Burger-gate: 6 things it would have been weirder for George Osborne to eat than a Byron burger Osborne, who delivered his spending review yesterday, said it was "perfectly reasonable to have a burger while working on a speech." He's got a point. Here are 6 unreasonable things he could have eaten instead: I call this crab and caviar tower my personal welfare burger Nothing better than some PROFITteroles when fixing the economy. Natch Pasties. I eat them all the time. Every day. Your money is everything to me, including breakfast and a slap-up dinner. Being a normal man I often enjoy Wimbledon with chips If I was really such a fat cat would I eat this thin kitten?