Charlie Sheen's 'epic' rejection note to reality star Farrah Abraham Charlie Sheen has written an angry tirade against a reality star who revealed their personal text messages to the press. CHARLIE Sheen has launched a war of words against a US reality star, sending her an insult-riddled rejection letter. Sheen labelled Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, 22, "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua" after she leaked their private text messages to the media. The pair had struck up a friendship in recent months, making plans to meet in real life. But Sheen was irate when their private text messages appeared in the press. "Hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua," he wrote. I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. He went on to say, "your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. The world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. Sheen concluded by referencing the reality star's "tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow." TMZ labelled Sheen's message "the most epic rejection letter of all time." Abraham is one of the cast of Teen Mom, a reality series that aired on MTV and follows the lives of four young girls as they navigate their first years of motherhood.