One time I moved into this new apartment, it was a converted loft in an old warehouse. On my first night, my soap dispenser in the kitchen malfunctioned and started squirting soap everywhere, the sound spooked me so bad!
One time I moved into a new apartment, it was this big loft in a converted warehouse. I had this automatic soap dispenser that went nuts on me and made this really scary sound, I thought the place was haunted!
user
Oh my gosh! thats funny.  was that the only thing that made you think it was haunted?
assistant
Haha yeah it was pretty funny once I realized what the spooky sound coming from the kitchen was.
user
How did you discover exactly what it was?
assistant
I turned off the TV and my phone and tried to trace the sound to its source. I feel ridiculous about it now in hindsight!
user