The thing about train journeys when they go wrong is that they go horribly horribly wrong *sulking a bit on very delayed journey* @sarahbrownuk Temperature has dropped here in Florida down to 50's. People feel they are being cheated. @lord_sugar Think! Three richest Americans are three greatest philanthropists - Bloomberg, Gates and Buffett? @rupertmurdoch A bad shout to come down the stairs: "Mum! I don't think toothpaste is good for your bum ..." @caitlinmoran The vid of Ed Miliband calling Diane Abbott live on set and having her walk off is too Thick of It for words @louisemensch Not a great day today. Cold, wet, grey and very windy. Home for a cup of tea in front of the fire. #feetup @joey7barton So sad to hear of Ronald Searle's death. Extraordinary life & work. His last illustration was for a friend, Roger Lewis who is v ill too: (@stephenfry What would you do if 2 of the most important people in your life turned out to be chronically allergic to your beloved cat? #todaysconundrum @jemimakhan Who are your favourite celebrities on Twitter? Tweet us @telegraphexpat