I was outside a store in a super cute dress.  I didn't realize it would be windy and my dress BLEW up in front of everyone! Including kids! I've never felt so embarrassed and like a horrible person. I haven't worn a dress since.
I'm going to cut to the chase here. Just blurt it on. My DRESS blew up in front of parents and children the other day when it was windy.
user
That must have been a very windy day!
assistant
I wanted to run and hide.  I haven't' worn a dress since.  
user
I bet It will teach you.
assistant
Oh it did.  I learned my lesson.
user