Geek creates rude place names world map The Vaguely Rude Place Names of the World map. SELF professed geek creates a map showing all the places in the world with vaguely rude names. Put together your own tour. Londoner Gary Gale - a "geo-technologist and self professed geek with a life" says in his biography that he has had a lifelong affair with maps since discovering the Harry Beck map of the London underground on the back of the London A-Z Atlas at an early age. He now works as the director of Web and Community for Nokia. But we like this side project much more. It's called the Vaguely Rude Place Names Of The World map. Think he left one off? Tell us about the towns you know with rude names below. Bumbang in Victoria - stand proud. You made the map. As did West Mid Intercourse Island in WA, Tittybong and Spanker Knob. There's quite a few towns called Semen, there's a Climax and and Arsoli. There's a Bum, Poo and a town called Wankie. There's a Wet Beaver Creek, a Bottom and an Anus. There's Shag Point, Condom, Brown Willy and Slut. But best of all we like the town in Iran called Shit. Take a look at Gary Gale's naughty map. We promise it will make your Monday much better.