انا مبدئيا بتخن من تحت و مبحبش ادفع الحساب ولو عايز تقضي معايا ليلة واحدة فأنا بشخر يا استاذ يا استاذ يوسف.
Basically, I will grow fat in a pear shape. I don't like to pay the bill, and if you're looking for a one-night stand, you should know that I snore, Youssef.