Krissy was asking about bumper stickers...how about these?
You're driving a car not a phone booth!
Don't believe everything you think!
My Other Car Is a Broom!
Dog is My Copilot!
I Embarass My Offspring!
I Have No Idea Where I Am Going!
Work Harder! Millions On Welfare Need You!
What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It Is All About?
Keep Honking! I'm Reloading!
Yes This Is My Truck and No I Won't Help You Move!
Lord, Help Me Be The Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
Are You Drunk Or Just ON your Cell Phone?
Honk, If Parts Fall Off!
Drive Carefully! 90% of all people are caused by accidents!
Honk If You Are Elvis!
Got Duct Tape?
Any Chance I Can Keep The Epidural Going Until The Baby Graduates?
Whenever I Feel Blue I Start Breathing Again!
I Left The Womb For This!
Make Yourself At Home- clean my Kitchen (magnet)
My Kids Think I Am An ATM Machine!
Raising Teenagers Is LIke Nailing Jello To A Tree!
Give A Man A Fish and You Feed Him For A Day.
Teach A Man To Fish And YOu Can Get Rid Of Him For The Weekend!
Horn Broken...Watch For Finger!
Don't Tailgate Me Or I'll Flick A Booger ON Your Windshield!
Your Child May Be An Honor Student.. But You Drive Like An Idiot!
Give Me Coffee And NO One Gets Hurt!
And My Favorite....
Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!!!
Have A Wonderful Day And Smile Along The Way!