i stripped in front of the cute barista at the coffee shop . i dont think i can return . oh yeah why is that ? did the cops drag you out ? whoops ! ! ! i mean i tripped . what an inconvenient typo ! ! ! i must be so frazzled . hahah stripped sounded so much better but okay tripped ! i gotcha im not that crazy but i do feel kind of dumb . i tripped over my shoestring and spilled coffee everywhere . what a moron .
Tripping over a shoestring and spilling coffee in public.