24 Struggles Of Wearing High Heels
The struggle is heel.
Trying to break in a pair of heels, but instead, the heels break you.
Refusing to bring a change of shoes because you think you'll be fine...
...only to find out how oh so wrong you were.
Trying to look sophisticated in heels but actually looking like this:
When the Band-Aids you put on your blisters fall off.
Attempting to drive.
Losing circulation in your feet and being unable to feel your toes.
...yet somehow still being able to feel ALL OF THE PAIN.
Wearing peep-toes and feeling like your toes might be deformed forever.
Walking at a snail's pace to avoid injuring yourself.
...yet somehow still managing to roll both ankles.
That burning sensation in the ball of your foot.
And where the back of the heel rubs your ankle.
Standing on one leg at a time to give your other foot a break.
Managing to trip and fall when there is literally nothing to trip over.
Or falling over when standing still.
Getting shooting pains in your arches after walking around for too long.
Making the mistake of putting your heels back on after taking them off.
Wanting nothing more in life than to sit down somewhere.
Telling yourself you'll never wear heels again...
...only to repeat the cycle all over again.