Went on a first date, did not realize I had BBQ sauce on my face most of the date.
Went on a first date last weekend. Had some sort of BBQ appetizer early in the date. Yummy, yea well not really! 
user
Not really? How come?
assistant
Well, after about an hour I got up to pee. As I washed my hands I looked up and my face was covered with sauce. It looked like someone poured it on my face, 
user
Oh wow, the BBQ must be delicious.
assistant
yea, I will not see here again but I will be seeing the BBQ again this weekend. 
user