who keeps taking my bloody shoes
feelsbadman, some one in this absurd family ! WHO KEEPS ON TAKING MY BLOODY SHOES! 
user
I don't understand what you are trying to tell me. Is this a joke?
assistant
no, i am angry! imagine every morning you wake and someone in your family takes your shoes because they want to make you angry
user
Why would they want to do that?
assistant
like i said to  make me angry, they are selfish and jealous
user