i was .. at home alone .. doing some self-pleasuring , if you will ... and my roommate almost walked in on me . i managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me . so happy i did n't have to have that awkward conversation haha good timing by your roommate . does he not knock ? he did .. and i said , `` hold up , '' but i guess he heard something else ? i mean ... c'mon man . it 's annoying . i wish my door had a lock , but it 's some old 1950s apartment complex and everything is old . i guess people from the 50s did n't need to lock their doors . lucky them . but i guess they had lamer porn back then , too . hahahaa that 's funny . i am sure you can install a lick pretty easily if the door is wooden .
Narrowly avoiding an embarrassing situation with the roommate.