Premier League clockwatch: live - Telegraph It's an own goal! Clint Dempsey, who is having a cracking season for the Cottagers, smashed a shot against the crossbar and it's rebounded from the Stoke 'keeper Thomas Sørensen's back and gone in. "You have to give that to Dempsey," screams Kamara. 15.27 Here's an interesting one ... actually a pretty good suggestion by Daniel Verizer ... what do you reckon? "Ian Holloway for England manager," he roars! And Mark Hughes is having a stinker on his return to Ewood Park. His side are now 2-0 down against fellow relegation dogs Blackburn. Steven N'Zonzi, who did not score in the league in the whole of last year, has knocked in the second. 15.21 More quotes from Ferguson on Suarez. "He could have caused a riot ... and should never play for Liverpool ever again," said the Scot. Rob Williamson has e-mailed in to ask: "Isn't Rio Ferdinand a disgrace to Manchester United Football Club for refusing to shake Luis Suarez" hand?" What do you think football fans? Uhoh, it's back to Chris Kamara at Craven Cottage as that man Pavel Pogrebnyak scores on his debut against Stoke. The Sky man, of course, makes a hash of the pronunciation. It sounds as though it was a craker - the "big man did well" Kamara enthuses. 15.16 GOAL FOR BLACKBURN - it's that man Yakubu Aiyegbeni again, whose single-handed crusade for Premier League survival continues! It's 1-0 against QPR. 15.13 Chris Kamara has taken only 13 minutes to make a 'gag' about Fulham's new signing Pavel Pogrebnyak. "Oh that's how you spell it," he says, when Sky Sports supremo Jeff Stelling asks him how the Russian striker is playing against Stoke. 15.10 The post-match press conference quotes are filtering through from Old Trafford, and Sir Alex Ferguson has done nothing to extinguish the explosive situation - surprise, surprise. He has called Luis Suarez a "disgrace to Liverpool Football Club" for not shaking Patrick Evra's hand. It's 1-0 to Chris Moyes's side against the Blues. Wow, Steven Pienaar scores the first goal of the 3pm kick-offs, and the midfielder nets on his return to Goodison Park against Chelsea. The South African has moved back to Everton on loan from Tottenham and has fired past Petr Cech. All that stomping around Roman Abramovich did around the training pitch in the week obviously had little affect on Chelsea's players ... 15.00 And we are off ... I'll try and fling some stats at you as the afternoon goes on, but I've had my eyes on the Manchester United-Liverpool game, so I've been unable to crowbar them in ... yet. 14.55 Five minutes to kick off, and as players listen to their last-minute team talks, bang their heads against the walls - or whatever it is they do - the Suarez-Evra non-handshake is dominating the sports channels' news. Oh dear - has it really come to this? No wonder Fabio had had enough! Anyway, in the other matches this afternoon Everton play Chelsea, whose manager Andre Villas-Boas has endured the breath of owner Roman Abramovich on his neck all week at Cobham, their west London rivals Fulham face Stoke at Craven Cottage, Sunderland take on Arsenal in the North East and in south Wales it's an all birdy affair as the Canaries (Norwich) play the Swans (that's right, Swansea). Later on, in the 5.30pm game, Tottenham welcome back soon-to-be-England-manager Harry Redknapp after a three-week loan to Southwark Crown Court for their game against Newcastle. 14.50 So as the Red Devils fly to the top of the Premier League following their win over Liverpool earlier, this afternoon's later fixtures have a rather more desperate feel to them. There are two "six-pointer," both in the North West. Blackburn, second-bottom with 18 points after 24 games, host QPR who are only three points ahead of them. And Bolton, 18th in the table with only 20 points, welcome Roberto Martinez's Wigan, who are rock bottom. 14.45 Good afternoon football fans and welcome to this chilly Saturday's Premier League clockwatch. With the England national side dominating the papers this week it is a welcome balm to ease the Three Lions' pain. England have no manager, no captain and the team's star player, Wayne Rooney, will miss the first two matches of June's European Championship - we've really got no chance this time, have we? No need to answer that as we have six 3pm kick-offs in the Premier League to enjoy. That man Rooney scored a brace that ultimately downed Liverpool at Old Trafford, where Luis Suarez didn't feel like shaking Patrick Evra's hand; then Rio Ferdinand decided that he didn't want to shake Suarez's hand. Anyway, the Uruguayan scored late on to claw a goal back for Liverpool, but Sir Alex Ferguson's team held on for a 2-1 win which means they leap-frog Manchester City at the top of the table. If you missed it, here is Thom Gibbs's shake-by-shake account.