'Quit moping', Leo tells R-Patz, Amanda Bynes advised to get off Twitter, Alexa Ray Joel talks about media bullying Robert Pattinson needs to get out of LA to get over ex-flame Kristen Stewart, says pal Di Caprio. GLOBAL GOSS: The stars are dishing out the advice: Leonardo Di Caprio has told Robert Pattinson to decamp to Miami to get over his split from Kristen Stewart, while ex-hellraiser Nick Stahl has some sage words for troubled Amanda Bynes. Meanwhile, funk producer Niles Rodgers confesses how he offended Madonna by not trying to sleep with her. Leonardo DiCaprio has told Robert Pattinson to pick himself up, shave off his beard, put on a nice suit, and get over Kristen Stewart once and for all. The model-lovin' actor reportedly got on the phone to R-Patz imploring him to get out of LA (and away from memories of Stewart) and move to Miami for the Northern Hemisphere summer to be in closer proximity to him and his multitude of model er, mates. No word yet on whether Pattinson, who is said to be "moping around LA" since the split. has taken up on the offer. Troubled former actress Amanda Bynes has been evicted from her apartment in the latest in a series of legal dramas. Formerly troubled actor Nick Stahl has some advice for Amanda Bynes. Get off Twitter and get back to talking to, you know, real people (there's something in that advice for all of us). The Terminator 3 star - who has struggled with drugs, alcohol and other personal issues in the last year - says, quite sensibly, that Bynes' habit of constantly chronicling her every waking move isn't healthy, and she should spend her time reconnecting with friends and family instead. But he reckons she can get through it, just like he did. She'll figure it out. She's young. Here's hoping. Nile Rodgers says the Queen of Pop helped him get back on his feet following addiction problems. Funk legend Nile Rodgers has revealed that he annoyed the hell out of Madonna purely by not trying to have sex with her. Rodgers, who produced the icon's 1984 classic Like A Virgin, said that Madonna was seriously offended, bleating, "Why don't you want to f**k me? Everyone wants me. Rodgers, who must have been the only person through the 1980s not to have a crack at the star, said: "One time I slept with a really beautiful artist I was working with and it was a really wrong thing to do. So, I didn't work like that. Rodgers, who says he and Madonna are still good mates, credits the Queen of Pop for getting him off drugs and alcohol after he passed out at her 38th birthday party. I don't remember any of this. But I was told I was carried out of Madonna's house. It was the most embarrassing night of my life. I have never had a drink or taken drugs since. Alexa Ray Joel (L) with her father, Billy Joel, at the Tony Awards in New York. Picture: AP/Diane Bondareff Source: AP Alexa Ray Joel has spoken about her experiences with bullying and plastic surgery. The musician daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, told a US magazine that she was bullied over her looks by the media, forcing her to resort to plastic surgery (she won't say the extent, but says says she has had a nose job). "The media was a little rough on me," said Joel. They used to pick on my looks, and I used to care too much about how they perceived me. Nasty pastie Perez Hilton was particularly harsh (he once wrote "It must suck when your mom's a supermodel" over a photo of Joel). Perez Hilton labeled me a s**t. I was 19 when he called me that, and it was hard. I know what it feels like to be bullied and to be bullied by the media on a very large scale. As a result, "I didn't perform my own music for a while." Now 27, Joel says that it was a "public breakup" with a boyfriend that led to her hospitalisation in 2009 when she reportedly attempted suicide. I used to care too much what other people thought of me. Now is a time when I'm starting over. It's a rebirth. I no longer feel like I'm hiding in the shadows of my parents. Johnny Depp has turned 50. In news to make most of us feel positively ancient, Johnny Depp turned 50 over the weekend. Yes, you read right. He's 50. Sheesh.