Victor Spinetti - Telegraph Spinetti was present on at least one drugs bust by the police, and - at the urgent pleading of Lennon's first wife Cynthia - dealt with hangers-on who had worn out their welcome at Kenwood. Sensing that the Beatles" media honeymoon was over, and as Lennon became more absorbed by drugs, Spinetti furnished him with an unexpected brand of distraction; at Spinetti's invitation and expense, Lennon and his wife would slip into a box at a West End theatre to watch a light musical show. On one such occasion, entertaining the couple to a production of The Desert Song at the Palace Theatre, Spinetti also laid on jam "butties," a Lennon favourite. "You don't need hash, do you, Vic?" asked Lennon. You're permanently ------- stoned on life. The eldest of six children, Vittorio Georgio Andrea Spinetti was born on September 2 1929 at Cwm, a mining village outside Ebbw Vale where his Italian father, Joe, ran a fish and chip shop; his mother was Welsh. When war was declared, Joe Spinetti was interned on the Isle of Man. At Monmouth School, where Victor's English master noted the boy's "dramatic instinct," he was a bright pupil, coming top of his form and winning prizes. Artistically-inclined from an early age, Victor entertained his friends with impressions of people he had heard on the radio, from George Formby to Adolf Hitler, and only gave up piano lessons out of embarrassment because the woman who taught him was afflicted by chronic flatulence. As a teenager, he joined the Ebbw Vale Playgoers" Society, which was short of men with an English accent . For his National Service, Private Spinetti was confirmed A1 even though he was deaf in one ear, but in 1948 was admitted to a TB hospital with a pleural effusion. After a question in the House of Commons by his local MP, he was invalided out of the Army on a full disability pension of £2 10s [£2.50] a week. Having proved unsuitable to take charge of the family chip shop, Spinetti enrolled at the Cardiff College of Music and Drama and, to eke out his grant, performed at the evenings in local shows. A South Wales agent, Betty Kellond, spotted him and offered him work, not all of it theatrical; his early bookings included a job looking after the classical pianist Solomon when he appeared at the Llanrwst Eisteddfod. After joining a Welsh concert party in 1953, and appearing in revue at the Irving Theatre, London, three years later, Spinetti made his West End debut in 1958 playing four different roles in Expresso Bongo at the Saville. This led to his being cast in two parts in a production of Candide at the same theatre. After his first London booking, Spinetti was offered words of encouragement by Bud Flanagan - "You've got it, son" - and shortly thereafter joined a provincial tour of South Pacific, in which a fellow actor in the chorus introduced himself, while naked and urinating into the dressing room sink, as Sean Connery. In 1959, after working in a strip club off Leicester Square, introducing a nude act, Spinetti auditioned for Joan Littlewood's Theatre Workshop and, having appeared in Make Me An Offer at Wyndham's Theatre, flew to New York to play the IRA officer in Brendan Behan's The Hostage. After a run on Broadway, the play went on a US tour, but not before he and Behan had climbed to the top of the Empire State Building to conduct a memorial service for King Kong. Recalled to London, Spinetti took over as Tosher in Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'Be (Garrick), and, as the loud-mouthed drill sergeant, appeared in Oh What A Lovely War! (Wyndham's, 1963), Littlewood's West End hit with which he also transferred to Broadway, earning a Tony award. In 1966 Spinetti played Felix opposite Jack Klugman's Oscar in Neil Simon's comedy The Odd Couple at the Queen's Theatre in London. When Spinetti was invited by Olivier to direct a play based on John Lennon's books A Spaniard In The Works and In His Own Write (Old Vic, 1968); the project involved working closely on the original script with Lennon himself. "Eh, Vic," Lennon suddenly announced, "let's go somewhere warm," and within hours Spinetti found himself whisked to Marrakesh. He claimed in his autobiography, Victor Spinetti Up Front (2006), that for a time in the late 1960s, he was scooped up into Princess Margaret's social circle. She was guest of honour at the London premiere of the film Staircase (1969), which Spinetti attended at the invitation of its star Richard Burton, accompanied by Elizabeth Taylor. Afterwards at the Savoy, while the Princess monopolised Burton, Spinetti consoled Miss Taylor, who was wearing a particularly large diamond ring. "How vulgar," remarked the Princess, "but I'd love to own it." Spinetti's two cameos with the Beatles raised his film profile. He subsequently landed a tiny but much recalled role as a Swiss hotel desk clerk in The Return of the Pink Panther (1974) in which, when Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau enquires: "Der yer 'ave a rheum?" Spinetti queries simply: "A rheum?" In the 1980s and early 1990s, he toured in his one-man show A Very Private Diary, in which he successfully merged personal reminiscences and anecdotes from his 40-year career. Two of Spinetti's Beatles" film relics became collectors" items: the fluffy mohair sweater he wore in A Hard Day's Night was put on display at a girls" school in Philadelphia, and his fur hat from Help! was reportedly offered for sale on the internet for $10,000. He also appeared in a cameo role in Magical Mystery Tour (1967). Victor Spinetti was, for 44 years, the partner of Graham Curnow, who died in 1997. Victor Spinetti, born September 2 1929, died June 19 2012