At home with the bickering Holmes "And of course he can't cook, so eight hours later we have a few burnt sausages and a bit of raw chicken," she says. Mr Holmes claims: "It's me that is making the house a home. We find it difficult getting people to visit us because people don't like you. "But they come because they think: "Eamonn, he's sociable, he knows how to throw a good BBQ." This is really about you resenting me in your territory. You don't want me cooking or in the kitchen. It's a control thing. Discussing date nights, Mr Holmes complained she never makes time for romance. The pair, who have a son Jack, ten, married in 2010 after 12 years together and live in Surrey. Miss Langsford said: "When you have kids you can't be that spontaneous any more, sadly', prompting her husband's reply: 'Your loss. Think of what you're missing. Think of what it could lead to. Mr Holmes was also scornful about his wife's habit of buying ornamental silk cushions for their bed. She complained he scrunches them up during his daytime naps. He said: "If I was beside you in bed I would like to scrunch you ... You're not too keen on that either.