my son , the devious scamp , stole 50 cookies from the cookie jar tonight . never been so disappointed in him . 50 ? that might be a world record or something . how did you find out ? well , i was off to the freshly stocked cookie jar and there were none left ! i figured his aching stomach was punishment enough . his agony was quite palpable . i guess he learned his lesson . only eat 25. ha ha .
The son stole 50 cookies from the cookie jar.