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tummy hurts
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i think there`s something wrong with the video, it only loads the first 40-ish seconds
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Just got done discing, found two discs in the last two days. Solid. Wish would treat my koozie better and not throw it around
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No allowed a calculator for this exam despite it containing laths that is impossible to compute in my head.
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I`m sad that I missed you guys last night!
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good morning misfit *passes you Tylenol*
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So tired.
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My tummy hurts
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its not a starfleet one its not even a romulin one its like the random one i dont remember ha. and you cant wear it! lame
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5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy
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happy birthday!!
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Have 3 of the 5 grandbabies again today. 19 month old twins and a 3 1/2 month infant. I love every minute of it too.
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cheeks bakery just closed crazy how williamsburg can support an infinite # of boutiques w/bad clothes and not one decent place 4 a scone
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yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night
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I don`t even want to know WHY you know about VHEMT, but don`t go - we`d miss you
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Yes,... I blame you all
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I just arrived in the office.. I am preparing myself for a very busy day, listening Debussy.... those songs always makes me feel better
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i wish i could find my camera cause i really wanna record some too...
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_Blue - the chauffeur from 'Some Kind of Wonderful' was my idea of a perfect woman
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, OR write a CMS that uses git for versioning check out rails-git. I`d be interested in working on something like that.
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im at home....on a friday night. but it`s all good!
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oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf
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Pretty sure you are hero status... You rock my socks Ms McCain.
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http://twitpic.com/2zemt - aww *-* she has very cute smile
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so. I`m taking my life guarding classes fri (7-9pm) sat (9-6pm) sun (9-4pm) and mon (3-630pm) live eat and breath life guard stuff. yay.
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Last night I had 1/2 a bottle of wine in my house and 2 cocktails. Came home sober but still gonna be sick
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hahaha I didn`t even notice the name - LICE
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Feels like im going to cough up a lung
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YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****
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Lovely night, guys. Full moon thinking about going out onto my roof lol
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http://twitpic.com/4wah5 - haha that`s right
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man i still haven`t seen that movie...too bad i`m at work
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never does anything good school and rabbit it my life cycle dunno how to tune a giutar so i am stuffed
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that`s great!
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People from England can watch this one Thankyou
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the music in the trailer was terrible imo, cheesy handbag house. I was expecting some dnb or hard house
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I took my antibiotics and I still feel like ****
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........ Lala.. Little girl! I love these new songs! I茂驴陆ve answered u ^^ Love to all you freaky twitter guys ;D
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hahahaha! i haven`t been out with my friends since sunday! i`m so lame
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watching my ard earn money dissapear.
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haiszt.. im here in the office doing nothing but tweet haha! fun!
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Adding names to my Twitter account and learning how to use this amazing thing!
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How could they kill him? Hollyoaks made me sad.
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_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow
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i take it you`re not a fan
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`s mum asked us to thank you for introducing us to Kenny`s - we`re having Mother`s Day dinner here
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oh plzzzzz u never had time for me!!!
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_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out
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i get a message that my account is suspended as far as i know i haven`t violated any terms contacting twitter now..
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Ok so I`ve now got a bit of a bad back after lifting all drum hardware into my car downer.
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Does `Real Detroit Weekly` not have a website.....Oh the horror, the horror
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Rachel Alexandra not in Belmont but appearing in Vogue. Best looking model they`ve had in years.
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Photo: I like da cooolooorss and the composition is great scribkin: http://tumblr.com/xyb1qw8cb
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glad you liked the quote (Integrity...) - it was in one of my more productive moments
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I hope you didn`t take that quote personally!! I`ve been throwing them out here and there all day-guess I shoulda waited a bit
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Every time I succeed with a code, I get 'We`re Sorry. Your Credit Card Has Been Declined at this time.'
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man, its weird, Mom`s cooking is giving me so much nutrition but also so much unladylike gas
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no eggs today ... shame was looking forward to a egg and bacon sandwich
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I`ve given the $19.99 question more thought. U may be right. One host provides HD quality to all viewers? Maybe not.
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endodontist should be able to do it without removing it. Just hope my ceramic crown doesn`t shatter some time later
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who knows It makes me sad lol
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after 9 weeks it has finally rained - not quite enough yet but more seems to be coming the garden is very happy about it.
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wow! I`ve joined the photography scene pretty recently so this (large format) makes it even more interesting
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We got JoJo in for free and free drinks for Mom! My kind of night
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hey handsome! I`m packing
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11 30s way early! anyway nigth night love you!
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I think that`s what`s wrong with me. Stuffed up and when I breathe in it feels like a sore throat
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http://twitpic.com/2uzx4 - haha, his heads bigger than yours! awwwh, lol
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Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.
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I know! I`m so slow its horrible. DON`T TELL ON ME!
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Cathylo-fran! I`m glad i can vent out to you about this. Thanks for being here for me bestfriend
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is going to bed soon. happy mothers day to all the mothers <333 ryan less than 3 weeks :]
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Idk i cant do ****
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Did you know that there is a shortage of shells for crabs to use on the beach due to beach combers? It is very sad
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yes it does
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has just finished reading Twilight and thought it was ****...okay, it was alright...okay, i love it and really wanna read the next one
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Oh I`m really tired of these migraines! #Endometriosis & #Fibromyalgia & #Migraines & sleep probs just compoundin ea other since surgery
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doesn`t know what to do this evening & is D R E A D I N G work tomorrow it sucks.
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, Decaf? I can do some teas late but never coffee- Id fly around the room. Justin Timberlake hosted. FUNNY sketch w/ Samberg
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voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset
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This morning is for smiling smugly to oneself. Anyone can join in
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Today is check in day for week 12 of the Artist`s Way! Hurray time to celebrate another good completed journey.
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read twilight and new moon keen to read eclipse and breaking dawn hmm twilight was better then new moon but there still awesome
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Checkin out oramarecords.com. Got a fever and cnt sleep
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Watching mens volleyball on TV. For some reason its not as good as womens beach volleyball. Cant quite place why
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Had an amazing night with my favorite lady friend
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Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr
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#Supernatural at 9:30pm on #Ten.. Counting down..
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sweet! make sure to put some in your bag for me
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yes! fb, ah i miss you
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My dad knows i got drunk today. And i didnt get in trouble.
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im thinking that im going to have fun tonight....and maybe some changes are coming
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. Too bad they never made it over here during the last ten years
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great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!
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Its weird being at the guy`s house without them here. I don`t like it
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_Reece naw missed it and the video cool looking sexy
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Oh, yes... Happy NINE year annivarsary to Hanson`s second studio album, 'This Time Around.'
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argh, sorry, he`s just been a thorn in my side since we got him. rude, mouthy, etc.
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Happy mothers day everybody
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I feel like I need to catch up on twitter haven`t done much of it this weekend!
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