i picked up this aardvark on the black market . named him arthur . he pooped all over my carpet yesterday . what is a aardvark ? it 's an exotic animal that lives in the rain forests of south america . i was so annoyed because he made quite a mess . probably explains why rain forests are so fertile . i thought so . the name alone sounds so exotic , were you mad that you had to clean pooop ?
Arthur the aardvark pooped all over the carpet.