Caption Contest: Obama Places an Order I'll gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today! Now remember if you, your family or your friends have a birthday donate it my campaign. What do you mean I have to pay now instead of later? Fire it up, I need it to go I told you I was putting the middle class back to work. Just look at all of you working your minimum wage jobs. Shhhh...Let the messiah speak. Do you have any jobs opening up in January? This is the only Executive Order by Obama I approve of.