Celebrity quotes of the year: What they told us in 2013 After what seems like a million years of fun, I'm selling Bang Bang, folks. Gary Goldsmith, the Duchess of Cambridge's uncle, announces that he is selling his villa, La Maison de Bang Bang, in Ibiza. It's very sad, but they always were an unlikely couple, in many ways. A friend of Danny Boyle, 57, reports that the director of the London Olympics opening ceremony has split up with Rosario Dawson, 34, the Hollywood star. Sarah is honoured to have been invited. One of the Duchess of York's friends discloses that she has been invited to the funeral of Baroness Thatcher. Lord Leveson's inquiry into press ethics may have done little to encourage freedom of speech, but it seems to have done a lot for free love. Mandrake discloses that two lawyers at the Leveson inquiry have become romantically involved, in what became known as the "Loverson" scandal. What's the matter with those people? What were the judges doing? Lenny Henry complains that "there weren't any black people at the Baftas." Jamie is utterly infatuated with her. A friend of Jamie Lonsdale, the aristocrat, discloses that he is selling his family's 17th century manor house because he has fallen in love with a Russian glamour model 23 years his junior and needs to pay his ex-wife £9 million as part of their divorce. Following my divorce, I now have a new partner, and it is a guy. Daniel Kawczynski, the Conservative ministerial aide, who was married, discloses that he has told his constituency association that he has fallen in love with a man. No praise of mine can be too high for the team of surgeons who saved her life. Jonathan Aitken thanks the doctors at Charing Cross Hospital who helped his wife, Elizabeth, survive a massive brain haemorrhage. Mark my words, they will remarry. A friend of the Duke of York claims that he has rekindled his romance with his former wife, the Duchess of York, with whom he shares Royal Lodge in Windsor. Too much can be made of these things by celebrities, and I often don't feel it does an awfuol lot of good. Bill Oddie on why he has cut back his work with mental illness charities. It has hit the Prince very hard. A friend of the Prince of Wales says he is deeply mourning the loss of his friend Hugh van Cutsem, who died in September. Her nickname will be LuLu, but, if she ever goes into business, LuLu Candy doesn't quite work. Nick Candy, the property tycoon, on why he and his wife, the former Strictly Come Dancing contestant Holly Valance, have named their baby Luka. Cressie is going to marry Harry. Cressida Bonas's friend tells Mandrake that she has overcome her fears about marrying into the Royal family. "Many believe, 'don't talk unless it improves on silence."" Alexandra Aitken declines to comment on Mandrake's disclosure that she split up with her husband, the Sikh warrior Inderjot Singh. My dad threw a petrol bomb at Prince William. What a claim to fame. Victoria Hill discloses that her father, a police officer, helped the Duke of Cambridge undertake secret security training.