Ron Burgundy's memoir: the 15 best lines 2) "I think everyone in the world took it for granted that I would not have the balls to write the book. I've got the balls, big hairy misshapen balls in a wrinkly sack. This book is a testament to my giant balls. 3) "If you're looking for fluff to take to the beach, check out the Holy Bible." 4) "Fortunately for me meeting women has never been a real issue. I am a very big deal. I have been for some time. When you are the number one news anchor in San Diego you are basically a rock star. 5) "I carry a picture of Buffy Sainte-Marie in my wallet and I'm not even Catholic." 6) "If I had to guess at what body part ... women were attracted to most I would have to say it was my hair." 7) "Women on the whole tend to be more emotional than men. I may be the rare exception. I'm more better at emotional stuff than women. IN PICTURES: Steve Martin's best films 8) "Being awake in Canada offers nothing more than watching the sands of your mortality pass through the hourglass until it's empty. There is nothing to be hopeful about. 9) "America is the birthplace of Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, Humphrey Bogart, The Dust Bowl, The Hollywood Bowl, The Super Bowl. Oh, greatest country! 10) "Our babies have gotten uglier. I don't know why this is but you can't deny it's happening. Is it inbreeding? Is it high levels of newfangled foodstuffs like yogurt and lettuce? 11) "Bears are not cool with disco lights and Donna Summer. That's a bear fact not everyone knows. 12) "I've slept with more women than six Wilt Chamberlains." 13) "My hair was the principal cause for the overthrow of the Chilean government in "73. ... Look it up." 14) "The Holy Bible teaches us that marriage was invented by Helen of Troy to keep men from ruling over Canaan. It's in Deuteronomy somewhere, I believe. 15) "I invented the Wonderbra and the Supersoaker on the same day." Ron Burgundy: Let Me Off at the Top is published by Century. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, starring Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and Kristen Wiig is released in the UK on December 18 2013.