Picked up a homeless person today on my to work. I took him 35 miles to the train station.
This morning I don't know what got into me but on the way to work I picked up a homeless guy. 
user
Oh wow. Give me the details.
assistant
Yea, as I pulled over I thought it was someone down on his luck. Nope, he was crazy.
user
Are you missing an organs?
assistant
Haha, it started off ok. He was going to the train station. I agreed to take him. With in minutes he was talking to him self. 
user
Well, At least you're in one piece. you could have been in several.
assistant