I dropped my dang coffee on the group and not only that but it splashed me as well.
I freaking dropped my coffee on the ground this morning
user
I hear you! I drop things all the time. Was it one you just bought?
assistant
Yes.  And to make it even worse I soaked myself!
user
Ugh! Were you away from home?
assistant
Right outside the office and with no spare clothes!
user