my girlfriend broke up with me and got married to an investment banker. We were of the same age, so at the time i was still job hunting. When i saw them together, i felt really jealous of him and that he had my girl.
Hey there
user
Hi what you got going on?
assistant
Uhm.. just feeling blue. My gf broke up with me recently and got married to an investment banker
user
That is really sad.  Are you alright?
assistant
i guess so.. i mean, we were the same age. This guy was like 5-6 years elder, so ahead of me in life. i tried convincing her to give me a bit more time.. well.
user