Went on a first date. Turned out I had chocolate on my face half the date.
Went on a first date last night. I had chocolate from the appetizer in my beard the entire time. 
user
Lol. Why didn't she tell you?
assistant
I don't know. She was strange. I did not notice until I went to the restroom right before I left. 
user
So you're not gonna see her again?
assistant
She text me today but I'm not interested. She was beautiful but not very smart at all.
user
Gotta have brains
assistant