The Queen and Margaret Thatcher tricycle to West End Just say Cleese I've done my bit to rebuild John Cleese's finances with my stint as God in the Monty Python musical Spamalot, but the old boy still says he is straining to find the £12 million he needs to pay off his third wife, Alyce Faye. "That's an awful lot of money," he sighs. "And when you have to pay it over a period of seven years, even if you sell a lot of properties - I had five and now one - there's still a lot of hard work to be done just to earn the rest."" Does he hate Alyce Faye? I don't hate her, I just wish she was dead. Ha, ha, ha. Not that I have anything against her, but it would be awfully nice if I didn't have to pay her the last million and a half.""