1) Kiwi trunder Kyle. 2) Committed full-back Danny 3) Detroit techno minimalist Jeff 4) Singalonga piano entertainment powerhouse Mrs Answers to the usual address, winner gets a signed photograph* of Heather Mills. T&C No actual photograph is on offer, signed or otherwise An email! From Matthew Sinclair: "Thanks for taking one for the team. Hope it's blackcurrant lemsip. With not much of interest on the field, time to get out the old Auckland jokes. What's the difference between the moon and Auckland? The moon has more atmosphere. And a yoghurt? The yoghurt has more culture. Test series will be 3-0 to England surely. Can't take 20 wickets with this medium dross. Yeah, hard to see New Zealand winning a Test unless England do something really disgusting with the bat. Oh, and lemon, actually: the simple classic. OVER 22: ENG 111/2 (Cook 45* Root 1*) Trott looks annoyed with, and surprised at, himself as he walks off. It brings Joe Root to the crease. He's timing it nicely off front and back foot right away, albeit that he picks out the fielders on a couple of occasions. Trott c Watling b Southee 38 Well that was a surprise. Tim Southee back into the attack, first ball is a full floater outside off. Trott aims an uncharacteristically loose drive at it and BJ Watling - who may well have the gloves in the Tests - takes a good low catch as the ball dies on him. OVER 21: ENG 109/1 (Cook 44* Trott 38*) Mills back on and, while there is no threat, there are just three runs. OVER 20: ENG 106/1 (Cook 43* Trott 36*) Couple of singles, then Nathan McCullum pulls out in his delivery stride. Did I mention: brother Brendon has a side strain so BJ Watling is keeping the wicket. Brendon is on the field. Short wide ball keeps low but that doesn't stop Trott cutting it for four. On the subject of Kiwi injuries, Martin Guptill is out with a hamstring strain and has also, I understand, had an operation on his thumb. He's going to miss the Test series; a blow for NZ in my opinion, I would rate him behind only Taylor and Williamson in their batting. And the mighty Jesse of course, but he will not figure. OVER 19: ENG 99/1 (Cook 42* Trott 30*) New Zealand either unwilling or unable to make any impact on the game, continuing with the modest dobbers of Franklin. Two off this over, but if you think you are going to bore Cook and Trott into doing something silly, then you clearly haven't been paying attention to England cricket over the last few years. OVER 18: ENG 97/1 (Cook 41* Trott 29*) Four runs off Nathan McCullum's over. He's been allowed to just do his thing. It's not a particularly exciting thing, but he's doing the thing well enough. OVER 17: ENG 93/1 (Cook 38* Trott 28*) Streaky four for Cook as he outside-edges the ball through the slip region and a couple more singles off the over. OVER 16: ENG 87/1 (Cook 33* Trott 27*) Another brick in the wall for the Kiwis as Trott and Cook take a couple singles off Nathan McCullum before Cook dabs him for four to third man. Another single, seven off the over and that is the drinks break. For me, it's a Lemsip in a small plastic cup out of the coffee machine in the Telegraph's cavernous, empty office. Living. The. Dream. Is anybody out there? Do write in if you like. OVER 15: ENG 80/1 (Cook 27* Trott 26*) James Franklin comes on for a trundle. He drifts legside and Trott just helps the ball on its way for four. Five off the over all told. OVER 14: ENG 75/1 (Cook 26* Trott 22*) England haven't gone after Nathan McCullum, but then they don't need to. Four singles, no risk whatsoever. 25 balls for Trott's 22 so far; the man is a LIABILITY. 155 runs in the series from 188 balls. I mean, seriously. What more do you want? OVER 13: ENG 71/1 (Cook 24* Trott 20*) Kane Williamson is on and Trott skilfully reverse sweeps his first ball for four. A firm cut next ball brings him three and there's a couple of singles in a nine-run over. England barely out of second gear here and this pair looking in total command. OVER 12: ENG 62/1 (Cook 23* Trott 12*) Four singles off the Nathan McCullum over. OVER 11: ENG 58/1 (Cook 21* Trott 10*) First bad ball that Ellis has bowled, too wide and Trott drives that for an attractive four through cover. Trott starting to get his legside tucks and dinks going, picks up a one and a two. I fully expect this pair to do a thoroughly professional job and take England near to this total. OVER 10: ENG 50/1 (Cook 20* Trott 3*) Early bowl for Nathan McCullum, who cannot be relishing it on this small park, but Trott is happy to play it cool, blocking five balls and sweeping a single off the last one. At this stage, Kiwis were 18/3. Only one side in this at the time of writing, although stranger things have happened... OVER 9: ENG 49/1 (Cook 20* Trott 2*) Decent fare from Ellis, who has brought some control back to the situation for NZ. Trott cannot get the first four balls away, couple of mistimed cuts, and although he takes a single off the fifth ball, there is no further score in the over. OVER 8: ENG 48/1 (Cook 20* Trott 1*) Southee changes ends, coming on in place of Mills. Offers width to Cook and he cuts it hard for four. Couple of decent balls up in the blockhole. Scott Styris, on Sky co-comm, reports that he saw Jonathan Trott's dad this morning. Trott senior is a coach at an Auckland cricket club and was there doing his stuff this morning, Scott's not to sure if he has made it along to the ground or not yet. It comes as no surprise that Jonathan's dad is a dedicated fellow who takes his duties seriously. Nick Knight adds that "he is a lovely man." If he does make it to the ground, Mr Trott will have no problem getting a seat: it's an oddly poorly attended fixture on a perfect day with the series in the balance. OVER 7: ENG 44/1 (Cook 16* Trott 1*) Better over for the Kiwis. Trott comes in and takes a tight single first ball. One to Cook, too. Bell c Rutherford b Ellis 24 Bowling change does the trick for the Kiwis, albeit with an assist from the batsman. A long hop from Andrew Ellis and Bell has hit it right at deep square leg. Top edge, regualtion catch in the deep and it's FOW 42/1 Bell hung around for a bit because someone - either in the team dugout or maybe Cook - told him to wait and see if it was a no ball. It was terribly tight, but was a legitimate delivery. OVER 6: ENG 40/0 (Cook 15* Bell 22*) Sensational shot from Bell! Drives Southee's overpitched delviery back down the ground, straight as an arrow and hit very hard indeed. The bowl tries to field in his follow-through and eats dirt. Too short now and that's pulled for a couple. Quick single and Cook leaves a good cherry. OVER 5: ENG 33/0 (Cook 15* Bell 15*) Poor over from Mills. Cook dabbles a leg side ball away for four, then a wide down leg. Now too full outside off and Cook drives that one away for another four. Mills cannot get two balls in the same place, and now it's back to the legside, Cook tucking that off the pads for another cheap two. OVER 4: ENG 22/0 (Cook 5* Bell 15*) Tim Southee continues, again it's comfortable for Bell. 80 mph, and at that pace you simply cannot afford to drop short, as Southee does second ball. Bell pulls that away with elan. Nice pitch, modest attack, small ground, pressure off, Bell will make hay here alright. OVER 3: ENG 17/0 (Cook 4* Bell 11*) Pretty friendly stuff from Kyle Mills, not much more than brisk medium and Bell is able to take some liberites. He smears a chunky inside edge away for four over leg and then picks the ball up with a cheeky flick that sails splendidly into the midwicket stands for a six. Smallish boundaries and this could become a bit of a cakewalk if New Zealand cannot take some wickets pronto. OVER 2: ENG 7/0 (Cook 4* Bell 1*) Nice and full for Tim Southee as he searches for swing; and swing there is. Indeed, he is having some problems controlling the hoop of the ball. A wide swings down leg, a wide swings outside off, both to Cook. The left-hander eventually gets one he can reach and plants it past point for a couple. It's going to take something pretty spectacular for NZ to win from here. OVER 1: ENG 3/0 (Cook 2* Bell 1*) Kyle Mills begins for New Zealand. Cook is off the mark first ball with a clip to long leg. Two further singles in the over and it's a quietly confident start from the England pair as they set off in pursuit of this small total. 05.00 Morning all. NZ made 185 all out. We'll be bringing you England's chase shortly. Steven Finn bowled beautifully to take three for 27. The Kiwis could not get going at all - they were 11/3 after seven overs. Brendon McCullum was brilliant once again, scoring 79 off 68 balls. But you could legitimately ask if he should be batting higher than six: he came in today in the 23rd over with the Black Caps 64/4 and the game already slipping from their grasp.