the other day at the store a friend called my name and i went over to introduce my daughter to her . aw , that 's nice . did they get along ? well , when i went to introduce her , i called her by the wrong name ! ! i literally felt like crawling under the shopping cart ! oh god , that is horrifying ! i would 've wanted to hide under a rock too !
Calling one's own daughter by the wrong name in front of a friend.