Not a Member of the Kathryn Bigelow Fan Club As she has made Oscar history as the first woman to win an Academy Award for directing, Kathryn Bigelow, the filmmaker behind "The Hurt Locker" and the forthcoming "Zero Dark Thirty," has remained gracious and graceful about her place in the cinematic canon. Not so Bret Easton Ellis, who took to Twitter to deliver his opinion on her films, her gender and her looks: This from a man whose current project features Lindsay Lohan and the porn star James Deen. Lest anyone think that Mr. Ellis is prejudiced against the beautiful, he did like "Argo," helmed by People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive of 2002, Ben Affleck. Curiously, though, Mr. Ellis -- the "Less Than Zero" novelist-turned-professional Twitter provocateur -- did not mention the studliness of the director in his review. The Bagger will refrain from commenting on this until he does. Any time you're ready, Mr. Ellis. Correction: December 6, 2012 An earlier version of this post misstated the given name of the actress in Bret Easton Ellis's current project. She is Lindsay Lohan, not Lindsey.