Peaches Geldof chooses DJ over father Bob Geldof for her wedding music "I think he'd probably like to, to be honest," she says at the launch of Harrods Toy Kingdom. But I think it would put a weird Freudian spin on the event. Happily, instead, a DJ has a preapproved playlist for the now "extremely close" wedding. However, the 68 year-old is refusing to pick up a pen to a host of products after growing disillusioned with eBay, the online shopping site. "I don't sign guitars or scratch-plates or anything like that any more," he says. There's a little sort of industry that's about eBay. Waters says too many people now want his autograph for commercial ends. It's about getting a little bit of you that they can sell to somebody who cares and I find that ugly. A knight's tale Peter O'Toole ought to be rooting for Roger Lewis to be elected as Chairman of the Arts and Media Honours Committee. The writer, who recently interviewed for the position, says the great actor will be the first to get a knighthood should he win the role. I would love it because I would like to be able to give a knighthood to Kenn Dodd and Peter O'Toole. Now, Lewis must wait and see who Sir Bob Kerslake, the head of the civil service, appoints. "The front runners are the Dame's and Sir's," he sighs. Change of script After the film Bridemaids grossed $300m worldwide, its leading man Chris O'Dowd has found himself in demand as one of Hollywood's leading actors. However, the IT Crowd actor is taking some time out of the spotlight to move behind the camera. I'm writing a film, after Bridesmaids I thought it would be a good idea to do something different.