You Write the Caption - 28/09/12 - Sport - The Independent Competition closes on 4 October. The winner will be announced in Saturday's paper, 6 October. Just for your information, here's the real caption: Sergio Garcia (left) and Rory McIlroy of Europe check out a smart phone during a photo call ahead of the 39th Ryder Cup at Medinah Country Golf Club on September 25, 2012 in Medinah, Illinois. Andrew Redington/Getty Images