I was at work and the butt of my pants tore.
I was inspecting rooms yesterday when I bent down to look under a bed, I felt the back of my pants tear. The hole was the entire back of my pants. 
user
Oh no! I'm so sorry! I hate when that happens!
assistant
Yes, I have a staff of 30 and I think each one saw me at some point in the day. I have Khaki's on. I had to tape and staple the hole. 
user
Ugh! That's the worst! Too bad you couldn't run home and change!
assistant
That would have been nice. But home is an hour each way. 
user