A friend of mine recently got a decent pay raise, after he got one last year.  I wish I knew what to do to get a raise.
A friend at work recently got a raise.  That's the 2nd one in the last year for him!
user
Nice, what a legend and a gentleman
assistant
Yeah, but I haven't had one in 3 years.
user
Word, you should ask him what the secret is
assistant