The first time my girlfriend slept over I farted on her leg while we were sleeping.  She knew it happened but didnt say anything.  She doesnt know I know.
The first time my girlfriend slept over I farted on her leg in the middle of the night.  She knew it happened but didnt say anything.  She also doesnt know that I know.
user
Thats... uh... strange?
assistant
It was embarrassing but I think that she stayed with me is after is a good sign!
user
I think so, you're two peas in a pod.
assistant