Girls season three: What we want Zosia Mamet, Lena Dunham, Jemima Kirke and Allison Williams attends the New York Premiere of "Girls" Season 3 - Held at Jazz at Lincoln Centre on January 6, 2014. Source: Picture Media LENA Dunham's hit series Girls returns for its third season this weekend. Australian fans will be able to catch it this coming Monday, 7:30pm on Foxtel's Showcase Channel. Season two was a bumpy roller-coaster for Hannah and her self-obsessed pals, but it finished on a positive note, with Hannah's on-again off-again beau Adam rushing to her side to, like, save her from herself (yay feminism). Will the pair stay together? Frankly, we don't really care - Adam's considerable pectoral region seems to blind too many fans from the fact he has a distinct serial killer vibe (run, Hannah, run). Instead, here are the top five things we want - nee, NEED - from Girls, season three. A hardcore Marnie rap battle Having coasted through life on her good looks, Marnie's (Allison Williams) reached an age where a pout and a hair-flick just ain't gonna cut it anymore. Her style-over-substance schtick has worn thin. Trouble is, she's having a hard time realising it - as evidenced by the jaw-dropping scene last season when she crashed her ex-boyfriend Charlie's work party to 'treat' his colleagues to an a Capella rendition of Kanye West's hit Stronger. Clueless white girl busts out rap song? As cringe-worthy musical moments o, it's up there with David Brent's infamous dance on The Office. "She's still going," Charlie says at one point during this clip, which feels like the longest 1 minute and 45 seconds in history. Let's pray for more terrible, racially insensitive musical stylings from Marnie this season - perhaps she and Shoshanna can engage in an 8 Mile-style rap battle about their tough Manhattan upbringings? For Hannah to leave her ears alone Hannah's rapid descent back into her teenage obsessive-compulsive behaviour was one of the most harrowing plot strands of season two - her lowest point came when, driven by her obsessive-compulsive impulses, she plunged a Q-Tip further into her ear than any Q-Tip should ever go. "I heard hissing," she told the emergency department hotline, leaving viewers to wince at the thought of all that hot air escaping from her head (watch it below at your peril). Please Hannah, leave all Q-tips in your bathroom cabinet this season. Ear candles too. We may permit the use of an ear drop, but only under strict supervision. Leave your earbuds alone for goodness sake! More off-screen adventures for Jessa Does anyone out there actually like Jessa (Jemima Kirke)? Sure, Girls is a show populated by self-centred, unlikeable characters, but at least the others have a certain fragile charm. Not Jessa, what with her cod-Bohemian philosophies, oh-so-edgy drug past and slightly suspect British accent (the dodginess of which becomes even more troubling when you learn that Kirke herself was actually born in the UK). She's the sort of friend who races to your house after her latest relationship crisis, climbs naked into the bath you're enjoying and lets her cry-snot flow freely into your bathwater. Didn't you just want Hannah to say "Get out Jessa, you're ruining my berry mist bath bomb"? By the end of season two she'd left her poor sap of a husband Thomas-John (Chris O'Dowd) mere months into their quickie marriage and vanished to Contiki her way around the world once more (because she's such a free spirit, man).The season three trailer reveals that Jessa's back in New York at some stage for further pretentious pontificating - "Can you believe my friend told me she died because she didn't want to hang out with me?" she asks Shoshanna at one point (as Shoshanna says - 'yeah, no, we totally get that'). Let's hope her return is just a brief stop-off before she heads off again to, say, trek the Himalayas. Preferably without safety equipment. More Elijah high jinks Hannah's ex-boyfriend-slash-gay-best-friend Elijah (the j'adorable Andrew Rannells) is responsible for some of the funniest moments on Girls (our favourite? His laughably weak slap to Marnie in season one after she compares his singing voice to "a bag of dying babies"). He's a bad influence on Hannah - the last time they properly hung out, in episode three of season two, he encouraged her to buy a bag of drugs and roam New York City in a see-through mesh singlet (don't try this at home, folks). The pair are currently estranged - let's hope they patch things up quickly this season for more debauched fun. Get a role for Blerta. A role for Blerta Plenty have parodied Girls since its 2012 debut, but leave it to Tina Fey to do it best. In a Saturday Night Live sketch last year, Fey perfectly skewered the characters' litany of rich-white-girl problems by introducing a new character, Blerta from Albania. While Hannah fretted about book deals and relationship dramas, Blerta spoke of the hardships she'd suffered in her rural Albanian village. "Don't speak," she advised the ditzy Shoshanna. If you speak, they will know you are simple. If they know you are simple, they will drown you in river. C'mon Lena, give Blerta a cameo.