Bula Quo! review - Telegraph Dir: Stuart St. Paul; Starring: Rick Parfitt, Francis Rossi, Craig Fairbrass, Laura Aikman, Jon Lovitz. PG cert, 90 min Bula Quo! is an action comedy in which Rick Parfitt and Francis Rossi, from the rock band Status Quo, thwart an organ-smuggling racket during a concert tour of Fiji. Whether or not the film is based on real events is unclear; I remain to be convinced that it is even based in our temporal plane. Nevertheless, if you are so inclined, you can watch Parfitt and Rossi outfoxing John Lovitz's mob kingpin for an hour-and-a-half in a variety of five-star beach resorts, with the hotels" logos conspicuously to the fore at all times. I say an hour-and-a-half, but it is in fact 75 minutes at worst: the film both starts and ends with edited highlights reels, which serve the useful purpose of first bracing you for the horrors in store and then confirming afterwards that yes, they actually happened. Here is a sample vignette: chased by some henchmen in a canoe, Parfitt and Rossi don scuba gear, plunge into the sea, outswim some sharks and then emerge on the shore, where they play a song from their latest album. The whole thing is, somehow, even worse than you'd imagine, and the sound is particularly poor, although this may be considered a positive under the circumstances.