So I came home to my dog chewing up my new furniture set that cost me a fortune! I could feel my blood boiling. 
I came home from work today to a disaster. My dog chewed up the new couch i just purchased.
user
Oh no, can you return it or get a refund?
assistant
No I didnt purchase insurance. When i saw it my blood was boiling!
user
I am sorry to hear that, I would have felt the same way. 
assistant
yeah. Im so upset i cant even think right nowl
user