Not Coming Soon to a Theater Near You The Austrian Oscar nominee Christoph Waltz hosted "Saturday Night Live" over the weekend and the director who gave him his big break here, Quentin Tarantino, was not spared. The show included this preview for "Djesus Uncrossed," the god (father) of all historical revenge fantasies. "He's risen from the dead, and he's preaching anything but forgiveness," goes the tagline. As a machine gun-toting Jesus H. Christ ("The H is silent"), Mr. Waltz wipes away bad guys including Jay Pharoah as Samuel L. Jackson as Judas. The fake movie even includes reviews from real critics: our own A.O. Scott apparently called it "a less violent Passion of the Christ.'"