Milan striker puts foot in it to make news again AC Milan's Mario Balotelli (right) argues with AS Roma's Kevin Strootman. Aussies annihilate Poms, again . . . Stuart Broad has trouble walking, again . . . Shane Flanagan sent to the bin . . . Sharks desperate to get on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. AC Milan striker Mario Balotelli is one of the most eccentric characters in the football world, and his latest episode won't surprise anyone who has followed his career. During a Serie A match against AS Roma on Monday, Balotelli's favourite newspaper clippings of his football career were for all to see; on his boots. Dozens of newspaper headlines were made into a collage and printed on to his boots for the match which ended in a 2-2 draw. The headline 'Why Always Me?', which was seen on a T-shirt Balotelli showed the crowd after scoring a goal, was clearly visible on the his inside right heel. The Miami Heat will be the first team allowed by the NBA to have nicknames on the back of their jerseys. In their match against the Boston Celtics set down for January 21, Miami Heat shooting guard Ray Allen is set to wear a jersey with the name 'J. Shuttleworth' on the back of it. Basketball and movie fans from the 1990s will make the connection that Jesus Shuttleworth was the name of the character Allen played in Spike Lee's 1998 sports-drama film He Got Game. It's rumoured that LeBron James will have "King James" on the back of his jersey. Jerseys are on sale for around $110, and essentially it's a way for the Heat to make some more money by convincing fans to buy yet another strip for their beloved team. Either way, it will be a pretty cool sight to see Ray Allen's movie character take the court in the new year. No mention whether Spike or He Got Game co-star Denzel Washington will make an appearance. Liverpool striker Luis Suarez this week signed a new five-year contract with the Reds, albeit without his knowledge. A Liverpool fan asked the Uruguayan star for an autograph as he was accepting an award from supporters at Arsenal's Emirates Stadium this week. Within minutes the fan put a photo up on Twitter of the piece of paper claiming he had in his hand a contract confirming Suarez would stay at Anfield for the next five years. With one side of the paper folded underneath out of Suarez's view, the crafty fan wrote beforehand "I hereby commit my future for the next five years to Liverpool Football Club." The piece of paper probably won't hold too much legal credibility but you can't blame the fan's tenacity given Suarez's hot form of late. Usain Bolt has come up against some pretty stiff competition in his illustrious career. He's won back-to-back Olympic gold medals in the 100 metres and 200m with world records in both. He's come up against a virtual cheetah, Prince Harry and Mickey Rourke. But a bus in Buenos Aires? Bolt limbered up before his showdown in front of hundreds of spectators on a busy street in the Argentina capital. Bolt never got out of third gear in the race but had to make some effort to beat the bus, which had dozens of passengers on it, over the line. Still intent on defending his crown at Rio, Bolt's race against machine was only a warm-up for a race against humans; which he won comfortably over 120m. The Celibate Rifles. The Celibate Rifles (aka Five Languages). Summer, surf, the Celibate Rifles . . . you know it makes sense. Living in the land of the living dead. - @EarsMcEvoy