This week's wackiest web stories: Bringing sexy back (legally) Geek apocalypse At the center of the rebel base where Luke Skywalker took off to destroy the Death Star and save his people from the clutches of Darth Vader, Guatemala is preparing for another momentous event: the end of an age for the Maya. reuters.com Bunker bash Russians pay $1,000 for doomsday party in Soviet bunker news.yahoo.com A mountain of cash The residents of this Serbian mountain region are cashing in on their doomsday locale while they still can. reuters.com Ayatollah "likes" Facebook Facebook - banned in Iran due to its use by activists to rally government opponents in 2009 - has an unlikely new member: Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. reuters.com Sex 'n' Death A Guatemalan funeral home has decided that sex sells everything, including funerals. huffingtonpost.com Sat nav Santa Santa Claus is comin" to town, but you won't be able to find him on your Google Maps. (Nope, not even the version that just came to iPhones). abcnews.go.com Alternative Christmas card list The 15 Most Dangerous People in the World wired.com Third time lucky Oceanside police are searching for an armed man who failed at three carjackings in a Target store parking lot Thursday afternoon. utsandiego.com Con Artist Swedish Fredrik Saker paints driving licence picture bbc.co.uk No more smashed smartphones It's a momentary lapse that can cost hundreds. But the cracked screens that result from dropped iPhones could become a thing of the past thanks to an unlikely invention - an airbag for smartphones. telegraph.co.uk Raiders of the Lost postbag Last week, a mysterious package arrived at the University of Chicago. Addressed to Henry Walton Jones Jr., the brown-paper-wrapped package featured Egyptian postage and was tied with old-fashioned string. news.yahoo.com