An Infernal Train Ride: Next Stop, Hell Dear Diary: One Metro-North train conductor at Grand Central talking animatedly to another: "I had this passenger without a ticket, so I say, "Where you going, sir?" "He says, "I'm going to hell." "I say: "Help me out here. Where are you going, sir? "He keeps saying, "I'm going to hell." "Finally, I say: "We don't go there, sir. Let's stick to somewhere between New York and Connecticut."" Read all recent entries and our updated submissions guidelines. Reach us via e-mail diary@nytimes.com or follow @NYTMetro on Twitter using the hashtag #MetDiary.