housos vs. authority is an australian film , based upon the stories and characters of the housos television series , created by paul fenech .

the film was released to australian cinemas on 1 november 2012 , following several pre-release screenings around the country .

directed , produced and written by fenech , the film was made for a modest budget of $ 200,000 and was distributed by transmission films .

upon release , the film was a box office success , grossing $ 1,386,692 throughout australia .

housos vs . authority

housos vs . authority <EOT> the characters of sbs ' s cult hit tv series housos make their feature - film debut in housos vs authority .

housos vs authority must be good because the producers made a sequel , pizza vs housos , now showing in cinemas . see the original at 8 . 30pm on saturday ( sbs one ) .

this is the sequel to two different films : fat pizza ( 2003 ) and housos vs . authority ( 2012 ) .

housos vs . authority is an australian film , based upon the stories and characters of the housos television series , created by paul fenech . [ 2 ]

the stars of the movie housos vs authority ( from left ) jason davis , elle dawe , paul fenech , vanessa davis and kevin taumata .

housos vs authority was created to satisfy fans as fenech waited to see if sbs would commission a second series , which the broadcaster eventually did .

he said film and television are the key places where people are stigmatised and the screening of housos vs authority — the feature film version of housos — was likely to entrench existing prejudices .

paul fenech brings his two tv comedies to the big screen in fat pizza vs housos .

reviewing a paul fenech film , whether it be fat pizza , housos vs authority or his latest assault on political correctness , fat pizza vs housos , is a bit like reviewing a wild , raucous , out - of - control circus .

in housos vs authority , franky , shazza , dazza and their mates take on every authority possible . their quest ? . . . to sprinkle shazza ' s mums ashes on top of australias most famous icon .

in housos vs authority , franky , shazza , dazza and their mates take on every authority possible . their quest ? to sprinkle shazza ' s mum ' s ashes on top of australia ' s most famous icon .

richard payten , managing director of transmission films , said housos vs authority & apos ; s figures were particularly strong in the suburban heartland of australia’s capital cities .

urltoken " fat pizza vs . housos , 2014 " : cars , bikes , trucks and other vehicles

in 2016 , there seem to be no plans of a sequel to " fat pizza vs housos " .

housos vs authority , the low - budget film based on paul fenech & apos ; s controversial television show , opened at the no 5 at the australian box office today .

to say housos vs . authority is a bad film is easy , to say it made you laugh at decent amount to people you respect , now that’s the hard part .

nevertheless , fenech invariably has turned a tidy buck selling his seedy , sludgy humour to the masses , and it & apos ; s very much business as ooze - ual with the hugely mucky housos vs . authority .

the majority of his comedy projects , which include three previous features — somewhere in the darkness , fat pizza and housos vs authority - and something like 100 half hours of television for sbs , have turned a profit .

based on the television series housos , housos vs . authority follows three groups of people living in “sunnyvale , ” a derelict suburb in new south wales . here we are exposed to their constant run in’s with authority , poverty and the continuous struggle of love , loss and friendship in a time of economic hardship . a triumph of the human spirit… . now if you think that’s what housos vs . authority is / could be about , then close this page right now and go see argo , jokes about farting , stealing and defacing public property ensue . yet is any of it funny ?

long after 1000 sensitive , lyrical mood pieces have been forgotten , there ' ll surely be a place in australian film history for the unsinkable paul fenech – writer - director - star of fat pizza , housos vs authority , and now fat pizza vs housos , in which the characters from two of his knockabout tv comedies go head to head on the big screen .

actor stuart rawe ( reg ) never appeared in the " pizza " tv series or the previous " fat pizza " movie , meaning he was new to these characters and setting . however , rawe played the same character in the " housos " tv series and " housos vs authority " movie .

fat pizza vs . housos is a crossover film bringing together the eponymous series housos and fat pizza , itself a spin - off of television series pizza , which was released on 27 november 2014 . [ 4 ]

in its second week , housos vs authority , distributed by transmission and directed by paul fenech , took another $ 302 , 800 across 152 screens for a relatively low screen average of $ 1 , 992 . the film now stands at $ 1 . 028m .

two of paul fenech’s best - known worlds collide in his most recent project , fat pizza vs housos , which features cameos by kyle sandilands and angry anderson .

australian director , writer and star of housos vs authority , paul fenech , takes the denizens of tv ' s fictional public housing enclave , sunnyvale , to the big screen , with results that are gross , deliberately overstated and cartoonish , and surprisingly good - natured at times .

rumour has it fenech’s movies’ profitability comes more from their cheap production costs than their box office take . but make money they do and so fenech shows no sign of quitting , even though he’d be doing us all a favour if he did . fat pizza vs housos ends on a cliffhanger ( of sorts ) and the news that the story will continue in fat pizza vs housos vs authority . his shit was barely tolerable when they were giving it away on sbs : he’s fucked in the face if he expects anyone to pay for it now .

all the characters from fat pizza are back and they go head on with the local housos in sunnyvale . courtsey pauly fenech ' s housos tv .

the housos characters , on the other hand , are a little less predictable .

housos vs authority should be celebrated because it is a rare thing when an aussie movie sparks a sequel , especially on the indie film front . it ' s not unheard of - - think alvin purple , crocodile dundee , wolf creek - - but it ' s also not common . fat pizza vs housos went into cinemas last week . fury road is heading our way soon and blue dog is in planning . it may be too soon to pronounce a trend towards sequels but it is a healthy sign .

this story uws researcher says housos film has lost the plot first appeared on hills news .

unpredictable . . . the housos gang gather in bobo’s pizza shop . picture : transmission films

what it isn ' t , in this instance , is particularly entertaining or funny , for fat pizza vs housos lacks even the minutest of narratives that were present in fenech ' s previous " fill - ums " .

paul fenech has so much faith in his ability to connect with his target audience that he has invested $ 500 , 000 of his own money in his latest film project , fat pizza vs housos — about half the film’s total budget .

housos verse authority film depicts ' bogans ' now defined as ' depreciative term for unfashionable , uncouth , or unsophisticated person , especially of low social status . ' pictured are shazza and dazza played by actors elle dawe and jason davis . picture : justin lloyd

written , directed , produced and starring housos creator paul fenech , the comedy romp sees franky , shazza , dazza and their mates take on every authority possible in a quest to fulfil shazza ' s mum ' s deathbed request to have her ashes sprinkled on top of uluru .

but with the lazy , nonsensical narrative in fat pizza vs housos - which is the worst of his three films - i suspect the whole housos and pizza phenomenon is now a bit on the nose . i ' m sure not all ethnic groups , disabled folks or welfare battlers appreciate being depicted this way . fenech needs to move on to something else . something new . something lacking ' vs ' in the title . and that ' s just what he ' s doing , apparently , with a secret new project next year .

shot in five weeks with a cast of about 200 of the most unlikely performers and non - actors ever assembled , fat pizza vs housos sees the characters from both unlikely hit series and movies go head - to - head in a kind of lowbrow battle to the death .

housos vs . authority has a 60 % approval rating on rotten tomatoes ( based on 5 reviews ) . [ 3 ] luke buckmaster of in film australia wrote " paul fenech has been lobbing comedy grenades for eons . whether he intended it or not , his latest movie is one of australia ' s most brutal satires of lower class suburbia " , while 3aw ' s jim schembri wrote " very faithfull , very funny , very crass big screen version of [ the ] brilliantly low brow tv series . . . as far as a film doing justice to the tv show on which it is based , housos vs . authority leaves the abomination of kath & kimderella for dead . " however , reviews haven ' t been wholly positive for the film . for example , matthew toomey of abc radio brisbane wrote " the tiresome nature of the comedy wears thin very quickly . it ' s the same easy jokes over and over again " .

once again , the housos are in the spotlight , denounced and derided - and once again , they find a way to fight back .

but fat pizza vs housos turns out to be surprising in one unexpected way – yeah , we kind of guessed that there’d be new depths plumbed here , so that “surprise” doesn’t count . no , the big surprise here is that it’s conclusive proof that fenech’s wacky full - bore style of comedy is actually , measurably getting worse .

while fat pizza vs housos displays a consistent anti - authority slant , it would be hard to characterise the film as either left or right . fenech ' s scattershot method involves taking all stereotypes to the extreme – and certainly not every aspect of what he does is worth defending , especially not the inarguable sexism , which harks back to the days of benny hill . but by and large he achieves a rough - and - ready sense of democracy by implying that no character is more worthy of respect than any other . in other words , they ' re all a bunch of stooges .

just out of interest , from box office mojo , fat pizza vs housos seems to have tapped out at the box office with total takings of under $ 500 , 000 . given fenech was boasting of putting about half the budget of $ 1m in himself , this could be , finally , the end of a fifteen - year - long reign of comedic terrror

uws researcher dallas rogers has criticised the new housos movie , saying the exaggerated characters and plot reinforce negative public attitudes about tenants and affect real people’s lives .

western sydney satire rejoice – two of your favourite comedy franchises are about to collide full force as housos lines up a head to head cinematic battle with fat pizza .

a friend of mine accuses me of reverse snobbery , in part because he knows i think he ' s a snob even though i ' m too polite to say . i tend to be condescending towards the rich and privileged , whereas he tends to not give the poor and uneducated the time of day . he ' d hate housos vs authority ; i love it because it ' s cinematic proof that the smart , the hilarious , the larger than life , the confident - - and the rat cunning - - can be found not just on the right side of the tracks but among the junkies , bogans , bikies and gangs .

as part of the uws residents’ voices project , dr rogers organised public screenings of the previous television series of housos , set in the fictional public housing estate of sunnyvale .

‘‘in my research , most of tenants challenged the view among non - tenants that housos is a true reflection of life in a public housing estate , ’’ he said .

before you say “because you’re an idiot” you have to consider , this is a “movie” that does everything in its power to offend you and make you laugh rather than pretending it cares for plot and three dimensional characters ( something the comedies listed above did ) . housos vs . authority has no shame , no understanding of structure or decency , it just does everything it can to top itself every five minutes in something more ridiculous and idiotic in hopes that you laugh , and after about five minutes , you become accustom to this and either do so or not , if not , get the hell out of there , if so , stick around , it gets better ( or worse , if you really think about it ) .

west pennant hills actress vanessa davis , who plays the character vanessa in both the controversial comedy series and the film , argued it was never the intention of housos to poke fun at society’s underprivileged .

the housos cast , on the other hand… well , they shout a lot . frankie slaps people ( usually authority figures ) with his thong , the cops chase him but they’re too fat to catch him , a lot of people in wheelchairs zip around , “the junkies” try to steal shit , “the bikies” yell a lot and sell drugs , habib and his crew try to sell drugs , there’s a cranky grannie and a lumbering idiot and the rest just blur into one mass of shouty morons . it’s a live - action cartoon ; this is not a good thing .

the colliding universes give fenech the chance to double his roles as both franky from housos and his " cousin " pauly from pizza . he also writes , directs , produces and has a hand in every aspect of the production .

housos seems designed to work the same way a cartoon does . even the minor depth of the fat pizza characters is gone : housos just features no - dimensional characters having slapstick adventures in a crazy setting . but the team at warner brothers who made the looney tunes shorts were bona fide geniuses working in a medium where they could put literally anything on the screen : fenech is marginally competent director who thinks creating characters who run around swearing is all he has to do to get laughs . he’s even given up using his imagination when it comes to slinging insults : if you laughed at “fucked in the face” back in season one of housos , fenech hasn’t bothered coming up with anything new – let alone better – here .

the ‘housos’ of the title — pronounced ‘how - zoes’ and short for the subsidised residents of public housing authority properties — come from sunnyvale , “the worst suburb in australia” , described lovingly as “a shit sandwich at a picnic” . here we meet such characters as bazza , chazza , gazza , wazza and kazza , out of work , on the grog and communicating at the absolute top of their voices . when chazza’s mum rayleen dies , a group of sunnyvale regulars decide to scatter her ashes ( cling - filmed into one of her ugg boots ) from uluru — which is determinedly called ayer’s rock , its earlier un - pc name .

much as we like to sneer dismissively at fenech’s work , we try to do so for reasons apart from the usual “ugh , he’s making shows about poor people” and “this show is just a thrown together mess” reasons so beloved of the tiny wedge of the australian media that actually pay attention to his work . so one thing that didn’t surprise us about fat pizza vs housos is that it actually has a real story : the film begins with former fat pizza owner bobo ( john boxer ) leaving prison after serving a 15 year stretch for chainsawing someone who annoyed him . now he ( and his mother ) are on a mission to rebuild the pizza business . only problem is , over those fifteen years away rents and wages have skyrocketed ( by their standards ) , and the only place crummy enough to be affordable is sunnyvale , home of the housos .

the housos attempt to gain access to the rock only to be denied due to failure to pay the entry fee . they then break in and franky goes to deface the rock while kev , vanessa , dazza and shazza have an orgy until they are arrested by the fired cops . the former mayor of sunnyvale " simon abbott " is elected into federal parliament but his live interview is interrupted by the news that four of the housos got arrested for breaking into uluru . when they get to court shazza explains that they were only committing the act of a true aussie and are let off with a warning . on the way back to sunnyvale the housos deliver the stuff to the alice chapter and then run into franky who refuses to say anything related to what happened with him .

up till roughly halfway through , fat pizza vs housos appears to have no plot : if anything , it has too much . what ' s absent , as ever with fenech , is any kind of modulation . even more than in most tv comedy , the same devices are repeated over and over : slapstick punch - ups , slapstick sex scenes , constant swearing and political incorrectness . each character is assigned one or two running gags . pauly is obsessed with sub - woofers and calling people " stooges " ; shazza makes casually bigoted comments and neglects her kids ; and it ' s only a matter of time before bobo cranks up his chainsaw once again .

‘‘stigmatised neighbourhoods face difficult challenges even without shows like housos , such as discrimination by employers on the basis of postcode , businesses being reluctant to operate in or near estates , and the selling off of social housing to the private market to promote mixed communities , ’’ dr rogers said .

paul fenech directs the film like one big episode of housos yet the timing of each gag strangely works , there are no inventive camera angles or amazingly shot set pieces , it all comes from the exaggerated performances and timing and they work . if you’re wondering how the writing is , then you haven’t been reading this review carefully of haven’t seen the trailer for this film yet .

simon convinces the prime minister to re arrest the housos who appear in the supreme court in canberra . johnno the dwarf bikie acts as their lawyer until he attempts to commit an act of contempt after the judge tells him he ' s not allowed to smoke or drink in court . after multiple arguments franky tells the story of what happened in the bush and explains that he snuck into an army base which was american land . franky then explains that aliens gave him an anal probe . after the judge continuously asks franky to remove his hat , he loses it and attempts to thong the judge . shazza then commits an act of contempt of court and the housos are given ten years until that night a current affair plays the footage and re edits it leaving all the sunnyvale housing commission residents disgusted . simon is forced by an angry prime minister to let the housos free or he will be fired . the whole of sunnyvale has a party until junior and franky ' s ex cheree show up demanding money for child support . franky refuses which starts a riot until the coppers show up after which the riot is taken out on them .

as you’d expect , having an open and functioning business in their neighbourhood messes with the housos’ do - nothing ethos , even if they do like the pizzas . things get worse once bobo’s mum starts pulling strings at the local centerlink to first get the locals working there for free as a work - for - the - dole scheme , then have their benefits paid in food vouchers that they have to spend at fat pizza .

fenech has ruled bogan territory before , with his five television series of fat pizza for the sbs network , two of swift and shift couriers , and a first series of housos . his 2003 movie version of fat pizza did excellent home business . there’s no doubting his instinct for bruising working class humour — think the three stooges on welfare — and he has developed a group of like - minded , unrestrained comic actors who consistently let rip .

some of the pizza / housos regulars are looking rather mature for the naughtier action , but elle dawe is fearlessly provocative as the wiry chazza , always in a grubby t - shirt that says ‘this is australia’ , and fenech himself , despite his very short shorts , is sympathetic even while endlessly guzzling whisky . brutally brisk editing by david rudd matches the non - stop action . it’s unlikely that any movie has ever had such cheerfully obscene , f * ck - filled dialogue .

from just about every perspective that doesn’t involve writer / director / star paul fenech cashing in , bringing the worlds of housos and fat pizza together makes no sense . and not just in the traditional “ugh , aliens versus predator really messed up both franchises” way that bringing different worlds together in the one movie is almost always a massive artistic fail because… look , it’s paul fenech we’re talking about here , ok ? both shows are just about him and his mates running around swearing their heads off , right ?

keen - eyed readers will have spotted that while that’s an actual story , it’s one that at most takes about ten minutes to tell . so fenech pads it out with the usual housos stuff : “thongings” ( frankie has developed a boomerang version ) , topless women , swearing dwarves , fat cops pigging out , sex dungeons and songs that involve people shouting the name of the tv series – though most of these songs are holdovers from fat pizza . there’s even a brief swift & shift couriers cameo at the start , for the two people that watched that deservedly unloved fenech series .

the reason why the words “live - action cartoon” fill viewers with dread is because cartoons and live - action work in different ways . cartoons are animated : animation means a lot more of the energy a comedy needs can come from having the characters do things that real - life people can’t . you don’t need to give characters in cartoons a lot of depth – though bugs bunny and daffy duck are a lot closer to real people than anyone in housos , and they’re cartoon animals with only 7 or 8 minutes per classic episode – because you can do all manner of crazy stuff with and to them .

shazza jones is a die - hard resident of " sunnyvale " the roughest , toughest , meanest area of australia not yet rejuvenated by the australian government . packed together inside this ' hope - less ' place of low - life , and acutely destitute estate are some of the most inhuman bacterial scourges that are left to their own devices ; the junkies , who will have anything that resembles a valuable meal ticket for their next hit of heroin . the bikers , headed by angry ( angry anderson ) , whose authority and rule over parts of sunnyvale echo his warnings to stay out of his way , and then there is kev , franky , shazza and vanessa - together they make up the estate into what is it today . . . unbelievable ! the story of " sunnyvale " is told through the experiences and guidance of shazzas ' uncle bazza , whose daily life revolves around the slot machines , pub and pleasurable assertions while under the stupor of alcohol . and the story which he tells us is the quest of shazza scattering her old mom ' s ashes of " aires . . .

the sessions , a film by an australian film - maker husband and wife duo , has taken $ 267 , 000 at the box office in its opening weekend .

written and directed by ben lewin and produced by his wife judi levine , the sessions is inspired by a true story and and follows man in an iron lung who wishes to lose his virginity to a professional sex surrogate .

the fox - distributed film was awarded winner of the audience award at the sundance film festival this year .

starring john hawkes , william h macy and helen hunt , the film opened on 57 screens for a $ 4 , 680 screen average , taking the film’s total australian box office to $ 278 , 000 , following a screening at melbourne international film festival .

elsewhere , action - comedy seven psychopaths opened with $ 671 , 000 across 186 screens for an average of $ 3 , 608 . the film which is distributed by hopscotch was second on the box office chart , but along way behind argo , directed and starring ben affleck , now in its third weekend and taking $ 1 . 49m across 354 screens for an average $ 4 , 210 .

madman’s australian documentary paul kelly : stories of me took another $ 14 , 743 across nine screens , with the film standing at $ 384 , 733 .

australian film last dance , directed by david pulbrook , also in its second week made just $ 2 , 892 for distributor becker across four screens , while amiel courtin wilson’s hail made $ 1 , 677 on just one screen .

last dance’s total box office stands at $ 14 , 210 while hail has taken $ 38 , 556 .

cate shortland’s lore made another $ 1400 . the film now stands at $ 295 , 000 .

begin typing your search above and press return to search . press esc to cancel .

a low - budget politically incorrect aussie comedy has been seen by more people per screen that hollywood movies agro and end of watch .

new thriller " argo " chronicles the covert operation to rescue six americans behind the scenes of the iran hostage crisis . warner bros . pictures and gk films

released on a mid - range 155 prints , it had the highest screen average of all the films that opened in australia yesterday , including ben affleck & apos ; s oscar candidate argo and the jake gyllenhaal crime drama end of watch .

fenech wrote , directed , produced and starred in the castle - style comedy , which sees franky ( fenech ) and his best mate dazza ( jason davis ) travel in a drug - laden campervan from the western outskirts of sydney to uluru - so that dazza & apos ; s foul - mouthed girlfriend shazza ( elle dawe ) can be reunited with the dying mother she hasn & apos ; t seen since she was three .

" paul fenech knows his audience as well as , if not better , than any filmaker we & apos ; re ever worked with , & apos ; & apos ; he said .

fans have embraced the film with relish - attending early , paid previews dressed up as their favourite character .

" what & apos ; s great is to see that enthusiasm and the deep social media following translate into a strong box office opening , & apos ; & apos ; said payten .

" this is very much an australian film made for a broad australian audience . & apos ; & apos ;

a note about relevant advertising : we collect information about the content ( including ads ) you use across this site and use it to make both advertising and content more relevant to you on our network and other sites . find out more about our policy and your choices , including how to opt - out .

news limited copyright © 2018 . all times aest ( gmt + 10 ) .

some parts of this page won ' t work property . please reload or try later .

shazza jones is a die - hard resident of " sunnyvale " the roughest , toughest , meanest area of australia not yet rejuvenated by the australian government . packed together inside this ' hope - less . . . see full summary »

buzzing comedies such as the spy who dumped me await you in our summer movie guide . check in for all the info you need .

want to share imdb ' s rating on your own site ? use the html below .

the series is a satirical parody of australian residents , who are living in housing commission public housing .

after fifteen years , pizza chef bobo is released from prison . rent has gone up so the only shop bobo can afford is in the infamous housing commission suburb of sunnyvale .

swift and shift couriers is an australian comedy series created by the writers of fat pizza . based on a courier business in the western suburbs of sydney , the business is run and staffed by . . . see full summary »

the show focuses on the activities of pauly and his fellow co - workers as they deliver pizzas for " fat pizza " , the sydney - based pizzeria of bobo gigliotti , whose slogan is " they ' re big and they ' re cheesy " .

rabbit and rongo , two dumb but kind - hearted criminals , want to help a young girl get the medical treatment she needs . inspired by true crimes around the world , they attempt to raise money through a series of dumb plans and hopeless schemes .

when pauly goes to sell raffle tickets the first person ( 23 : 47 ) is dave gleeson of the screaming jets ( australian music band ) .

this is a brilliant satire tongue in cheek comedy and highlights the many cultural diversities in australia and superficial nature of the social upper class . most of this will be lost on those upper class people and those not from australia and in particularly americans . there ' s no big name multimillion dollar actors / actresses or explosives , fireworks or even cgi , which hollywood are much more comfortable with . instead talent is what makes this film hilarious . great editing and is fast paced all the way through . the acting is superb and the writing is brilliant and totally unpredictable . laughter from start to even past the end credits , so make sure you watch the end credits . so grab a pizza and a six - pack and sit back for some hilarious entertainment .

4 of 5 people found this review helpful . was this review helpful to you ? yes no | report this

if one server broken , don ' t worry , it will automatic switch to next server .

please help us to describe the issue so we can fix it asap . note : this feature used to report issue for current movie , not used for requesting new subtitle / audio in another language

a wide selection of free online movies are available on fmovies / bmovies . you can watch movies online for free without registration .

disclaimer : this site does not store any files on its server . all contents are provided by non - affiliated third parties .

most of the movies already exist . please use our search form before sending new request !

{ { search . nbhits } } result { { search . nbhits = = 1 ? ' ' : ' s ' } }

celine dion - celine dion : the best so far . . . ( 2018 tour edition )

bvseo _ bulk , prod _ bvrr , vn _ bulk _ 2 . 0 . 8

^ discounts apply to most recent previous ticketed / advertised price . as we negotiate on price , products are likely to have sold below ticketed / advertised price in stores prior to the discount offer . prices may differ at sydney airport store .

after six years of keeping our malls safe , paul blart has earned a well - deserved vacation . he heads to vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college . but safety never takes a . . .

susan cooper ( melissa mccarthy ) is an unassuming , deskbound cia analyst , and the unsung hero behind the agency’s most dangerous missions .

when millionaire hedge fund manager james ( will ferrell ) is nailed for fraud and bound for a stretch in san quentin , the judge gives him 30 days to get his affairs in order .

the barden bellas are back to pitch slap the world in pitch perfect 2 , the follow - up to the original runaway global hit about a group of lovable misfits .

jb hi - fi ' s privacy policy specifies how we will handle your personal information and other information required to be disclosed to you under the privacy act . please read this policy before providing any personal information to us .

{ { search . totalresults } } result { { search . totalresults = = 1 ? ' ' : ' s ' } } for { { search . query } }

show more ( { { facet . values . length - search . visiblefacets } } )

sorry , we weren ' t able to find any results for your search .

hey , it looks like you have your cookies disabled . we will need you to switch those cookies back on in your browser so we can get you moving again .

it looks like we don ' t have a synopsis for this title yet . be the first to contribute ! just click the " edit page " button at the bottom of the page or learn more in the synopsis submission guide .

it looks like we don ' t have any plot keywords for this title yet .

be the first to contribute ! just click the " edit page " button at the bottom of the page or learn more in the plot keywords submission guide .

the gang try to find ways to make money to survive & get wasted . mean while shazza needs to visit her mum that lives in ayer’s rock who is slowly dying . they all live in a suburb called sunnyvale that brings the worst out of them by making them steal & bash people .

their main source of income comes from centre link where they pretend their disabled to get more money . in the end trying to find ways to get the bikie ' s drugs back to them without trying to get killed by them at the same time .

film review : you can think what you want of paul fenech - as if he ' d give two hoots anyway - but there can be no denying this rascally raker of moronic mirth is a showman .

sure , his shows aren & apos ; t much . tv series like pizza and swift & shift couriers have always been good for quick , cheap laughs , but only if you and your brain had temporarily parted company .

nothing wrong with that . dumb comedies have just as much a right to exist as the sophisticated ones .

if there was an offensive olympics , fenech and his team would finish on the podium in every event going on the pungent strength of what transpires here .

every ethic minority cops a whack , as do the wheelchair - bound , the drug - addicted , the unemployed , the employed , the insane , the sane , the living and , indeed , the dead .

with a flimsy plot held together by the spiritual quest of haggard houso shazza ( elle dawe ) to spread her dead mum & apos ; s ashes at ayers rock , the film is free to try anything and everything to get a laugh .

the results are shabby , with a joke - to - laugh ratio of seven parts miss to one part hit . and what passes for dialogue is often just a stream of expletives , uttered by people who speak ( and move ) as if their underwear is full of gravel .

as subtle , sad and pointless as a brick thrown through a kindergarten window .

evie amati : trial starts of woman accused of axe attack caug . . .

the plot involves a pilgrimage to the north by a select group of sunnyvale ' s finest , to reunite shazza ( elle dawe ) with her long - lost mother . the journey is made possible by bikie gang boss ( angry anderson ) , who needs some illicit substances transported .

the quest takes an unexpected turn , and culminates in a visit to uluru that becomes the subject of nationwide notoriety , not to mention a fleeting visit to pine gap .

fenech takes the chance to have a go at offending every conceivable special interest group . at the same time the movie presents a perverse yet celebratory vision of a certain type of australianness . and it ' s a paean to the virtues of the versatile thong - ubiquitous footwear , and a handy offensive weapon .

there ' s an admirable democratic impulse to paul fenech ' s latest work that overcomes some of its less forgivable impulses .

in a peculiar way , the film presents itself as a nostalgia trip : while new episodes of the sbs show pizza aired as recently as 2007 , fenech pretends that the characters have been out of sight since 1999 . as the story begins , crazed chef bobo gigliotti ( john boxer ) is released from prison , having completed a 15 - year sentence for running amok with a chainsaw .

moving into the rundown sydney suburb of sunnyvale , bobo opens a new pizza joint and rehires most of his old crew – including the hapless pauly ( fenech ) – at the improved rate of $ 5 an hour . problems arise when bobo ' s domineering mama ( maria venuti ) uses her pull on the council to bring about a scheme whereby the local unemployed receive their dole in the form of food vouchers . this doesn ' t go down well with the residents of the sunnyvale housing estate , especially permanently aggrieved single mother shazza ( elle dawe ) who ' ll fight for the right to squander her income on drink and drugs

and yet , remarkably , the narrow cartoon world fenech creates retains some connection with the world australians live in . the highjinks unfold against a backdrop of highways , shopping strips and vacant blocks that are recognisably those of the actual outer suburbs ( there ' s also a brief excursion to inner melbourne , land of hipsters and hook turns ) . likewise , fenech is far more willing than most australian filmmakers to tackle uncomfortable topical issues – racial tensions in low - income communities , the government ' s treatment of the unemployed – even if he does this in the crudest possible way .

jake wilson was born in london and grew up in melbourne . he got his start reviewing movies for various websites and has been writing for the age since 2006 .

" certainly tenants feel that satire plays an important role in public debate , but many would prefer the parodies to not be directed at people in society who are already vulnerable , " dr rogers said .

‘‘months and months of research was involved in the first series , ’’ ms davis said .

‘‘we went out to the housing commission people , we befriended them , took on their stories . ’’

‘‘the research was sparked by the strong opposition to the tv series from public housing tenants in western sydney , who approached their local member of parliament [ mt druitt state labor mp richard amery ] seeking to ban the show while it was still in production , ’’ dr rogers said .

dr rogers said public housing provided an important affordable housing option for low - income working families , pensioners and others that have difficulty entering the home ownership or private rental market in an increasingly unaffordable housing sector .

pejorative stereotypes and negative neighbourhood perceptions can have very real social and health implications , he said .

‘‘it’s time for us to look past housing estates and their tenants as an object of derision and carefully consider public housing options for low - income citizens within our cities . ’’

‘‘hopefully through all this we can get rid of the separation between housing commission people and the rest of the community . ’’

please note : all comments made or shown here are bound by the online discussion terms & conditions .

this is where a plot synopsis comes in , yet we aren’t talking about a film that associates itself with this thing we call a plot , but as it must be done : shazza’s ( elle dawe ) mum has died and her dying wish is to have her ashes spread over uluru so she decides to take the trip by bringing along her deadbeat husband , dazza ( jason davies ) his best mate frankie ( paul fenech , the film’s writer , director , producer and just about every other crew member in the credits ) his best mate kevo ( kevin taumata ) and his loud , terrifying wife , vanessa ( vanessa davis ) . they proceed to road trip across the country where they destroy everything they touch and decide to make love in the most public and monumental of locations . it gets more and more ridiculous from the point onwards but if i continue , you’ll have to meet other characters whose names end in “azza” , you don’t want that , trust me .

did you find the show funny ? if you haven’t seen the show , do you find poor australian people throwing objects at police and politicians funny ? if so , why haven’t you bought your ticket yet ? it’s 107 minutes ( yeah , really ) of gags and stupidity and you will laugh yet hate yourself for it the minute after .

you may also want to have a peek at these reviews : skyfall , the man with the iron fists , need for speed : most wanted .

meanwhile recent anti - bikie legislation has de - fanged the local bikie gang ( who now have to travel everywhere by maxitaxi ) , allowing habib ( tahir bilgic ) – now back working at fat pizza – and his drug dealing mates to corner the market by peddling drugs inside the pizzas . so while half the locals want to tear the place down for messing with their dole , the other half are hanging around looking to score . as they say in news reports , it’s a volatile mix .

it seems like just the same loud cartoony stuff he’s been serving up for close to twenty years now , which is why he’s received close to zero real critical attention for close to twenty years . but in bringing back the original fat pizza cast of characters – sleek the elite returns halfway through after spending the last fifteen years in gitmo , while fenech plays both houso ’s thong - wielding sex machine frankie and fat pizza ’s hopeless paulie , who also spent the last fifteen years away ( in his case , trapped in a sex dungeon ) – it becomes clear that fenech has gotten a shitload lazier over those twenty years .

the fat pizza characters might be face - pulling morons , but they’re actual comedy characters of a sort : habib is a dodgy guy trying to get rich the easy way , sleek the elite… ok , he’s just a shit rapper , and paulie is a hopeless loser constantly getting into trouble . oh , and bobo’s a thug obsessed with chainsaws . there’s not much to work with there , but it’s at least possible to build stories around them .

stand - up is the main route into comedy these days . try naming a comedian who’s been well known in the past . . .

if you’ve heard anything about that’s not my dog ! – and why would you , it’s an australian film – it’s . . .

ben elton’s something of a strange figure in australian comedy , in that despite living here off - and - on for the last twenty . . .

look on the bright side – at least it’s not nick giannopolous making lame movies at the same rate as paul fenech . can you imagine a new version of the wog boy every year ?

holy shit , there’s an actual plot . no explanation though as to why jabba has a clone i’d guess : d . i would still download the original pizza before it became fat pizza as i thought it was good enough

crap , forgot to mention nick g makes an appearance in this as a racist taxi driver ! that bit was actually a nice call back to paul f’s comedy forefathers , considering he’s basically just making updated 80s “wog comedy” .

rebel wilson , hey ? ghostbusters 3 will be more horrific than the first two films .

why is akroyd so keen to make gb3 ? can’t he just leave it to rest ? especially since harold ramis rassed away .

this is feig’s reboot version , wrested away from the feverish crystal skull of aykroyd .

sadly , it seems likely that the usual other revenue avenues open to australian film – dvd sales , selling the broadcast rights to sbs , etc – might be enough to get it , if not over the line , then at least closer to it . and then when the third film comes out he can re - package the set as “the complete trilogy” .

you people that write all these rubbish comments are embarrassing , its good natured humour that alot of people enjoy and can connect with , aus tv is a joke its copied wannabe american shite and paul fennech movies an tv programs are a breath of fresh air with all celebrity obsessed muppet programming thats on atleast he makes programs for the real salt of the earth people who like a good laugh , normal people , not trend following idiots who try to sling together little clever wity sentances to read like how every “critic / blogger” in the world writes . if u cant laugh at any of his work then you should try writing , directing , producing and starring in your own shows and movies an show how its done ! stop being copy cat douches chipping in ur pointless 2 cents to other exact clone minded people commenting on these stupid blog pages about things they could never achieve , and if you have a beard a stupid sideways hair cut hipster glasses wen u dont need glasses or have used a hashtag in the last 24 hours dont comment back because ur proly a joke anyways

franky , shazza , dazza and their mates go on a quest to sprinkle shazza’s mums ashes on top of australia ' s most famous icon .

ozon ' s provocative film can do much to improve attitudes towards lgbti people .

a whirlwind tour of europe through the tales of celebrated filmmakers . all movies are available to stream right now at sbs on demand .

audiences are rejecting this summer’s procession of tired sequels , and international grosses won’t be enough to keep studios afloat forever .

franky and his best mate dazza travel in a drug - laden campervan from the western outskirts of sydney to uluru so that dazza ' s foul - mouthed girlfriend , shazza , can be reunited with the dying mother she hasn ' t seen since she was three .

not much to say about this one , there ' s an attempt at satire here , but it ' s lost under some awful comedy .

in all honesty one of the worst films i have ever seen . assuming its a satire on the poorer , socio - econmic areas of australia , it very rarely hits its mark . when its not being funny , its being offensive or trying to be . the quality of the dialogue goes along these lines - oi , f * * king darren , you c * nt , you got a smoke ? oh f * * k off shaz , you f * * kin ' b - tch f * * k you c * nt nah , f * * k youse

why ? just why ? this is the cinematic equivalent of giving yourself a home enema , with a garden hose and chilli sauce .

i have seen people like this out in the world . the humour is very broad and juvenile , and its only occasionally funny , but it ' s disturbingly relatable .


vampires vs. zombies is an independent horror film loosely based upon j. sheridan le fanu 's classic 1872 novel carmilla .

unlike le fanu 's story , however , most of the action in the film takes place inside a car .

the title and the cover were obviously inspired by the horror film freddy vs. jason , it 's unclear if it was intended as a mockbuster of that film or not .

the movie was originally titled vampires vs. zombies , but it has since then been changed to carmilla , the lesbian vampire .

vince d'amato is the director and screenwriter of this film .

vampires vs . zombies

vampires vs . zombies <EOT> ‘freaks of nature’ red - band trailer : vampires vs . zombies vs . aliens , and humans in between

max brooks ' vampires vs . zombies comic the extinction parade being developed by legendary tv

this site is designed to help you through vampires vs . zombies with gold on every level .

" vampires vs zombies " is a trademark or registered trademark of alawar and alawar five - bn .

the dead undead : vampires vs . zombies for rent , & other new releases on dvd at redbox

posted in : action · comedy · horror · indie · movies · news tagged : endlight entertainment , justin timpane , monsters , ninjas , ninjas vs . monsters , ninjas vs . vampires , ninjas vs . zombies , vampires , zombies no comments yet

vampires come on humans can take out zombies with a baseball bat one hit to the head . bad match up vampires vs werewolf would have been better . true blood vampires = overkill . twilight vampires suck .

other highly - anticipated matchups this season include the series’ first female warrior joan of arc vs . william the conqueror , genghis khan vs . hannibal , saddam hussein vs . pol pot , u . s . army rangers vs . north korean special operations force , crazy horse vs . pancho villa , ivan the terrible vs . hernan cortes , french foreign legion vs . gurkhas and our first fantasy matchup zombies vs . vampires .

control vampire forces to fight back a zombie invasion in vampires vs . zombies , a zany time management game !

prepare for the ultimate battle between bloods and crypts when you download the free trial of vampires vs . zombies !

zombies never rest . vampires need to stay out of sunlight . zombies do not eat dead flesh , vampires do not drink dead blood .

good match up since zombie are just mindless automatons of the virus . werewolves vs vampires

assuming all humans have been wiped out by vampires and zombies , then the zombies win the battle . zombies don ' t need anything to keep lumbeirng on . the more they kill , the greater their numbers grow . vampires need blood and zombies have none . vampires need to hide from the sun and zombies don ' t . zombies will simply outlast the vampires and win .

zombies have blood ! vampires can feed on anything , humans , animals , zombies . etc . modern vampires do not need to hide from the sun .

last blood ( zombies vs . vampires ) by bobby crosby , owen gieni | | nook book ( ebook ) | barnes & noble®

vampires go around giving people hickies anyway . zombies ftw ! ! ! ! !

vampires , zombies , and phantoms – histories of horror stories . review – transmissions

vampires . especially if zombies are represented by max brooks . sorry , but the guy knows nothing about " real " zombies .

' s army is made up of cyborg zombies . cyborg zombies with giant robots .

pro - wrestlers vs . zombies ( 2013 ) | horror movies i ' ve seen | pinterest | products

even though is zombie vs vampire i would prefer zombie vs necromorph but hey it was fun for a change on the show .

i agree . zombies will outlast the vamps . also zombies dont get distracted by “love” .

it ' s zombies time to party . get rid of the vampires and win the level .

with that in mind , endlight entertainment , the fine folks that brought us films lik e ninjas vs . vampires and ninjas vs . zombies , is bringing us the final film in the ninjas trilogy : ninjas vs . monsters ! here’s the press release to explain more of this fun project .

consider the fact that it is necessary for blood to flow through the veins of any moving human ( vampires and zombies included ) that gives the idea that zombies will still have blood , otherwise their muscles would eventually stop . so that makes it possible for vampires to feed off of zombies . zombies due not feed on the dead , therefore ruling out the idea of zombies willingly killing a vampires . simply put , zombies would make for a perfect supply of food for the vampires .

claw testing during " deadliest warrior ' s " zombies versus vampires season finale . ( spike tv )

oh and vampires would make slaves of zombies and keep humans alive as a herd for food . zombies would be let out to run down any escapees .

not if a zombie hord was to go into a cave where a vampire clan was hiding it would be easy for the vampires to win because they can put the zombies in a trance to kill each other . also vampires created zombies so they know their every weakness and powers , plus vampires have been around longer than zombies .

dracula ' s death ( 1923 ) • billy the kid vs . dracula ( 1966 ) • dracula vs . frankenstein ( 1971 ) • " buffy vs . dracula " ( 2000 ) • blade : trinity ( 2004 ) • van helsing ( 2004 ) • the batman vs . dracula ( 2005 )

in a world where zombies have killed off the majority of humanity , vampires would slowly starve without fresh blood .

depending on the genre of vampires you select a lot of the characteristics will vary but generally speaking vampires have these attributes .

what happened to anne rices vampires ? they didnt even use them . they only used the most recent vampires in the movies

vampires all the way , i always did want to see these 30 days of night vampires vs zombies however i was expecting them to be more savage though . now i know who won can these apex predators the vampires take on the alpha beasts the werewolves . i would love to see this fight on deadliest warrior .

true / false : vampires would become infected by any zombie blood they drank , causing them to become zombies themselves .

true / false : zombies would become infected by any vampire flesh they ate , causing them to become vampires themselves .

i am really anxious to see what happens on the show in regards to both the zombies and the vampires . however , there is one major factor that has to be considered… who ' s version of zombies or vampires are you using ? ramero ' s zombies and stokers vampires ? or maybe brooks zombies and rice ' s vampires… which ever version of either monster you use will make a huge difference in the outcome ! should be fun as hell to watch though !

vote : leon kennedy - - resident evil : leon kennedy vs . chris redfield

zombies would probably completely ignore vampires as they are undead as well . plus vampires are supposed to be immune to disease so they would be unaffected if they somehow came into contact with them . but you are exactly right in that vampires would want zombies dead because they would be competition for them .

is this any comic set of vampires vs the marvel zombies ? because in that case , just put william the bloody , angelus , jean claude and , as you say , dracula together . they ' d definitely make a hell of a dent in those zombies

zombification is usually stronger than vampirism as it can be airborne or spread by touch meaning that vampires would actually become zombies .

yeah , it ' s not scientific , but vampires vs zombies was already covered in our web series called " suck and moan . " we launched last year and have been getting good reviews ever since !

zombies are slow , a normal human can easily out maneuver a zombie . that said , imagine a vampire doing it . vampires are intelligent , zombies are mindless morons no intelligence whatsoever . vampires can also turn victims to vampires . i don ' t know why they didn ' t mention that on the show .

piranha - man vs . werewolf - man : howl of the piranha ( 2010 )

six - week film courses vs . four - year universities : no path is wrong

" is this any comic set of vampires vs the marvel zombies ? because in that case , just put william the bloody , angelus , jean claude and , as you say , dracula together . they ' d definitely make a hell of a dent in those zombies "

check out the first of many new teasers for the new season in which we get a glimpse at vampires vs . zombies , and be sure to catch season 3 of deadliest warrior on spike tv july 20th .

i think they tried too hard to make that close . they should have done vampires vs werewolves instead . now that would be a much closer fight .

shaviro steven , slow cinema vs fast films , urltoken , date accessed 17 february 2015 .

of course not , no one knows anything about " real zombies " , and no one knows anything about " real vampires either .

what happened to the modern zombies ! ? ! ? ! ? think 28 days later or zombieland ! not the slow lumbering romero zombies , but the " running at full speed " zombies .

“the goal was to make a composite of different kinds of zombies and vampires to come up with the most realistic , ” niles said .

cyborg zombies with giant robot zombies which come from another giant robot that can merge with a space colony and zombify other giant robots .

after analyzing the list of attributes it is my opinion that vampires would definitely win . vampires would have no problem feeding off zombies to keep them strong and almost non of the vampire weaknesses i feel would come into play since zombies are not smart enough to take advantage of them . if you look at their strengths both zombies and vampires match up very well , both are strong and fast ( debatable ) but where vampires have the edge is in their ability to shape shift and their intellect .

so my question is , why would they be fighting since it would not benefit either party . unless they were fighting over a food source ; in which case the vampires would be the only side with any type of cunning or planning involved . zombies run on instinct and the desire to feed , along with their sheer numbers . if the vampires knew how to kill the zombies , and it pains me to say this as a zombie fan , the vampires would win . unless the zombies could infect the vampires as mattybravo said . then it would be for zombies .

i ' d say vampires will have the upper hand . i mean they ' re too fast , and smart to be beaten by zombies .

dude vamps won . i to thout zombies would win . i saw the episode . there where 3 vamps 129 zombies 2 vamps died .

i think vampires beat zombies in a landslide . they’re stronger , faster , smarter . and they’re already dead , so i doubt the zombies would even take notice of them . if the vampires wanted to save their food source from zombies , they could just walk among them ignored while they destroyed them one by one . zombies don’t even have an instinct to protect themselves or each other , so they wouldn’t even try to stop them .

it ' s cowboys and vampires . what more do you need to know ?

vampires are sexier and smarter . they can wield a shotgun if need be .

garlic , holy water and crucifixes can repel vampires but they will not kill them .

vampires ! they kill with no mercy . have you even seen 30 days of night

your vampires suck : towards twilight , in episode 1 . see the quote above .

1 . vampires are undead so why would zombies eat them . zombies won ' t even attack them even if 1 of their kinds are being killed ( they don ' t work as a team they just happen to go after the same prey ) 2 . the vampire are undead so the virus shouldn ' t effect them because it only effect living creatures . 3 . in some tale vampires create zombies 4 . vampires are intellegent they can easily get weapons ( fire , guns or create strategy )

amc’s walking dead ! finally ! a tv show about zombies . yes please !

test zombies from the " deadliest warrior " season finale . ( spike tv )

home | about the fvza | dr . hugo pecos , director | famous cases historical tales | news | vampires | zombies | werewolves virtual academy | weapons | links | forum

this is outrageous ! they are completely messing this up . why do the vampires get claw hands when they talked about zombies fingers being sharp too , but they didnt get claws in the sim ? also , they used different " strong men " for the vampires and zombies… variables are being misused ! this alone throws all credibility of the simulation… zomblers !

the series actually does include ninjas , pirates , zombies , and robots as well .

oddly enough , some of millennium ' s soldiers who are nazi vampires , are quite likeable .

in a world where humans and zombies both live , vampires would obviously win due to their intelligence and the fact that a zombie would have to be ridiculously lucky to kill a vampire .

aarseth espen , “doors and perception : fiction vs . simulation in games” , intermédialités 9 ( 2007 ) , p . 35–44 .

yes actually zombies need human flesh . as it says so in the zombie survival guide .

modern zombies are pretty legit to look at resident evil and dead island or even the walking dead , zombies can be fast and very strong plus they feel no pain or fear .

i believe that in this scenario zombies would win the short term battle by easily taking over and consuming the whole world but vampires would have absolutely no issues hiding out during the day and over time pick off the zombies during the night thus winning the overall war between the undead .

now the characters in this game are totally up my alley ! vampires and zombies oh my ! though it wasn ' t quite what i expected , i was completely addicted to finishing it .

that was stupid they said that vampires couldn ' t get infected they have the same human qualities as us . of course they can get infected . there were at least two more zombies to fight .

fast zombies . rage - infected zombies . nazi zombies . bath salt zombies , rape zombies ( ? ! ) , alien zombies , romantic zombies , and zombie goddamn beavers . mere hours away from the premiere of amc ' s * second * zombie series , fear the walking dead , it ' s safe to say that we have reached peak fascination ( or fatigue , depending on where you stand ) with the members of the undead . like the viruses often depicted in these countless incarnations of zombie lore , our obsession with post - apocalyptic culture has spread to a critical , uncontainable level , and one that simply won ' t die no matter how many times we put it down .

control vampire forces to fight back a zombie invasion in this zany time management adventure ! as drooling zombies descend on transylvania in the hopes of munching on vampire brains , you must rally the forces of darkness to create the weapons you ' ll need to repel the attack . the " stakes " are high as you harvest goods , sell them , and use your profits to produce implements of battle ! the full version of vampires vs . zombies features :

[ 37 ] espen aarseth , “doors and perception : fiction vs . simulation in games” , intermédialités 9 ( 2007 ) , p . 38 .

control vampire forces to fight back a zombie invasion in vampires vs . zombies , a zany time management game ! as drooling zombies descend on transylvania in the hopes of munching on vampire brains , you must rally the forces of darkness to create the weapons you ' ll need to repel the attack . the stakes will be high as you harvest goods , sell them , and use your profits to produce implements of battle , but the count believes in you !

moore zombies chapter book # 1when broheimer tells his siblings there is going to be a . . .

the thing is . zombies only feed on human flesh . as said by the zombie survival guide… .

i personaly think this is a new way to put all those zombie and vampire fans to rest . many people are debating that zombies are the best or vampires are the best . well deadliest warrior is going to solve all that i dont know why you lot are all complaining about . this zombie vs vampire is just something they thought would be a good fight .

and then you should watch dead end , abbott & costello meet frankenstein , slither , tucker & dale vs evil . . . stuff like that .

the choice of bill oberst jr . in the lead role of abraham lincoln in abraham lincoln vs . zombies has been praised , with criticisms otherwise aimed at the film ' s plot , supporting cast members , character development and historical inaccuracies . ( wikipedia )

face it , vampires have just as much probability of surviving a zombie apocalypse as humans do . if not less .

edit : it occurs to me that if zombie blood is indigestible to a vampire , they might win by killing all the humans and starving the vampires out . that ' s a worst case scenario for everyone but zombies .

yeah , but a zombie will eventually fester into nothingness - even if they feed on animals . vampires just need to hide out and drink rat blood until the zombies have rotted into piles of bones that litter the streets .

zombies will deteriorate and the vamps will win they can start a vamp civilization and drink off animal blood .

sounds like fun . i would prefer to see zombie vs . shark though – to finally settle the argument started in fulci ' s " zombi ii "

i say zombies . even if the vampire manages to kill a zombie , the virus is still alive , and still capable of creating another zombie . considering the population of the earth , your speaking almost unlimited zombies !

fellow game companies , take note : this is how you do dlc . originally released as an expansion pack to rockstar’s western , “red dead redemption , ” “undead nightmare” takes the basic gameplay elements and setting of the core game and simply plops zombies into the mix . the zombies varied widely in design , from basic zombies , to bile - puking zombies , to creepy crawly zombies . rockstar also created dlc - specific weapons for the game , such as holy water and the famous blunderbuss . unlike “cowboys & aliens , ” cowboys and zombies make a perfect match , and the game is fondly remembered today as one of the finest expansions in gaming history .

i can ' t figure out where to put my damn vote in > . < wth . . vampires has it .

when vampires and zombies were pitted together in one - on - one combat , the vampire ' s advantage in the areas of speed / agility and brain power would usually be enough to trump the zombie ' s indestructibility . but the zombic tendency to cluster together in large packs often spelled trouble for vampires when the two met out in the real world .

biomega , or to be more specific , kozlov grebnev . i mean , cyberpunk and zombies are cool , cyberpunk zombies are even cooler but a russian talking bear with a sniper rifle is in a league of his own .

vampires aren ' t alive or human anymore , so zombies wouldn ' t even aknowladge them . so the only threat that vampires would have is that they didn ' t see and think that this was a threat to them but i would imagine 6 times smarter at least as well ? so i believe it would be easy for them to see and then deal with the threat very easily as they would go literally unnoticed by the zombies like they were trees or another zombie

um… simple fact . vampires can fly or at least jump long distances . not only that , but they can climb walls and hang on ceilings . the chances of a vamp getting cornered by zombies like in this stupid deadliest warrior scenario is downright bull . vamps would just go into their coffins and wait till all the zombies rotted away . they would wake up and then , presto , they win . if the dead have a fight , they could hit and run the zombies . swipe a few zombies heads off , jump on to the nearest building roof , swack a couple more while flying threw the air . and if there were too may zombies , they would just fly away .

vampire win easily , all they would have to do is get jump on a high building and if like underworld shoot zombies in the head like day of the dead ( maybe they could shoot the ones that look like celebrities first like the movie . zombies may have numbers , but come on no intelligece against in intelligence , give me a break . how could a zombie with no intelligence get to a height he couldn ' t reach . shoot , if the vampires were smart they could get a few vampires to lure packs of zombies with vampires on seperate ends from different directions of the packs then annilate them where the numbers wouldn ' t overwelm them . on top of all this it took i seen the show and look at the difference in time it took for zombie to kill vampire compared to the vampire killing zombies ! ! !

if the vampires drink zombie blood i think they get infected right ? i always thought zombie infection was stronger than vampire infection .

historically speaking zombies have always been portrayed as slow - moving creatures , however , zombies in recent popular culture have considerably increased their speed and strength . depending on which zombies you go with , traditional or modern , i believe will affect your decision on the outcome of who would win . i flagged the speed attribute as debatable in the list below .

yeah a zombie apocalypse wouldn ' t even last six months . zombies would break down within days and be immobile .

black butler ' s campania plot arc : your basic titanic with zombies , demons and deathgods in victorian england story .

a camping trip becomes a nightmare when the solitude of a peaceful mountain is shattered by the onslaught of a ravenous zombie horde . fleeing to what appears to be a deserted town , the group discovers a secret vampire community and fears that all hope is lost . but the vampires take the defenseless humans under their wing and an all - out war between vampires and zombies begins .

actually quite a few movies portray zombies as faster ( if they are the running type ) and stronger in them . none specify this for the reason as far as i remmeber , but there definitely are faster / stronger zombies . the main thing the humans have over them is weapons and intelligence ( zombies are mostly stupid and cant climb stuff for example )

there are no humans for the vampires to feed on to be able to heal . regamortist doesn ' t affect zombies other then making them limp around . decomposition is what eventually gets them but it takes a while unless they are exposed to the right climate . winter would just freeze them until spring and they would start walking again . zombies use all of their senses and might mistake a vampire with flowing blood as a human . those like anne rice ' s have flowing blood or they wouldn ' t be able to make new vampires . i do agree with you , vampires win in most situations you can put them in .

in freaks of nature , we welcome you to dillford , where three days ago , everything was peaceful and business as usual : the vampires were at the top of the social order , the zombies were at the bottom , and the humans were getting along in the middle . but this delicate balance was ripped apart when the alien apocalypse arrived in dillford and put an end to all the harmony . now it ' s humans vs . vampires vs . zombies in all - out , blood - sucking , brain - eating , vamp - staking mortal combat - and all of them are on the run from the aliens . it is up to three teenagers - one human , one vampire , and one zombie - to team up , figure out how to get rid of the interplanetary visitors , and try to restore order to this " normal " little town .

the first episode of mnemosyne has the protagonist , an immortal private investigator , use shotgun gloves on a bunch of zombies .

vampires ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! thank you and no im not obsessed with twilight . just look at all the facts they would destroy zombies .

vampires can ' t walk around in daylight . authors can ' t change something that fundamental just to get their characters into high school .

zombies are garbage and they ran their course decades ago . also , i doubt people who watch the walking dead do so for the zombies . i watch that show because of the characters . they are interesting and fun to watch . you could replace the zombies with anything and it wouldn ' t matter because they aren ' t the main attraction as people like to think .

" deadliest warrior " will pit vampires against zombies in a bloody battle to the death during the show ' s season finale . a zombie from " the walking dead , " left , and vampire edward cullen from " twilight . " ( amc / summit entertainment )

whether preparing us for economic recovery after the zombie apocalypse , analyzing vampire investment strategies , or illuminating the market forces that affect vampire - human romances , economics of the undead : zombies , vampires , and the dismal science gives both seasoned economists and layman readers . . .

in the town of dillford , humans , vampires and zombies were all living in peace - until the alien apocalypse arrived . now three teenagers - one human , one vampire , and one zombie - have to team up to figure out how to get rid of the visitors .

i never got the impression that zombies really needed to eat . i assume they just accede to the one craving they have left .

the zombie crowd may be bummed by all the talking and prancing about . the austen crowd is , well , not typically into zombies . but if you ' re in the sweet spot in the middle , it ' s oddly moving . and peppered with zombies !

which is what makes zombies the initially obvious pick as the monsters of our time . a lot of us feel like zombies - working ourselves into mindless nubs of barely recognizable humanity ; brain numbed by catastrophic news ; depressed by the absurdity of it all . very zombie .

seriously ; if you break it down logically , yes , a vampire will win against a limited amount of zombies . but a full blown outbreak ? gg everything on the planet . including vampires . especially vampires . they have so many fundamental weaknesses . fatal allergy to uv rays ? that’s a pretty common form of radiation… limited food source ? human blood ? and all you people talking about “daywalkers” and vampires drinking animal blood can stfu . seriously , you take away these principles , you don’t even have a vampire anymore . you just have a super powered human with a goth complex .

also , i feel that if anyone knows necromancy , it ' d be a vampire . the zombies would probably end up as minions .

zombies r totally going to win . goooooooooo zombieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

whether or not vampires die or just go comatose without blood , the end result would be the same if all the edible blood went away for good .

yes , it’s vampires vs . zombies , the undead match - up that brings to mind “ true blood ” against “ the walking dead ” or , more amusingly , “ twilight ” vs “ shaun of the dead ” — and yes the idea of a cricket bat smacking into the high , glittery cheekbone of a pretty - boy bloodsucker does work for us on certain levels . this first - look promo above doesn’t give a way a lot of secrets about the show but hero complex was on the set and there were some promising perspectives pursued in this the first “unreal” ( not to mention the first undead ) match - up in the the series that will be starting its third season in july .

" 28 days later " ( 2002 ) - - the world and zombies . you can ' t kill either of them easily . this insane - a - thon turns the world into a madhouse , where zombies bring death to the planet - - in between snacks , of course .

sarge034 : son . . . you ' re gonna die horribly during a prolonged disaster if you keep being that naã¯ve . " people " separate into clicks and then it becomes " us vs them " .

what ' s the latest spin on the zombie genre to receive the big budget treatment , you ask ? why , that would be boy scouts vs . zombies , of course . check out the trailer for boy scout ' s guide to the zombie apocalypse , which also premiered earlier this week and opens nationwide on october 30th . ( warning : nsfw )

that ' s it , when hell is full , i ' m staying with you ! nice contingency planning with the whole food - thing . actually , do zombies die if they don ' t eat ? or do they just rot ? and vampires just become immobile if they don ' t drink or ?

jaredjones : i ' ve seen damn - near every type of zombie flick i mentioned above ( excluding the rape zombies , because why ? ) .

i was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so asl to set such traps . before we know it , they ' ll be running for parliament .

the above poster may seem fanciful today , but in ancient times zombies and vampires were frequently pitted against each other for the enjoyment of bloodthirsty spectators . so which is more formidable ? it ' s a question i ' m commonly asked . in the vernacular of boxing , here is the tale of the tape :

and again when a pair of millennium vampires ask if they ' re bad people while eating the wild geese . they decide that ship sailed when they became nazis .

what a great game ! i was particularly happy about is it was so much like the farm frenzy series . the latest farm frenzy i bought site unseen only to find out afterwords that my computer is too old ( windowsxp ) to play it . needless to say , i was disappointed as i have purchased , played and loved every farm frenzy before this one . you play the side of the vampires for world domination . this game , vampires vs zombies , is really worth the money too . 75 levels ! how rare it is to find a game with that many levels these days . i felt spoiled . it was such a blast to play that it is now my favorite of all time .

i was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so asl to set such traps . before we know it , they ' ll be running for parliament . "

i was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps . before we know it , they ' ll be running for parliament . "

oh ! if you post the trailer just put the link in the comment vs . embed the video , i found out last year it slows down load times ^ _ ^ . check out the posts from last year .

more heavily lampshaded in episode 5 , where the nazi - vampires chasing her down are surprised to hear that she ' s a woman . . . and 22 years old .

a drug which sends users into a paranoid frenzy where they act like zombies , hide from imaginary assailants and strip naked as their body overheats has hit australia .

besides the strenght and intelligence . vampires are also much faster , agile and have the ability too heal from any severe wounds or injuries . zombies don ' t heal . they just keep on rotting and slowing down the longer they exist do to regamortist . i think the guys at dw didn ' t think that out well . vampires will rip em apart . common sense also tells you anything that is dead staying out on a hot summer day would rot alot faster . even in winter the walking dead will freeze solid . also zombies should not be able to sense a vampire because vamps are dead too . vamps can survive on animals blood if need be . winner vamps .

though i may be late , but really twilight ? those aren’t vampires , they are nothing but pansies . a real vampire may be something to fear , but they are technically “living” as they do not actually die if transformed from a human . zombies have the edge , numbers , determination , insticts of a killer , no needed substance to survive just the urge to eat an un ending hunger . and unlike vampires a single zombie , is a 100 % dumb acusation , if there is one there are more nearby .

the original mobile suit gundam has some instances of this , most obviously in episode 37 ( or 36 in the english dub ) , " the duel at texas . " samurai vs . knight in the wild west in space ! !

: in the original ova , it ' s explained that vampires gain significantly more power from drinking blood that was offered to them as opposed to forcefully taking it . this is why

starring val kilmer and elle fanning , the film takes the world of vampires and witches that modern audiences know all too well and gives it an old spin . here’s the premise .

the undead task force ( a branch of the lapd , formed when the san fernando valley was overtaken by zombies , werewolves and vampires ) must continue to get rid of the monsters and contain them in the valley . while this occurs , scientists work to find out what caused the outbreak . a brave camera crew comes along for the ride .

how would slow lumbering zombies that can ' t go beyond normal human abilities ever win out against cheap vampires that can travel at hyper speed and have superhuman strength ? doesn ' t even seem like a contest . plus how do you kill a vampire as a zombie ? how do you expose them to sunlight or stake them through the heart ?

this western - themed zombie movie operates in an alternate reality in which the world is overrun by zombies , and cowboy bounty hunters stalk and kill them for money .

remember abraham lincoln : vampire hunter ? probably not . . . pride and prejudice and zombies is lots better , thanks to a swashbuckling central performance from lily james .

a rendition of j . sheridan le fanu ' s classic vampire story ' carmilla , ' tossed in a wannabe - tarantino blender with soft - core porn and zombies .

kokonis michalis , “intermediality between games and fiction : the ‘ludology vs . narratology’ debate in computer game studies : a response to gonzalo frasca” , acta universitatis sapientiae , film and media studies , 9 : 1 ( 2015 ) , pp . 171–188 .

why ? because when it comes right down to it , zombie love will only last so long . eventually we ' ll pull out of our slump and reach something approaching stability again . at that point our passion for the decaying corpse will wane and we ' ll go back to just liking zombies . we ' ll always like our zombies .

unstoppable rage : seras goes into one destroying jan valentine ' s ghouls . integra later calls it a " blood rage " , implying it ' s something that all true vampires can do .

yes , every time until very recently . it ' s called ' nature ' and it ' s pretty god damned dangerous - way more deadly than zombies could ever be .

we’ve seen ninjas take on pirates , knights take on vikings , and mobsters take on the army on spike tv’s biggest “what if ? ” show on the network , deadliest warrior . this season , things are taking a bit of a different turn , as the focus is mainly on real historical celebrities and even one of their first fantasy match ups between vampires and zombies .

nope , but then it comes down to how much of this content i watch , i am more than happy to continue watching the walking dead because it isn ' t the zombies themselves it ' s the survivors that interest me and that ' s where it works , zombies are zombies no matter what medium they are in , oh yeah some have a few twists to the formula but the basic premise is the same ( walking dead , hard to kill , love the taste of the living ) what makes the show is the survivors .

the problem is , in zombie apocalyse situation being in a group actually decreases survival chances because groups allow easy infiltration of infected and are slower to get away from the zombies . you could say zombies are a unique disaster in such a case as the " problem " comes not from outside but from within the group . thus - the group becomes the danger .

world war z established that while zombies feast on human flesh , their bodies don ' t actually digest it . it also establishes that their blood is dried up and powdery . in the walking dead they explain that the zombie virus drives the infected to consume human flesh but they don ' t use it for energy . that ' s why zombies eventually rot away .

deadliest warrior is a joke to begin with . this just makes overt what a lots of us have realized for some time , namely , that they deal in fantasy . just seems like the next logical step to me . now lets see roman centurian vs zombie !

chikusho : yes , every time until very recently . it ' s called ' nature ' and it ' s pretty god damned dangerous - way more deadly than zombies could ever be .

rosenberg adam , “zombies don’t belong in call of duty — so how the hell did they get there ? ” , digital trends , 2015 , urltoken , date accessed 24 june 2017 .

similarly , just as pip complains how boring it is that the nazi vampires are slamming into the defences like idiots , he gets the news a giant woman has joined the assault and started wrecking the mansion .

of course , you’ll get the expected lines like “something else escaped” and “it’s more powerful than anything we’ve ever fought” . why ? because why not . leather + machine guns + vampires = a good time .

select a game . . . big farm bejeweled 2 sort my tiles tarzan 2 pou para pc spa decoration game mario pick star defending radish plants vs . zombies zombie dolls hobo 6 hell gem cannon 2 angry birds special cannon canoniac launcher 2 hacked candy crush angry birds bubble firing time1 deadly sniper sift heads cartels man soldier strike force heroes 2 hacked soccer balls 2 the level pack hacked flash golden cup penalty crispy onion rings recipe sweet spicy glazed salmon super mario cannon

aka cowboys & zombies , this zombie movie finds miners during the gold rush turning into the walking dead after coming in contact with spores from a meteor . a sequel was released in 2014 .

mercer : holy shit guys ! i think we killed them all ! ( nazi vampires start rising from the wreckage , silhouetted by flames ) mercenary : hey mercer - try not to choke on your fucking foot .

just saw ur show vampire n zombies n of course the dracs win w power n speed against mindless walking zombies . it was no contest that the dracs will win . if u want to see who is really deadlist try wearwolfs against drac both hve mind speed claws n teeth but hte wolfs r more vicious than drac n they fear them , try that on ur show n c who will win…

[ 49 ] adam rosenberg , ‘zombies don’t belong in call of duty — so how the hell did they get there ? ’ , digital trends , 2015 , urltoken , date accessed 24 june 2017 .

how could you prove it ? vampires arent real , neither are zombies really , unless a virus breaks out . i think that this whole program was bullshit due to the fact that both didnt exist . and i agree , the vampire was re - vamped as a hybrid original / twilight shitty super strength and speed , a original ( like the zombies ) only had the ability to transform into a bat ( myth ? ) and claw and also , a zombie could easily mob a vampire and one out of 60 would bite any part of their body to contract a instant infection into their bloodstream and apparently , a brain .

the vampires , mummies , and monsters collection is kind of a b - movie potluck . the four films on two discs created over a span of 17 years have incredibly different looks , tones , and yes , monsters .

the only thing that they didn ' t mention is vampires are extremely fact superhumn speed , strength . so if the zombies tried to corner a vamp he could run up the wall or jump to safety . they also are strong enough to rip off heads but the are sensitive to sunlight and once down would most likely lose . the one thing that i didn ' t here is what would the zombie virus do to them ?

aside from the gory ways to have fun with the final episode , there’s still the question of what kinds of vampires and zombies will be used as test subjects . obviously there’s a bit of a difference between robert pattinson’s brooding gentleman in author stephenie meyer’s “twilight” saga and the demonic figures that populate niles’ “30 days of night . ” same goes for zombies . are we talking about legions of quick - sprinting “infected” or the classic model a la “dawn of the dead” ? the rule of thumb seems to be to keep an eye toward tradition , though experts spend time on the episode delving into the biology of how each monster is able to survive .

and what was that nonsense about a zombies sole purpose being to spread the virus ? no , their sole purpose is feeding . if it was spreading the virus , they’d bite you one time and move on .

urltoken hordes of zombies and vampires prowl the city , looking for the last surviving humans . it’s a competition : who will get the last man standing . they don’t expect this man to be the most badass b - movie star chuck steelballz . standing upon his trailer he’s going to deliver justice with his bow and arrows . " key features : - b - movie - inspired setting with the most badass protagonist ever killing hordes of vampires and zombies ( what else do you need ? ) - non - stop action with bow and arrows - campaign game mode with specially designed levels and unique game events . you will have to overpower the monster army to save as many people as you can and get out of the city . - survival mode where you ' ll face an endless attack of monsters and see how long can you last against this bloodthursty mob . - several types of monsters with unique abilities and patterns of behavior "

while “call of duty 4 : modern warfare” reinvigorated the franchise with its change of setting , “world at war” decided to return to the series ' world war ii roots , but with one extra implementation - nazi zombies . this bonus mini game allows up to four players to fight increasingly difficult waves of nazi zombies . the premise really shouldn ' t have worked , but like a glorious hail mary , it went spectacularly and clinched the game in the hearts of players everywhere . nazi zombies quickly grew in popularity and is now a signature aspect of the call of duty franchise . while it may have been improved upon since , this is the one that started it all .

. so many things in this world are uncertain , but the enduring charisma of monsters isn ' t one of them . you can depend on monster magic like you can depend on good coffee - it never let ' s you down when you need it . these days vampires and zombies are taking turns mauling our limbic systems . just when one seems to be gaining cultural traction , the other claws right up to the bloody line . it ' s a neck sucking , brain munching

instead of zombies , how about infected ? as in fast zed . i’m not sure what kind of vampire was in let me in…but i’d like to see l4d infected versus that kind of vamp . abby and hunter ftw ! ! !

both pride and prejudice still play their parts , but now in service to one tediously repeated joke : the sight of a gentleman or a lady , together or alone , playing cards or ballroom dancing , fatally swarmed by devouring zombies .

something that these people didnt think about when they did this show is that the vampires are limited by the fact that zombies are dead and diseased . any vampire movie or story will tell you they cannot drink dead blood they will die and if they drink diseased blood they become diseased . no a zombie bite will not turn a vampire into a zombie but if the vampire drinks any of the zombie ' s dead diseased blood it will likely die or become diseased so they a severly limited in that situation as they ' re teeth are a huge resource for them like an animal . also in most vampire movies or stories they can fly wouldnt a vampire just fly out of the line of fire ? if it were a one on one fight the vampire would win because of the speed and strength they could easily just rip off the zombies head severing the brain from the spinal cord ending the zombie but multiple zombies and the one vampire the vampire is toast .

much - maligned director uwe boll returns for the sequel that nobody wanted , as half - human , half - vampire rayne travels to america during the 1800s to battle a vampiric billy the kid , who ' s seeking to build an army of cowboy vampires .

i think i should point out that vampires don ' t have a heart beat so this was a bit inaccurate ! so . if there was blood flow it should be slower then a humans if much at all . so the bleed out should be slown down

plus , consider the flexibility of the zombie : put them in a horror movie and they ' re the perfect fit . put them in a satire and they ' re the perfect fit . you want to send a social message about humanity ' s inevitable collision with bad karma ? zombies are what you need . you want to populate the post - war / plague / asteroid / climate - change world ? zombies got your mojo . they ' re the clay of horrordom .