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OMG NOL i love u so so much i love ur cheery face and hugs 😘😘😘 @CRAZYmac17
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@TheSandraGal Glad to see that you're having fun in the sun. Water sports are always fun, challenging, and exhilarating. #happiness #beauty
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@JohnGDryden Gud morning sir,,keep smiling!
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Need a new outlet for
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@OccasionalGod isn't that the reason horror is popular? the exhilaration that comes from discomfort is enjoyable -- watch The Green Room :D
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@FilthyFrank My first time watching your vids and i died of laughter. Keep this up dude
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Three days off a month with two ex wives and no home could be worse. I don't know how, but it could #oilandgas
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@RealMichaelKay Annoys me to about the Ortiz tribute too, how would the Oriole fans and organization feel if Yanks did that to them? #awful
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Remember: The life you have is a blessing for #God. Make it a joyful experience regardless of the odds. GBY
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A @FirstBSA not turning up? Why am I not surprised. Late for work again!
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There is something v satisfying about opening an old 'to do'.doc file and being able to check off all the things you have done
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@nigglydz lydiaaaa, we were the only ones that were supposed to know that you make me nervous 😢
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@fleetstreetfox It's buzzing pathetically for sympathy if you let it out it will twirl it's moustache, chuckle and sting you #Psychowasp
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So they #threaten to kill #kapernick for KNEELING. I say every athlete just stop playing until social justice and equality comes forth.
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Pre-game nerves have settled in 😱 i'l be #cheering from home guys πŸ”΄βšͺοΈπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ‰ #AFLCatsSwans #ProudlySydney #goswans @sydneyswans @SwansSupport
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She used to be beautiful, but she lived her life too fast - Forest City Joe #blues #blinddogradio
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@airvistara as always it was indeed a wonderful experience flying with you guys today #bestinbusiness #delight #happyme
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i was just talking about it last week .. how does your outside appearance (ie. dread locks) affect the ability you have to work?
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2 biggest fears: incurable STD's and pregnancy...I mean, they're basically the same thing anyway #forlife #annoying #weirdsmells
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I'm moving this weekend & my sugar daddy will replace it so, it is what it is. Niggas still happy.
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I would like to congratulate the people of Saudi Arabia a happy and a joyous national day. May you all have a great time! #Ψ§Ω„ΩŠΩˆΩ…_Ψ§Ω„ΩˆΨ·Ω†ΩŠ
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Tremor!!!\n #tremor
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@amychozick @jswatz Not a word about terrorism.
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Riding at night has got to be one of the most exhilarating, refreshing things I have ever done.
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My ukulele bag has fallen apart. 😐 WELLL AT LEAST my life hasn't yet!! #optimism
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Mou is too jovial and trying to impress those players too much. No player is bigger than manutd. SAF won't tolerate all this bs @ManUtd
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3:45am and off to the hospital! Elouise's waters have gone! #Labour #LittleSister #superexcited
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@Thebeast_ufc what happened to the suicide tweet it was a joke obviously how could that offend anyone?πŸ€”
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be strong, independant and practical. stop living in your world of fantasy. snap out of it. the faster u get used to the reality, the better
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@jamiesmart Huh! It's always my fault isn't it >:( #sulk
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@OpentheDoorRadi thanks for playing Crock Pot Going #radio #blog #blues #music #indiemusic
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backed pats -2.5 10/11 just before
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ESPN just assumed I wanted their free magazines #offended
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The boys rejoice as badger corner has been reclaimed for our first social of the year #cluboftheyear
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Tiangong 1, China's first space laboratory, will come to a fiery end in late 2017. The average decommissioned satellite either burns ...
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Take my kindness for weakness when you acting silly keeping it 100 ain't your fortΓ© #ChrisBrown #TeamBreezy
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y'all shabazz's name in my phone is 'easy breezy beautiful' & I will not apologize.
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@CarolynTopol Ciara asks was it a sci-fi movie, Julie & Jen just stare, Claire on her phone, Joey bolts when the cab honks. LMAO
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@MCHorseFayse @bockaguyjim @generalgoodsman @nevernotdavid so you were owned by losers on Twitter
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Study finds #awe & #wonder of something greater than self, leads to #creative boosts of expansive thinking. @outsideonline #write #thoreau
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Omg I actually thought she was going to jump. #SouthPark20 #southpark
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@bolain_branden @GrimsToyShow grim should find broken Matt hardy because he can delete everything lol
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everyone hates twice, and i kinda did too but they got bops i'm bumping rn to cheer up
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Another grim & compelling news report by @Nawalf on the blockade of aid to the starving in #Yemen #BBC #dosomethingpoliticans
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i love those #memories that randomly pop\ninto my head , have me #smiling like an\n#idiot for ages 󾌴
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A not very young man compiled info on a smiling baby then a mattress created new evil.
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Bloods boiling
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@LindseySanford @simplymeasured this makes me giggle with glee!
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@NFLonFOX @TheDoctorCarson @FOXSports Easy, breezy, beautiful...
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Sioux Valley wins home competitive #cheer invite with a score of 158. ...Dell Rapids second at 138
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Blake lively is flawless
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@cedricyarbrough We love you! #hilarious We are looking forward to SO much more! #kudos on the #pilot @Speechless_ABC #speechless
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i just spent $40 on big little sis tomorrow and i am beyond happy about it #SAW #mums
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@_jamiebraidwood haha, horrific is all that needs to be said. Glad I'm away to Spain on Sat so missing game πŸΉπŸ•πŸΊβ˜‰β˜‰
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@billie21806 @cnnbrk tell that to your bodies cheering on the deaths of black people by cops. their fear is killing us.
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😩😩😩😩 heads melted, very tired but can't sleep. #nightmare
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Hope was an instinct only the reasoning human mind could kill. An animal never knew despair.
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I can't pull myself out of depression
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quentin i sait aps dire eastpak i dit aspak msk
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@eMilsOnWheels I'm furious 😩😩😩
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mustache_harbor: TiburonChamber plus a hearty pour of #yachtrock by #mustacheharbor !
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If I were assured of your eventual destruction I would, in the interests of the public, cheerfully accept my own.' Sherlock Holmes
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Niggas murking in each other. In murky water, I try to swim.
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@Nick_Offerman I'll be there!! Can't wait for all the #mirth!
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I wanna kill you and destroy you. I want you died and I want Flint back. #emo #scene #anger #fuck #die #hatered
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The ghost of Stefano reflects on the grim indignity of being murdered by corrupt cops in faux love. #days
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@Irenelove83 heres what we can do, Get Brock and Sable to tag team mr and mrs AWOL and watch with glee
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ya boy gets mad tired of pine trees
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@jtkola @danmericaCNN she's still younger and more spry than trump
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@mikeburke91 @AP I guess. It's just heartbreaking the ease with which they can kill an innocent man and get away with it. #indignation
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@D_McMenemy It'll be easy to spot the parade of tiny weans in expensive jammies. Really is hilarious!
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@judahandthelion TONIGHT. Legit can't wait to rage 🀘🏻🀘🏻🀘🏻🀘🏻🀘🏻πŸ”₯
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How can I tell Happy Anniversary, when u are not happy.. #ampalaya #paitpaitanangpeg
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@tbergg1 mine are good rn, gonna be horrid after next week
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@WellerMonica Hi Monica, I write regularly for @ctysmallholding - but not on bees - never dared try them #buzz #HONEY
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.@POTUS Obama describes his temperament as 'steady & on the buoyant side.'
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ima kitchen sink
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@DJ_Musicologist #Disney's 1994 #animated #musical #film #TheLionKing was influenced by #WilliamShakespeare's #Hamlet. Songs by #EltonJohn.
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@partydelightsUK it's 5679787. Cannot DM you as we don't follow each other. Not such a #party #fail #letdown
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troubled soul don't loose your heart 'cause joy and peace he brings and the beauty that's in store outweighs the hurt of life's sting.
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It breaks my heart seeing people down or upset.. I will try my best to make them smile or cheer them up πŸ€—
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Like he really just fucking asked me that.
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@JordySloan love that Jordy #revenge ⚽️
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Grateful for all the hungry people in my life! Hungry to learn, change, grow, help, etc - not sure anybody has it better! #relentless
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Evening all. Don't forget it's #RobinHoodHour TONIGHT 🏹\n\n#bizitalk #bizhour #southyorkshire #MansfieldHour #chirp #sheffieldHour #NottsHour
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Solange is more aesthetically pleasing than your fave.
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@NM_NickNocturne Incentivise people to roam the Internet being morally offended, as if they didn't do it enough already.
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Wanted to get him a cake with sparkling candles but he doesn't like cakeπŸ˜’πŸ˜’. Ruins everything
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Had a coworker look at her phone and say, cheerfully, 'oh look, Kap's getting death threats now.' πŸ™„. Then she goes to say the 49ers are
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Happy Birthday shorty. Stay fine stay breezy stay wavy @daviistuart 😘
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@cc_yandian @HillaryClinton her team must draw from a hat for daily personality #drugged #angry #yeller #quiet #screamer #πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Fatumoriginal there's no sitcom better! If u can't laugh at Sheldon or Leonard then u are sober for real! No two ways about it
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Hate being sober so I popped two
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I love looking at my old statuses on Facebook. The one I have from four years ago on this day was about #glee. I had so many opinions...
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@gypsydragoness wrinkling up. 'Well now, looks here like your name starts with the letter G, eh?' The man smiled up and gave a hearty +
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Honestly depression is kicking my ass lately.. πŸ˜”
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@simon_penn_r @AntisocialJW2 has turned into a rather fiery GG radical)
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The best part of this day, Jesus, is to snuggle up in your embrace...to rest in your arms and know you love me...πŸ’™β€ #sweetEmbrace
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@r0Ils ppl get triggered over u smiling they're irrelevant
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First weekend of fall; let's see if I can stay disciplined to this seasons goals. #fitness #running #sober #Mindset #firstfriday #family
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