i let out a moist , warm fart today in front of all of my co-workers today . you must be very comfortable in your office ! how did they react ? some ran away in terror . others in disgust . i think i sent one to the er even . at any rate , i was mortified and i am sure i wo n't ever live this tragedy down . i am sorry that you now live in infamy . maybe , with time , they can learn to forgive you .
Passing gas audibly in front of coworkers.