A Non-Generic Platformer
@Stage\n\n@why are\n\nwhen flag clicked\ngo to x: (0) y: (0)\nset [veloocity v] to [0]\nforever\n    if <key (right arrow v) pressed?> then\n        point in direction (90)\n        change [veloocity v] by (1)\n    end\n    if <key (left arrow v) pressed?> then\n        point in direction (-90)\n        change [veloocity v] by (1)\n    end\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nforever\n    if <not <(veloocity) = [0]>> then\n        wait (0) seconds\n        change [veloocity v] by (-1)\n    end\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nforever\n    move (veloocity) steps\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nforever\n    if <[10] < (veloocity)> then\n        set [veloocity v] to [10]\n    end\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\ngo to x: (-200) y: (-105)\nset [jump v] to [yes]\nset [y vello v] to [0]\nforever\n    change y by (y vello)\n    change [y vello v] by (-1)\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nforever\n    if <(y position) < [-105]> then\n        set y to (-105)\n    end\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nshow\nforever\n    if <<key (up arrow v) pressed?> and <(Jump) = [yes]>> then\n        set [jump v] to [no]\n        set [my variable v] to [15]\n        set [y vello v] to [0]\n        repeat (30)\n            set [y vello v] to (my variable)\n            change [my variable v] by (-1)\n        end\n        set [jump v] to [yes]\n    end\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nforever\n    if <(x position) > [218]> then\n        broadcast (message1 v)\n        set x to (-99999)\n    end\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nswitch costume to (costume1 v)\nforever\n    if <touching color (#ff0000)?> then\n        broadcast (commit die v)\n        switch costume to (costume2 v)\n    end\nend\n\nhide\n\n@you here\n\nwhen flag clicked\nswitch costume to (costume1 v)\nshow\ngo to x: (0) y: (0)\n\nwhen I receive [message1 v]\nif <not <(costume [number v]) = [21]>> then\n    next costume\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nforever\n    if <(costume [number v]) = [21]> then\n        wait until <touching (why are v)?>\n        stop [all v]\n    end\nend\n\nwhen flag clicked\nforever\n    if <(costume [number v]) = [21]> then\n        repeat (999999999999999999)\n            change y by (-1)\n        end\n    end\nend\n\nhide\n\n@Sprite1\n\nwhen flag clicked\nhide\n\nshow\n\n
What? You thought the title would be ______- A Platformer?\nI told you, this is unique.\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\nNote: This project isn’t meant to target generic platformers, it’s just a joke that you all seem to like for some reason.