Celebrity Night at Cafe Red, Trafalgar Studios, review It's likely that after watching Lily Bevan's new play you'll never look at squirrels in quite the same way again. It is set in a little French-themed restaurant, and we follow three tables of people who've come to eat on the celebrity-chef night. There's a couple on a six-month anniversary, a first date and a group of friends on a birthday treat. Chef Roly Ryan is the star attraction. It sounds like it might be a nice evening for the all, but everything that could possibly go wrong, does. Roly turns out to be a drugged-up mess whose duck roulade with raisins and kumquats is a disaster. He dreamt it up on Christmas day at his parents when he mistook a duck for a turkey and was forced to raid the cupboards for ingredients to go with it. The main course is squirrel, and it's safe to say it's not exactly a hit. There are some sparky lines and it's almost impossible to keep your eyes off Mike Wozniak's Roly, a kind of cross between a hippie and Alan Partridge. But the nicest moments of the evening come from the mute waitress played by Alys Metcalf, who opens her mouth only to sing little French ditties in an attempt to release the mounting tension. Metcalf is also a gifted mime artist and she and Fred Machin as the Maitre d" steal the show with some hilariously off-kilter sketches. There's not a lot to this production, but it will certainly make you laugh - and if it makes you think twice about going for dinner at themed restaurants, there's no harm in that.