Sketch: PMQs? It'll never catch on Still, the Labour leader did offer one interesting insight. "Mr Speaker," he declared, "there are people all round this country waiting for hours and hours in A&E, and all they see is a complacent, out-of-touch Prime Minister reading out a list of statistics!" What awful news. People wait for hours and hours in A&E, and all they see is the Prime Minister reading statistics. Personally I haven't been to A&E in a while, so I had no idea such a thing went on. Excuse me, nurse. Who's that man with the big red shiny face standing at the front of the waiting room? That's the Prime Minister, Mrs Jones. I see. I thought I recognised him from somewhere. What's he doing? He's reading out a list of statistics, Mrs Jones. Reading out a list of statistics. I must say, he's doing it in a very complacent and out-of-touch way. To be frank with you, I didn't actually come to A&E to see him. I came to see a doctor. I've broken my hip, you see. Do you think I could see a doctor? I've been waiting for hours and hours. Sorry, Mrs Jones. On Saturday mornings we've only got the Prime Minister on duty, I'm afraid. He reads out a list of statistics between the hours of eight and 12. Should be a couple of surgeons along sometime after lunch. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to listen to these statistics, then. What's that he just said? Four hundred thousand more operations carried out every year under this Government? Gosh, that sounds quite good. Nurse, do you have a bag of frozen peas I can put on this hip? Apart from that, "PMQs" - as they're apparently calling it - wasn't especially enlightening. I don't suppose it'll catch on.