National signing day is a commitment to craziness The biggest winner coming out of college football's national signing day Wednesday had to be Thursday, the day it would finally be over. Hats off to anyone who survived it - and hats on to every player who couldn't decide which one to put on his head. The experts tell us Alabama won the day, or Texas, followed by Florida State or maybe Florida. Or was it Texas first, followed by Alabama and then Ohio State? Actually, the school that best captures the premise of signing day is: Slippery Rock. The only question after all the wheeling and squealing was ... can any of these guys play? Any coach who failed to say his school had a banner recruiting day either can't read a teleprompter or is the new Penn State coach while still, technically, coaching the New England Patriots' offense. "I couldn't care less about player rankings," said new Penn State Coach Bill O'Brien, whose class was ranked a lowly No. 50 by Rivals.com and No. 48 by Scout. "I'm not sure who does the rankings," O'Brien continued. All I know is that I'm part of a football team right now, the New England Patriots, that if you went up and down the roster you'd find guys who were highly ranked coming out of high school, and you'd find plenty of guys who weren't ranked at all coming out of high school. Ohio State thought it was having a bad 2011 and was about to be raked in recruiting after a scandal that led to former coach Jim Tressel's resignation and a one-year bowl ban from the NCAA. And then Penn State came along, a story so compounded-with-interest more sordid it pushed Ohio State back onto the recruiting A-list. While other Big Ten schools were recruiting against Ohio State's woes, first-year Buckeyes Coach Urban Meyer was able to poach four blue-chip prospects away from Penn State's unsettled situation. "They probably benefited from the Penn State situation more than anybody," said Brandon Huffman, Scout.com's national recruiting analyst. The Buckeyes are ineligible for next year's national title game, but watch out in 2013. Nobody in coaching has better timing than Meyer. Penn State's situation, with Joe Paterno's death and the Jerry Sandusky case far from over, might cast a years-long pall over the program. Rating recruiting classes is a tricky and sometimes erroneous business. Boise State won 50 games the last four years with Scout.com recruiting classes from 2007-10 ranked no higher than No. Yet, if you believe this year's analysis, plenty of other programs under scrutiny did not seem to suffer from their transgressions. Ohio State scored a top-five class while two programs facing possible NCAA sanctions, Miami and Oregon, also received top recruiting marks. USC should allegedly start suffering soon the loss of 30 scholarships over the next three years, yet there's a sense the Trojans' brilliant, pre-sanctions planning might offset the agony. Finishing 10-2 last year, combined with quarterback Matt Barkley's announcing his return, has kept USC a destination spot for elite players. The tightrope walk is that the Trojans don't have much margin for error and must hope the blue-chip players they have signed are not busts. The only setback Wednesday was losing prized offensive lineman Kyle Murphy to Stanford. The Cardinal, with its stellar class, is out to prove its recent success is not an ephemeral (big Stanford-type word) aberration of the bygone Jim Harbaugh/Andrew Luck era.