I just got home from a day on the beach surfing the waves of Hurricane Chris. I did what others could not!
I'm one of the best surfers that has ever hit the beach. I ride giants.
user
Really?? are you famous then? What is your name?
assistant
Yes, you can google me.
user
Are you still competing on a professional level?
assistant
Nope, I've got a family now to support so I surf less and work more. But I've still got killer moves. 
user