There was a very funny segment on TalkSport yesterday, whereby listeners would email in with slightly altered names and descriptions for films. My favourite was: A tale of brave dentistry during the war – The Gums of Navarone. Well, something like that, I can’t remember exactly.
So, I decided that I’d do the same for some video games. Hope you enjoy them.
A story of one platoon’s heartbreak and loss during a terrible war
Battlefield: Sad Company
A South Pacific based RTS
Rotastorm: Pacific Rift
The ultimate FPS just got a celebrity makeover
One man’s quest to find the most beautiful woman in the world
Racing game with easier controls and physics for OAPs
An open-world racer based on the Oliver Twist universe
The new game of copyright heists and IP theft
Brand Theft Auto
A brutal fighter featuring all-new marsupial characters
Wire-frame shooter for drug-addled gamers!
Learn how to keep Britain’s streets safe with this Council-endorsed sim
A light-hearted Japanese golf game with Didgeridoo music
Online only war-based rubbernecking sim
Point n Click adventure game in the grand tradition of Leisure Suit Larry
Call of Booty