When you're a child, people say that life... is gonna be happy and hunky-dory and all that bullshit... but I'm here to tell you that it's not, so you need to get that out your head right now.
Ūegar ūú ert barn segir fķlk ađ lífiđ, eigi eftir ađ verđa æđislegt og allt ūađ kjaftæđi, en ég ætla ađ segja ūér ađ svo er ekki, svo ūú ūarft ađ koma ūví úr hausnum á ūér.