it was a nice day so i decided to walk to work recently . i was feeling great until i heard a loud squishy noise . do n't tell me you stepped in dog poop . how did you guess ? i looked down and saw i nailed a fresh steaming pile of dog wonder . well let 's just say my mood quickly turned very foul ! c'mon man , i just finished eating . i hope you took a shower and bought some new shoes .
Stepping in dog poop.