Five seven five / Is unsustainable, so / Haircut to seven One of the following is an autumnal haiku composed on Twitter by Herman van Rompuy, President of the European Council. But which is it? The night has fallen The bare branches can be seen Even more lonely A season of mists And of mellow fruitfulness But not you; you're Greek Wet leaves, brown, rotting Keep bloody slipping on them Look, Spain metaphor Shining Nobel prize! Invite EU children, who Throw conkers at me Colours of autumn Look pitch-black at 4am (Sigh) three-shirt summit Talk of bare branches You seen this Greece DSA? Big Herman sadface Answer Related link: EU president Herman Van Rompuy and his love of haiku - BBC (2010)