Kim Kardashian - latimes.com In Sunday's "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," Queen Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee takes a back seat to the Kardashians (and, of course, Sir Kanye) as they land in the UK. Forget commemorating 60 years of the reigning British monarch, Kim is launching her new fragrance! Kim says she wants her new scent, "True Reflection," to be one odor that "lingers" ... clearly a "true reflection" of her career. Wonder what that must smell like? Despite her hordes of helpers, Kim requests the company of publicist Jonathan Cheban. While Kim makes her many scheduled appearances, Jonathan spends his UK time sulking in the nightclub corners and sightseeing in London's finest food courts. You're in London staying at the luxurious Athenaeum hotel, Jonny, things could be worse. Thankfully, after Jonathan's passive-aggressive remarks about the insufficient attention he's getting, Perceptive Kim sees that something is upsetting her BFF. Kim apologizes for her neglectful behavior and expresses her gratitude and affection for Jonny Boy -- "I, like, love you." Tear. Needless to say, Kardashian super-fans Rob and Scott tag along too. Scott quickly becomes enthralled by the idea of royalty, making astute parallels between Queen Elizabeth II and the "popular kid in high school." By golly, he's got it! Queen Elizabeth is to North Shore's Regina George, as Bill Gates is to the North Shore Mathletes. Scott's belief that one can "buy their way into royalty in London, like people buy their way into fame in L.A." soon sparks a narcissistic fire that cannot be doused. Thanks to Google, Scott finds out how to become royalty, and, after a brief ceremony, is granted lordship. Evidently, Scott's ego is large enough to extinguish any Internet firewall. I miss the days of Internet protection. Sir Elton John, Lord Scott Disick -- who's next, Duke Justin Bieber? Countess Carly Rae Jepsen? Surprisingly, Scott takes his newfound entitlement too far, as he refuses to shake the hands of any "common people" at his appearance and complains that the "general public" is too close to his table. And, most annoying, the title of "Lord" apparently comes with the persistent need to refer to oneself in the third person, "Lord Disick in the building, Lord Disick is in Londonnn! Let's hear it for Lord Disick! Back in L.A., Kris continues to exasperate every family member by yelling at Bruce for putting her tennis racket back into its respective drawer -- thank God he didn't try to fill up her gas tank. Bad Bruce. Meanwhile, concerned about his image, Bruce reproves Kris for her ostentatious display of wealth, irritated over having to drive her Rolls-Royce. Tough life, Jenners. Well, good news, Kardashian-lovers, with Rob's "Just Socks," the girls" "Kardashian Kollection," and now Kim's new perfume "True Reflection," we can dress like a Kardashian from head to toe ... and people say that dreams can't come true. Kudos on your new, (hopefully) lingering scent of success, Kimmy!