The pigeons keep coming into the house a pooping all over the place! 
The pigeons keep coming into the house a pooping all over the place!
user
That's gross, why are they coming in?
assistant
Well they are actually my pet pigeons. They are the beautiful white ones with a fan tail. But they sometimes like to come inside to see if they can munch on anything.
user
You should probably avoid feeding them if you want a clean house.
assistant
No better I just put some screen on my windows, lol.
user