i let out a moist , hot , smelly , loud fart in front of all my co-workers today . i do n't think i can ever show my face again . that 's awful . i hope you can find a new job . me too , considering i am bound to get fired , since two of my co-workers were rushed to the er . i thought i was going to die myself . that a fart can hospitalize anyone is pretty impressive . did your story make the local news ?
Passing an extremely foul and disruptive flatulence in the workplace.