The cheesiest and best quotes of The Voice 2013 The Voice coaches on stage at The Voice before tonight's Grand Finale. L-R Joel Madden, Seal, Delta Goodrem, Ricky Martin. Picture: Getty Source: Supplied IT seems there's a certain type of flowery language you need to master to become a coach on The Voice. It involves a myriad of metaphors, pumped-up pep-talks, exaggerated declarations of love, flattery and affection, and pearls of linguistic wisdom in spades. And the four coaches of The Voice Australia have it down pat. Throughout each and every episode, we've heard them wax lyrical on how the contestants made them feel, made them move and how their performances affected their spirits and souls. As we approach tonight's Grand Finale, news.com.au has taken a look back at some of the best - and some of the cheesiest - quotes from this season. And check out our LIVE coverage of The Voice tonight, from 7:30pm AEST. Join the conversation, and let us know what you think of the winner. Let us know if we've missed any in the comments section below. Joel's gems "The fact that you're actually feeling something while you're singing this song is a really good thing" - Joel to Danny Ross as if he was numb from the waist down for most of his life. You have a career dude, you're a singer. You're a singer now. You're what you wanted to be. You're it now and I watch you and I'm in awe of you because you're such a good guy. You handle it with class man and you're such a good guy and I really like knowing you, I really do man. So I'm just in awe of you and you killed it tonight, I'm proud of you man" - Joel turns into a Michael Stangel fan boy, loses the plot, and speaks in three word sentences. "It was heavenly and I just saw you on a white horse with wings and a sword" - Joel has a unicorn moment with Luke Kennedy. "Every time you sing, I could listen to you for a half-hour, maybe 45, I don't know" - Joel gives a precise indication of his limited attention span to Shawne Kirk. You know when a kid is given a pet hamster and he squeezes it too hard? I want you to give me your pet hamster. I will take care of it" - Joel forgets we're talking about a singing competition here when giving feedback to Michael Paynter. "I'm glad you're not a boy and I'm glad I'm not a girl, it's a lot of fun being a boy, thanks to people like you" - Joel gets awkward with Catarina Torres after her rendition of Beyonce's If I Were A Boy. Ricky's rounded advice "Baby you got a standing ovation, how "bout that, that's beautiful. I love that you are always staying true to yourself, to Miss Murphy. Miss Murphy you're my music healer, you take music to another place and did I tell you today how lucky I am to be coaching you? Thank you so much, whatever, you're beautiful." - Ricky to Miss Murphy, whatever. "I told you to be sexy, you were sexy and a half baby" - Ricky gives Catarina Torres a bonus 50 per cent on her sexy rating. Love you baby, love you so much, get ready, because what's coming is really insane and really powerful. Just get ready" - Ricky to Catarina Torres as if she's expecting Hurricane Ricky to bear down anytime soon. Proud, proud, proud. The only note I give you every week we meet is just to feel. That's all I want you to do, feel, give me your heart, make them melt, just make me feel, just make me vibe. And that's what you did, again. Because this is you, there's no mask." - Ricky "feel" Martin to Luke Kennedy. "If it gives you the impulse to stand up, do it man, "cos you have the rhythm, you have the soul, and people will stand up with you if you own that standing up" Ricky tells Luke to just nail this thing called "standing up." How can you be so fragile and so strong at the same time? It's your magic, you melt walls. I want my kids to listen to your voice every day, it will do a really beautiful effect on them, on all of us by the way. I'm just saying I need to hear your voice more and more and more. Thank you." - Ricky, don't let your kids stand too close to those melting walls. They sound dangerous. Ricky to Celia Pavey. Delta's delights "Steve and I have started this beautiful musical "kindrance" of spirit. We've got this beautiful friendship and every week I fall more and more in love with you as a person and a singer" - Delta declares her Steve Clisby crush and starts making up words like "kindrance." Bit of a hindrance really. "I just wanted to get up and slow dance with you Harrison" - Delta gets romantic - and awkward - with an 18-year-old Harrison Craig. You've got such a beautiful soul, it really beams out of you. I felt your spirit coming out tonight" - Delta gets beamed by Mitchell Anderson. "What a way to start the show with Michael who has the potential to just ... win ... everything," Really? Everything Delta? Everything including The Voice? Wow, way to go Michael Paynter! Seal's so suave "Every time I see you Michael, you just make me want to be a better person so I'm so glad you're here" - Seal heaps praise on Michael Stanger The Voice Grand Finale airs tonight at 7.30pm