Unsuitable Jobs for Wimmin - Comment - Voices - The Independent It's great being a working woman climbing the ladder all the way to the top. Till I bumped my head on the glass and went toppling off. Thump! Ouch! Crash! But like a bike or a horse best get back on and aim onwards. Though I took a year out to have a baby my career progression and salary have had a little fluctuation backwards. Unsuitable jobs for wimmin. They're unsuitable jobs for wimmin. So on I went Googling through the internet to find myself my dream career (though I did also spend a few hours here or there on Mumsnet.) I saw a job advert for a Target Elimination Specialist. I'd be like James Bond instead of Miss Moneypenny which did briefly interest me. But I've seen Skyfall. I know what happens to Dame Judi! Then I saw a job for the C of E "Bishop vacancies! Must like wearing robes, choirs and drinking tea. No Bishop agencies please. Well, I thought, I have an M & S dressing gown I adored Gareth Malone in The Choir. I can't start my day without a cup of Yorkshire Tea. They will definitely hire me. So I sent off my CV applying to be a Bishop. But the C of E Laity (which I thought was an Italian coffee, very milky) said no. Because I don't have a winky. This infuriated me. Those sexist misogynist sods! Though to be fair I also don't believe in God. But I do believe in wimmin and our right to choose to be a Bishop. Then I heard there was a job going at the BBC so again I sent off my CV. Hobbies & Interests: making fun of Downton Abbey. But I still didn't get the job of DG. But I forgive them because my baby loves Cbeebies. So I thought, if I can't be a Bishop of the C of E or DG of the BBC then I'd better apply to be the Governor of the Bank of England immediately. Such a great job. My men in the office would have to call me "the Guv" Instead of "Alright love?" Their term of endearment also used at the girls in Spearmint Rhinos where the men had last year's Xmas party. Sob. I didn't even get an interview but I was happy it went to Mariah Carey American songbird. Turned out I'd misheard. The new Guv is Mark Carney. Canadian.