i was walking down the street the other day and i felt something hit my head . i realized a bird had pooped on me ! i was so shocked . now that is one of the most unfortunate things i 've heard all week . how did you get it out of your hair ? eeww not as unfortunate as what i just heard but thanks . i had to run home and take a shower right away . now i walk around with an umbrella ! that , i think , is a pretty justifiable response honestly , lol . now at the very least all you 'll have to do is clean the umbrella !
A bird unexpectedly pooped on their head while walking down the street.