I left the bathroom with a bit of poo in my pants once. I was in 3rd grade and so ashamed when everyone smelled it.
When that happened to me, even the teacher couldn't stop herself from laughing. 
user
That is hilarious. I bet.
assistant
I was so awkward and quiet in school, how about yourself?
user
Oh my just the opposite LOL
assistant
So you were outgoing and popular, huh?
user