Drunk at work? No problem: Union contracts gone wild Los Angeles County Federation of Labor, Teamsters General President James Hoffa Jr. speaks during a march and rally by labor union supporters in Los Angeles Mar. 26, 2011. (Reuters) Defending workers" rights is a noble mission. But sometimes labor unions take it too far. Here are some of our favorite examples of labor union contracts "gone wild." 1) Three strikes and you're still not out. Believe it or not, an overly generous clause slipped into the teacher Master Agreement in 1997, basically states that Bay City School Teachers (Michigan) can be caught drunk at work up to five times before they get sacked. In Florida, a teacher who showed up to class plastered and then started "dirty dancing" with her students may end up teaching again, thanks to her union's excellent negotiating skills. Bay City School teachers (again in Michigan) managed to negotiate a union contract where they could be caught in possession of, or under the influence of, drugs three times before they lost their job. No shows at work Dozens of Miami-Dade County employees often don't bother to show up for work, and instead, opt to spend their time working as union reps, on the taxpayers" dime. County Commissioner Esteban Bovo told Florida Watchdog this is costing taxpayers anywhere from $12 million to $24 million annually.