Quiet, please, while we dance on your Ashes grave THE rubber was as dead as Test cricket is supposed to be. But that didn't stop the biggest recorded crowd in the game's history showing up to the MCG yesterday for the Boxing Day Test. T20's frivolities, with its reduced field and inflated scoring rates is supposed to bring the people back, but 91,092 sat through a day when England could barely score at more than 2.5 runs an over, the stumps didn't play jingle bells every time a wicket fell and only three sixes were scored from 90 long overs.