Man I was so stoked to get my new paycheck
Man I was so stoked to check my bank account today
user
I guess it didn't turn out well?
assistant
No man it was GREAT.  I finally got my first paycheck after my rasie!
user
oh.  SWEET!  Congrats!  What are you going to do with all that money??
assistant
Well I was gonna buy a few video games, but I'll of course set some aside.  No need to go crazy.
user
Save it for Spider-Man that comes out next month!  I can't wait for that
assistant
Thinking about it!  But  I may not have to, as by then I'll get another paycheck at this pay grade!
user
And more to come hopefully!  Don't forget to save for retirement and/or emergency fund :D
assistant