`` last weekend , i slipped on some wet grass and slid , hand first , into a pile of dog poop . in front of everyone at a bbq . oh no ! how gross ! that must have been so embarrassing ! were you able to clean yourself up ? it was so awful and disgusting . i actually just left because i was so grossed out that i wanted to go home and take a shower . i can imagine . i would have lost my appetite for sure . that is a crazy story !
Publicly slipping and falling into a pile of dog poop at a social gathering.