- Went to lunch with Cobie Smulders, where I proceeded to make fun of her Canadianism
- Tried to convince Jason Segel and Alyson Hannigan (Marshall & Lilly) to help me propose to Cobie.
- Conan O'Brien stole our onion and it was my job to get it back
- Arnold Scharzenegger insulted my cooking.
...and so much more!