The Voice: the best lines Jessie J after the duet between Alecs Josh and Emmy J Mac: "I wanted you guys to kiss at the end, I don't know why. It was like a music video. Will.i.am to duo Indie and Pixie: "You guys came on a thousand, katrillion per cent better than you did at the auditions." Tom Jones to curly-haired David Julien: "When I first came to London in the 70s, because of the Beatles and the Stones, it was that time, and I was told I wouldn't make it because I had curly hair. So I'm glad curly hair is still alive and well. Jessie J on the battle between David Julien and John James Newman: "I properly just wanted to dance. I almost forgot I was a judge and had to say to myself, "Alright, calm down babe." I literally got my bum out of the seat and these lot were all looking, it was very weird. Episode 5 (21/04) Will.i.am on the battle between Sam Buttery and Aundrea Nyle: "My eyebrows were raised so far, I had to pull "em out of my back pocket to put them back on my face." Will.i.am to unhappy team member Heshima Thompson: "You got eyes like you're about to choke me or something." Thompson: "I'm just focused." Jessie J on the friendship between Vince Kidd and Jessica Hammond: "Vince and Jessica need to remember it's a battle. They need to bring it dot com. Jessie J: "Television is not ready for the talent on this show. I can't wait for people to turn on their TVs and see people actually singing live and doing it well. Will.i.am to Jaz Ellington: "If that's what you sound like with bronchitis... shazam! You got soul in a bowl. You got soul on a pole. You got soul you don't know. Woah. You got soul. Danny O'Donoghue to Ruth Brown and Denise Pearson: "In two-and-a-half minutes, I think I heard every note ever created." Episode 4 (14/04) Jessie J does an "Our Graham from Blind Date"-style recap as Emmy J Mac is choosing between the other three coaches: In one we have William, who likes walks on the beach and making beats late at night. In two, we've got "Tomothy," who likes to woo the ladies with his sexual voice and by singing about "sixbombs." In three, we've got Danny, the light-hearted Irishman who loves to tell the girls [in Irish accent] "Oh you're gorgeous, you're a gorgeous girl."" Danny: "And in two, we've got Jessie, who likes... the limelight." Will.i.am to teen duo Indie and Pixie: "Straight away I was like, that's dope. Then the second voice came in and I was like, that's two times dope. So I turned around to see what was going on and was like, that's dope three times. So congratulations. That's dope. Jessie J to black-clad John James Newman: "Did you and Tom phone each other about what to wear?" Will.i.am to Chloe Blackwell: "My mind and ears said hit the button but my gut was saying wait off a bit. When my gut is talking, I listen to her. Because my gut is my Mum, so I listen to my gut. Lyndsey Butler, 41, to Danny O'Donoghue: "You're very very cute. But not as cute as Tom. Nowhere near. Sorry. Will.i.am: "I don't got tactics, I got Tic-Tacs because I stay fresh. Episode 3 (07/04) Jessie J tries to convince Joelle May to join her team: "What shoe size are you? I'm just saying we can share shoe collections. Leanne Mitchell: Tom, what would you want to do with me? Tom Jones: I'm a married man so I can't answer that question. Jessie J and Danny O'Donoghue fight for Cassius Henry. Jessie J: Don't trust people who wear denim on denim! Danny: Never trust a girl who wears so much bling but sings about not worrying about the price tag. Chris Grixti: "Can I just say to Tom, my mum's backstage and she's a massive fan. I was probably conceived to one of your songs. Tom: "People have said that to me a few times, that children have been conceived while my music has been played. But I think one of my biggest compliments that I had was when Catherine Zeta Jones was giving birth to her first child, she had to have What's New Pussycat, on the radio. As soon as she started, she said put Tom on and I'll push. Tom: "I knew Otis Redding and... what? I know a lot of people! Jessie J to bequiffed Tyler James: "I'm really happy you and Danny go to the same hairdresser." Tom, wistfully: "I remember when I had hair like that." "But Michael Jackson didn't have perfect diction - He said "chamone" instead of "come on."" - Will.i.am, after Jessie J criticises the precocious Holly Cosgrave for her poor diction. Episode 1 (24/3) Will.i.am: "When I was in the studio with Michael Jackson..." Tom Jones: "Well, I was with Elvis in Hawaii." Jessie J: "I can't compete: I met Justin Beiber, once." I loved your vibrato - you give it the full monty. Now let's start the way we're going to continue - give me a kiss sweatheart" - Tom Jones rides to the defence of his new charge, Aundrea Nyle, before planting a smacker on her.