A poem to Kate and Wills Wapping cheered when news did greet us that the Duchess is now truly up the duff. "Kate is pregnant!" we all shouted. All this time, we never doubted that the Royal seed would ever be rebuffed. Did you ask the Queen for her seal of approval or just decide on Royal protection removal on a whim one steamy night in Anglesey? I know my questions are quite rotten But the press has just forgotten All the findings of the Leveson Inquiry