William and Kate find a man who can resist their charms The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were the star turns at the premiere of War Horse, but they didn't make a big impression on David Thewlis, one of the film's stars. "I've not met these ones," he told me, nonchalantly. I've met other ones. I live next door to Windsor Castle, so I'm sick of the sight of "em." Colin Montgomerie's wife, Gaynor, would appear to number a great many Mandrake readers among her friends. "When I first told them I had a date with Colin, they were a little cautious," the heiress tells Hello! of her first date with the Ryder Cup hero in August 2006. Even the unctuous magazine has to concede that he has "a bit of a reputation." This column disclosed in 2004 how Monty, in a chaotic period of his life following the break-up of his marriage to his first wife, Eimear, and a subsequent fling with Ines Sastre, the Spanish model, had found love on the school run with Jo Baldwin, a married mother of four. The old rascal had promised Baldwin "the world"" and presented her with a £700 pair of lilac Jimmy Choo boots. She was not minded to point them in the direction of Loch Lomond where Montgomerie married Gaynor in 2008. Bowes Lyon bound for Bhutan After meeting at Sandhurst where they were both commissioned, Andrew Bowes Lyon, a first cousin of the Queen, once removed, is marrying Melanie Fletcher, 30. "I popped the question while camping in Australia during the summer," says Andrew, 32. They served with the Royal Engineers, but he now works as a consultant engineer and she as a teacher. Andrew adds: "We can't wait for our wedding this summer - and getting back on our bikes for the honeymoon in Bhutan."