3.43pm: "Now, a £3m mortgage would imply he has it over a standard 25 years or so. If this was the case, he'd probably have a higher interest rate, as there's no guarantee of earnings after his playing career," analyses Matt Dony. Alternatively, he might be paying it off over a much shorter time, which would seem wise considering the brevity of a football career, meaning his mortgage is much more modest. Yes, I did think about that. And then I ignored it. But yo'ure probably right. Portsmouth are down to 10 men, after Dave Kitson was straight-red-carded. The new Leeds United manager, Neil Warnock, in the stands at Elland Road to see his team play Doncaster. 3.37pm: Bad news for Neil Warnock: It's Leeds 0 Doncaster 1, Mamadou Bagayoko putting the away side ahead. And here's a picture of the new man in the Elland Road hotseat. 3.33pm: Apparently Norwich should be behind - Leicester had the ball over the line, but the dozy linesman didn't spot it. 3.30pm: Another good Secret Footballer column today - if you haven't read it already, I'd recommend it. Revelations include the fact that the mystery man's mortgage repayments cost him £18,000 a month. By my calculations that means he must be borrowing around £3m. I should warn you, though, that even I don't trust my financial calculations. Anyway, the column's here. Norwich equalise after some wind-affected swirly-ball penalty-area chaos leads to a penalty which Wes Hoolahan converts. Norwich 1 Leicester 1. 3.17pm: Southampton have gone a goal up at home to Derby, and thus leap to the top of the as-it-stands Championship table. 3.16pm: Bad to worse dept: Rangers 0 Kilmarnock 1 (Dean Shiels, 12 mins). 3.16pm: Neil Warnock is at Elland Road watching his new team being currently held by Doncaster. A good appointment, I reckon, just as long as he and Ken Bates can work together even vaguely peacefully. 3.13pm: "Maybe The Den is on a different line of latitude to your office, so as the planet spins, you're travelling at different speeds," suggests Matt Dony, as I continue to work out how I was able to report the scoring of a goal in the fourth minute of a 3pm kick-off at 3.03pm, when it probably takes a minute or so for news of a goal to reach me, and then I've got to do typing and stuff before I bring it to you. Relativity shows that time would advance at different speeds, so 4minutes could indeed pass very quickly. Or you just didn't pay attention. I think they're just playing very quickly. Must be getting on for half-time now. Everton 2 Blackpool 0 (Stracqualursi, 6 min) It's all over already for much-changed Blackpool, surely? Norwich 0 Leicester 1 Sean St Ledger with a header in the fifth minute. 3.05pm: No, I've no idea how they managed to play four minutes of the game at Millwall quite so quickly. Something of an early FA Cup double-whammy and it's Everton 1 Blackpool 0 (Drenthe, 1 min) and Millwall 0 Bolton 1 (Miyaichi, 4 min) 3pm: Kick-off! 2.56pm: Answer: Kettering Town. 2.54pm: Jeff Stelling's stat of the day: Which club has scored the most FA Cup goals? Rangers fans get vocal and, um, flaggy before their crisis-hit club's match against Kilmarnock. 2.52pm: Confirmation that they still exist/own players: Rangers: McGregor, Broadfoot, Goian, Bocanegra, Wallace, Aluko, Davis, Edu, Papac, Healy, McCulloch. Subs: Alexander, Celik, Wylde, Kerkar, Perry, Hemmings, McCabe. Kilmarnock: Bell, Toshney, Sissoko, Nelson, Gordon, Fowler, Kelly, Johnson, Hay, Shiels, Heffernan. Subs: Letheren, Silva, Dayton, Kroca, Racchi, McKeown, Kennedy. Referee: Iain Brines (Scotland). 2.35pm: The final FA Cup team sheet comes from the Den: Millwall: Mildenhall, Dunne, Robinson, Lowry, Barron, Feeney, Trotter, Smith, Kane, Henderson, Keogh. Subs: Forde, Craig, Bouazza, Henry, N'Guessan, Mason, Wright. Bolton: Bogdan, Steinsson, Wheater, Ream, Ricketts, Mark Davies, Muamba, Reo-Coker, Sanli, Ngog, Miyaichi. Subs: Jaaskelainen, Robinson, Eagles, Knight, Klasnic, Pratley, Boyata. Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire). 2.32pm: Landon Donovan misses the last game of his loan spell because of illness, Steven Pienaar is cup-ties and Tim Cahill is dropped. Tony Hibbert, Royston Drenthe and Magaye Gueye come in. 2.30pm: And this just in from Goodison Park: Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Heitinga, Distin, Baines, Gueye, Gibson, Neville, Fellaini, Drenthe, Stracqualursi. Subs: Hahnemann, Barkley, Coleman, Vellios, Silva, Forshaw, Baxter. Blackpool: Gilks, Baptiste, Cathcart, Wilson, Harris, Basham, Angel, Sylvestre, Taylor-Fletcher, Kevin Phillips, Ince. Subs: Halstead, Southern, Eardley, Evatt, Dicko, Bednar, LuaLua. 2.28pm: FA Cup team sheet! Norwich: Steer, Martin, Barnett, Ward, Drury, Fox, Bennett, Pilkington, Hoolahan, Morison, Jackson. Subs: Ruddy, Johnson, Crofts, Vaughan, Surman, Lappin, Wilbraham. Leicester: Schmeichel, Peltier, St. Ledger, Morgan, Kennedy, Marshall, Wellens, Danns, Dyer, Beckford, Nugent. Subs: Smith, Konchesky, Mills, Howard, Moussa, Delfouneso, Hopper. 2.24pm: Final whistle at Stamford Bridge, where Chelsea have drawn 1-1 with Birmingham City. 2.24pm: Blackpool make seven changes to their starting line-up as he seeks to usher Everton into the quarter-finals. Full teams to come imminently. 2.20pm: So, this afternoon's FA Cup ties in full: Everton v Blackpool, Millwall v Bolton, Norwich v Leicester. And that's yer lot. In the Championship there's a Nottingham Forest v Coventry relegation six-pointer. Um, anyone got any jokes? Simon will be here from 2.30pm. Meantime, why not read why Leicester City's Kasper Schmeichel wants a long run in the FA Cup. There are times when a surname is so powerful it threatens to overshadow your every achievement. Ask Jordi Cruyff. Or Nigel Clough. At Leicester City, however, there is a goalkeeper who is so at ease with his family name that it merely seems like a bonus. Kasper Schmeichel may never win the European Cup or play more than 350 games for Manchester United but he knows that growing up as Peter's son has given him the best possible platform for his career. It is not so much the fact that his father played for United, but more whom his father had as his team-mates, that has shaped the young Dane's career. "I was incredibly lucky when I grew up because coming down with Dad for training I saw the best players of their generation train every day," Kasper explains ahead of Saturday's FA Cup tie at Norwich City. Read the rest of the interview here.