New York Today: 114 Candles But what's a few days when you're 114? Ms. Jones, born on July 6, 1899, is not only the oldest known person in New York State. According to the Gerontology Research Group, she is the third-oldest human on the planet. This morning, she will attend her party at the Vandalia Senior Center in Brooklyn. In 2011, Ms. Jones was asked how she felt about turning 112. "You don't feel now," she replied. You're just thankful. Here's what else you need to know for Friday and the weekend. Breezy, some clouds, not that hot, with a high around 81. Chance of showers in the afternoon, increasing to 50 percent by nightfall - your call on the umbrella. Same for Saturday. More sun and hotter on Sunday. Mass Transit: Click for current M.T.A. status. Roads Alternate-side parking rules in effect. Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani schoolgirl shot in the head by the Taliban for advocating girls" education, addresses the United Nations. It is her 16th birthday. In the mayoral race, Anthony D. Weiner will propose ferry service in all five boroughs. William C. Thompson Jr. calls for more security cameras in public housing. Bill de Blasio gives a thumbs down to the city's library plan. Eliot Spitzer will be on Jay Leno. State lawmakers celebrate the introduction of Bengali-language ballots at a Board of Elections office in Queens. Bengali joins English, Spanish, Chinese and Korean as a New York balloting language. Children from 22 countries will become citizens in a morning ceremony at the Bronx Zoo. Cheap Trick plays at Coney Island at 7:30 p.m. Film screenings: "Blade Runner" on Morgan Avenue in East Williamsburg. "Goldfinger" at Rufus King Park in Queens. Shorts from Sundance on a rooftop in Sunset Park, Brooklyn. More free Shakespeare: a calypso version of "Taming of the Shrew" at Riverbank State Park in Harlem at 8 p.m. Julius Caesar at Carroll Park in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, at 7 p.m. Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer submitted 27,000 signatures to get on the ballot for city comptroller - far more than the required 3,750, but subject to challenges. The former head of the Hospital for Special Surgery in Manhattan pleaded guilty in a $300,000 kickback scheme. Nicholas Brooks, son of the man who wrote "You Light Up My Life," was convicted of murdering his girlfriend in an exclusive downtown club. The Times takes an extensive look at how silence in New York City has become a luxury "only a scant few can truly afford." The Post reports that an Upper West Sider sued his downstairs neighbor, an Off Broadway composer, over his nonstop piano playing. If you keep your noise to yourself, be warned: a study by the city found that nearly a quarter of adults under 44 who often use headphones suffer hearing loss. New Jersey Transit suspended a bus driver after he was videotaped pleasuring himself at the wheel in the Lincoln Tunnel. A prostitution crackdown on Brooklyn massage parlors yielded 19 arrests. A thief in Queens robbed an elderly blind man twice in two weeks. Yanks win as Jeter returns. A full slate on Governors Island includes a festival of antique French carnival rides, a Parisian Ball, experimental music from the Bang-on-a-Can All-Stars and a parade ground full of fantastical games and sculptures. Midland Beach on Staten Island, bouncing back from Hurricane Sandy, holds its annual "Back to the Beach" festival on the partially restored boardwalk. Live music all weekend, fireworks Saturday night. Saturday The Raritan Bay Festival at Conference House Park at the south end of Staten Island includes free kayaking, live music, a "touch table" with creatures from the New York Aquarium and the dedication of a Hurricane Sandy memorial. Take the Staten Island Railway from the ferry terminal to the end of the line. A "Seafood Throwdown" at the Grand Army Plaza Greenmarket in Brooklyn at 11 a.m. will pit chefs in a race to cook something yummy with locally caught and grown fare. Bela Lugosi's 1931 "Dracula" screens in Prospect Park at 7:30 p.m. with live music by the Philip Glass Ensemble. Watch the sun set at the end of the block - it's the last Manhattanhenge of the year. Free, of course No tickets are left for the Mariah Carey concert with the New York Philharmonic in Central Park, but fireworks afterward should be visible to all. Sunday Happy Bastille Day! The French Institute Alliance Française holds a street fair on 60th Street between Fifth and Lexington Avenues. In Brooklyn, Bar Tabac will take over its stretch of Smith Street with a pétanque tournament and live music. For more Bastille Day doings, see the French Consulate's listings. Three short and rarely staged Bertolt Brecht plays on the Great Hill in Central Park, between 103rd and 107th Streets off Central Park West, at 4 p.m. Stand-up comics in Tompkins Square Park from 2 to 4 p.m. Weekend Subway Headaches: Service interruptions or route changes on the 1, 4, 5, 7, A, C, D, G, J, N, Q and R trains. Click for details. Street Closings: Saturday: Broadway in Midtown (Explorers Club Festival), Fourth Avenue in Gowanus, Brooklyn (Fourth Avenue Festival). Sunday: West Side Highway/Henry Hudson from Midtown to the Bronx (NYC Triathlon), Fifth Avenue along Central Park (Captive Nations parade), Grand Concourse in the Bronx (International Hip Hop Parade). Click for full list. 100 years ago: A barber in Port Jervis, N.Y., who had just found religion asked a customer if he was prepared to meet his maker. The barber happened to be holding a razor to the man's throat. The customer jumped from the chair and threw the barber through a plate-glass window.