The other day I was with my husband shopping.  We were having a great time..until he passed GAS. It was so loud. And it actually smelled horrible.  People were staring at us! He didn't care, but oh man. I wanted to run and hide.
The other day something happened that made me want to run and hide.
user
Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?
assistant
It didn't happen to me directly, but my husband passed GAS while we were shopping. Everyone was staring.
user
I can imagine that you did want to run and hide. Sometimes husbands get us into all kinds of situations.
assistant