Peter Capaldi swears not to swear on Doctor Who As for the Doctor Who team, he reckons that, if they saw what The Guardian had to say, they will be feeling "very relieved that Peter has accepted that he's on a family show and has agreed to stop adding creative swears to his dialogue." "Could it be that you've suddenly and unexpectedly become either very shy or very modest?" one inquires. "A bad case of stage fright?" asks another, hopefully. As a matter of fact, I have been busily studying a book that has been sent to me by that grand old man of the stage Peter Bowles entitled Behind the Curtain: The Job of Acting. I shall put it beside another, recent gift from a well-meaning colleague: David Wainwright's Journalism Made Simple. Air head A lawyer acting for Donna Air, above, once conceded that there was "not a great deal in her head but hot air" when she stood accused of having parking permits for two London boroughs. True to form, the 34-year-old former model, who is currently being courted by the Duchess of Cambridge's cake-making brother James Middleton, says that she recently mislaid her mobile telephone. "I went on the Find My iPhone ap and saw it moving along London's Embankment," she says. It had been packed up with the dog in the dog basket. She thought that she had left the device on her bed. It was the busiest day ... not pulling my hair out is usually due to lack of time.