Ladies, as much as I would love to get to the bottom of who it is that you think that I look like and all the kinds of fun that we could be having together, the reason that I'm here is 'cause the Mongoloid tending bar inside said this is the place where I could find the guy who runs the joint.
Damas, por mucho que me encantaría averiguar a quién creen que me parezco y cómo podríamos divertirnos vine porque el mongoloide que atiende el bar dijo que aquí hallaría al encargado de esto.