Volvo Ocean Race: 10 questions for skippers ... Iker Martinez, Team Telefonica Lyrics: I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Fancy big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all Who is the most irritating member of your crew? It is difficult to say - everyone is different. We tend to get most angry with Diego Fructuoso (pictured below), our media crew member, because he is always in a difficult position doing our food or asking us to do things we don't want to do. So the best and the worst moments on board are probably with him! The thing you least like doing on board? I don't like NOT being able to sleep and NOT being able to have a shower. How do you relax on board? The only way to relax is to sleep. If not, you are always active, either on deck driving or down below looking at the route or the weather. The only relaxed time is sleeping time. The Volvo route I would most like to race? We are doing this race because we all want to go down into the south. If it didn't go there, we might as well do the Copa del Rey. I really like the Volvo for going into the south. The best thing about these boats is ... ? These Volvo 70s have a very good compromise between speed and safety in the strong conditions. They are very good on the wide angles. Nicest surprise? The nice surprises are normally related to our progress. But most of us on this boat are Spanish and the nicest surprise was hearing back in October that the terrorists in the Basque country had renounced arms and the end of violence. That was the best surprise.