cat was playing last nigh and brought it to me.
user
That sounds like fun. what did it bring to you?
assistant
Well, it wasn't one of his toys like I thought. It was a dead mouse
user
Eww... that's pretty gross. I had a cat once that would bring me dead birds too. I think that means they like you!
assistant