I was on date last weekend and got bad gas.
Last weekend I was on a date with a wonderful guy but right after dinner I got bad gas.
user
Did you fart?
assistant
It sounded like trumpets were filling the room. He looked like he wanted to puke each and ever time. 
user
Did they smell?
assistant
Have you ever drove past a cow farm or garage dump? Yes, well those smell better then I did that night. 
user