My friend moved to California last week.
My friend got a promotion and moved to California last week. I always thought I would be the first one to get out of this dump.
user
I'm sorry your friend moved away. Sounds like me when I moved from Indiana to Florida. My friend was upset when I left too.
assistant
He doesn't deserve to live in luxury! He gets to chill on the beaches and I'm stuck out here in the dessert.
user
That is your friend, you should be happy for them! 
assistant