on the way home on my bike , i could n't hold it in any longer and i ... went to the bathroom on myself . # 2 . it was horrible . i had another mile to go before i got back to my house . so much to clean up . i felt so mortified ! oh god , i 've been through that . at least , a bike is easy to clean ? yeah , the bike was easy to clean , for sure . took like two minutes . myself on the other hand ... not so much . and the clothes , i almost wanted to throw them away but the jeans are my favorite , so i decided against it . they might not be my favorite anymore though ... oh man . sorry that happened .
An uncontrollable bodily accident occurred while biking home.