No formula to week of predictable highs and lows Fat fingers: Twitter newbie Phil Jackson. Vettel gets blood racing . . . Tiger no longer looking out for No.1 . . . Black Caviar farewells Melbourne in (usual) style . . . Socceroos keep World Cup qualifying interesting . . . Talk of zero sanctions sanctioned by Bombers . . . Hayne plane going nowhere . . . Black day for the Black Caps. Sugar was one of the lucky few to secure tickets to the final Sydney derby of the A-League season on Saturday night. The 5.51 train from Central to Parramatta was full of Sydney FC fans in full voice and a not-insignificant police presence. And how did it all turn out, you ask? Just fine. This punter saw police officers engaged in friendly conversation with the Cove en route, even while the Sky Blues chants were in full flight. The odd Wanderers fan who crossed their path? Some good-natured banter, nothing more and nothing less. While some segments of any crowd (in any code) are always going to misbehave, surely they should be treated as the exception, not the rule. The only patron on that train to be moved on by police was a passenger complaining in no uncertain terms about the noise. And besides, isn't this exactly the sort of passion the ARU was looking for with John Williamson's Waltzing Matilda when the Wallabies were at the peak of their powers? Legendary former Chicago Bulls coach Phil Jackson might be beyond criticism for most things but his first foray into the Twitterverse wasn't quite as successful as his efforts with the likes of Jordan and Pippen. "11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs," he posted on Thursday, possibly after a few celebratory ales following Chicago snapping the Miami Heat's 27-match winning streak. Without wanting to judge old Phil too harshly for something we've all done, it should also be pointed out he's selling himself a touch short. In addition to the 11 championships he won as a coach with the Bulls and Lakers, Jackson also won two rings as a player with the New York Knicks in 1970 and 1973. Never had No One Ever? Or more a case of English blood, Irish heart? He might not have been well enough to complete his American tour, but ill health wasn't enough to stop Morrissey catching up with his newly discovered cousin, Robbie Keane, at an Ireland World Cup qualifier against Austria in Dublin this week. Stephen, as he's known to his nearest and dearest, wrote on his website recently that he had traced his ancestry back to Dublin, discovering that his father was a cousin of Keane's late grandfather, Thomas Nolan. England football supporters have been reported to FIFA for racist chants about Rio Ferdinand and his brother Anton during the 2-2 midweek draw in Montenegro. Rio was recalled by England following the retirement of Chelsea's John Terry, who was at the centre of a court case for racially abusing Anton, but pulled out before the match. When does a forehand become a backhand? Or is it the other way around? Sugar can't quite tell, but will happily keep watching for some time to work it out. Agnieszka Radwanska's miracle shot at the Sony Open in Florida this week was one for the ages. And the best bit? You can even watch this one without muting the sound. Search: Radwanska hot shot 2013. Emotional Circus was a victim of a slowly run race but still managed to storm home at Warwick Farm first-up. The talented mare will relish the bigger Rosehill circuit, and with a clear run and an ounce of luck in the home straight will take holding out in the final event on Saturday. The Rubens. There have been three Reubens in Ears' life - Reuben a pet axolotl, Reuben sandwiches and Reuben Kincaid (the only honest manager in the music industry - see the Partridge Family). These Rubens come in fourth - which is a pretty good rating. They may have been higher if they used an 'e' before the 'u'.