The One-Page Magazine - NYTimes.com What's the protocol when you're introduced to Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, the Nobel Peace Prize-winning pro-democracy leader, at her Myanmar home? Michelle Yeoh, who plays her in a new film, "The Lady," had no idea. "I will admit," Yeoh says, "I was nervous going in, thinking, God, I'm going to meet my hero - what am I going to say?" And then: "She just opened up her arms and gave me the biggest hug. There was no doubt of whether you should shake her hand. When Miatas honk Margarita mix Uck, my allergies Undershirts That new Don Cheadle show Rental-car airport shuttles Dippin" Dots Additional reporting by Samantha Henig Almost 50 years after "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," the prospect of cures for mental illness still tantalizes. M.R.I."s may relieve symptoms of depression; there's an app to treat schizophrenia. And there's still electroshock therapy. After trying the latter, the writer Ned Zeman lost a girlfriend and two years of memories. In his memoir, he writes, "I did what?" Phytoplankton, tiny oceanic micro-organisms, feed herring, mussels and giant, phallic-shaped clams known as geoducks. And now humans too. "It's this crazy, bright green alien-like thing," says Sean Brock, the executive chef at McCrady's in Charleston, S.C. Brock dusts freeze-dried phytopowder on mussels and rice. He also makes a phytomignonette for raw oysters and phytoplankton-infused mayonnaise for stone-crab canapés. But isn't it a little low on the food chain? "We're running out of resources," Brock says. Period. Feigns knowledge of a topic by expressing doubt. Every time the baby cried, Charles duviously told his wife that he knew it didn't need to be fed. See also: Fraudience (those convinced). Anders Berensson, of the Swedish firm Visiondivision, says the foundation is laid for a study retreat on the campus of Politecnico di Milano in Italy, using "arbortecture" - or tree architecture. It will consist of 10 Japanese cherry trees, bent and grafted into a two-story construction. "The ground floor will be ready in 30 years," he says. It's amazing to think that I just renewed my car registration and paid my taxes online, but in November I'll still have to wait in line to vote. The best argument against Internet voting is that it stacks the system against old and poor people who can't afford or use computers, but the same could be said about cars. For decades, volunteers have showed up at retirement homes with rented vans. Isn't it time they came with laptops? Ali Khatib, an Arab-Israeli soccer star, is enmeshed in a tug of war between his former team in the Palestinian League and Hapoel Haifa, his new Israeli side. The Palestinians claim Khatib was under contract. The Israelis say he wasn't allowed to play in Palestine in the first place. And because the Israeli and Palestinian football authorities don't have a relationship, FIFA, soccer's governing body, may intervene. Khatib, who reportedly has Tupac's lyric "Only God can judge me" tattooed on his arm, appears unperturbed. BEA WRITES: My friend Rose calls earwigs, the insect, "earwugs." She thinks that makes them cute. P.S.: We live in Australia. I am sorry that your friend Rose has lost her mind. Earwigs shoot a foul yellow liquid from their scent glands, and referring to them as earwugs will not change this. Besides, in Australia, I believe they are called dingoes. Submit questions for adjudication to www.maximumfun.org/jjho. If you change the first letter of a certain word meaning "good-looking" from a C to an H, you'll get a word meaning "not good-looking." What are the words? Hint: "Hlooney" does not mean "not good-looking." See bottom left for answer. Brain Twister answer: Comely, homely Chinese Literature: A Very Short Introduction, by Sabina Knight: Very much to the point; starts in antiquity. If you really break it down in a cause-and-effect scenario, you live a much happier, much more fulfilled life if you really proactively assassinate your ego a little bit every day. As told to Spencer Bailey