i had gotten a random call from a girl i had n't talked to since high school . turned out she was in my neck of the woods and wanted to catch up . so i threw on some fresh khakis and air nikes and 2 condoms just in case . turned out it 's always better safe than sorry . that is true , but why the air nikes ? have n't you heard about their effect on women ? no enlighten me please they 're known to cause erectile dysfunction ? there 's chemicals in the laces , dude ! a conspiracy i tell you ! done by obama ! oh man well thankfully i was born with adamantium cartilege ... because she was n't complaining she literally just left bro
Excessive self-confidence and boastfulness about sexual prowess.