Burgled again - is it really so difficult to catch a thief? I cried for a bit, because I couldn't stand that they had stolen my late grandmother's costume jewellery, which is worth nothing to them but everything to me. But I decided to stop and save my tears, because burglary now seems like an inevitability, one that has happened in every flat I have lived in since I was 26 (I am now 32), and despite putting in extra locks, they always get in. Where there is a will, there is a way. Afterwards, you get a well-meaning leaflet through the door from Victim Support asking if you need emotional help. I just want the police to find the ruffians who broke in to my home. So I laugh when I read that crime has fallen. It seems far likelier that people have stopped reporting it, realising that in many places, calling the constabulary is a formality, a way to get a crime number and please your insurers. I'm not even sure who I am more cross with at the moment. The burglars, or the police? Either way, they both seem pretty criminal to me. Hurrah for Heathrow To Heathrow, the world's most moaned about airport. Even its chief executive had a pop this week. Colin Matthews said that it was in a "progressive, relative decline" because it didn't have a third runway. The airport needs to be expanded or replaced, he announced. And I know it's the done thing to join the Heathrow-haters, but I can't. It is the pyramids when compared to other airports around the world. It has restaurants by Michelin-starred chefs and designer shops and a branch of Jo Malone. Try spending time in any American airport - where you usually get a Pizza Hut, a Duty Free shop the size of a postage stamp and a three-hour queue at immigration - and you will never whinge about our British ones again. Guide for feminist girls The Girl Guides, says its new boss, is "the ultimate feminist organisation." Julie Bentley, a campaigner for abortion rights and access to contraception, thinks that her new role is a logical extension of her sexual health work. "Sexual health is covered very well by the Guides and many leaders conduct excellent sessions on the subject," she said, adding that Girl Guiding is "not about itchy brown uniforms." Dyb, dyb, dyb! I think I need a cup of tea and a lie down.