my best friend got the prettiest girl in the class . i wish i had his game . i am better looking but he gets the girl every time . i am sure once you clean up your scruffy look you 'll be able to land all the ladies . i thought the mountain-man look was in this year . you think deodorant would help too ? nah , you can forgo deodorant . the media just tells everyone it 's necessary since it 's a poorly known method of government mind control .
His best friend's success with dating the most attractive girl in the class.