Cloclo, Think Like A Man, Chernobyl Diaries Think Like a Man, *** 12A cert, 122 min Anyone resistant to the idea of an African-American He's Just Not That Into You - it's also derived from a dating-advice book - will be shocked to find some actual comedy here. Obviously, it's no one's idea of an education. The plotting is lockstep-drab, and every self-promoting appearance by the book's author, Steve Harvey, downright embarrassing. Still, director Tim (Barbershop) Story is the right man for the job, and his cast go at it with nothing to lose. Kevin Hart's pint-sized ladykiller is so relentlessly on that you wonder what they were feeding him, unless it was the grub that was being wrested away from Jerry Ferrara (Entourage) to make him lose half a Jerry Ferrara. As comfort-blanket romcoms go, it is the rare one that will not bring you out in a rash. Chernobyl Diaries, *** 15 cert, 86 min Klaxons of tastelessness should sound at the whole idea of director Brad Parker's gimmicky horror roller‑coaster, which packs a bunch of party kids off on an illegal tour of the Pripyat fallout zone. Night falls and things get weird. On one level, the idea of a tasteful horror movie is a self-defeating contradiction; on another, presenting Chernobyl's deformed victims as deranged cannibal mutants is really pushing it. For a film with radioactive bears running around, it's often strangely dull, though the final descent into the concrete maw of the reactor itself is memorably hellish. Where Do We Go Now?, * 12A cert, 110 min Nadine Labaki's follow-up to Caramel is this broad-as-a-bus comedy about a group of Lebanese women, some Christian, some Muslim, who quell religious tensions between their menfolk with a string of tortuously whacky ploys. The result is beyond disastrous, like some unholy attempt by Adam Sandler to update Lysistrata. 12A cert, 80 min A nostalgic advertorial for the recently refurbished (and very admirable) Electric Cinema in Birmingham, disingenuously billed as a documentary about British independent cinema. Also released Victim (15 cert, 86 min) Escape-the-ghetto British gangster flick... The Rise and Fall of a White-Collar Hooligan (18 cert, 81 min) ... and another, with nuttings.