my one year old just learned how to take off her diaper and she smeared poop all over my leg the other day . oh my god , i bet you were grossed out but laughing at the same time . it was so gross ! she had been eating a chocolate granola bar so i thought it was just chocolate . it is funny now , but i was mortified then ! i really hope that is the last time it happens . you and me both !
Mistaking fecal matter for chocolate on someone's face.