7 people who weren't dressed for the occasion Women's Institute. Picture: The Sun Source: Supplied Women dress up as pirates for piracy talk. Awks Other faux pas include Becks, Big Willie, Kyle When have you dressed poorly for the situation? AS A former hostage of Somali pirates, ex-sea captain Colin Darch has a grim tale to tell. So he was stunned to arrive at a Women's Institute meeting in Devon, England, and find the members wearing eye patches, wigs and fake wooden legs while brandishing plastic cutlasses. They had been told their 75-year-old guest would be talking to them about piracy - so several turned up in fancy dress. The horrified women then discovered he was there to discuss how he was savagely beaten and held at gunpoint during a 47-day ordeal in the Indian Ocean in 2008. Naturally, this got us thinking about other occasions on which people weren't dressed appropriately. Singer Victoria Adams, Posh Spice from band Spice Girls is taken out to dinner by fiance, Manchester United player David Beckham while in France with England team for 1998 World Cup Source: Supplied David Beckham turns up for the France World Cup in a dress. Generally you pack a jersey, shorts, socks, boots. But he added a sarong to his kit bag. Oh, Bridget. Picture: Miramax Source: Supplied Bridget Jones arrives at a Vicars and Tarts costume party, unaware that the theme had been scrapped. Poor Bridget. Picture: John Grainger Source: Willie Mason is a picture of professionalism as he arrives at the Surry Hills Police Station to cooperate with investigations into a rape claim. The Bulldogs are savaged by the media and the public as a rabble. Perhaps a suit may have been more appropriate. Prince Harry. Nazi costume. Self explanatory. Jason Russell, the maker behind KONY 2012, had a naked meltdown last year. Picture: TMZ Source: Supplied Filmmaker Jason Russell of KONY 2012 fame turned up to capture the Ugandan warlord without his clothes on. The documentarian's infamous naked meltdown derailed the viral campaign. As for Kony, well, it's 2013, and he's still out there. Picture: Sam Mooy Source: The Daily Telegraph Kyle Sandilands rocks to an event with Julia Gillard pretending to be dressed as the Easter Bunny but instead wears the inside of a coconut. What did we miss? Feel free to hound @christoforpaine on Twitter with Daily Mail