Scouse Brow: a beginner's guide It's the monstrous make-up movement gripping D-lebrity land, but what exactly is Scouse Brow? If you've been living under a rock - or in the land of good taste - since November, no doubt 'Scouse Brow' will have evaded your attention. The bad news is that you can run, but you can't hide from the most terrifying beauty trend to hit the high street since the 'vajazzle'. And curiously enough, the two trends have more in common than just looking terrible, as both were brought to life courtesy of the scripted documentary/soap hybrid television genre that currently dominates primetime viewing. When Desperate Scousewives star Jodie Lundstram introduced the world to the 'Scouse Brow' back in November, as she tried out for a job as a make-up and hair stylist at a beauty salon, the results were, well, horrific to say the least. But even as we scoffed, the word was out and desperate dolly birds all over the land were reaching for their make-up brushes to 'get the look'. So what is Scouse Brow? Let me break it down for you... Take one pair of normal eyebrows. Pluck, thread or wax to within a millimeter of their lives. Now that there's little discernable hair left, it's time to paint your brows back on of course! The best way to do this at home so that you don't end up with mis-matched brows, is using an eyebrow stencil kit like this one by Shavata: Eyebrow shaping kit from Shavata.co.uk Now take an eye make-up brush and paint the darkest eyebrow make-up product you can find liberally over your Spartan brows, and bingo! The brutal Scouse Brow is complete. It's important to note at this point that you need pay ZERO attention to the colour of your hair - this is not about subtlety or coordination - in fact, even if your hair is bleached whiter than an Essex girl's stiletto, feel no shame in making your brows look like they've been drawn on with a Sharpie pen. What's worse than Scouse Brow itself is the fact that it appears to have spread outside the confines of Merseyside, and has even been spotted on the streets of Chelsea and at the altar of Westminster Abbey. We've said it before and we'll say it again: The Duchess of Cambridge will live to regret her decision to do her own make-up on her wedding day. If not only for the heavy-handed result, but for the fact that wicked whispers point to Kate's bridal maquillage as the possible inspiration for the whole Scouse Brow movement. As Kate's great, great, great, great grandmother-in-law would say: We are not amused. The Scouse Brow as first debuted on Desperate Scousewives.