Are you a geek? Take our test to find out Ron Weasley at the age of 30. WHEN Jesus said "the meek shall inherit the Earth," he actually meant to say "the geek shall inherit the Earth." At least, that's what all our geeky friends would like to think. Geeks are more common nowadays than they ever were in the past, thanks to the invention of the interwebs. Come to think of it, if you snorted in derision at my use of the word "interwebs" there, you may very well be a geek yourself. It's hard to know for sure though. So we've drawn up an easy test you can take to settle the issue once and for all. There are 40 questions. Answer "yes" to ten of them and you are officially a rabid geek. There's nothing wrong with that, by the way. You didn't choose the geek life. The geek life chose you. These guys are geeky as hell and proud of it. WOW is something you play, not something you say, right? Do your friends and family members rely on you for tech advice? Is Firefly the best TV show ever? Does quantum theory make sense to you? Are you better at fantasy football than you are at the real thing? I have no idea what I'm doing out here. Pedig edhellen? tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'? If the answer to either question is "yes," take a point. Do you have a crush on Natalie Portman? Is your IQ higher than 130? Have you ever argued about the respective strengths and weaknesses of Kirk, Picard, Janeway and Sisko? Have you written "Jedi" as your religion on a Census form? Thought I was fibbing on that Census form, didn't you? Are your glasses horrendously outdated? BASIC is a noun, not an adjective, right? Have you ever attended a convention? Have you ever watched anime without a perplexed look on your face? Can you name all the actors who have played Doctor Who? HOW could you forget my name, doofus? I'm the easy one! Do you know what Midi-Chlorians are? Claim a bonus point if you have an opinion about their usefulness as a plot device. Have you ever collected comic books? Do you own a model lightsaber or a Darth Vader mask? Is your facial hair outrageously unkempt? Can you remember all the characters' names in A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones? I can name Hodor. Hodor. Are you unbeatable at Trivial Pursuit? Do you wear T-shirts with sci-fi-related puns on them? Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube? Take another point if you dominated it in less than five minutes. Are you a gamer? Be honest now. FIFA counts. Quoted Yoda, have you? Quote him all the time, I do. Have you ever written fanfiction? Take another point if it was erotic. Are you a scientist, or even a wannabe scientist? Are you a grammar Nazi? Have you read The Silmarillion? Take a bonus point if you made it through the whole thing. Do you think elves are sexy? Prepare to be shot through the heart, baby. Do you know the value of Pi beyond two decimal places? Have you played Dungeons and Dragons? Have you seriously tried to use the Force? Do you actually know what Cosplay is? Have you ever said the sentence "Live long and prosper?" We haven't been doing a lot of prospering lately, captain. Do the words "do a barrel roll" mean anything to you? Have you ever worn thongs with socks? Have you ever been a member of a chess club? Are you snobby about computer browsers? Is your life meaningless without a wi-fi connection? So what's the verdict?