Movember: The 10 Best Moustaches in History Classics include the Old West lawman Wyatt Earp, whose moustache "impresses both in length and thickness" and Friedrick Nietzsche, whose wonky, disordered moustache belied a terrifyingly ordered mind. Perusers of the gallery will also note that there is no correlation between political correctness and moustache greatness: others on the list include murderous Mongol leader Genghis Khan.