Honku Offerings to the End of No-Honking Traffic Signs Well beeped, City Room readers. On the occasion of the city's decision to take down those seemingly unavailing "No Honking" signs, we asked you to send us a Honku or two to mark the moment. You responded in droves, with extreme literary alacrity. Here is some of your work: Stuck on Lexington Man in front has stopped to text Gonna use the horn ScottFromNY, Brooklyn Bumper sticker says, "Honk if you love Jesus!" But What would Jesus do? Madine, Boston Hey. all you drivers! Will you play that phrase again? I'm transcribing this. David, Somerville, MA If I wanted loud I would open my closet See my old plaid suit? Ira Leviton, New York One hand clapping's sound, Is traffic honking madly At a deaf person. (Of course I'm honking With crazed inaccuracy, About hand clapping; One hand clapping's sound Is five pigeons, taking wing, Startled by car horns.) Dan Stackhouse, New York City you honk from behind makes my teeth grind edge to edge I want to move too eliza, ny Canadian geese, Thinking their relatives near, Honky-tonk hello. whimsicaljackson, jefferson, ny Great job cab driver They are going faster now!! Actually.....nope. Amber, Manhattan, NY My impatience grows Admiring the bright green glow Firmly my horn blows. RRK, Philadelphia Honk your horn! she cried Honk it yourself! he replied A soundless union. Lifeboat No. 6, Adrift in the Mid-Atlantic Varick St 4p on Friday You don't get to honk, you jerks I'm still at my desk Brett, Brooklyn The philosophy "I honk therefore I am" was never very sound. Carol Weston, New York Sweet sound of silence. Traffic moving without prompts. N Y.C. pipe dream Marville, Gilboa And here are a couple of honorable mentions that do not exactly obey the 5-7-5 syllable rule but moved us nonetheless: two short - hello goodbye two longer - wake up one long - anger horn talk al arioli, woodstock, ny