THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans
*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*
I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.
dear god, let it be enough
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via thewaking)
Literally the most important thing you will read today.
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
If you’ve never watched Little Shop of Horrors with subtitles, you’re missing out.
*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*
Pro-templar character: ugh mages
Mage: [uses magic to fix that attitude]
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS HERE AGAIN