I like fucking in the kitchen as much as the next guy, but you're three times more likely to get laid if there's a bed in the room.
من خيلي دوست دارم تو آشپز خونه حال کنم، درست به اندازه خانم ها. اما سه برابر آدم بيشتر حال ميکنه اگه... يه تختم توي اتاق باشه.